my bathtub leads to the ocean

Chi Tang worked hard at the Deep Blue Club until six in the afternoon, and he observed that his scumbag father left the fitness club when he was about to have lunch in the morning.

When the scumbag father was leaving, he and the female coach were reluctant to part with each other, as if they were about to say goodbye to wild mandarin ducks. Chi Tang watched them in the dark without hesitation and took a picture of them with his cell phone. Serious, but actually very ambiguous picture.

Cheng Xiao, who was just taking a shower and brushing his head, took a good look at his sneak shot and rubbing. Suddenly, the man showed an unbelievable expression, and when the pond turned to look at him, he was entangled in silence. After a while, he still said with some difficulty: "Xiaochi, you have to be careful, even if taking pictures is your hobby, you still have to restrain yourself in our clubhouse. Otherwise, if someone sees it and reports it to the boss, Even if you have something to do with Wang Shao, it's not very good for you."

The corner of Chi Tang's mouth twitched slightly when he was mistaken by others as a voyeur. He opened his mouth to explain, but in the end he felt that there was really nothing to say. Should he tell Brother Cheng that he was not a voyeur, but was just filming Is there any evidence that his father is engaging in mistress behind his current wife's back?

I really can't afford to lose this person.

So Chi Tang just nodded with some difficulty, and finally showed a polite smile: "I see, Brother Cheng, I will definitely pay attention in the future."

Seeing that Chi Tang knew his mistake and corrected it, Cheng Lin stepped forward and patted him on the shoulder very relieved, "You performed very well today, I see that some old men and women seem to be willing to learn how to swim from you, don't they? I really didn't expect you to be able to chat with them so happily."

"You may not know, those few are quite difficult to deal with elite customers here, not to mention the family itself is rich and powerful, and the children and grandchildren of the family are also successful, if we can build a good relationship with them, then definitely It will be of great benefit. In the past, there were several coaches who wanted to teach these uncles and aunts who soaked in the recreational shallow pool every day, but they either disliked the coach’s inability to teach enough, or they were taught one or two times. I just gave up after one class, so that these nail households have become an unspeakable pain in the heart of our deep blue swimming coach. Everyone is wondering when and what kind of people will be able to give them to the church? There are even some In other words, it is impossible for them to learn to swim in this life. But you kid makes me think that maybe these few nail households can be pulled out."

Hearing this, Chi Tang raised his brows slightly, his mouth curled up, and his eyes showed a look of nostalgia and joy, "How can those lovely uncles and aunts be as scary as Brother Cheng you said? They are just I have never been in contact with water, I have just felt water.”

"Their yearning for water is very deep in their hearts, otherwise it would not be so long, they have been soaking in the swimming pool without swimming. So as long as they feel that the water flow is gentle and inclusive, they will not let them Injured, and although they are old, they can learn to swim easily, and they should be able to cooperate well in the future. After all, swimming is such a pleasant sport. If a person can't swim, then he has to How much fun is lost?"

When Chi Tang said these words, his eyes shone brightly and happily.He is using his eyes and affection to prove what he said.

This made Cheng Xiao unconsciously laughed and nodded, "Yes, swimming is such an interesting sport. If you don't know how to swim, you will lose a lot of fun in life."

"Okay boy, it's your first day at work today, you did a good job, after fighting for it, try to take down those low-profile households, so that you will give us a face in the deep blue club, and young master Wang may be overjoyed and give you a raise." , now let's go to lunch."

The lunch treatment at noon in the Deep Blue Clubhouse is still very good. All coaches can eat in the cafeteria on the third floor.The original price of 280 high-end buffet coaches can get a [-]% discount, but even so, Chi Tang thought about his salary, rent, and the seafood he had to eat every day, so he could only sigh at the exquisite various delicacies at the door. Heaving a sigh of relief, he turned his head and turned on his phone to order a takeaway seafood fried rice.

Three or ten minutes later, Chi Tang took a mouthful of seafood fried rice with great anticipation, and then put down his chopsticks in great pain.

Cheng Xiao, who was eating and drinking next to him, and several other swimming coaches were surprised when they saw Chi Tang like this, "What's going on? Xiao Chi, you have food poisoning?"

Chi Tang burst into tears in his heart, this kind of seafood fried rice that was not fresh at all, and even stir-frying couldn't hide the rotten smell, eating it was no different from food poisoning.

"Ahem! No, it's okay. I'm just not used to the smell here. I'll bring my own lunch tomorrow."

Once again, I feel that life in a big city in the Central Plains is not easy.

"Haha, maybe you can't eat spicy food, right? It's all right, I'll get used to it after a month of eating. After all, we people from the Greater Central Plains are definitely compatible and can eat anything. Oh, of course, we can't compare with those in Linhai Guangzhou. "

Chi Tang could only smile and nod, and was hungry all afternoon.Finally, when he got off work, Chi Tang rode his bicycle and rushed home, his mind was full of all kinds of cute and fresh little octopuses.

