my bathtub leads to the ocean

Yu Xiao frowned slightly and looked at Chi Tang, whose face turned pale with shock, wondering why he was so scared?He took a look at himself and there was no blood stain on his body, and Chi Tang himself was not injured. He even held the small seashell fish tank containing Xiao Ba and Xiao Mei firmly in his right hand. There was nothing wrong with them. , Why is Chi Tang frightened?

Yu Xiao thought for a while, and thought that Chi Tang might not have seen blood before, so his voice became gentle: "Don't be afraid, I'm not crazy. Have an ice cream later and have fun." This is what he heard in the night market What a human being said to comfort another human being, he saw that the girl was happy after the man said it, and thought it might be used to comfort Chi Tang.

Chi Tang didn't feel any comfort at all, he was going crazy.

It wasn't until now that he realized clearly that Brother Yu standing beside him was really not human.Or it was because Yu Xiao was too harmless and gentle all day, he subconsciously regarded him as a person like himself.But now he realizes how wrong he was. No matter how Yu Xiao looks like a human being and can quickly absorb human knowledge and language, he is not alone in essence.

No one can hurt someone with a knife without changing his face, and want to enjoy ice cream after hurting someone.

He is a shark.It only exists in myths and legends, and in the legends of the East and the West, the mermen are not pure and good.Underestimating them always leads to dire consequences.

Chi Tang took a deep breath, "Brother Yu, you can't do this next time. If Liu Dong dies, you will be arrested and put in jail!"

Yu Xiao raised his eyebrows when he heard the words: "He did it first. Besides, I didn't use any force." He also went ashore a thousand years ago, and he knows that in human society, people can't kill people at will, but for this kind of bandit and robber , He killed it and killed it, and the government at that time even rewarded him.

Chi Tang clicked his tongue: "That won't work, brother Yu, our current system is different from before! I'll tell you later." After finishing speaking, he turned his head to look at those sluggish gangsters, annoyed He roared: "What are you doing there in a daze, why don't you hurry up and send him to the hospital!!"

The little bastards threw the sticks in their hands and ran over. Chi Tang squatted down and took a closer look at Liu Dong's wound. He found that the wound was not too deep or too long to loosen. tone.The gangsters were probably scared off by Yu Xiao's ferocity, and they were about to run away after lifting Liu Dong up, but they were stopped by Chi Tang: "I have 500 yuan here, you must take the people He was sent to the hospital, and if I found out that you left him halfway and ran away, my elder brother and I would search for you one by one and kill you all, do you hear me?!"

The little bastards had been scared out of their wits, how could they dare to resist when Chi Tang yelled at them, they nodded in panic and lifted Liu Dong up, went out of the alley, stopped a taxi and ran away.

After watching the taxi leave, Chi Tang breathed a sigh of relief.I hope the thief didn't have any fatal injuries, so he shouldn't pester him endlessly.A gust of sultry summer wind blew past, faint thunder came from the sky, and the strong smell of blood made Chi Tang restless again. He turned his head to look at Yu Xiao who had been quietly looking at him, and found that he was still indifferent With an innocent expression, he didn't know what to say for a moment.

"Hey, Brother Yu." Chi Tang walked to Yu Xiao's side. "To be honest, you can't do this next time. When I go back, I'll find out the laws and regulations for you to take a closer look at. In this day and age, you really can't kill people casually."

Yu Xiao was also a little anxious at this time, he didn't like to see Chi Tang looking at him with helpless and slightly wary eyes.He felt that he really did nothing wrong, it was obvious that the robbers made the first move. "...Thousands of years ago, I killed a thousand bandits on the top of a mountain. The mountain people at the foot of the mountain and the local magistrate were overjoyed. They gave me money and gifts, and asked me to go to the capital to be a general."

So, why now that I repelled the bandits, you not only don't reward me, but also blame me?

