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Perhaps because he has already suffered a huge psychological blow, Wei Changyang, who is tired and not in love, is no longer afraid of Grandma Big Brother Hui.Compared to this point of fear, what he just experienced was a critical blow that would be worse than death.

Then, he began to ask other friends and friends about their male and female bodies.

Anyway, what Wei Erer thinks is, no matter what, he can't have his own dream broken, at least he needs to find a few people who are as miserable as him, so that he can have a little balance in his heart.

Then, he was refreshed again.

"...The body of the blue shark is a shark? Isn't he the younger brother of Miss Shui'er?! The younger brother of the dolphin is a shark?!"

"Mr. Wu Xian is a green-haired turtle? This is quite in line with his qualities...I said why is he so stable and calm."

"Yu Yi and Yu Er turned out to be clown fish! Emmmmm, I really can't tell, they are such a lively and beautiful species."

"Chef Amu is a flounder? Isn't the flounder's eyes on one side? Can he see the dishes and seasonings in his hand like that?"

"Old Hei turned out to be a big octopus, oh, it must be the kind of huge sea monster we imagined. Tsk tsk."

Wei Changyang became more and more excited the more he listened, but Bai Yu didn't find it troublesome, he saw the look of admiration on this human's face!

"What about Xiaoba and Xiaomei? These two little guys are very cute and handsome! Many of my brothers and friends are ready to wait for these two to grow up to recruit husbands or cheat little girls."

Bai Jiao raised his eyebrows very straightforwardly: "Then they are quite courageous."

Wei Changyang felt a little wrong: "Aren't these two little guys very strong?"

"What's the body of little eight little loli?"

Bai Shark frowned slightly.The word "loli" in his memory...should be a beautiful and cute little girl, right?Forget it, maybe he remembered it wrong, anyway, he basically lost his memory.

"That kid has the body of a deep-sea giant chapter, and he can be regarded as a deep-sea royal family. Don't look at him before. He was as small as a slap, but his size will increase dramatically after his transformation. Well, he should have at least one now. It’s a hundred catties. It’s just that the color looks disgusting, a male, but it’s pink.”

Wei Changyang paused. He understood what Bai Jiao said from the beginning to the end, but felt that he didn't understand it from the beginning to the end.He suddenly thought of his masculine and feminine shell spirit, and asked with a wooden face: "Xiaoba...isn't she a cute girl?"

Bai Jiao looked at him as if he was looking at a mentally handicapped person: "You can't even tell a male from a female? That's a male! No matter how good-looking he looks, he's still a bird under his skirt."

Wei Changyang thought of his friend watching the live broadcast and said that in the future, no matter what, he would let his boy marry a cute and cute loli like Xiaoba, and then he suddenly realized.

Ah ha ha ha ha ha.

He finally felt very comforted! !Ha ha ha ha! !

Thinking of his friend's face and mood when he knew Xiao Ba's gender in the future, he felt that he was not the most unlucky one.

"What about Xiaomei? That handsome little guy is... a girl?"

Bai Yu found that the human's eyes suddenly lit up, and seemed very happy.

"Otherwise? Even if she doesn't wear a skirt, she is still a female. However, if the skin is not thick, don't get her idea. She is a deep-sea colorful mantis shrimp. When she runs up to attack, it is the shell of a green turtle. It can't stand her bump. Besides, she has a mother who is more cruel than her."

Wei Changyang thought carefully about what a mantis shrimp is, and his expression was very strange after he figured it out.Fuck, this is real Pippi shrimp.No wonder Xiaomei is always so aggressive.

However, this pair of members of the Sea Clan is really weird.

Wei Changyang thought for a while and planned to ask other questions, but Bai Yu was too lazy to waste time with him.He got up and said to Wei Changyang, "Remember to bring me food tomorrow! I will come to you during my lunch break."

"Considering that too many times may attract the attention of the blue tail, you just take three meals at noon."

The corner of Wei Changyang's mouth twitched, I packed it up and took it home when I was full, and I brought a big bag at a time, I'm afraid it's not as low-key as bringing something for every meal.

However, since he agreed, he had to find a way to do it.And there is some unknown imprint on his chest, for the time being... just swallow it.Why.

After Bai Jiao left, Wei Changyang quickly lifted his shirt to see what the so-called mark was.It's just that he touched and checked his upper body from top to bottom, but he didn't see any marks.

"Is he just fooling me?" Wei Changyang narrowed his eyes. "No, maybe that imprint is on my heart. Don't mess around." He covered the quilt a little depressed and went back to sleep.I wondered if I could take a photo of his heart.He also thought, that grandma, Brother Huibai, is indeed a big thorn in the reform-through-labour inmates, thinking of overthrowing Chizi's rule and becoming the owner of the island if he has nothing to do.

"...Haha." Let him be the island owner, and the whole island would really turn into hell.If he can't be allowed to succeed no matter what, he will give up his life as Chizi and be an undercover agent among the reform-through-labor prisoners.Once he made any big moves, he would tell Chizi immediately!

That night, Wei Changyang made a miserable scene of himself for one night... in order to protect his friend and sacrifice his life for righteousness.

When he went to the restaurant for dinner the next morning, the undersides of his eyes were black and blue.

"Hey! Second child! What's the matter with you? Look at your slumped expression and the blackness under your eyes! We are here for vacation, not for overtime work! What kind of programs are you programming? Ah, the arrest of cyber hackers, don’t worry about it when you’re on vacation, just rest on Xiaochi’s island!”

