my bathtub leads to the ocean

Tian Mansheng was taken to the police station without love by the police, and a series of inquiries began.

After all, this guy can be regarded as one of the only two witnesses at the scene. Considering that the other young man with tender face looks half-dead, if you ask him about the murder, he will turn pale and want to vomit. Tian Man, a guy with a stronger psychological quality, became the main questioning object of the police.

"Have I said it five times already? The murderer was a big beauty with brown-red hair! A dozen tentacles suddenly appeared from behind her and penetrated all the ten men's chests, and finally ate them." Their hearts. If I hadn't been able to hide quickly at that time, I might have become the No. 11 man with a big hole in his chest!"

"Why are there more than a dozen tentacles appearing behind the woman? You ask me, who am I to ask?! I'm about to pee out of fear when I see that picture, okay?"

"The ID card, oh, the ID card is with my partner, you can ask him for it. I am definitely a good citizen, although sometimes I will help rich people solve their problems and charge a little higher labor service fee, but I don't smoke, don't Drink, don't gamble, don't be lecherous, I'm definitely a good man."

The police rolled their eyes and got the ID cards of the two of them from Gou Qi. They saw that Gou Qi and Tian Man’s ID cards lived in Putuo Haisi in the South China Sea. Thinking of Gou Qi’s round head and a little red mole between his eyebrows The young man who looks quite Buddha-like, the captain of the police thinks that he may be a young monk who is half a monk, but why is this unscrupulous and handsome young man who looks like a sly and evil-looking man who is not pure-hearted and ascetic at first glance is also Putuohai? The identity of the temple?Does Putuo Haisi owe this guy money?

However, the fact that both of them were orphans made the police a little more tolerant towards them. Presumably they went to the temple because they were orphans.Hearing from Gou Qi that his seemingly unscrupulous companion would send money to the old abbot and elders of Putuo Haisi every month, the police finally released the two men.

From the beginning to the end, Tian Man didn't mention people like Chi Tang and Yu Xiao.

From Gou Qi, you know that those people are the same as them from the Sea Clan. Tian Man was surprised and at the same time felt a little relieved. Although he has been playing around in the world, it seems that he doesn't care about anything, but Every once in a while, there will be a sense of homelessness in my heart.So no matter how sticky and soft-hearted Gou Qi is, it doesn't fit his character, even if he doesn't like those old monks in Putuo Haisi at all, but this stupid sea dog and Putuo Haisi are his only relatives and friends in this world. home.But in the end it is invisible.

But now, when he learned that there is a small island on the east side across the sea, almost all the people living on the island are sea people like him, Tian Man seems to let go of the big stones and worries in his heart, he wants to Well, if something happens to him one day, so that he can never go back to Putuo Haisi and can no longer survive in human society, he can still go to that small island to be a stable literary artist youth.

In fact, Tian Man himself is an excellent writer of urban fantasy novels, and even if he always stops updating, he can still earn 4000 to [-] yuan a month.However, compared to writing novels, he still prefers to solve problems for the rich and wealthy girls, after all, it will bring money faster that way.

At the same time, Lan Shui'er, who was unconscious outside the car, was allowed to leave together.When Lan Shui'er was questioned by the police, she profoundly deduced what it means to ask three questions with a scared and sad expression.

I don't know why I was kidnapped, I don't know why someone chased me down, I haven't seen the big red-haired beauty who came to kill, and when the big beauty acted, she fainted from fright.

She provided less information than Tian Man, but the police had nothing to say.

In the end, this matter could only be classified as a top-secret file by the police, and they reported it layer by layer from bottom to top, and informed the relevant highest authorities.Although they wanted to deal with the heart-pounding murderer who was running around in Haicheng, but the murderer is a guy who can suddenly extend a dozen tentacles from behind and doesn't sound like a normal person. Give it to a higher institution.

Soon, the police got a reply that the country has started to study this matter, and hope that while they continue to maintain the law and order of Haicheng, if possible, they can find some hair, blood, or tentacles of that beautiful woman Come here, it will be more convenient for the country to study, right?

However, the police all said that there was nothing they could do about such a life-threatening job.

What happened that night was thrilling for Lan Shui'er and other related personnel, but for the fans of the "Sea King Fishing Brigade" who didn't know it, it was just a good night's dream.

Afterwards, the live broadcast of the Neptune fishing team continued, and everyone happily watched different handsome guys catch fish in fancy ways every day.

Although there is no singing fishing, volunteers jumping barrels, and the opening of a net to catch fish all rely on Piao Sao's operation, but it is still very happy to see handsome guys fishing with different strange baits.

