my bathtub leads to the ocean

Like a little girl whose butt was touched by a pervert, Chi Tang quickly jumped out of the bathtub with a pale face, then gritted her teeth and lowered her head, and saw the light gray mollusc entwining him above his ankle at a glance.

This mollusc has a small round smooth head, and eight long, slender tentacles with small suction cups on them. Even people who have no knowledge of marine animals and plants can recognize it at a glance. The mollusc around his ankle is a small octopus.

Small, octopus, fish!

Chi Tang was in a bad mood. He watched the eight tentacles of the little octopus become more and more entwined with weird eyes. He twitched the corners of his mouth and stretched out the thumb, middle finger and index finger of his left hand to hold the little octopus very firmly and forcefully. The head of the octopus was pulled out with a click.Then he threw it mercilessly into the large porcelain bowl that had been prepared for seafood.

Chi Tang stared at the little octopus in the big porcelain bowl for a long time, and then sighed a little depressingly: "Why not a lobster but an octopus?"

"Forget it, I can't be too greedy. Even octopus is more valuable than seaweed, seaweed, seaweed, isn't it? If you have octopus, you can eat octopus balls, fried octopus, braised octopus and cold salad!" Thinking of this, Chi Tang quickly turned around and ran to the kitchen to bring a big basin, ready to hold more seafood delivered to the door.

Then it was the moment to witness the miracle. Chi Tang stood beside the bathtub, wearing his big underpants, watching the water flow in the bathtub in amazement, as if the bathtub had unknowingly connected to an octopus in the ocean somewhere. Like a nest, small octopuses began to emerge from the bathtub bit by bit, one by one.Whenever a small octopus appeared in the bathtub, Chi Tang quickly picked it up and put it in the basin. In about four to ten minutes or half an hour, Chi Tang fished out a total of more than 10 octopuses from the bathtub. Small octopuses of varying sizes.

When the little octopus finally stopped coming out of the bathtub, Chi Tang glanced at the time on his phone, and the time stopped at 52 minutes and 5 seconds. He waited for almost another 10 minutes to make sure that there was no more seafood coming, and then he was sure that there was no more seafood in the bathtub. The time for the octopus to appear is about four to ten minutes, which is almost the same as the time he takes in the bath.Although the octopus suddenly entangled his ankle and calf, so that he didn't record his bathing time accurately in time, but as a person who takes a regular bath every 10 to [-] minutes, the time should not be much different.

Therefore, judging from today's bathing time and the "seafood moment", the time when the bathtub can connect to the ocean, or the time when magical sea creatures appear in the bathtub is basically the same as his bathing time.

"...Then today's conclusion is, as long as I take a bath, I will be able to connect to the ocean, or how long will this happen?" Chi Tang concluded with his head lowered. "Then if I soak for two hours, will the seafood be produced for two hours? If I soak for a whole day, will the whole day's seafood be produced directly?"

As a huge foodie of seafood, Chi Haidao Youth Tang took out a pen and notebook from the bedroom to record today's records, and at the same time began to seriously think about the idea of ​​taking a bath at home and catching seafood from long distances to support himself. possibility.

But in the end, he felt that it was impossible for him to take a twelve-hour bath every day, soaking himself bald just to eat seafood, so it was a pity that he dismissed this idea.When he finished recording the last word, he suddenly found out of the corner of his eye that something was wrong with the group of little octopuses in the basin.

In nearly four and 10 minutes, he fished out more than 30 small octopuses and some fragments of shells, seaweed and floating objects. Although these octopuses vary in size and shape, they are all small, non-toxic and edible octopuses. It's just the same as the small octopuses sold in the market today, it's just fresher.

However, just now, he seemed to see a light blue light flashing in the octopus pot. After the light disappeared, the little octopuses were in a mess and crawled out of the pot restlessly, trying to find freedom. They suddenly gave up on the road to freedom and began to line up in an orderly manner, one on top of the other, one on top of the other, piled up in a basin to form a hill of octopus.As if hiding something.

Chi Tang turned his head and squinted his eyes to carefully observe the octopus that looked like a hill. He found that these octopuses seemed to become nervous again because of his gaze, and many octopuses began to climb up desperately. Spinning around dizzily in place.

Chi Tang: "...As far as I know, octopuses don't have the habit of stacking arhats and turning around in circles. They should prefer to drill shells and bottles, so this is also a good way for people to catch octopuses." So, the one before us What is the octopus doing in circles?Are they trying to hide something collectively?Or... is there something trying to escape his eyes?

Chi Tang raised the corners of his mouth with great interest. He turned around and went to the kitchen to fetch another big bucket, and then quickly started to catch the little octopuses one by one and put them into another bucket with both hands. The octopus hill began to decrease little by little, and the octopuses caught by him seemed to be struggling violently to get back into the basin, but unfortunately they were only the size of delivering food to Chitang, and were thrown into the bucket mercilessly.In the end, when Chi Tang threw almost all the octopus into the bucket, he saw the small pale pink octopus shivering at the bottom of the basin at a glance.

"what……?"

Chi Tang let out an unexpected whisper, the pink octopus is a very rare species.Although a pink pancake octopus was caught before, the appearance of that pancake octopus is completely different from this little pale pink octopus, and the classification should be different.The appearance of the pink octopus in front of me is almost the same as that of an ordinary small dwarf octopus, but it is like a tragic contrast between a shoddy fake and a finely crafted treasure. It looks like a very beautiful light pink crystal, whether it is the small round head or the slender eight claws, it reveals a crystal clear feeling, plus the two small black watery eyes on its head, it can be said that It's gorgeous.Glancing at it and then at the pot of gray octopus in the bucket next to it, Chi Tang suddenly felt that he might have caught an octopus...Princess?

The little pale pink octopus hiding at the bottom of the basin seemed to know that it was discovered by Chi Tang. While shaking its body and moving towards the edge of the basin, it covered its two eyes with its two pink claws, as if it could refuse I saw the horrible reality of being caught.When it finally moved to the edge of the basin, Chi Tang stretched out his hand and pinched it with three fingers before it quickly turned over and escaped.

"Hey, blah, blah, blah!"

Chi Tang: "!!!" I seem to hear some strange voice? !

"Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Chi Tang picked out his ears and looked at the pink high-end little octopus that he held up in front of him, "Are you calling?"

The little pink octopus obviously felt that it was going to be fished into its mouth, and its eight claws were waving indiscriminately, resembling the dying struggle of a human being after being caught.

Chi Tang looked at it silently for a few seconds, shook his arm vigorously two or three times, and soon knocked out the little pink octopus, and finally stopped waving its eight tentacles. Chi Tang thought about it Thinking, I put the small octopus with crystal powder into the peony porcelain bowl that originally held seafood, scooped up a bowl of sea water and put it on the table.Then he turned his head and roughly washed the bucket of more than 30 small gray ordinary small octopuses. He planned to raise them in sea water first, and eat small octopuses fried in sauce and small octopus in cold salad at noon tomorrow.

After tidying up the bathroom, Chi Tang did not drain the water in the bathtub. He still had to make sure that the change in the sea water only occurred in those four or 10 minutes, as long as nothing else appeared in the bathtub tomorrow morning. , then today's conclusion is basically established.

As for this unexpected crystal-like, pink, high-level little octopus that seems to have a high IQ, and seems to be able to bark... for its rarity and beauty, let's keep it first, it seems a pity to eat it .

The author has something to say: Little pink octopus: the nest is not a princess!The nest is the little prince, although the nest is pink~

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