my bathtub leads to the ocean

Seeing the countless fish and shrimps popping out of the bathtub one by one, Chi Tang felt a little relieved.Although he had a premonition from the first day when the bathtub was connected to the ocean, he might be able to achieve the achievement of eating seafood for free through the bathtub in the future, but now he sees groups of seafood emerging from the bathtub, and there are more than a dozen seafood because The scene of being squeezed out of the bathtub with too much force, Chi Tang still finds it quite irritating and unacceptable.

Because the picture was too exciting, Chi Tang missed the best time to call a stop. When the whole bathtub was filled with all kinds of seafood, lively sea fish, big lobsters with teeth and claws, and even slippery and jumping sea cucumbers began. It was only when the entire bathroom was captured that Chi Tang yelled like he had just woken up from a dream: "Brother Yu! Tell them to stop! We can't send seafood over here anymore, my bathroom won't fit!"

Even Chi Tang, who likes to eat seafood very much and wants to put it in his pocket when he sees seafood, quickly admits to being cowardly under the power of this seafood fountain. Here, Yu Xiao is the first person to shout out in the pond. Time, he had already stepped forward to call a stop, but he suddenly discovered a very fucking problem - if the old eight doesn't take the initiative to stretch out its tentacles, there is no way for him to communicate with the sea.

Therefore, the fountain cannot stop.

King Yu felt a little embarrassed, he could only turn around and look at the pond expressionlessly, trying to make Chitang understand with his expression and eyes.At first, Chi Tang didn't understand why Yu Xiaoguang didn't stop when he looked at him?Then he looked at Yu Xiao's indifferent expression with a bit of grievance, and suddenly Fu Lin thought to himself: "No way! Why didn't the big octopus stay a day to contact with its claws! It's going crazy!"

Yu Xiao stood there quietly, with an expression of disgust on his face that I don't know why it is so stupid, but even if they both expressed disgust and doubts about Lao Ba's IQ, but they can't contact now, they can't stop this seafood The army continues to emerge through the bathtub and take over the entire bathroom.

Fortunately, Lao Ba and the others didn't get home without thinking. When Chi Tang was looking at the seafood crawling all over the floor in despair, the bathtub finally stopped.Then the hated blue-purple tentacles with sucker fangs stretched out, and proudly spun around in place a few times, as if asking for credit.

Yu Xiao sneered, stepped forward and stepped on it, and gave the idiot a word: "Get lost."

Lao Ba was kicked on the bottom of the sea, and then he groaned twice in a particularly aggrieved manner. 【Why did I send him so many delicious Xiaoxiao and let me go? 】

The golden Pippi Shrimp Dajin next to him really deserved to be in charge of IQ, and it chirped sharply. [You delivered the food according to your appetite, right?You big fool's mind is full of sea water's giant retarded chapter!How could Xiaoxiao eat so much food! 】

Hearing this, Lao Ba felt that the problem might be here, but he still refused to admit it and rubbed his paws.Ho Ho! [It's okay if you can't finish one meal, let's eat the next one!It can be stored for a long time! 】

This time it was ridiculed by the giant oarfish that looked like a dragon next to it.Chirp! [There is land over there, understand?Without the ocean and water, those foods would not survive for three days at most! 】

Only then did Lao Ba have nothing to say. At this time, the passage like a large erected disc in front of them had been closed and disappeared. The three big seafood stared at each other not very pleasing to the eye, and then turned around and went their separate ways. left.They are the overlords of the deep sea who refuse to accept anyone. Without the suppression and management of Yu Xiao, the king of the deep sea, it is already good not to fight. Anyway, today’s meeting is over, and they have to eat and drink by themselves. Go to sleep.

On the other side, Chitang twitched the corner of his mouth and looked at the bathroom full of all kinds of seafood, his mood was very complicated.He was really looking forward to having a free seafood meal, but at least several hundred catties of seafood appeared in front of him, so he couldn't laugh.

As if provocative, a beautiful lobster with a colorful shell that is at least as long as a human forearm encountered an orange-red king crab full of hard thorns that it had always disliked when exploring this new territory , the two hard-shelled seafood immediately pinched up without any scruples, and it seemed that the king crab with long hands and feet had the upper hand.