Hearing Yu Xiao's very subtle grievances and complaints, and seeing his undisguised depression, Chi Tang suddenly felt that the depression, anxiety, and slight fear that had just been suppressed in his heart dissipated, and he smiled helplessly. After a while, "Brother Yu, a thousand years ago was a thousand years ago. The bandits a thousand years ago were extremely vicious. They did a lot of evil things, but the government government couldn't subdue them, so it's right for you to eliminate harm for the people. But now, We are no longer as chaotic and unfair as it was a thousand years ago. Now all those who do bad things will be arrested by special public officials, and after they are caught, they will be dealt with according to the law. Although these punks are bad today, they They are also human beings, we just need to beat them all down and hand them over to the police station, we don’t have the right to kill anyone at will.”

"...Then if they hurt you, you can't kill them?" Yu Xiao obviously disagreed.

"Well, I will definitely try my best to protect myself. But to be honest, if I am beaten to death by them alone, I have no right to kill them. However, I will definitely find the police to arrest them. If If the police are busy or they can't find anyone..." Chi Tang coughed, and whispered in Yu Xiao's ear: "Then I definitely can't swallow this breath, I will do it within the scope allowed by the law Revenge on them. However, no matter how I retaliate, I will not kill people. What I do should at least have a clear conscience and not endanger others in society."

Feeling the warm breath coming from his ear, Yu Xiao moved slightly uncomfortably to the side, no one saw his red ears in the night.He could feel that Chi Tang no longer had the wariness and helplessness he had towards him before, and the last two sentences contained some intimacy, so he was in a better mood.However, in the final analysis, in the long conversation between Chi Tang and Yu Xiao tonight, Yu Qianqian, the merman, only listened to two points——

The first point: In any case, you can't kill people, but you can be half dead.

The second point: as long as you do things with a clear conscience, you must take the law into consideration.

So Yu Xiao decided to read all the law books here tomorrow, so that it will be much more convenient for him to do anything in the future, and Chi Tang will not say anything.

If Chi Tang knew that he had been rambling for a long time but was misinterpreted by Yu Xiao into such a meaning, he would be very angry.

But so far, both of them felt that the exchange was not bad. Yu Xiao said that he would read the law book tomorrow, so Chi Tang stood up with a smile and took him to the mobile phone city.Before leaving, Chi Tang piled the sticks and the watermelon knife in the alley into the trash can in the corner, then turned his head to look at the bloodstains in the alley and frowned slightly:

"Hey, I don't know when the rain will fall. So much blood is flowing here, I'm afraid it will attract some people's attention and scare people."

Upon hearing this, Yu Xiao glanced at the ground, then looked up at the already cloudy sky, and said, "Let's go to the mobile phone store, it will rain soon."

Chi Tang laughed: "Brother Yu, do you still watch the weather?" He took Yu Xiao away without paying attention, and naturally he didn't see Yu Xiao's little gesture of turning his hands to the sky afterwards.

Three minutes later, Chi Tang rushed into the mobile phone store in a state of embarrassment, and turned to look at the pouring rain from the sky.

"Oh my god, Brother Yu, you are amazing! You can be a weather forecaster in the future!"

Yu Xiao looked at Chi Tang's bright eyes and raised the corners of his mouth slightly, but his expression was very natural: "I'm just more sensitive to water vapor."

Chi Tang suddenly understood: "I understand, we are the sons of the sea!"

Yu Xiao: "..."

"Hey, let's go and buy a mobile phone. Tonight you can use your mobile phone to swipe, and you can also take various small videos of yourself. With your good looks, Brother Yu, maybe you can become an Internet celebrity when you put it on the Internet. It's a big fire."

Men buy things very quickly. After entering the store, Chi Tang directly took out his mobile phone and asked for the same model. Then he tried the phone on the spot accompanied by the shopping guide lady. Yu Xiao, a thousand-year-old mermaid, Got my new phone.Looking at King Yu's slightly raised mouth corners and smiling eyes, one can tell that King Yu is very happy now.

