my bathtub leads to the ocean

Chi Tang was very impressed with the small, half-dead Rainbow Fish he saw that night.Although Yu Xiao was sure at the time whether he heard the distress call from the energy sound wave, Chi Tang still remembered the little fish.He always felt that the two men in black and the mask were very unusual, and now that he heard Yu Xiao's words, he immediately attracted his attention.

"How to say?"

Yu Xiao pushed the cart and walked towards the cashier, opening his mouth as he walked: "I heard the conversation of the three people you saw just now. They caught that rainbow fish in a big river near here. An ordinary It is impossible for sea fish to have the ability to live in fresh water, maybe it has not fully opened up its intelligence and gained power, but it certainly does not belong to ordinary deep sea fish."

Chi Tang's eyes widened: "We are at least four or five meters away from them, and the supermarket is so noisy and noisy, you can actually hear their conversation?!" Isn't this ability a bit too much?It's a super fish!

Yu Xiao raised his eyebrows: "If it is in the sea, I think I can hear all the sounds and movements within a kilometer radius." The implication is that this ability has been reduced a lot on land.

Chi Tang almost offered his knee to Brother Yu again.But now he wants to know what his scumbag family is talking about. "Did they say anything other than that the rainbow fish was caught from the river?"

Yu Xiao nodded: "They also said that they sold the fish to the Institute of Biology of Zhongyuan University and signed a non-disclosure agreement. And after selling the fish, the rats and cats started to make noise in their house."

As a piece of seafood, Yu Xiao still doesn't like creatures like "cats", even if it's the king of sharks whose fighting power is so fierce that it has brutalized the entire seabed.He still remembered that when he went ashore thousands of years ago, he accidentally walked into a breeding area where all kinds of cats gathered. Those furry and big-eyed guys seemed to see something super delicious, and they all leaned on him. He refused to leave his side, and even rushed to lick his hand.Several times, he was surrounded by dozens of cats, but those cats were the pets of some dignitaries or sold to high-ranking officials. It was difficult for him to take all of them into cat cakes, which made him very embarrassed. .

Therefore, when he heard the family of three say that the cat was meowing at home, King Yu didn't have a good face.

Chi Tang's expression was a bit strange, he couldn't help but want to laugh seeing Yu Xiao's expression clearly thinking of something bad, but his reason told him that he would be sunk if he laughed out loud at this time.He could only turn his head and pursed his lips, his eyes flickering.I lighted a small candle for Brother Yu in my heart, fish, not to mention that Brother Yu is a mermaid with outstanding looks, even if a deep-sea monster comes, as long as its attribute is fish, cats are all I will like it very much.After all, it is a natural food chain, it is destined.

"Hey, it's a bit strange." Chi Tang quickly changed the subject: "They sold a fish, and then the house started to make noises and cats? Why does this logic seem a little unreasonable?"

Chi Tang began to ask the lady opposite to scan the goods and pay the bill.When the young lady saw two handsome men coming together, her eyes lit up and her ears turned red as she thought of some unsuitable scene for children.

Yu Xiao also thought about it, and felt that it was indeed a bit strange.

"Assuming that little rainbow is capable, but if it is captured, it shouldn't be able to cause trouble for the guy who sold it, right? Besides, isn't it the kind of trouble that seafood makes trouble with? Fish Can a class control mice and cats?"

Yu Xiao shook his head with disgust on his face: "No." He didn't want to control any of the filthy things like mice and troublesome things like cats.

"So, it's tricky." Chi Tang concluded. "Shall we go to visit Zhang's house tonight? I think we might gain a lot."

The lady at the cashier was confused, but she still said with a smile on her face: "Hello, the total is 630 yuan. Do you want it in cash or something else?"

Chi Tang took out six red tickets from his pocket, and turned to look at Yu Xiao beside him.

Yu Xiao took out a fifty-fifty card from his pocket, and cooperated tacitly.

Miss cashier: "~~~~!"

"I'm looking for your 11 yuan. Thank you for your patronage, please go slowly!"

Chi Tang was carrying a big bag of things and couldn't help turning his head to look back: "Brother Yu, I always think that the cashier is smiling strangely?"

King Yu Xiao didn't notice the others at all, and he said, "What's for lunch?"

"Salmon sashimi! Fish head tofu soup! Steamed big crab and scrambled eggs with tiger skin. Delicious and delicious!"