But the Splendid Lobster obviously didn't appear here by itself, and I don't know what kind of sound waves and messages it sent out. In short, the other three Splendid Lobsters who were exploring in other directions before rushed over quickly, and began to fight four against one. Gang fights.However, the King Crab was not alone. Soon, Chi Tang saw the eight big seafood in the middle of the bathroom.I don't know, I thought they were going to compete for the title of king of the bathroom, so Chi Tang rolled his eyes and picked up a large plastic bucket from the side, and put all the eight hard-shelled seafood into the bucket.

He coughed and looked at Yu Xiao: "Brother Yu, the passage is one-way, and there is no way to send back so much seafood. We can't finish eating, so let's put them all in the bathtub first. The extra will be Pack it up, and later we will go to the vegetable market next door and sell them directly."

Although Lao Ba was responsible for the catastrophic consequences of sending so much seafood, Yu Xiao, as the boss of Lao Ba, still felt quite ashamed and embarrassed, so he decided to show his wrists and redeem a little bit for Deep Sea. The dignity of the emperor.

Chi Tang only saw Yu Xiao stretching his palms towards the messy seafood on the ground. These seafood were either dying or crawling around, as if they had suddenly received an imperial edict, and they were particularly conscious in the bathtub according to the type. gathered together on the ground.

The worst among them is the dozen or so salmon that have no legs and can only lie on the shore. Not to mention all kinds of bounces due to lack of water, but now they are still jumping while waiting for someone to collect their bodies. Fish life is difficult.

Chi Tang sympathetically lit wax for them in his heart, then turned his head and showed Yu Xiao admiration eyes that could blind people's eyes: "Brother Yu! You are so powerful!! The boss of the sea and the overlord of the fish !"

Boss Yu bent the corners of his mouth and said calmly: "It's just a trick." Then he used tricks to make those seafoods arrange their queues better.

Don't worry about the seafood running around, Chi Tang opened the door and turned around to go to the kitchen. Within a few seconds, he came back with a big bucket and three very strong, the largest plastic bags in the supermarket, and started picking up seafood all over the floor.

A large bag of salmon, a large bag of moray eels, and three large octopuses directly filled the three oversized plastic bags. Each bag weighed about fifty or sixty catties, Chi Tang thought about it. These three big bags can be sold for thousands of dollars, not to mention the king crab and splendid lobster in the bucket, as well as those that can make headlines when photographed, each occupying a place in the bathtub, even if it is a food chain. Absolutely dare not step forward to eat a bite of Pipi shrimp, sardines, sea crabs and sea cucumbers.

Apart from their own consumption of these seafood, it is estimated that selling them can cover his salary for several months.

However, smelling the very strong smell of seafood in the bathroom, Chi Tang glanced at his bathtub full of seafood, and felt bad again.This time, I don't know how many times it will take to get rid of the fishy smell. He feels like a big seafood now.

"Brother Yu, let's go to the market next door and sell them while the seafood is still very energetic. These seafood are still quite expensive. After selling them, we can have money to buy you better clothes."

Yu Xiao naturally knew that seafood could be sold for money. He had already tried this a thousand years ago. After all, at that time, no one around him would be willing to support him for no reason. , survived the most difficult and ignorant period by selling fish.

"Okay." I haven't sold fish for a long time, and I don't know how much these fish can be sold for?Thousands of years ago, fish, shrimp and shellfish were not very valuable. I hope that these foods can sell for more money, so that he can buy a suit for Chi Tang to wear.

It is now 08:30 in the morning, which happens to be Sunday when Chi Tang does not have to go to work.Considering the scarcity and deliciousness of Jinxiu lobster and king crab, Chi Tang only took out one Jinxiu lobster and one king crab to sell.Then he picked out two of the most energetic salmon from that bag and put them in the bathtub. He also caught one eel and threw it into the bathtub. The last three bags were filled with some seawater before being with them. Yu Xiao went out with these fresh seafood.

Xiaoba and Xiaomei, who watched the whole process, were excited from beginning to end. They were very happy to see these seafood running out of the fish tank. This is all food, food, food!Represents a lot of delicious dishes!Seeing that Chi Tang and Yu Xiao are going to sell seafood now, they want to follow, but Yu Xiao coldly refuses: "Housekeeping, keep the seafood in the bathtub from messing up. If I see A jar of blood directly cut Xiao Ba's two tentacles."

