my bathtub leads to the ocean

Chi Tang had a nightmare and his spirits were a little weak.Lying on the bed covered in cold sweat, he panted lightly, feeling his intense heartbeat.Suddenly, he felt a warm touch in his chest, and turned his head with his eyes wide open.

Yu Xiao, who has been like a sleeping beauty for the past two days, only wakes up when he wakes up, is now leaning sideways, looking at him with a slight frown: "Your heart is beating fast, and your face is not very good-looking, it is... a nightmare ?"

Chi Tang looked at the slightly worried expression on Yu Xiao's face, and the gloom in the dream was instantly soothed.He sat up and looked at the warm hand still lightly on his chest, nodded, then shook his head: "It was a bad dream, but it's all right now. Brother Yu, don't worry."

Yu Xiao nodded when he heard this, but he still added another sentence: "Don't be afraid, with me here, no one can hurt you."

Chi Tang laughed directly.The smile was very bright, and Yu Xiao also curled the corners of his mouth when he saw it.

The black cat who watched the whole process couldn't help grunting twice, turned its head, and licked the rainbow fish lying dead in the small porcelain basin for a few mouthfuls. It was obvious that they were a couple, but the two on the bed felt better than it. And rainbows are still sticky.

During the morning exercise, Chi Tang ran into Mr. Wei who was exercising by the river. When Mr. Wei saw Chi Tang, he smiled and narrowed his eyes: "Xiao Chi, yesterday I heard from the boss that he has learned breaststroke, and he will learn from you later." How about freestyle and butterfly, you are really good, you taught the boss how to swim so quickly."

Chi Tang felt ashamed: "No, it's mainly because Brother Hai has a strong learning ability. I think he doesn't even need a coach, and he can become a talent by self-study."

Mr. Wei laughed: "I also heard from the second child that you promise to let him learn to swim within three days?"

Chi Tang didn't feel guilty at all about Wei Changyang: "Don't worry, I will study for two more hours today, and I will enlighten him tomorrow."

Mr. Wei was very happy: "Why do I worry about you doing things! Hey, not to mention the boss, the second kid can't learn to swim for some reason, but this is very unreasonable. Our old Wei family used to be more than a dozen In the beginning, they were all experts in swimming. It is said that my great-grandfather’s generation specialized in sailing boats. At that time, our Wei family was very proficient in maritime affairs, and our family liked water and all kinds of marine life. I just went to Changhai Changyang and the others, it seems that the muscle is missing, I don’t like seafood and I don’t like swimming anymore. Now I can count them both back!"

Chi Tang laughed, "Maybe your family has a relationship with the ocean. How was the seafood I sent you yesterday? Is the taste okay?"

Speaking of this, Mr. Wei directly looked at Yu Xiao with his eyes closed, with very happy eyes, as if he was standing quietly to rest his mind.

"The seafood sent by your cousin is amazing. I haven't eaten such authentic and delicious seafood for a long, long time. Your aunt also said that these seafood are different from the ones sold in the supermarket. Those seafood are fishy, ​​but the seafood you brought over smells like sea breeze and tastes sweet. Your aunt made me salmon sashimi, pan-fried salmon steak, and sea cucumber and crab soup, tsk tsk , the taste, hey~ Even Chang Hai and Chang Yang ate a lot of it, not at all like they disliked seafood before!"

Mr. Wei looked at Yu Xiao: "Xiao Yu, the seafood you catch is really fresh. That sea area must be very less polluted, and the ecological environment of the seabed is very good."

Yu Xiao thought about his own sea area, and nodded seriously: "The environment is indeed very good." At least in his sea area, there are very few human footprints.Not only because they are in the deep sea, but also because he has some hidden reef barriers and fog barriers on the edge of that sea area, and human ships are rarely able to enter.

Mr. Wei sighed: "Hey, that's really good. If you still catch this kind of good seafood, tell the old man, I'll buy some for you. It tastes really good."

Before Yu Xiao nodded when he heard this, Chi Tang said, "Old man, why are you being so polite with me and my cousin? Just tell me if you want to eat, and we will send some to your house if we catch it. Talking about money is out of the question! And Brother Hai also helped me find a job and helped me a lot, how can I ask for money."

Old Master Wei wanted to say something more, so Chi Tang took Yu Xiao and ran away quickly. The two bought some vegetables, fruits and meat at the morning market, and then returned home.

Chi Tang made fried sea cucumber with sauce, a pot of Pipi spicy shrimp, braised eel, stir-fried cabbage and vegetable salad.Save part of it for the black cat Rainbow Fish to make rations, and part of it is packed in two large insulated boxes, which is regarded as lunch for him and Brother Yu.

