my bathtub leads to the ocean

Any pure man, as long as he is not Wang Shao's type, will never admit that he is not a man, let alone under the watchful eyes of a beautiful woman, he must not be cowardly if he is a man.

Therefore, even though Wei Changyang, who was kicked into the swimming pool by Chi Tang, wanted to climb out and have a life-and-death battle with Chi Tang, he finally took a few deep breaths and endured it.

Chi Tang stood condescendingly by the pool and looked at him with folded arms, with the corners of his mouth raised and a wicked smile appeared on Wei Changyang's face.

Just as Wei Changyang was about to speak, Chi Tang squatted down: "How many times have you learned to swim before? Do you know the posture and points of attention for breaststroke?"

Wei Changyang was blocked for a while, but he still thought about it seriously and replied: "Row your hands and legs without moving, retract your hands and then retract your legs, first stretch your arms and then kick your legs, close together and straighten for a while."

Chi Tang nodded when he heard the jingle: "Since you can memorize the jingle, the coaches should have told you the main points of breaststroke movements, including hand movements, leg movements, and breathing. In fact, these movement essentials are not suitable for adults. It is relatively simple to master. As long as your body is more coordinated and you learn the correct hand and leg movements, you can try to enter the water. Then the coach will support your body and let you experience the feeling of paddling in the water. Learn to raise your head to breathe when you stroke your hands outward, draw your legs and lower your head to hold your breath slightly when you stroke your hands inward, and kick your legs to exhale when you stretch your hands forward. Basically, you have learned breaststroke. Even if the movements are not standard, you can still flop a few times in the water of."

Wei Changyang curled his lips when he heard Chi Tang's words while floating in the water. He raised his swimming goggles and put it on his head, looking at Chi Tang with some gloating: "You're right, in fact, to sum up, the previous swimming coach taught me the same way. Yes, they have taught me the standard movements before going into the water, and told me how to breathe, how to kick my legs, and how to paddle, but what should I do? I still sink to the bottom as soon as I enter the water, and I can’t swim at all.”

"So, Chi Tang, a great swimmer who grew up by the sea, what else can you do to help me learn to swim?" Wei Changyang smiled: "I also checked the information, some people are born landlubbers and can't learn to swim no matter what, There are also some people whose body density is high, so it is difficult to learn to swim when they sink to the bottom as soon as they enter the water. So, it’s not that I can’t learn to swim, but that I may be born only on land!”

Chi Tang looked at him expressionlessly, and replied indifferently: "Oh, that's it."

Wei Changyang was triumphant, "Yes, yes, so I won't use it tomorrow, right? Because I was born unable to learn to swim~"

Chi Tang suddenly smiled at him, "For me, there is no one who can't learn to swim."

"And I made a guarantee with the old man that I will definitely let you learn to swim. Since ordinary methods don't work, then use extraordinary methods. I guarantee that you will be able to learn to swim within three days."

Looking at Chi Tang's smile, Wei Changyang subconsciously felt something was wrong, and was very alert: "Brother, I think your smile is a bit evil. Aren't we good young people who talk about five things and four beauties?"

Chi Tang continued to smile and nodded: "Of course, helping others is the principle of my life."

Wei Changyang: "...Oh, now?"

"Go to the deep water area."

Wei Changyang stared: "No, I haven't even learned how to swim now, and I will sink to the bottom as soon as I enter the water. You want me to go to the deep water area? The deep water area is only two meters!"

Chi Tang pointed to his nose: "With me here, even if you are 200 meters deep in the water, I can still fish you out. Or are you afraid to go there?"

If you're a man, you can't say no!

Accompanied by Chi Tang, Wei Changyang went down to the deep water area. After the water was up to his neck, Chi Tang asked him to hold on to the edge of the pool and continue moving in.When he got to the deepest place, Wei Changyang, who was 1.7 meters tall, had already floated up. Then, with Wei Changyang's puzzled expression on his face, Chi Tang asked him to float, paddle and kick in the deep water area by himself, playing the whole process After being in the water for an hour and a half, Chitang only had 10 minutes in the water to correct the strokes he had memorized many times, and helped him float up and stroke for air with his hands. In a few minutes, Chi Tang let Wei Changyang toss about himself.

So much so that when Wei Changyang left at noon, he wondered if he had taken a fake swimming lesson, as if he had done nothing during this hour and a half, just kicking and paddling in the deep water? !Just like that, Chi Tang nodded to him with a smile on his face, and patted his shoulder: "Good job, come back tomorrow, I guarantee you will learn to swim the day after tomorrow."

