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The probability of Dazai x your online unrequited love confession success

ooc, content inspired by a dream

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You and Osamu Dazai met on a secret website for suicide lovers, but you yourself are not a fan, but have been keen on being a tree hole since junior high school.

Whenever someone confides in you, you ask the other person first.

You: Can I anonymize your experience and serve as a wake-up call to others?

If you agree, write it, if you disagree, forget it and pretend you haven't heard it.

You don't know how many people you have successfully persuaded, because few people came to you to thank you later.

The exception is Osamu Dazai, who sends you thoughts of suicide almost all the time.

But you can't post: Aren't you still alive after talking so much!

It's too hurtful, but you don't know how to refuse. Fortunately, you and him have a rigid rule: no suicidal thoughts are allowed during homework, otherwise you won't be able to enlighten him in the future.

The first message Dazai returned was: Hey, so harsh.

The second one is: Since the lovely you have said so, I have no choice but to agree.

You stared at the second message for a while: Don't act like you've seen me!

You are a chatterbox on the Internet and even keen to share beautiful things, but in reality you are a gloomy person. There is no other reason. You have some obstacles in communication. To be precise——

You are afraid of every stranger, what you say you don't know what they will think about you behind your back.

So you don't have any friends, but when you graduated from high school, a classmate confessed to you. He looks ordinary and has good grades, and he has two cute little canine teeth.

You've seen this classmate hang out with different girls. You probably lost the joke, so you bowed down and said sorry.

Then he left high school without the slightest nostalgia, and Osamu Dazai once again invited you to Yokohama to meet during the summer vacation of his freshman year.

You refused indifferently, and asked the other party: Why didn't you come?

Osamu Dazai: I'm so sad, do you think I'm some kind of bad guy?

You hesitate and don't know how to answer.

Osamu Dazai immediately posted a post: But in a sense, I am really not a good person.

Still don't come back.

After all, you still showed up in Yokohama half a month after school started, for no other reason, your only friend was here.

It was a friendship developed in the kindergarten. There are often email exchanges. She also knows what kind of temperament you are, and she treats you differently from other people.

Now she has moved to a new house and invited you to stay for two days. This is the first time you have stayed at a friend's house since elementary school. You are extremely nervous and happy, but your expression is cold and indifferent.

It's just that the hand holding the suitcase is too hard, and the palms are sweating.

The friend's house is decorated very warmly and cares about you.

In the evening, you hesitated to send a message to Osamu Dazai: I am in Yokohama, do you want to meet tomorrow?

Osamu Dazai returned quickly: Then two o'clock in the afternoon?

You answered yes, and then you saw that Osamu Dazai had set a location, and then you asked your friend what the location was like.

"It's an open-air milk tea shop in a shopping mall. Do you want me to accompany you?" Your friend asked you. "You should be fine if you go alone. There are many people there during the day and night, so don't go to remote places."...

"I'll go alone." You clenched your phone and stared down at the floor. "Sometimes I envy you, so I want to rely on my own efforts."

The point is that you can't speak, if this friend and Osamu Dazai hit it off...

You may really have nothing left to communicate with.

Your friend reached out and rubbed your head, "Bring on your power bank and share your location in real time."

You nodded "I'll be back soon."

"It's not too early, but you must be back before eight o'clock."...

That's what my friend said, but you waited until four o'clock for the appointment as scheduled.

... Is Osamu Dazai playing tricks on you?

You can't help but wonder.

You don't have any idea about the safety of this guy's life at all. After all, when you chat, you feel that the other party is a very strong person in essence.

And it wasn't really intended to commit suicide.

You stared at the phone number that Osamu Dazai had left for you, and called it hesitantly.

It was connected quickly.

"Eh? It's Miss, yes..."

The background sound was noisy, with occasional angry shouts at each other.

"Excuse me." You hung up the phone before Osamu Dazai finished speaking, it sounded scary, your hands trembled and then quickly sent a message: where are you, do you need to call the police?

The phone rang quickly, and you picked up a series of possibilities in your mind and didn't speak.

It's a lot quieter over there.

"I accidentally fell asleep in the lounge. They were watching a movie just now. Is the lady still there? I'll go there now. It will take about 10 minutes."

"How about...you continue to sleep?" You asked, "You seem very sleepy?"

"It's so sweet, it's okay, just wait for me."...

Osamu Dazai hung up the phone too quickly, you thought about it and ordered a cup of hot drink, it will be warm enough to drink in 10 minutes, it won't be too hot.

You keep your eyes on the doorway until someone is sitting across from you and you realize...

"Sorry, here..."

"Did no one come out to me? I spotted Miss at a glance."...

"..." You feel that your emotions have been cheated.

It’s okay to be so good-looking, why would you want to commit suicide? Really, you pointed to the cup in front of him, “Your.”

"Miss is so considerate, it would be great if you listened to my advice and came to Yokohama." Dazai Osamu's tone was slightly exaggerated, with complaints.

...I really don't want to be disturbed by you.

"Do you still think I'm noisy?"...

Can you see all this?You looked at Dazai in surprise.

"Miss can't tell lies at all." Osamu Dazai tilted his head and tilted his chin, "How about it, do you regret seeing me handsome?"...

You stared at your glass, nudged your index finger and said honestly, "I'm quite inferior."

"...As expected, you won't lie at all." With a smile, he patted your head across the table, "Do you want to continue to feel inferior?"

"...?" You looked up and tilted your head to look at you.

"For example, to be my girlfriend—" dragged on.