Although Wang Shao said that they can eat casually at the cafeteria on the third floor of the gym, but it’s okay to eat once or twice once in a while. Compared with the five-star or few-star food cooked by those chefs, he prefers to eat home-cooked meals cooked by Chi Tang.

Chi Tang said that Brother Yu gave him too much face.

But Yu Xiao was very serious: "The taste is different, your food tastes better. It's just like what is said in the book, there are your feelings poured into it."

Chi Tang almost blushed, thinking that Brother Yu didn't know where he saw the sentence, and it was used here inappropriately.

In the morning, Wei Changyang ran over again wearing floral underpants of a different color but the same style as yesterday. He thought that Chi Tang should seriously teach him how to swim without sinking today, right?In the end, he was brought to the deep water area by Chi Tang again, where he splashed and played in the water for nearly two hours. Although he tried all kinds of postures in the middle, he was still able to move as long as he didn't hold on to the edge of the pool. Shen Dier, when he came out, he still hadn't made any progress, so he felt a little dazed.

"Chitangzi, do you remember what you said to me yesterday and to my old man this morning?"

Chi Tang was also changing in the locker room, and nodded upon hearing this: "I remember, what's wrong?"

Wei Changyang felt his stomach ache: "You said that you will let me learn to swim tomorrow, but I am still sinking in learning today, and I can't swim a meter by myself, so aren't you afraid of being slapped in the face tomorrow? "

Chi Tang scoffed directly: "I've never been slapped in the face. You'll know tomorrow, you can't eat hot tofu in a hurry, don't worry, brother."

Wei Changyang couldn't understand Tangzi's arrogance very much, "Hehe, okay, I'm not in a hurry. When your face is swollen from the beating tomorrow, I'll have time to taunt you again."

Chi Tang just laughed, and Wei Changyang smiled and hooked Chi Tang's shoulders after finishing speaking: "Tangzi, let's go to lunch together! I'll treat you to the buffet on the third floor. By the way, the seafood you and your cousin brought over yesterday tastes really delicious. Well, before I ate seafood, I always thought it was fishy and smelly, and I couldn’t eat it at all. But the seafood you bring is different, it smells very delicious, and my brother and I have eaten a lot. There will be more good ones in the future Bring some more, brother will pay you."

Chi Tang slapped him across the face: "Come on, you, brother, what money do you want? It's just about a few fish. But I'm not bragging, the seafood from my Brother Yu's side is definitely super fresh and good. Pure natural and pollution-free wild seafood, it’s normal if you think it’s delicious, and it’s strange if it’s not tasty.”

Wei Changyang nodded straightly: "That's right, that's right, cousin is so powerful, good-looking, good-natured, rich and long-legged, he's really an idol that pissed off all male compatriots."

"But we won't go to the third floor. I made my own bento. Brother Yu is still waiting for me in the office. You can eat it yourself."

Wei Changyang let out a hey: "I invite you to eat a big meal, but you don't even want to eat it? Can you have a big meal in a bento?"

Chi Tang smiled: "That's right, Brother Yu said that the food I cook is better than the buffet upstairs!"

Wei Changyang was disgusted by his sweet smile, "I believe in your evil! Let me see what you do!"

Wei Changyang went to Wang Shao's office full of contempt and finding fault, and snatched a few mouthfuls of Chi Tang's food in a shameless manner, and then...he took a set of bowls and chopsticks from the third floor and snatched half of Chi Tang's food without shame. meals.While eating, I still feel disgusted: "It means that the raw material is very good, otherwise, with this poor appearance, I wouldn't even take a look at it~"

Chi Tang really wanted to stuff Xiao Ba into this guy's mouth.

After Wei Changyang was driven away, Chi Tang touched his stomach silently and sighed. He knew that he should do more, or just use three insulated boxes to bring meals next time.

Yu Xiao looked at Chi Tang's slightly depressed expression, and thought that he should have given that human a water polo just now, or hinted at him to get him to go home for dinner.

Fortunately, that guy Wei Changyang won't be here for long, and if he learns to swim tomorrow, he can get out of here. Chi Tang is determined to teach him how to play with water.

In the afternoon, Wei Changhai called and told Chi Tang that there was a very important matter at the headquarters of their research institute, and both the person in charge and the first-level researchers had to attend the group research meeting, and they would not come to learn swimming for at least a month.Chi Tang told him not to worry, and he was not in a hurry to learn swimming again when he came back. Anyway, he had already learned breaststroke and could protect himself in the water, so he just went there to study and pay attention to his body.

Chi Tang thought it was a little awkward to learn swimming with the three of them before, but now he is relieved.

On the third day when Wei Changyang learned to swim with Chi Tang, Wei Changyang held back his energy to see how Chi Tang could perform miracles in front of him.

