my bathtub leads to the ocean

As an inland provincial capital, Yuancheng's fitness and sports facilities are relatively well developed.There are five decent-sized gyms with swimming pools just near his Central Plains district.

Chi Tang found the nearest gym and walked in. It was eight o'clock in the morning. The gym had just opened, and there were very few people coming to exercise in the morning. The two young girls at the front desk who were in charge of the reception were very enthusiastic.

It's a pity that the little girl's enthusiasm does not mean that the manager is also enthusiastic. The manager of the gym, with his round head and a round figure that doesn't look like a gym manager at all, shook his head coldly: "We were half a month ago. Just recruited two swimming coaches, you are late."

Chi Tang was a little disappointed, but he nodded politely and turned to leave.

Then, as if a day of bad luck had been turned on, Chi Tang ran to the remaining four gyms and two gyms in a slightly further area, but he failed to apply for the job.

Obviously it is hot weather in July, and the children are on summer vacation. Swimming coach should be a very popular and easy job to apply for, but he has visited seven gyms, and five of them have recruited swimming coaches before. .And the salary of the remaining two gyms that are willing to recruit him is only 500 yuan a month. Even with the commission, it is really low, which makes him feel that the money for buying fish every day is not enough; One is even more interesting. After seeing him, the person in charge of that family told him with a smile that there is no shortage of swimming instructors in the gym, but he looks good enough to be a massage instructor.

At first, Chi Tang really didn't understand what a massage instructor was, but after the person in charge, who was obviously good-looking but had quite wretched eyes, made all kinds of insinuations and reminders, Chi Tang's face darkened all of a sudden.What kind of massage instructor is clearly a cowherd playing the coach's sign! !

Chi Tang resolutely rejected the potentially high-paying job of being a "massage instructor". After turning his head, he carefully looked at the name of this gym and decided to be a black man for the rest of his life.And it was already past six o'clock in the afternoon at this time, even if Chi Tang was in good physical condition, he felt tired after running like this for a day.

Thinking of the fresh carp and squids that were still waiting for him at home, Chi Tang cheered up and rushed home. There are many other gyms in this city. Let's go out one by one from tomorrow. Find the right job.

In the evening, Chi Tang made himself fried squid in sauce and sweet and sour fish to reward him for a day of running around. At noon, he only ate a meat bun. Now after eating this sumptuous seafood and seafood, he finally felt alive again. up.

After eating and drinking, he wanted to take a bath. After Chi Tang finished washing the dishes, he stood in front of the bathtub that had turned into a jar of sea water, acting like a thinker.

To soak or not to soak?this is a problem.

What if a few seaweeds appear in the bathtub inexplicably after soaking?Is it possible to really gather a plate of seaweed to cook soup? !If you don't soak him in the future, will you use this fish tank as a decoration?That would be too reckless.

So after struggling for half an hour, Chi Tang gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, cleaned up the sea water in the bathtub, and brushed it carefully again.Fill the bathtub with hot tap water again, as if all the entanglements just now are gone, and lie down comfortably again.

who cares!So what if a few seaweeds will pop out every time you take a bath in the future?At worst, it’s like collecting a plate of sea vegetables!It won't kill anyone, it doesn't affect him taking a bath!There are so many strange and unexplainable things in the world, what's the seaweed popping out of the bathtub!

The more he thought about Chi Tang, the less psychological burden he felt. The exhaustion and anxiety of running around all day disappeared completely in this comfortable hot bath.

Four or ten minutes later, Chi Tang, who had taken a bath, planned to get out of the bathtub. This bath was the most suspicious. Almost every 10 minutes, Chi Tang would look down and draw water with his hands, thinking Look for any traces of nori or other seaweed.Fortunately, there were no floating seaweeds.