Yu Xiao nodded in satisfaction: "Okay."

Both of them were very satisfied with the seafood they had for lunch, but Chi Tang couldn't help feeling a little worried when he looked at the seafood that took up the entire bathtub in the afternoon.Now the bathtub has been occupied by seafood, before I finish eating them, I will definitely not be able to take a bath.Moreover, if the bathtub is not cleaned, he may smell a strong fishy smell when he takes a bath again, creating the illusion that he is actually a seafood. The room is a bit small, not only the bathroom is small, but the living room is also small, and the kitchen is not big enough.

"Well, let's rent another house after three months... preferably one with a bigger bathroom." In this case, he can buy a big wooden barrel, transfer all the seafood in the bathtub into the big barrel, and then have the owner If it's the bedroom and the guest bedroom, he doesn't have to feel wronged to share the bed with Brother Yu.

Now, you can only buy seafood in a few larger plastic buckets.However, thinking about cleaning up the entire bathroom, Chi Tang couldn't help scratching his head.Too much trouble!Sure enough, nothing is perfect in the world!

So Chi Tang diligently cleaned the entire bathroom, and put the seafood in the bathtub into several different plastic buckets according to the type.Xiao Ba and Xiao Fen were watching TV in the bedroom, listening to the sounds of "嘤嘤嘤" and "嘤嘤" that came from time to time, it can be seen that the TV is very exciting, and they are very happy to watch.

And Yu Xiao was sitting on the only rattan chair in the living room, looking at his mobile phone quietly with his long legs crossed. Chi Tang occasionally came out of the bathroom, and he could still see him bowing his head like a picture of time. look.Immediately, my waist was no longer sore, my legs were no longer hurting, and I felt a huge strength in my heart, and I worked harder.

Yu Xiao raised his head occasionally, seeing Chi Tang busy there, and felt very alive. Although he could control the water flow and clean the bathroom by himself with a wave of his hand, it seemed that Chi Tang would prefer to do it himself. ?

Of course Chi Tang didn't know that Brother Yu still had this ability. When he knew, he had been diligently cleaning the bathroom for more than a month.

One afternoon is enough for Yu, the thousand-year-old shark, and Xiao to thoroughly illuminate the social system and laws, which are necessary skills for dawdling on land.He not only read all kinds of basic laws and regulations, but also thoroughly read the special laws on taxation, marriage, education and business management.

Although there are some regulations that he can't fully understand because he hasn't been in contact with them, they are enough for him to understand what things and behaviors are absolutely unacceptable on the current land.For example, murder.

However, if someone killed someone without anyone noticing, there shouldn't be any problem.So to sum it up, let's follow the principle that people don't offend me, and I don't kill people.fine.Anyway, it was humans who moved first.

Chi Tang had no idea that the danger level of Brother Yu, who absorbed legal knowledge, had risen by dozens of levels. Anyway, from the outside, this man was just a very imposing nobleman. After a simple dinner, Chi Tang planned to pull him Take Yu Xiao to Zhang's villa together.

He always felt that there should be something to gain.

On the way to Zhang’s villa by bicycle, Chi Tang asked Yu Xiao, “Brother Yu, I’m going to work tomorrow, from nine in the morning to six in the afternoon. I can rest for an hour at noon, but It’s not easy to come back and cook for you and Xiaoba Xiaomei, can you accept some takeaway for you?”

Yu Xiao frowned slightly: "Takeaway?"

Chi Tang nodded, and casually pointed to a small roadside shop: "It's the food made in these small roadside shops. Someone will pack it for you and deliver it to your door. You just take it and eat it."

King Yu turned his head to look at Chi Tang and pointed to the small roadside shop, the name of which was "Tiger Big Pan Chicken", his face was filled with indifference and disgust.

This is definitely a very straightforward rejection.

The corner of Chitang's mouth twitched. "Then I'll make lunch for lunch in the morning, and then you can heat it up in the microwave and eat it." Anyway, he goes to work at nine in the morning, and he happens to be able to make a box of lunch for himself and take it with him.

As a result, Yu Xiao rode silently for a while and then said, "I'll go with you."

Chi Tang: "Huh?"

Yu Xiao turned his head and looked at him with eyes like the night sky, making people feel caught in his sight for a moment: "Can't you?"