Then, with the help of the shopping guide, the two used Chi Tang's ID card to select a number on the official website, got a mobile phone card, and then deposited each other's mobile phone number, and the task of coming out tonight was all completed.

The heavy rain in summer comes and goes, and Chi Tang and Yu Xiao bought a mobile phone. The rain stopped just after the heavy rain, and Chi Tang couldn't help laughing: "The rain really stopped today." It’s always time, so sweet.”

Yu Xiao paused for a moment while looking at his mobile phone, and the corners of his mouth twitched again.

Xiao Ba, who was squatting in the shell fish tank all the time, couldn't help poking Xiao Mei with his small tentacles.

"Huh?" Why didn't Xiao Xiao tell Tangtang Yu that he lured him down?In this way, Tangtang should praise Xiaoxiao even more, right?

Xiaomei bumped it impatiently: "chirp—" You know what a fart, my mother said it was for fun.

Although, it doesn't quite understand what an interesting thing "interest" is?

It was already past nine o'clock when we went back, and there were only a few sporadic last buses left. Chi Tang didn't intend to squeeze, but happily brought Yu Xiao to a row of shared bicycles to teach him how to download the app on the spot. Then scan the QR code to drive, and decide that the two of them will ride a shared bicycle home together.

It only took four to ten minutes to ride back. In Chi Tang's mind, he thought that someone as smart as Brother Yu would be able to master new cycling skills directly in less than three minutes.However, when he actually taught Yu Xiao to ride a bicycle, he realized that he had made a ridiculous mistake—maybe it was because the legs were actually tails?Anyway, Yu Xiao, who was just brutal, couldn't control his balance when riding a bicycle. If it weren't for his long straight legs, he could always use his legs to support the ground when he was about to fall. In just 10 minutes, I am afraid that I have fallen six times.

Chi Tang opened his mouth wide and looked at Brother Yu, who was losing and fighting, riding a bicycle crookedly in front of him, and suddenly couldn't help laughing.Not to mention seeing Brother Yu's brutal appearance just now, watching him ride a bicycle now, the contrast is really cute!

Yu Xiao's ears are so sharp, so he naturally heard Chi Tang's uncontrollable laughter behind him. He slowly ground his back molars, and almost couldn't help it. 's home.

Fortunately, Brother Yu is also a thousand-year-old shark. After 10 minutes, he finally got used to the two round-wheeled means of transportation, and he rode very smoothly. He talked with Chi Tang all the way and arrived home quickly.However, Chi Tang secretly took advantage of Yu Xiao's inattention and took a small video of him riding a bicycle crookedly with his mobile phone.

What precious information!This is a shark riding a bicycle!Go to the circus and pay 1000 yuan for the precious picture that you can't see!

Chi Tang hugged his mobile phone and laughed, while Yu Xiao glanced at him and decided not to argue with this guy.

The place where Chi Tang lived was an old house, and it would be very quiet when it was nearly ten o'clock. However, when the two of them walked side by side through the aisle, they heard a sound that sounded like a fight coming from the end of the aisle.

Chi Tang stopped in an instant, turned his head to look at Yu Xiao asking for advice, Yu Xiao frowned slightly, and nodded: "Go and see." What's going on? Is anyone doing something?"

The moment Chi Tang asked the question, the voices at the end of the aisle first became chaotic and then stopped abruptly. Chi Tang subconsciously felt that something was wrong, and stopped moving forward.Just as he was hesitating, two men in black jackets walked out from the end of the alley. Both of them wore masks on their faces, and they looked a little ferocious when they glared at people with triangular eyes.

"Uh……"

"What are you looking at? Have you ever seen a man looking for a place to pee?" One of the men gave Chi Tang a hard look, as if he had broken something serious. After he finished speaking, he dragged the man next to him away. When they passed by Chi Tang, Chi Tang's eyes were very sharp and he saw a small plastic fish tank in another man's hand, and there was a very bright and beautiful small fish in the fish tank.