Chi Tang was happily standing up on the edge of the bathtub, when he suddenly felt something hard on the soles of his feet, his face changed suddenly, he quickly lowered his head to look up, and then gasped——

On the bottom of the white bathtub, in the transparent and rippling warm water, there was a small patterned shell. The very familiar pattern and appearance immediately reminded Chi Tang of the stir-fried sea melon seeds he ate at noon yesterday. That is clams.

Chi Tang: "...No way." How could he not follow the routine? !

After he was already mentally prepared to see a few seaweeds again, there were no seaweeds this time, from seaweed to seashells? !Does this thing have an upgrade? !Will there be sea prawns directly tomorrow? !

Chi Tang picked up the clam at the bottom of the bathtub with twitching corners of his mouth, and found that the little thing was still alive.And when he fished out the clam, he keenly felt the water in the bathtub changing.

Chi Tang's heart skipped a beat, and he quickly stepped out of the bathtub.Then the water in the bathtub that he could see with the naked eye was gradually becoming cloudy and dark, and at the same time, there seemed to be a small sound of water flowing in the bathtub. He tentatively put his hand into the bathtub, and the original warm water had rapidly become cold. Rubbing his fingers slightly, it seemed that even the astringent feeling of sea water appeared.

Chi Tang: "..."

Right now, at this very moment, right under his nose, the tub of bath water he was soaking in turned into a tub of sea water very quickly, and following the sound of a few thumps, Chi Tang's eyelids twitched. I saw five or six small seashells of different colors emerging from the bottom of the bathtub, and two green seaweeds. Looking at the species, it turned out to be kelp this time.

Chi Tang: "..."

If it's not that my brain is broken and my eyes are gone, then there are eight out of ten | nine out of ten is that my bathtub has entered a different dimension, the possibility of it becoming a sperm is 5.00%, and the remaining 90.00% is the fifth possibility... It seems, maybe, to be able to connect to... the ocean?

"No, my brain is still broken."

How is it possible that the bathtub in which you bathe can connect to the ocean or something like a fantasy!He is not living in a fairy tale world!After the founding of the People's Republic of China, you must believe in science!

Okay, so, explain it with a scientific theory?

Chi Tang patted his face, "So the spaces overlap?"

Chi Tang patted his thigh: "That's right, the spaces overlap!" But here comes the question again, even if the spaces overlap, why don't they overlap at other times, it must be after he takes a bath?Is there any big treasure on him that can make the space overlap?

So Chi Tang looked at the mirror in the bathroom from beginning to end, and found that there was a baby on him, and that baby was just right between his legs right now.The others are really no problem.

"Tired. I'd better go to bed and sleep."

Even if he was forced to find a reason for his bathtubs to overlap, Chi Tang knew clearly in his heart that this matter was not scientific.If space overlap was so easy to happen, the world would have been messed up long ago.Moreover, none of the previous tenants and residents had a similar situation, otherwise the agent should have told him not to take a bath when viewing the house.

Therefore, when seaweed and seashells were found in the bathtub, and the pool water in the bathtub turned into seawater, the most likely cause was himself. Perhaps it was not "this bathtub can connect to the ocean" but "he took a bath in this bathtub, so The bathtub connects to the ocean".

Sitting on the bed and thinking about it until one o'clock in the morning, Chi Tang finally came to this conclusion after inquiring about various real-life strange events and spatial overlapping events.Then, with doubts in his head and stomach, he decided to do experiments on bathtubs starting tomorrow.In any case, this matter must be clarified, otherwise, if he soaks himself in the depths of the ocean in the future, then he will be so aggrieved that he will die.

In Chi Tang's mind, this matter has risen to the second most important, second only to the three meals a day of seafood.

Then, that night, Chi Tang had a nightmare of falling into the deep sea after soaking in the bath, being chased by all kinds of strange big octopuses, sharks, and sea monsters. At the end of the dream, he managed to escape to the surface of the sea. But he ran into a ghost ship, and a blond sea monster on it grabbed him with a grinning smile...

"Sea God bless!!" Chi Tang woke up suddenly, gasping for breath.