When Aunt Wei had dinner in the morning, she saw that her son was so haggard, so she couldn't help but complained to him.Her eldest son is a workaholic, he has made contributions to the country and won the highest honor medal, she can't control it.Although this youngest son can be regarded as half a public official, he can control the working hours by himself.Definitely can't fight like his big brother.

Wei Changyang glanced resentfully at his mother, as well as his elder brother, father and Chi Tang Yuxiao who turned their eyes away, and was depressed for a moment: "I didn't stay up all night, I just had a nightmare all night. Go back and sleep for a while."

"Chizi, is this cafeteria open all the time? Can I take some back to eat?"

Chi Tang is here to be a tour guide for the old man and aunt, and he is going to take them to the hot springs and log cabins on the crown hill to the north in the morning to live for a day before eating barbecue and game. It's no problem if Wei Changyang doesn't go: "Then you won't be able to soak in the hot spring today I can’t live in a wooden house anymore.”

"The food in the restaurant is served all day long. However, most of the snacks are served during non-meal times. Of course you can take it away. You are the owner of the island, my brother."

Then Mr. Wei and Aunt Wei laughed, but Wei Changhai noticed that something happened to his stupid brother, and his expression was not right.But it shouldn't be a big deal, maybe it's because I can't accept it after listening to Wang Shao's popular science, right?This younger brother is still too timid.

But Yu Xiao noticed Wei Changyang's difference right away.He looked at the position of Wei Changyang's chest and heart, and there was a powerful imprint power there.He is very familiar with the fluctuation of this power, it is "an unbetrayable guardianship contract".

That white hair wants to do something.hehe.

Let's see what he can do in the end.

King Yu said that now he can beat three white hairs with one.Bai Mao is especially welcome to make trouble, and then he can justly sink this guy into the sea and imprison him to death.Chi Tang could no longer give him a chance to reform.

Then Chi Tang Yu Xiao took Mr. Wei's family to a hot spring.Before leaving, Chi Tang stopped suddenly: "Yoko!"

"what?"

"Aren't you a computer guru? After you have enough rest, can we make a special website for Bihai Island? Can we put some videos on it for everyone to watch, and the most important thing is the kind of special products that can be traded and sold? After you leave, we can start selling the special products of the island, not to mention everyone’s income, there are still many treasures among those special products.”

Wei Changyang's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he patted his chest directly: "Don't worry, leave this to me! I will finish it for you in a few days! I will build the best platform and technology for you, and then use the best technology for you." Nice font and design! There are many people in my circle! And they are all your fans."

Chi Tang just smiled: "Okay, after you build the network, the shopping carts of you, Brother Hai, the old man, and Auntie will be free forever. You can decide what you want to eat."

Wei Changyang was very satisfied with this kind of remuneration. The old man and aunt were a little embarrassed, but they were persuaded by Chi Tang with a few words: "You two will see each other like this, and my relationship with Brother Hai and Yoko is almost on the mend. They are like brothers, so why talk about money? Besides, Brother Hai has helped me a lot from the beginning to the end. I can’t count the money.”

Wei Changhai also pushed his glasses with a smile: "Yes, parents don't have to refuse. Just be an extra son, and my family doesn't have to count so much."

And then "family"?Except for the smirk on Brother Yu's face, he happily went to the hot spring.

Wei Changyang heaved a sigh of relief and looked at the food in the entire restaurant with a smile.Hmm, but I don't know if it's his illusion?I always feel that those two beautiful and lovely ladies who replenish the dishes from time to time are a bit strange.It stands to reason that when you work, you should dress for convenience, but these two young ladies are actually wearing long skirts that almost touch the floor, and they walk without making any noise...

"Hello, sir? Do you need anything?"

Wei Changyang looked at the young lady who was smiling at him, and suddenly shivered and coughed: "No, no, thank you. I'll just eat it myself."

"Okay, take your time, sir. Please give a good review when you pass by the evaluation platform. It is related to my salary and performance this month."

Wei Changyang looked at her lower body which was covered by the big skirt, which was probably not her legs, and nodded numbly: "Okay, don't worry. Five-star praise."

Then he quickly ate a large bowl of seafood porridge, and walked out with a super luxurious salmon caviar sandwich.Before leaving, don't forget to give a good review.

After he finally got to the deck chair next to the beach, he muttered to himself: "Fuck, those two are the 'Friendly Sea Clan' that Brother Wang said, right?"

It looks really friendly, but I don't know whether it is a fish tail or a shrimp tail under the skirt? !

He took a big bite of the luxurious sandwich, and the sweet and rich taste made his eyes widen.Why!If he hadn't met that grandma, Brother Huibai, and didn't know the sea people here, this island is really a great vacation paradise, woo woo woo, it doesn't have the embarrassing situation of people everywhere in other parts of the mainland.

"Huh?" Just as Wei Changyang was lamenting the real world, his ears suddenly moved, as if he heard some strange sound?

When Wei Changyang listened carefully, there seemed to be no sound at all.When he thought he might be hallucinating, he suddenly felt hairy on the back of his feet. When he looked down, his face turned green in an instant!

What is this disgusting green furball? ! ? !

"Kidnapping! Don't scream! Follow me honestly! Otherwise, I'll poison you to death!"

Wei Changyang: "..." Damn this green furball can talk and kidnap! !