my bathtub leads to the ocean

In the end, Chi Tang still didn't hear a standard translation from Yu Xiao. The merman just told him vaguely that Xiao Ba felt that the lunch at noon today was too rich, and he was very envious and very happy.

When Yu Xiao was translating to Chi Tang like this, Xiao Ba was so angry that he was out of shape. Its pink round head shook as if it was about to be thrown off, and its eight slender tentacles were entangled angrily. Tang looked inexplicably and felt that it looked like a raised middle finger.

"Hey!" It was not happy at all, and it was not envious at all!Too much why it can only eat noodles and a maximum of two dishes when it comes, there are so many dishes when Xiaoxiao comes!But no matter how unhappy Xiao Ba is, Chi Tang's seafood language is still not good enough, so he can only treat it as a glutton, and hand over the delicious, smooth and tender braised pork ribs with sauce. The little guy happily grabbed the two ends of the ribs with four tentacles on one side, and gnawed happily.

The golden little beauty was eating slice after slice of lotus root slices quickly and rolled her eyes in her heart, silly octopus, don't you know that men value sex over friends?Xiaoxiao looks so good-looking, it's normal to eat a few more dishes.Its mother has already taught it, Xiao Ba doesn't know it yet.

Yu Xiao ate human food again after a thousand years, and couldn't help thinking of the things he had eaten ashore before. When he just landed, he ate wild fruits and rough farm meals. The wild fruits were okay, with sour taste. Both astringent and sweet are natural flavors.But the blunt grains and coarse grains of the farm meal almost made him think that the people on the shore were all poor fellows who couldn't afford to eat, but after he entered the capital, he also ate a table of 1000 taels of delicacies on jade plates.

The dishes on the table in front of me don't look fancy, but they look pretty good.Yu Xiao glanced at Xiao Ba and Xiao Mei who were eating next to him, who were more cheerful than the other, and their mouths were full of greasiness. Under Chi Tang's expectant gaze, he first steamed sea bass with chopsticks, and the fresh and sweet taste filled his mouth , Yu Xiao's eyes brightened slightly.Then, while chopping the rice, Chi Tang watched this unattainable-looking guy pick up and eat food in a very elegant but quick and precise posture, obviously every move was pleasing to the eye, but the dishes on the plate were getting faster and faster .

In the end, Chi Tang didn't dare to look at Yu Xiao again, so he focused on speeding up his serving of food, so that he didn't let himself be full of food because of his beauty.When he put down his chopsticks, the six dishes on the table were all empty. He looked at the small pile of ribs and bones next to Xiao Ba, Xiao Jin turned his belly upside down, and Yu Xiao had satisfied expressions in his eyes. stupid.

He also thought that he would never be able to finish the six dishes, and it happened that he could have another meal at night.Now it seems that he is too naive.He greatly underestimated the food intake of these three seafood.

"Xiaoba, Xiaomei, didn't you have enough to eat two days ago?"

As a girl, Xiaomei didn't answer this question, but Xiaoba shook her eight little tentacles comfortably, and beeped twice.

Chi Tang looked at Yu Xiao, and Yu Xiao smiled: "It can eat up a sea bass by itself. But it won't need to eat for two days."

In the animal world, three meals are not eaten on time.

Chi Tang breathed a sigh of relief, that night, he would just have a snack at the night market.

After eating, Chi Tang planned to find a place that sells fish to buy a small transparent and sturdy portable fish tank, so that he can take Xiaoba Xiaomei out to see the world at night and in the future, while Yu Xiao stayed at home to watch Chi Tang. cell phone.It turned out that Yu Xiao planned to watch TV to understand the world, but most of the afternoon TV shows were all kinds of TV dramas, which made the merman king very unappreciative. Chi Tang looked at Xiaoba and Xiaomei pitifully. He looked at the TV occupied by Yu Xiao again, and finally couldn't help laughing, called Yu Xiao over, took out his mobile phone and started teaching him to use Weibo, Baidu, and read various books on the Internet.

Although Yu Xiao is an antique shark from thousands of years ago, his IQ is definitely higher than that of most human beings, and his learning ability and memory ability are terrifyingly powerful. Chi Tang only demonstrated it once, and he has already mastered it. , and can draw inferences from one instance.

Although he doesn't know pinyin, he can search by handwriting.It doesn’t matter if there are a little more strokes in traditional Chinese characters. Looking at the promotional advertisements and hotspots on Baidu is enough for him to remember the changes of some commonly used characters.

By the time Chi Tang went out with his wallet, the merman king with perfect eyebrows and eyes had already skilfully browsed the hotspots on Weibo, found a copy of "History of Science and Technology Development" and read it on his phone.Great speed.

Chi Tang glanced back and couldn't help but think, according to Brother Yu's learning speed, it probably only takes a month from elementary school to university, right?Then, if this person is suddenly interested in human knowledge and wants to study and think deeply, he may be able to become a professor at the nearby university in two months, or the kind of professor who looks the youngest, handsome and promising.

"...Calm down, don't compare yourself with non-human monsters. Ordinary people also have the happiness of ordinary people."

When Chi Tang came back with a portable plastic transparent fish tank with a sea-blue lid and a large shell shape, Yu Xiao had finished reading "History of Science and Technology Development" and was now watching "Encyclopedia of Life", and automatically gave Chi Tang The phone is connected to the charger.

Chi Tang opened his mouth slightly, and Yu Xiao raised his head, with the corners of his mouth raised: "I saw that half of the mobile phone indicated that the battery was low, so I searched for ways to charge it, and I charged it for you." Then he looked very happy: "The current technological development is really Very interesting. Go to the night market at night? Can you buy me a mobile phone? The mobile phone is very good."

Chi Tang couldn't help laughing, he had only been out for less than an afternoon, and this brother Yu seemed to be catching up with the times. "Buy, buy, buy. Now mobile phones are the standard equipment for everyone. After you buy it, as long as you don't let it get in the water, when you go back, you can also make overseas calls to me on the sea."

Yu Xiao nodded in agreement: "Ask for a Global Access number."

Chi Tang laughed again, "You even know Global Access!"

King Yu glanced at him, there was no obvious expression on his face, but there was a bit of kingly pride in his eyes.

At 05:30 in the afternoon, Chi Tang filled the small shell-shaped fish tank with half of the sea water. Xiao Ba and Xiao Mei happily climbed in. They finally got to see the lively human world tonight!And Yu Xiao changed into the short-sleeved and slacks that Chi Tang bought when he passed by the sports store in the afternoon. You can't go shopping in the night market in a casual suit that costs thousands of yuan, but this time the short-sleeved pants are the right size. Behind him is another kind of casual and elegant handsome.

"Very well, next I will show you the ultimate lively human gathering event 'Night Market', Xiaoba Xiaomei, don't climb out of the small fish tank, or the people in the night market will trample you into mincemeat. Brother Yu, you have to follow me closely, otherwise the night market is crowded and you get lost, and it will be difficult for me to find you."

Xiaoba and Xiaomei nodded in unison in the fish tank, and Yu Xiao also nodded slightly, "Don't worry, they can't squeeze me." Even if he is not in the sea, his abilities are limited to a certain extent, but they can still be used.

Chi Tang looked at Yu Xiao's indifferent expression and let out a hey: "Anyway, brother Yu, follow me closely, don't let others find fault with you just because you look good."

Yu Xiao raised his eyebrows when he heard the words, but he didn't answer, but he told Chi Tang with his actions in the night market that night, compared to others who came to find fault with him, he was more ferocious than all human beings could compare.