However, the little fish had blood on it, and it seemed that it was... dying.

Chi Tang's pupils shrank suddenly, and his body tensed up instantly.After the two men had completely walked out of the aisle and Yu Xiao walked up to him and patted his shoulder lightly, he looked at Yu Xiao with a suspicious look on his face.

"I just saw a... dying little fish."

Yu Xiao was silent for a while, then nodded, "Rainbow fish, a very rare marine species. They are very sensitive to light."

Chi Tang's heart jumped wildly, and he grabbed Yu Xiao's hand: "Then, is it the same? Is it the same as Xiaoba Xiaomei?"

But Yu Xiao shook his head under Chi Tang's gaze: "I didn't feel that it had activated its spiritual intelligence, not all sea people can activate their spiritual intelligence, and even the chance of this is very small. Not one."

"And if that rainbow fish turns on its intelligence, it can sense the existence of me, Xiaoba, and Xiaomei. It should be able to use energy sound waves to ask us for help, but it doesn't transmit sound waves."

When Chi Tang heard this, he was slightly relieved. Although he was still a little worried about that beautiful little fish that was about to die, the world itself was cruel, and it was impossible for him to grab the things of those two men.But: "What is energy sound? Infrasound or ultrasound?"

Yu Xiao thought for a while, then shook his head: "It's not the same. Infrasonic waves and ultrasonic waves should both be a kind of sound wave energy, but the energy sound waves of the Sea Clan that can open up spiritual wisdom have another kind of energy similar to 'heaven and earth aura'." The sound waves of this kind of power, so our energy sound waves can be transmitted farther regardless of the limitations of sea water and land. But if the power itself is relatively weak, it is actually not as far away as infrasound waves and ultrasonic waves.”

Chi Tang was confused, and finally concluded: "Well, in fact, you have many methods and languages ​​for sending messages remotely?"

Yu Xiao smiled: "You can say that."

Chi Tang coughed: "Very good, very good, it feels a little more convenient than our mobile phone, at least it doesn't cost money, right? Okay, one thing after another happened tonight, let's go back to wash and sleep, tomorrow morning Let's see if we can let you go back through the bathtub. At least contact there to reassure them."

Yu Xiao nodded, and the two returned home soon.Xiaomei and Xiaoba looked exhausted after going out for a lap, Chi Tang carefully put them both in the bathtub filled with sea water, then turned around and taught Yu Xiao how to take a bath with the water heater.

After both of them took a shower, Chi Tang suddenly discovered a more serious problem. His place is an old house with one bedroom, one living room and one bathroom. There is only one bed in the whole house? !

Even if the bed is quite big, is it possible that he will share the bed with Brother Yu tonight? !

Chi Tang glanced at Yu Xiao who was wearing his pajamas, and felt his ears burn for some reason. "Brother Yu, there's only one bed, so I can only squeeze you and me first. We're both big men, it's okay."

Yu Xiao nodded without any pressure, and lay quietly on the side of the bed without saying a word, and started silently swiping her phone.Chi Tang looked at the quiet mermaid lying on the bed, glanced up and down, left and right, and finally despised himself silently in his heart: Isn't it just sleeping in the same bed, what's the big deal? !His sleeping posture is very cute, like a zombie!

Then Chi Tang lay down straight, and he and Yu Xiao swiped their phones on the bed for a while before turning off the lights and falling asleep.Chi Tang fell asleep quickly, while Yu Xiao turned his head after Chi Tang fell asleep, looked at his sleeping face quietly, and chuckled.

He also slept in a human bed thousands of years ago, but this was the first time he shared a bed with a human.He originally felt that he was afraid that it would be unacceptable, but now it seemed that he didn't hate it.

That night, Chi Tang had another nightmare.In the dream, he seemed to be entangled and fixed by countless sea water, no matter how hard he struggled, he couldn't move, he felt like he was about to be suffocated, dead!