So far, the Neptune fishing team has used vegetables such as cabbage, broccoli, cucumber, tomato and pepper as bait for sea fishing. As a result, fans discovered with them that compared with sweet and sour tomatoes, the fish in the sea has a strong taste. I prefer small peppers.At least Tomato caught big and fierce sea fish twice, but Pepper caught three times.

Then some scientific and rational fans complained: [Please, this is not the reason for the taste at all, okay!Definitely attracts these big fish because they are all red and more like blood and chunks of meat ok? ! 】

But no matter what, the live broadcast of the Sea King Fishing Team has only been open for seven or eight days, and the number of regular fans in the live broadcast room has exceeded 600 million, which is definitely an astonishing number.In the entire Little Dolphin live broadcast platform, this data is only a little bit worse than Lan Shuierhe, so the person in charge of the Little Dolphin live broadcast platform once again showed his very decisive and intelligent brain, and personally flew to Haicheng , and Mr. Chi Tang, the captain of the Sea King fishing brigade, re-negotiated and determined the revenue share of the live broadcast.

Like Lanshui'er, it's twenty-eight open.

Chi Tang was very happy when he signed the contract. Although the players of the two teams rotated in the next few days of the live broadcast, the number of fans who tipped shells, skins, shrimps and little dolphins in the live broadcast was much less than the first day, but basically every day There are also hundreds of thousands of dollars.He just felt that it was a bit of a disadvantage to give half of it to the live broadcast platform, so the platform gave them the bulk.In this case, Chi Tang is willing to lead their Neptune brigade to develop well on the Little Dolphin live broadcast platform.

Well, sure enough, things related to the Sea Clan are pretty good.

However, Mr. Tu, the person in charge of the Little Dolphin Live Streaming Platform, not only came by himself, but also brought a man and a woman who looked very aura and were very smartly dressed.When these two people saw that Chi Tang came out to sign the contract by himself and did not bring anyone else, they showed disappointment on their faces, but soon they concentrated on attacking Chi Tang.

After listening for a while, Chi Tang realized that these two people actually wanted to sign a contract with their Sea King fishing team.

They wanted to sign the clownfish brothers, the two clam spirits, the blue shark blue water, and him and Yu Xiao to the company to debut as artists.

Chi Tang: "...uh." He grew up so big that he really didn't know that he would become a star one day.His appearance shouldn't be as heaven-defying as the Sea Clan's, right?That is to say, he looks ordinary and good-looking, why is he still taken among the artists.

Then the female manager who is especially good at observing words and expressions laughed: "What misunderstanding do you have about your appearance? Nowadays, clean, sunny and handsome men like you are definitely rare in the entertainment circle. And you have a kind of The charming temperament, how should I put it, is like the beautiful sea."

Chi Tang: "..." Don't mention it, my goosebumps are about to shake for three catties.What you said almost made me feel like the son of the sea again.However, I still can't blow my mother's golden conch.

"So, what do you think? On behalf of Shining Star, I can guarantee that once you sign the contract, we will give you the best resources to plan your development route, so that you can become a popular artist in charge of traffic within three years." , so that when the time comes, you will spend dozens of times more for a commercial than for a live broadcast.”

Both male and female brokers spoke quite seductive words, as if if you signed a contract with them, money would fall from the sky.

It's a pity that Chi Tang smiled awkwardly and politely from the beginning to the end, not at all like the excitement of others after hearing that he was about to be signed, and in the end, he flatly refused.

"Sorry, although we do live broadcasts, we are a serious fishing brigade. We don't intend to be entertainers. We just need to catch fish, swim, and raise shells."

Male and female brokers: "..."

Nima!You are not a fool!You don't want money and opportunities delivered to your door!What shells to raise?What kind of fish are you catching!With such a good appearance and fan base, you are born to be in the entertainment industry!Don't give up the chance to become a big star, and just want to be a fisherman wholeheartedly. We really don't understand your strange thinking!

Looking at the expressions of the two people opposite, Chi Tang couldn't help but explain: "Have you heard the story about the fisherman and the rich man?"

Male and female managers: "..." Listen to your sister.We don't talk to you, who are not clear-headed.

"Mr. Chi, can you represent the others? I think everyone should be free to live a life, right? Just because you want to be trapped in this place doesn't mean that other people also want to be fishermen on the island all the time." .”

Chi Tang looked at the two of them sincerely: "I can't guarantee the others, but I can really guarantee that they really just want to be fishermen to catch fish and swim. All of us love this ocean love deep."

Retarded!crazy!Unreasonable! !