Wei Changyang: "Hehe." I believe in your evil.However, I will not speak for now, I will hit you in the face with my strength the day after tomorrow.

From [-]:[-] noon to [-]:[-] noon was lunch break and meal time. Chi Tang was not on duty, so he went to the CEO's office to see Brother Yu.When he walked into the CEO's office, he was not surprised to see Brother Yu, who was so handsome and naturally glowing sitting on the sofa, and Wang Shao, who was sitting opposite him, with his chin propped up and his face full of nympho obsessed with beauty.

This picture is unexpectedly quiet and harmonious? !

Chi Tang rolled his eyes, he must have lost his mind just now to feel harmonious.

"Hey!!" As soon as Chi Tang came in, Xiao Ba, who couldn't move freely because of the presence of other humans and was so suffocated, waved his little paws and screamed. Its eight small tentacles were divided into two parts. Two halves, one half pointing accusingly at Yu Xiao, who was flipping through the book quickly, and the other half pointing at the nympho Wang Shao.

Chi Tang actually understood what it meant.

Basically, Xiaoxiao only cares about reading and doesn't play with it. This human man keeps looking at Xiaoxiao like a mentally retarded man.It's very boring, it and Xiaomei have to watch TV, play with mobile phones, and cut fruit!

Chi Tang looked at Wang Shao who didn't respond to him coming in, and sighed: "I'm afraid I won't be able to be a qualified face dog in this life. Brother Yu, let's go to lunch, there is a buffet on the third floor here , everything in it is delicious, and there is no limit.”

Yu Xiao raised his head the first time Chi Tang entered the door, and after hearing his words, he closed the thick book in his hand graciously. Chi Tang glanced at the cover, and wrote "Das Kapital" in three big characters, and almost missed it. Blind his eyes.

Brother Yu has already started to read Das Kapital?Is he going to watch Freud or Darwin Newton in a few days? !How many days have you been ashore? !

Yu Xiao got up together, and Wang Shao, who was addicted to his face, immediately came back to his senses. He was in a very good mental state at this time, and he didn't look like he had a sore back and backache after sitting for almost two hours. After a luxurious limited-edition meal and a full-body massage, his face was radiant and energetic: "It's already noon before you know it? Oh, it's time to eat! Come on, Tangtang and cousin, I'll take you there Have a luxurious buffet on the third floor! Our buffet ingredients are definitely the freshest, and the taste is also at the level of a five-star chef. I guarantee that you will not regret it!"

Chi Tang looked at Wang Shao in a complicated mood. It is of course something to be happy that someone can buy a luxurious buffet worth hundreds of dollars for free, but if someone treats the meal as a dish during the meal, then it must be Not very happy anymore.Chi Tang felt that for Brother Yu's stomach, he should politely refuse:

"Uh, Young Master Wang, these two little pets raised by my cousin also need to eat. Pets are not allowed in the cafeteria, right?"

Wang Shao heard that he glanced at the unattractive gray octopus and Pippi shrimp in the small shell fish tank, and immediately showed a disgusted expression, but he turned his head and saw Yu Xiao's face that seemed to glow automatically, I couldn't help covering my forehead again, and finally moaned: "No, it doesn't matter, as long as the pets raised by my cousin can be brought in, anyway, as long as they don't run around and scare other guests, it will be fine."

Chi Tang: "..." Beat Yan Gou to death.

Since Wang Shao even allowed Xiao Ba and Xiao Mei to take them to the cafeteria, Chi Tang couldn't insist on not eating.After all, as seafood, Xiaoba and Xiaomei probably only have this chance to eat a buffet in a fair manner. Anyway, the person who was treated by Wang Shao as a meal during the whole meal can only be Brother Yu, and Brother Yu has already reached the level of vision. The king is less than the realm of nothing, what else is he worried about?Anyway, it won't lose a piece of meat if it is seen!

Pooh!Kill Boss Yangou!

But the moment Wang Shao led them into the cafeteria, his cell phone rang suddenly, Wang Shao answered the phone indifferently, but his expression became serious after a while, there should be some urgent matter over there So much so that this Yangou actually got rid of the fatal attraction of Brother Yu's appearance. Although he was reluctant, he still left quickly and politely, which made Chi Tang's mood improve eight degrees immediately.Now you can have a good meal!

After Wang Shao left, Chi Tang told Brother Yu that he could take an empty plate and bring it back when he saw something he liked. He wanted to order a luxurious fried chicken set meal for Xiao Hei and Rainbow Fish first.After Chi Tang wrote down the words "After knocking on the door, put the takeaway directly at the door, and leave when you hear the meowing of cats to give a good review", Yu Xiao held two plates in one hand, two A total of four full plates came over steadily in his hands.

