Huang Zitao: I love you for no reason

Australia local time 6.30PM

"Are you hungry?" Huang Zitao patted Wu Yixuan's head and asked.

"Gulu Gulu~" Wu Yixuan's stomach replied...

Wu Yixuan looked at Huang Zitao dumbly.

"Go, let's take you to eat."

A western restaurant ————————————————————————————————————

"Bring me all the expensive and delicious food from your place!" Wu Yixuan said domineeringly.

"Yixuan," Huang Zitao said, "I didn't bring that much money."

"It's okay, I brought it."

"...I invite you, this is not good."

"Just treat us as Qianxi~"

Huang Zitao understood it instantly, and aggressively said to the waiter: "Serve every one of yours here!" (Yi Yang Qianxi's wallet: Human beings are so scary...)

"We can't eat it."

"Didn't you say that it's Qianxi's money?"

"alright."

an hour and a half later~

"Uh~" Wu Yixuan hiccupped, "I'm full."

Huang Zitao looked at the mountains of empty plates on the table: "Who said you couldn't eat them just now?"

"Who, who said it? I didn't hear it, did you hear hallucinations?" Wu Yixuan started the play dumb mode.

"Buy the order."

"What if the money is really not enough?" Wu Yixuan asked Huang Zitao softly.

"Leave you to wash the dishes." Huang Zitao said with a smirk.

"Humph! I'm ignoring you."

"I was wrong!"

……

Early the next morning —————————————————————————————————

"Ding Dong"

"Who is it?" Huang Zitao ran to open the door.

"Surprise!" A little Qianqian popped out from the crack of the door.

Huang Zitao covered Yi Yang Qianxi's mouth; "Why are you here?"

"*#%#*%"

"speak English!"

Yi Yang Qianxi innocently pointed to Huang Zitao's hand covering his mouth.

"...Accident, pure accident."

"What are you doing!" Yi Yang Qianxi was unhappy.

"Yixuan is sleeping."

"..." This pig!

"You haven't answered my question yet!"

"I came to see Yixuan, did you come to see you?" Yi Yang Qianxi gave Huang Zitao a sideways look, and walked into the room.

"Wait a minute!" Just as Yi Yang Qianxi was about to open the door, Huang Zitao stopped him.

"What?" Yi Yang Qianxi had a wicked smile on his face, "Afraid that if I see you two sleeping in the same bed, the vinegar jar will be overturned? Let me tell you, I..."

"Where do you want to go?!" Huang Zitao interrupted Yi Yang Qianxi, "This is the bathroom door, and Wu Yixuan's room is opposite."

"Cough..." Yi Yang Qianxi withdrew her hand in embarrassment, "I, I know. I'm just in a hurry..."

"Hehehe..." Huang Zitao was unable to complain anymore.

"Yi Xiaoxuan, wake up~" Yi Yang Qianxi pushed open the correct door, and just stepped in with half a foot, only to see a flying catastrophe hit him on the head.I couldn't stand firmly and stepped on a pile of beads, and finally fell on the bed.

"The landing accuracy is [-]%!" Wu Yixuan jumped out from behind the curtain, but saw Huang Zitao standing calmly at the door of her room, "Then who is this guy?"

"See for yourself." Huang Zitao smiled bewilderedly.

"Wu Yixuan, come here!" Yi Yang Qianxi jumped up from the bed.

"Ah! Why are you here, Qianxi? You don't even make a phone call, so I can transfer the landing point to the floor!"

"Come here! I promise I won't beat you to death!" Yi Yang Qianxi chased Wu Yixuan all over the room, but was finally stopped by Huang Zitao.

"Brother, impulse is the devil!"

"Are you stopping me?" Yi Yang Qianxi asked.

"Why did I stop you?"

"The kid has been crazy lately!"

So... the two big men were on Wu Yixuan's bed... Let's get up, get up, get up!

"Come on, Eggplant." Wu Yixuan calmly took a photo, posted it on Moments, and added the text: Passionate cots can be fucked as soon as they are said, good men can be bent as soon as they are said.

"Boy, you've been crazy lately!" The two big men reacted and began to form an alliance to teach Wu Yixuan a lesson.

"Ah! I was wrong! I dare not do it again!" Wu Yixuan was directly pushed down on the bed by two men (here is bold~). (PS: It's purely for slapstick, the expression is crooked~)

"Ah! I really know I was wrong! Don't!~Ah!!!!"