In the end, Chi Tang didn't take him to change into his swimsuit and trunks, but said that he would take him to a better place to learn swimming, so that he could learn to swim one day.

Although Wei Changyang was suspicious, he still left with Chi Tang Yu Xiao.

While sitting in the car, he noticed the little octopus and Pipi shrimp lying in the small seashell fish tank. I wonder if it was his illusion?He always felt that the octopus and the Pippi shrimp were looking at him with pity.It's like looking at a fool.

"Hey." [I heard from Tangtang that this guy can't learn how to swim, what a pity. 】

"Hah." [You can't expect all land creatures to be as smart as our sea creatures. 】

"Hmm~" [However, Tangtang plans to give him a special life-and-death training. It is said that every time when life and death are at stake, human beings can burst out with strength!so amazing. 】

"Hey." [You also swim faster when you are being chased by sharks. 】

"Hey!" [Xiaomei, it will be unlikable if you talk like this.My father said that girls should be gentle to be cute. 】

"Hey!" [So you think you are a girl!idiot!Look at how cowardly you are!Can gentleness be eaten!Shut up and go aside, I want to sleep! 】

"Hey..."

Wei Changyang stared at Xiaoba, who was wronged and moved aside, and suddenly laughed: "Haha, this little octopus is so cute! Ugly and cute!"

Xiao Ba instantly yelled angrily next to the small fish tank, the eight small tentacles were divided into two halves, and three were rolled up on one side, and the other was vertical. No matter how you look at it, it looks like...

"Damn it, is it giving me the middle finger?! Or the kind with both hands?!"

Chi Tang grabbed the small fish tank and covered it: "You think too much, how can the octopus compare the middle finger? It just accidentally made this kind of movement with its tentacles."

"Hey!" [You are ugly!Your whole family is ugly! ! 】

Wei Changyang: "..." Forget it, I always feel that if we think about it, something will break his three views, so let's not think about it.

When the driver took them to their destination, Wei Changyang felt even more ominous: "Why didn't you bring me to this river? Fishing? I didn't bring a fishing rod?"

Wei Changyang wanted to leave as soon as he said that, but Yu Xiao stood behind him so dazzlingly, directly blocking his retreat, while Chi Tang looked at him with a smile, and said something frenzied: "You jumped down by yourself. , or should I kick you down?"

Wei Changyang screamed: "Tangzi, are you out of your mind! I haven't learned how to swim in the swimming pool yet and you let me come to the river to seek death?! This is not a swimming pool! What if I drowned? I have an old man and a cat, and I will return it! Ah!"

Before Wei Changyang finished speaking, he was thrown into the river by Chi Tang.

He splashed around in the river and drank several mouthfuls of river water, but his whole body was still sinking, almost going crazy.And Chi Tang's voice rang in his ears at this moment, "Fool! You can't even swim anymore? Paddle and kick your legs to breathe! Swim to the river!!"

When Wei Changyang heard this, he subconsciously started paddling and kicking his legs. The desire to survive made him swim forward desperately, and when he couldn't hold back anymore, he heard Chi Tang asking him to raise his head to take a breath, so he swiped his head Leaning up, he breathed a big mouthful of earthy air, and kicked his legs again, and he seemed to swim?

"Okay, are you still waiting to feed the fish in the river? Swim over quickly."

Wei Changyang shook the water off his head, and saw Chi Tang hugging his shoulders and looking at him with a smile and pride on his face: "Isn't this good at swimming?"

Even when Wei Changyang swam ashore covered in water, he could suddenly swim without sinking before he figured out why.

Chi Tang handed him a big towel and a bag of clothes. "What's so strange about this, you have actually been able to swim a long time ago, but you subconsciously think that you will sink to the bottom once you swim. I don't know why you have this idea, but obviously you are not afraid of water, so I I find it stimulating."

Wei Changyang rubbed his hair in disbelief: "Then how can you be sure that I will be able to get well next time? What if I can't do it when I go down the river? Don't you want to become a water ghost?"

Chi Tang raised his eyebrows: "With me here, I'm not sure how to die, but it's absolutely impossible to drown you. And I've already told your elder brother, and he agrees with me to use this method. Now look Come on, this method is very good."

"Congratulations, Yoko, you finally graduated from the swimming class and got rid of the honorary title of Wannian Landlubber."

Wei Changyang was heartbroken.He wiped his face fiercely: "Really, the boss is really my brother! You are really my brother! I can't comfort my wounded heart if I don't eat a seafood meal from my cousin!! I want to eat until I vomit!!! "

The author has something to say: Xiaoba: Wo not only compares to the middle finger, but also compares to a V, compares hook fingers, and rubs fingers, what's wrong?Fuss! !

Xiaomei: Go away!

Xiaoba: ... Oh.Boom.