"Fried octopus balls, fried octopus in sauce, small octopus in cold sauce..."

"Ah, there is also a pretty and delicious little pink octopus princess~" Thinking of these delicacies, Chi Tang's mood instantly rose. However, when he opened the door of his rental house with a smile on his face, the smile instantly froze on his face.

……

Who can tell him what's going on with the small, octopus, and fish all over the floor and walls! !Also, why is the TV on? !It was obviously closed when he left! ! !

Chi Tang couldn't believe his eyes. After being stunned by the door for a few seconds, his face turned grim. He gritted his teeth and rushed into the kitchen. He took out the big bucket containing the octopus before, and began to bend down one by one to pick up the octopus that was running around the ground. After the little octopus was repacked in the bucket and cleaned up the small living room, bathroom and kitchen, he sneered and walked into his bedroom.

In the middle of his own clean and comfortable big bed in the bedroom, there is a pink crystal clear little octopus, lying on the big porcelain bowl of peony flowers filled with sea water and somehow moved to the bed, with eight tentacles " dancing" watching the submarine story [-]: the adventure of the octopus played on TV.

As if Paul the Octopus was his little pink son in there.Ah.

Even changing the channel is self-taught.

Seeing the most intense chase and escape scene in the cartoon, Chi Tang stepped forward with a sneer, and turned off the main switch of the TV very forcefully, then turned around, looked at that with indifference, only to realize that he had been found Yes, the little pink octopus froze instantly and spoke.

"I'm going to eat braised pink octopus."

With a whimper, the little pink octopus that was dancing excitedly just now retracted to the bottom of the bowl in an instant. However, the bowl on the bed would not be too stable. Under Chi Tang's wide-eyed gaze, he fell silently on the bed, and by the way, sprinkled the bed with sea water and a small, pink crystal-like octopus.

Chi Tang couldn't hold back his veins jumping up and down.

He really wanted to eat that little octopus alive right now!Look at the location where the sea water spills out!This trace!Who the hell didn't know, thought he lived to be 25 and still wet the bed! ! !

[嘤嘤嘤咱! 】It's scary, scary, scary, the face of this tailless guy is even scarier than Xiao Xiao's face when he lost Xiao Xiao's golden pearl!Whew, will it not survive tomorrow, will it be swallowed alive? !

In the end, with a gloomy face, Chi Tang threw the shivering pink little Ba into a large peony porcelain bowl, then scooped up a bowl of not-so-fresh seawater from the bathtub, and finally poured it out with a sieve basket on the surface. Buckle it on the peony porcelain bowl, press a fruit knife, and manually create a simple octopus cage.

Fen Xiaoba, who was locked in the cage, looked at Chi Tang with her bright black round eyes: [嘤嘤嘤...]

Chi Tang was not moved by the beautiful seafood, and cruelly staged a "octopus fancy cooking" in front of the little pink octopus, scaring Xiao Ba three times, but this little guy was eating octopus dinner in Chi Tang When it was full of blood and revived again, it pitifully pulled the large ceramic peony bowl with its two paws, put the remaining six paws together, passed through the small mesh of the flour sieve, and looked like I wanted to eat together .

Chi Tang: "..."

"Your appetite is truly amazing."

Although it is true that octopuses eat their own paws and eat their own kind when they are hungry, this little pink princess doesn't seem to care much. It seems that it can sit in the middle of the bed because of its little brothers who have become delicious.

In the end, Chi Tang mixed some rice and stir-fried small octopus and gave it to the little pink octopus. Seeing how it ate and wanted to fly, Chi Tang felt that it might have been born in the wrong birth, and it shouldn't be an ocean octopus. The little octopus should go directly to Greater China to be a foodie.

After the meal, Chi Tang put Princess Xiaofen back in her homemade cage, changed the sheets after a lot of effort, and said to Xiaofen octopus with a knife in a particularly vicious and domineering way: "Next time you If you dare to make the bed like this again, I will directly cut you alive to ensure that you will not be able to come back again."

Then he was satisfied to see the little pink cowardly nodding its paws, and then turned around to turn on the water and prepare to take a bath.After he came back, he was exhausted by the octopus, so he must take a good bath to relax.

When taking a bath this time, Chi Tang specially asked the little pink octopus to watch, and was going to try to see if he could return it to the sea after the bath.

However, the reality is cruel.

When the warm water in the tank turned into sea water silently, Chi Tang quickly threw the little pink octopus into the bathtub, and when it looked dazed, he said, "You came from here for no reason, look Let's see if we can go back now."

The little pink octopus seemed to understand what he said, and dived directly into the bottom of the bathtub, but after a few minutes, it reappeared with its pink head. Before Chi Tang could even raise his eyebrows, he saw the little pink octopus The one below that was held by it with its eight claws, was a lively... Pipi shrimp? ? ? ?