The two managers were finally moved by Chi Tang's sincere words and expressions, and left with livid faces.Before they left, they comforted themselves, no matter how good-looking they were, if they couldn't use their brains well, they wouldn't be able to get along in the entertainment industry.Therefore, these people are born poor ghosts who can only do live fishing!Of course they didn't know that basically every poor ghost they considered had more than a dozen boxes of gold, silver and precious stones.Not to mention, next to the house is a certain king of the undersea gemstone mine.

After Chi Tang went back, he told the clown fish clam spirit and Lan Shui'er about the division of the live broadcast platform and the matter about the agent. Want to meet the colorful world outside?As a result, Yu Yi and Yu Er all said that they had no idea of ​​becoming a big star at all. What a beautiful and comfortable life it is to go fishing and swimming every day, why can't you think about putting yourself among so many people, and doing whatever you want will be punished by human beings. Surrounded? !

In case one of them accidentally reveals its original shape one day, one mouthful is not enough to separate them!

I just like being an island resident, fishing and swimming together to build a lovely island!Occasionally travel to other cities or eat some special food, Yusheng lives like this, it's great.

In addition, Hai Lao San got involved with a group of Chi Tang's former childhood friends and opened their seafood transportation and sales company.Chi Tang invested 100 million yuan to become the largest shareholder. For this reason, the original island villagers invited Chi Tang, Yu Xiao and others to have a big meal together. The people who started the company were all young people in the village. Everyone expressed their affirmation. We will manage the company well and let the "Bihai Seafood Transportation Company" thrive.

Chi Tang specially asked Hai Laosan to open a "Sea King Fishing Brigade Seafood Counter" at the seafood market, wanting to see their live broadcast appeal, but in the second day's live broadcast room, many Haicheng people said they bought it. When I arrived at the seafood counter, I don’t know if it’s a psychological reason or I saw the process of their fishing. In short, the fish tasted extraordinarily delicious, and I would repurchase every few days!

Hai Lao San was particularly annoyed by this: "It's obvious that they all go out to sea to fish in the same way, so why do you think the fish you catch are better? It's strange that they all use the same sea water and the same net."

Hai Laosan is telling the truth. Their company has just started, and the industry is still relatively competitive. Although he has various channels for shipping and selling goods, he still needs to work well with other employees of the company at the beginning. Counting the income every month, it turns out that the Sea King fishing brigade has the highest sales volume to the counters, and even in other places, there are people who eat the brand of their brigade.Why is it so powerful?

There was a lazy man in their village that everyone hated, thinking that live fishing seemed to be able to make money, so he found a live broadcast platform and started live fishing, but the result was millions of traffic like Haiwang Fishing Brigade. None of the hundreds of people.And no one gave him gifts, and they all complained about his strange appearance.

There are many people like this lazy man who follow the trend of live fishing, but there are not many who can really make money.

After all, the value of appearance is there. The fishermen who really fish at sea are all exposed to the wind and sun, and the interior of the fishing boat is also dirty and messy. Let alone using beautiful yachts as fishing boats like Chi Tang and his fishing brigade , Fishing looks like an outing at sea, even if you can have a fishing boat with a clean captain and good looks, it is not easy.

However, there are two follow-up live-streaming fishing, which is not bad, but one of these two is dedicated to live-streaming strange fishing methods, such as fancy jumping into the sea and death.The other one is obviously not a fisherman, except for the occasional sea fishing, he spends most of his time showing off his figure.

Fans of Neptune Fishing Brigade said: Garbage!They are not of the same grade!

Just when the live broadcast had been going on for more than half a month, everything was on the right track, and Chi Tang started to ask the construction workers on the island to build a breeding farm, Wang Shao's call came as scheduled.

"Little Tangtang~ how is my cousin~ Ayou and I watch the live broadcast of your fishing brigade every day! The number two fan list of 'the king's number one brainless fan' is me! Octopus brusher~ If it weren’t for the fact that I’m going to build a new gym in Haicheng recently, I’ll definitely trample on that ‘captain’s owner’ to death. Damn it, I’ll grab the first place with me every day, and I’ll kill him when I go to Haicheng he!"

Chi Tang: "...Young Master Wang, what happened to the ID card?"

"I'll be here tomorrow with your sister-in-law, remember to come pick me up~"

"ID card……"

"It doesn't matter if other people come or not, my cousin must come~"

After speaking, he hung up the phone.

Chi Tang: Trash-faced dog!Take jujube pills!

The author has something to say: Seafood: If you don’t sing or act, just catch fish and swim.

Agent: Sea water has entered your brains!