Indifferent.

"It's a failure." Osamu Dazai withdrew his hand, "Why did you refuse? Is there anything wrong with me? Is it because you don't like me? I like Miss very much."

Osamu Dazai was nervous.It's only when you discover this that you realize the other person wasn't joking.

"you……"……

"What do you want to say?" Osamu Dazai saw that you had started without a word, "I will take whatever advice Miss has."

"You have a car, a house, a job, and savings, and you look good. Why don't you think about looking for someone like me."...

What you said is true, and Osamu Dazai, who saw this, tried hard to restrain his smile and asked, "Where's your character? What about your character?"

Looking at you expectantly, hoping you can praise him.

"...not to a very bad degree."...

Isn't that still bad?Osamu Dazai realized this, except he didn't laugh out loud, his whole body was full of joy, "The evaluation is really high."

"...Mmm." You responded.

"But only when the lady persuades me, will I realize the beauty of the world." Osamu Dazai suddenly had a pitiful expression, "If there is no lady, I will really be in pain and depression to the extreme."

You will not.You looked at Osamu Dazai, and the whole person clearly expressed this idea.

"Ah... I've seen it through." Dazai Osamu muttered, lying on the table with a loveless expression, and then began to count your little interests and hobbies, and the tone of your usual anger...

I really know you well.

"...Is it a pervert?"...

You feel that Osamu Dazai will be broken in the next second because of your words.

"It's love, full of love, miss." Osamu Dazai turned his head away, "Stop talking to miss."

"...I have to go back before eight o'clock." You said honestly, there are still three hours.

"Hey——" Osamu Dazai immediately looked at you again, as if thinking about something, he stretched out his hand, "Here's the phone."

"I shared the location with my friend in real time, don't cancel that, or if my friend is really worried that I called the police, you will be in trouble."

You don't believe in watching movies at all, and with the law and order in Yokohama itself and the rampant criminal organizations, you have a preliminary impression of Osamu Dazai.

"...It's really foul, miss, even if you know this, you still stay here to meet me." Osamu Dazai said in a frustrated tone, he was doing something with his mobile phone and yours.

Then--

"how is it going?"……

You look at the information on your mobile phone that the mobile phone number bound to the bank card has been successfully changed.

"My salary card will be under your control from now on, miss." Osamu Dazai smiled and said, "The house can also be recorded in the name of the lady, and the car can also be bought for the lady. Doesn't the gap narrow a lot? Miss Don't you want to open a milk tea shop in the future? How about I open one for the young lady directly?"...

……Local tycoon.

You straightened your face and suddenly said seriously, "It's not good for you."

If there is someone I like more in the future, knowing that he has done this before, it will be over.

"Miss has a good personality, gentle, and considerate." After Osamu Dazai finished speaking, he began to count the things you have done in the past.

You didn't blush or be moved when you heard it, "Is it really a pervert?"

"...If I must give it a title, it is love."...

"...Unrequited love."...

You pointed out the key point of the problem, you never had any other ideas from Dazai, but now he confesses, but you must accept it, and even bind your mobile phone number with a bank card, let’s not mention whether it is a real salary card .

If we hadn't known each other for a long time, I'm afraid you would have left by now.

"Does the lady need to pursue you?" Osamu Dazai stroked his chin with a tone of sudden realization, "But the lady is too far away from me, I don't know if the long leave will be approved..."

"Ah forget it." You sighed, "If you still have the same intentions when I graduate, I will come to Yokohama to work and accept your pursuit."

"I thought I would accept the confession directly." Baozi said with a face.

"...Do you have any dissatisfaction?"

"No, no." Osamu Dazai continued subconsciously, and then realized that you were really asking him instead of an angry question, and rolled his eyes, "Then, if you are angry, you should tell me directly."

You have no expression.

"As long as Miss doesn't leave me, I won't commit suicide."...

This is a threat.

"I mean, miss, you have to learn to act like a baby to me. If you put up with everything, wouldn't I be very useless?"

Your invisible resistance.

Osamu Dazai leaned back on the table again, "It's such a failure, am I so untrustworthy?"...

You reached out and patted Osamu Dazai on the head, "If I get used to acting like a baby to you, and then you leave, what should I do?"

I won't go.Osamu Dazai gave you a sidelong glance, the meaning is self-evident.

But you don't believe it.

"Let's go shopping." Osamu Dazai suggested, "Go to the mall."...

Osamu Dazai held your hand after leaving the store, and you were so nervous that you stopped talking.

Osamu Dazai can talk non-stop by himself, you can only go along with the occasional comment, and then you find that Osamu Dazai is really rich.

Even if you said you don't need it, you still bought it. The style of the clothes and pants is what you like, and the brand you mentioned before.

It is also expensive.

Osamu Dazai sent you back to the door of your friend's house. When he saw Osamu Dazai, he gave you a clear "Oh—" and then helped you take your things in and asked you to say goodbye at the door.

"Is there anything you want to say?" Osamu Dazai looked at you expectantly.

"...it's not fair."...

A question mark on Osamu Dazai's head?

"I don't even know you."...

"Pfft...Miss, do you really not understand me?"...

You try to recall what Osamu Dazai does in his hobbies and hobbies...

It seems to know.meditation.

Osamu Dazai leaned over and kissed your forehead, "Come and see me next vacation."

"it is good."

"Is there anything you want to tell me?"...

It's hard to say that there is no such glowing pikapika eyes.

"Don't interfere with my homework."

End