Xiao Ba froze in disbelief for an instant: "Yeah!!" It's too much, how can you be so ruthless and so unreasonable!Although my tentacles can still regenerate, but I am so beautiful and so cute, how can you bear to hurt me! !

Xiaomei bumped into it from the side: "chirp!" Shut up, this is just a threat, do you understand the threat!As long as you take care of the food in this jar, you will be fine!

Xiao Ba was still poking his claws aggrievedly, and Chi Tang couldn't bear it: "Don't be sad, Xiao Ba, I'll bring you something delicious when you come back! How about a pack of tomato-flavored potato chips?"

Xiao Ba stopped crying immediately, the two big eyes on the pink round head lit up immediately, and the eight little claws flicked like flowers. "Boom!!" Tangtang is the best!

Xiaomei let out an unhappy "chirp" next to her, and Chi Tang followed suit, "Bring Xiaomei a pack of crab roe-flavored melon seeds?"

Xiaomei nodded its head up and down, thinking that this human being is still very good.

Yu Xiao stood beside him and watched Chi Tang indifferently as he promised the two seafood that he would bring food.Chi Tang turned his face and saw his expression. He felt guilty for some reason, coughed quickly, and whispered in his ear, "Then what, I'll buy you what you want to eat after you go out? Eat whatever you want! This time There are so many seafood delivered to your door, it is all thanks to you, Brother Yu!"

Only then did King Yu accept his arrogant cold face, and hummed lightly.The ears are a little pink again.

Chi Tang first chose the large vegetable market that was very close to their house and not far downstairs.On the first day he came here, he went to this vegetable market and found that only the south corner was selling seafood, and the seafood sold were not very fresh.So Chi Tang felt that although these were rare fresh seafood in his hands, with market consumption here, he might not be able to sell all the three big bags of seafood.

The fact is also like this, I went with Yu Xiao and said that it was a fresh seafood given by a relative who fished seafood at home, but I couldn't finish it and wanted to sell it here, but in the end I only sold three large octopuses.Salmon and conger eels are relatively expensive seafood, but few people buy them in this market.

However, the big octopus, that is, the big octopus, was also shot by Chi Tang at 51 catties. The big octopus is different from the small octopus, and these three big octopuses are all fresh live seafood. When they were fished out, they attracted a lot of onlookers who were shopping for vegetables. He didn't intend to waste his time here and sell them a little bit, otherwise he would definitely be able to sell them for 71 to [-] catties.

The three big octopuses weighed 68 catties in total, and they earned 400 yuan just for the three Chitangs.

Chi Tang accepted the transfer of 3000 yuan, and the remaining four big red tickets turned around and handed them over to Brother Yu who was standing next to him without saying a word.

"Brother Yu! I'll keep the money for you, and you can buy whatever you want! I'll keep the three thousand for you, and I'll make a bank card for you later. Just sell the three octopuses I paid 400 yuan, not to mention we still have a bag of salmon and eels! With so much money, I don’t even want to work anymore, I want to sell seafood full-time!”

Yu Xiao took the four hundred-yuan bills that Chi Tang handed over to him, which still had a fishy smell, and seeing Chi Tang talking excitedly in his ear, couldn't help but slightly raised his hand and pressed his chest , inexplicably felt that his heart seemed to be beating a little fast.He thought, it should be the first time he has his own money, so he is very happy, right?

He folded up the money and stuffed it into his trouser pocket.Then he said seriously: "If you want to, don't go to work in the future, let's sell seafood together." After he finished speaking, he added: "I didn't expect seafood to become so valuable now, I can go to search What sells the most expensive."

Seeing his serious look, Chi Tang couldn't help laughing instantly, and he put his hand on Yu Xiao's shoulder: "Brother Yu is right, we will study and study when we go back, and see how we can make a fortune in the future." Get rich and reach the pinnacle of life! Let’s go, now divert to Huanglong Supermarket, where there is the largest seafood section, let’s go and earn a lot of money.”

The author has something to say: Brother Yu directs the seafood to automatically line up according to size.turn around.

Brother Yu: Let's sell seafood together.

Chi Tang: Okay, okay, sell it!

Wei Changhai/Yang: Where is the swimming coach that you promised?