my bathtub leads to the ocean

Chi Tang was in a bad mood as he stared at the lower body of a fish-turned-human guy. The first reaction in his mind was that the place was too big and it was a public enemy, and various myths kept flashing back and forth. The setting of legends and sea monsters.

Seeing the human being in front of him staring blankly at his lower body, and holding the shiny big kitchen knife in his hand, Yu Xiao narrowed his eyes slightly, and his tone was three points dangerous and two points seductive: "Are you here?" What are you looking at?"

Chi Tang raised his head abruptly, subconsciously raised the kitchen knife in his hand to his chest, and put it down quickly after realizing it.Feeling that this series of actions of his was very stupid, he coughed lightly and said: "Hey, that, I didn't watch anything. I have everything you have, er, not counting the tail, why should I watch you? "

After he finished speaking, he turned around and went to the kitchen, where he put the kitchen knife away very quickly.Then he quickly ran to his bedroom, quickly dug out a pair of large underpants from the closet, and went back to the bathroom.

When he returned to the bathroom, Yu Xiao, a mermaid?Kraken?Merman?Already started to talk to the little pink octopus and the golden shrimp in the peony porcelain bowl.Chi Tang heard that the little octopus and Pippi Shrimp were talking to this man in a particularly excited "chirp" and "chirp", while the blond man with black eyes turned his head slightly, listening to the two of them. He barked, and occasionally hummed to show that he knew, but he didn't say a word about other questions.

No matter how you look at it, it looks like His Majesty the King condescends to listen to the people's bullshit.

When Chi Tang walked into the bathroom, Yu Xiao raised those black eyes and looked at him. Suppressing a little embarrassment, Chi Tang raised the big underpants in his hand: "Let's go to the bedroom and talk about it. There are tails in the sea and you don’t need to wear clothes, but you can’t run around naked when you land on the shore, just do as the Romans do, so be careful.”

Yu Xiao looked at the gorgeous pair of beach underpants in Chi Tang's hand, and showed an expression of disgust unabashedly, as if he would blind his eyes just by looking at it. Neglecting it, he could only twitch the corners of his mouth and go back to his closet. He found a pair of big black pants with great difficulty, and finally let this picky mermaid finish naked｜and run ashore.

However, it must be admitted that this mermaid's figure is really good and impeccable, with a body without any fat, wide shoulders, narrow waist and long legs, and a height of at least 1.8 meters five, it is simply a natural hanger for top male models .So even if this guy is a little small in his big black pants, he still wears this mismatch in a lively and sexy style.

"Tsk." He didn't compare with non-human beings.

Chi Tang comforted himself in his heart that he himself was a handsome and beautiful man among human beings.Moreover, he is 1.8 meters tall, and his stature is also very qualified. I really don't need to care about the figure and appearance of this mermaid, he is not a human being in the first place!

"Well, do these two seafood belong to your family?" Chi Tang retracted the thoughts in his mind, and went straight to the point: "They should have told you how they got here, right? I am worried about how to send them back to the sea. After all, they are so weak, even if they are put into the sea, they will be eaten by natural enemies soon. Fortunately, you are here, and you can take them both. took away."

Hearing this, Yu Xiao stared at him quietly with those black eyes.When he noticed that Chi Tang was getting a little hairy, this guy said, "...they will be fostered at your home for a few days first."

"Why? I have to go to work. They can only watch TV at home. If they don't go back to their familiar living place for a long time, they might get sick? And I don't The plan to be the nanny of these two seafood." Chi Tang refused without the slightest hesitation: "It is still difficult for me to support myself every day."

Yu Xiao didn't expect this person to refuse so quickly, so he silently turned his head to look at the two seafood in the blue and white porcelain bowl in the house.Chi Tang was speechless watching from the side, don't ask him how he could see the guilty conscience from the faces of a little octopus and a pippi shrimp, anyway, he could tell.

Soon, he heard the mermaid speak:

"The two of them said that you like them very much, and rush to make delicious food for them every day, and promised to build a transparent glass house for them, and take them out to see the human world."