The eyes of the people around him are full of expressions such as "this guy is awesome", "handsome and pretending", "long arms and legs".There was a brat who wanted to imitate Yu Xiao holding two plates in one hand, and then said "Sui Sui Ping An" on the spot.Chi Tang coughed and quickly reached out to take the two plates and put them on the table. He glanced at the little bear who was spanked by his mother with deep sympathy, thinking that you can't learn everything, brother Yu. Practiced in the deep sea.

The dishes in the luxurious buffet are really fresh and delicious as Wang Shao said. There are a wide variety of Chinese and Western dishes, and seafood desserts are also dazzling.Chi Tang and Yu Xiao, including Xiao Ba Xiaomei, were very satisfied with this.On the way, the brat who broke the plate passed by their table with a look of resentment on his face, and saw Xiao Ba, who was lying on the durian and pineapple pizza, eating happily, and a shrimp that quickly killed a piece bigger than itself Triple the steak for a little beauty.The whole person was fixed on the spot, with his mouth open so wide that he could directly stuff an egg.

"Mom! Mommy!! Here is a little octopus eating pizza and a shrimp eating steak!!"

That brat roared at the top of his throat, choking Xiao Ba and Xiao Mei.Xiaobaba's small tentacles desperately followed the place where he couldn't see the neck, while Xiaomei bent the shrimp's body several times, and finally spit out a small piece of steak meat.

"Hey!" Pooh!Fuss!Have you ever seen shrimp eat meat? !

Bear kid: "!!!" They will still choke! !

Chi Tang patted Xiao Ba's head and Xiao Mei's body very distressed, then turned his head and smirked: "Little friend, this is a public place, so keep your voice down so that it won't disturb others. I raised these little octopuses and shrimps." Your pet is cute, isn't it?"

When dealing with half-grown children, it is absolutely necessary to smooth the hair.

The boy obviously also realized that his voice was a bit loud, and although Xiao Ba and Xiao Mei are special pets, there is nothing very out of the ordinary. The boy also felt that there was nothing wrong with octopuses and shrimps as pets, so he stopped yelling, but took a piece of his favorite milk cheese biscuit from the plate in his hand, and looked at Chitang: " Uncle, can I feed them both this? Can they eat it?"

Chi Tang smiled: "If this food is delicious, they should eat it. Would you like to try it?"

Then the boy put the milk cheese biscuit between Xiao Hachi and Xiao Mei, looking at them both very expectantly.Xiao Mei sniffed it, turned around and continued to eat the steak with no interest, but Xiao Ba was very generous, rolled a little with her small tentacles, put it in her mouth and tasted it, then shook her body, eight small tentacles The claws went into battle together and grabbed the cookie.

The boy suddenly felt proud and satisfied, and then he almost nestled at Chi Tang and Yu Xiao's table for this meal, and finally was pushed away by his mother who couldn't bear it, and said while walking that he would also raise a baby. Only a small octopus, the kind that can eat cookies!

Chi Tang silently rolled a roast duck roll for Brother Yu and handed it over, and rolled another one for himself, thinking that the kid should not feed his octopus with cookies, otherwise the octopus might die.

While Chi Tang and Brother Yu were having a big meal, the takeaway boy had already taken the order and delivered it to the door.

Chitang's community is easy to find, and the buildings are clearly marked and it's not easy to mistake them.So the delivery guy quickly locked Chi Tang's home, and knocked on the door suspiciously.

"Hello? I'm a delivery guy who loves chicken. Is your fried chicken family bucket here?"

While the delivery guy was still a little nervous, there was a loud meowing sound from inside the door.

"Meow!" Got it, got it, put down the food and kneel down! !

The takeaway boy felt relieved when he heard the cat meowing, "Then I'll put the things here, remember to pick up the food." He turned around and left, thinking that the cat must have smelled it first, and it was worse than the owner. Hurry up, maybe it can get a piece of fried chicken wings.

The black cat's ears were pressed against the door, and after confirming that the takeaway brother's footsteps were far away, he meowed excitedly, jumped up nimbly, and pulled down the door handle, and the door opened in response.

Then the black cat walked proudly and grabbed the fried chicken family bucket outside the door, and was about to turn around when the opposite door clicked open, and a young man in a sloppy manner was scratching his head and going out, directly facing the black cat eye.

Black Cat: "!!!"

youth:"……?"

Black Cat: "..."

youth:"??!"

The black cat quickly picked up the food and rushed into the gate. The young man looked at the closed gate and took a while to react.

"I rely on?!"