Chi Tang clicked his tongue: "Okay, okay! But don't run around, how about just reading a book and watching the computer quietly in my coach's office? Let's have dinner together at noon. Well, in this case, I will bring Xiaoba and Xiaomei together Put them in a small shell fish tank and take them there, I am a little worried about leaving them alone at home."

When Yu Xiao heard this, she slightly raised the corners of her lips: "Okay."

Chi Tang wiped his face with his hand, roaring wildly in his heart.There is no principle There is no principle!Bring pets and beauties to work!Waiting to be fined less by Wang! !

As for what Yu Xiao told him before to resign and sell seafood, Chi Tang didn't take it seriously. The two of them can sell seafood together on Saturdays and Sundays, but they can't idle around at other times.He promised to teach the two brothers Wei Changhai and Wei Changfeng to swim, and what's more, there are those uncles and aunts who can't swim in the pool every day but want to swim.

After riding for about an hour, Chi Tang and Yu Xiao arrived at Zhang's villa area.

Chi Tang looked at the complex of villas and felt that these villas were not as good-looking as their small house with sea view on the island.He locked the car, and said in a very calm tone: "Brother Yu, I forgot to tell you. The three people I met in the supermarket today are actually my biological father, his second wife, and his son." But it’s not right to say it’s the second wife, my mother and that man didn’t get a certificate, they just had a wedding on the island that was blessed by the sea god.”

Although Yu Xiao had guessed something before, hearing Chi Tang say these words in such a calm tone now always made him feel a little depressed.He thought for a while, and stretched out his hand in front of the pond with his palm up, and under Chitang's puzzled eyes, a small light blue transparent water ball appeared in his palm.

Chi Tang's eyes widened.

"Don't be sad." Yu Xiao's tone was very light, "It's nothing, a water polo can't solve it. If it can't be solved, then use ice hockey."

Following Yu Xiao's words, Chi Tang saw that the small water polo in his palm slowly froze little by little, and finally turned into a solid ice ball. "...So, how to solve it?" Chi Tang's voice trembled with excitement.

Yu Xiao casually threw the small ice ball out in front of Chi Tang, and then Chi Tang saw that the small ice ball hit a tree in the community like a transparent shooting star. The tree trunk was pierced through a hole with great ease.

Chi Tang: "!!" Kneeling!This terrifying power can pull up trees with bare hands, right? ! "Brother Yu, don't use this ability casually in the future! Otherwise, you will be caught in the research institute and sliced ​​​​for research!!"

Yu Xiao nodded indifferently: "Don't worry, they are not my opponents. Let's go, go to your biological father's house. If he bullies you, I can reward him with a big water polo."

Chi Tang felt that the effect of the big water polo in Brother Yu's mouth was completely different from the effect of the big water polo he had imagined, so he didn't dare to think about it.

It was already past eight o'clock in the evening, and the sky was already dark.But because it was not time to go to bed late at night, Chi Tang felt that if he wanted to see the Zhang family making rats or meowing, he might have to wait.

As a result, he didn't even wait. When he and Yu Xiao had just walked to the small forest behind the Zhang family's villa, he first heard a very shrill cat meowing, and then there were rustling sounds, and Zhang's villa was full of people. There came the scream of Mrs. Zhang who was even more broken and shrill.

"Ahh! Mice, mice, mice! The whole house is full of mice!! Old Zhang! Didn't you say that you have hired a professional to catch mice during the day? Didn't you say that the house is absolutely clean? There will be no more rats!!"

After Mrs. Zhang screamed, the sound of Zhang Haotian throwing things and cursing came from the room: "How do I know that group of people are so useless!! Damn it's been three days! What kind of evil did they recruit! !"

"No no no that's my favorite coat! Don't bite! Ahhh! Don't climb on me! Ahhh I can't take it! I'm moving! I'm getting out of here!"

Mrs. Zhang obviously has no patience for rats. After a while, the door of the villa was opened, and Zhang Haotian and Mrs. Zhang drove away from their house with livid faces. Chi Tang watched the whole process, inexplicably. I think this mouse is really awesome, and seeing his scumbag father being unlucky is really refreshing.Sure enough, there will always be surprises staying here.

Just as Chi Tang was thinking, there was a sharp meowing sound from over there. He hurriedly turned his head and walked over, only to see his Brother Yu with an undisguised disgust and indifference expression, carrying a desperate A struggling...cat with shiny black fur and green eyes?