Chi Tang let out a sigh: "I can talk nonsense like this when I go to seafood?! What I said clearly is to let them stay at home honestly and don't cause trouble for me. If there is a chance, I will give them away. Go back to the sea, if they behave well at home, I will find someone to make a glass fish tank and take them outside to have a long experience."

As a result, the words changed automatically in the minds of the two little seafood?

For a moment, the room was very quiet and awkward.

Yu Xiao was obviously a little angry, he picked up the big peony-shaped ceramic bowl with his lips pursed, turned around and walked to the bathroom without hesitation, apparently planning to leave directly.

Chi Tang looked at his back and didn't know what to say for a while, did he want to shout: Wait!Save the seafood!Should I raise them?Not to mention that these two little things are not easy to raise, even if they are easy to raise, they still have their own parents.So, let this amazing bathtub seafood incident come to an end here, anyway, there should be no intersection in the future.

Although Chi Tang thought so, when Yu Xiao was about to step into the bathtub with one foot, he suddenly pursed his lips and opened his mouth again: "Wait!"

Yu Xiao stopped in his footsteps, turned around and expressed doubts with his eyes.Chi Tang grunted, then said: "Well, we actually had a good time getting along these two days, and Xiaofen and Xiaojin are also very cute. If, um, they get permission from their parents after they go back, they can come again, anyway. I am here by myself, and I am very happy to have some pets. Next time I come back, I can also buy a glass fish tank and show them the world on land, and it is not in vain to get to know each other.”

After Chi Tang finished speaking, the little pink octopus, which was lying in the peony bowl, became energetic in an instant, and its eight tiny claws were waving happily.To be honest, it was very happy when it saw Xiaoxiao came to pick it up at first, and finally it can go home to see its father, and it doesn’t need to be aggrieved to shrink into a big bowl, and it will be able to take the little brothers again soon Domineering together and so on.

However, it turned around and thought about it, and suddenly the whole octopus was bad—leaving here means that it can no longer watch TV, and it also means that it can no longer eat delicious and strange land food Even, it never had a chance to see what the land on the sea looked like.

Have you been in the sea ever since?If it hadn't seen TV before, hadn't eaten food on land, and hadn't heard the tailless dried fish say that it wanted to go out and have a look, it might think it's good to stay in the sea all the time, without any thought. Expectations and thoughts about going out.But now, as a seafood, it suddenly wants to take a look at those different scenery.

It's like, when Xiaoba was very young, he heard from his father that he had a squid sister who was so eager to go to land, so he had magical powers and turned into a human, and then left them The sea where it is located.

When he heard what his father said, he thought that Sister Squid was really stupid. Why would he want to go to the dirty and dry place on the land so hard?But after living on this land for a few days, it suddenly felt that this place is actually quite interesting, at least there are TVs for games and delicious food!It will definitely not leave its hometown like that squid sister, but now that there is this dried fish without a tail to take care of it, it shouldn't be a problem for it to play here for a while, right?

Pippi Shrimp Xiaojin was not as excited as Xiaoba, but he also made up his mind. After he went back and told his mother, he would come over with Xiaoba to play again. Didn't finish reading!I haven't finished reading the story of its beautiful boy brother joining forces to save the world, and I won't be able to sleep if I don't finish reading it.Moreover, Xiao Ba is so cowardly, he has to watch from the side.

Yu Xiao looked at Chi Tang quietly, then looked down at the two seafood that were obviously exuding a happy mood, and finally nodded reluctantly.Then his black eyes stared at Chi Tang again, and his deep and determined voice sounded:

"What else do you want to tell me?"

"Uh, huh? Oh, did you see it?" Chi Tang panicked for a moment: "I just want to ask you about the passage, I don't know why my bathtub suddenly became a passage , do you know why? Also, that, uh..."

Yu Xiao raised his eyebrows slightly, waiting for the man in front of him who was pleasing to the eye to speak.

In the end, Chi Tang gritted his teeth and looked up at Yu Xiao: "Also, what are you? Are you a mermaid? Or a sea monster, a sea monster, or a mermaid?"

After saying this, Chi Tang quickly lowered his head, for fear that the man opposite would beat him up if he disagreed with him, "I don't mean to offend, but I really want to know." This question is really a bit abrupt So, when we met for the second time and asked, he really couldn't hold back his curiosity.