"..."

"..."

"..."

The three members of Orihara looked at each other blankly for a while, and then the twin girls tilted their heads in agreement:

"sister in law?"

"sister in law."

"……how is this possible."

Lin Ye replied speechlessly, but opened his eyes and thought for a long time, but couldn't find a suitable position.

Picked up a new pet?

The key to open the door to the new world?

Particularly annoying doll pillows?

Until the two sisters completely lost interest, they held hands and left two sentences: "Brother Ah Lin will be lonely at first sight" and "That young lady is probably a new robot bought by Brother Ah Lin because of his dissatisfaction", and left without looking back. After that, Orihara Rin was still thinking about it.

——Why did the child live here?

Orihara Lin also recalled in trouble, but his brain, which has always been logical and clear, couldn't grasp the point no matter what.

The girl who called him "Mr. Badass" is simply the scariest rat shit in the world. She completely turned Orihara Rinya's quiet private space into a concert: every day the pots and pans clattered from morning to In the evening, the girl was busy tinkering with all kinds of dishes, and Orihara Rin was still in the mood to observe the various magical abilities of this self-proclaimed "monster" girl at first, but then gave up.

The little girl was spinning like a ball, making him dizzy.

Every festive season, people gain three catties. There seems to be a popular saying in China, such a lively New Year has always been insulated from Orihara.

but--

The hand hidden under the blanket touched his stomach.

Seems like...a little...extra...meat?

The intelligence dealer felt a little gritty.

He has always controlled his figure very well, but the food that was touched by the girl turned into spirits, rushing into his stomach without hesitation.

Can not be done……

to exercise...

use your brain...

to get off the couch...

Orihara Rinya was thinking this way, and from the corner of his vision, he caught a glimpse of the small figure approaching him rapidly.

Orihara Rinya: Alert.jpg

"...what are you going to do?"

"Pig trotters, do you want to eat?"

He stared at the dangling and shining collagen on the chopsticks, silent for two seconds, and nodded indiscernibly.

"eat."

During the three days of the New Year's holiday, I was eating, eating, and sleeping. By the time Orihara finally broke free from the blanket, there was already a pile of work, and there was no longer any delay.

No trouble, three days of calm.

——Is this still the worst place in Shinjuku?

Orihara Lin was also standing by the French window, watching the girl downstairs holding a vegetable basket and running out aggressively, holding the sorted file that belonged to her in her hand and looking at it.

Name: Mari Kuze

Race: monster (unknown)

Height: 152

Age: 17

Good at: cooking, playing video games

Special Abilities: Teleportation, Teleportation

Likes: Ike Lulu (God?), hugging people randomly, drinking milk

There are all kinds of piles, and the last one is the photo column with the photo posted with a silly smile.

Compared with the character files he collected in the past, there is nothing imposing at all, and they are still handwritten on paper.

It's an insult to the name of an intelligence dealer.

Orihara also clicked his tongue in disgust, and threw the file on the table, staring at the void with red eyes.

"...how can I use it?"

He muttered to himself, as if he was thinking, but also as if he was convincing himself.

And the conscientious monster Kuze Mari, who was shopping for vegetables, was in such a good mood that he was about to explode.

The time-space leap watch also has the function of storing food. There are 90 grids in total, and the energy of conscience stored in one grid is enough for her rations for 10 days.

Now she has saved a full five grids!

Mari Kuze praised Mr. Rinya Orihara with a conscience value of 30% (and his face is still very handsome!!!) ten thousand times in his heart, and made up his mind that he must be fed fat.

Absorbing conscience energy usually does not affect the owner's physical condition, nor will it cause conscience value to fluctuate.But when they met for the first time, Mari Kuze, who was so hungry, accidentally ate too much, which caused Orihara Rin to suddenly fall into a weak state.

If this situation is reflected by the will of the world to the Conscience Monster Inspection Institute, it will be a serious demerit.Kushizhen herself is also very guilty. Out of gratitude and guilt, she spent the past two days serving the ration villain. The patience of half a lifetime was put on Yu Zheyuan Linye.

If you work hard, you will gain. The monster of conscience who has tasted the sweetness secretly clenches his fist, and must treat Mr. Lin Ye wholeheartedly, and will never be picky about food—unless he changes his career and becomes a good person.

Mari Kuze, who decided to focus on precious ingredients wholeheartedly, excitedly took a photo of himself pushing a small cart to buy vegetables, and sent it to his younger brother who has never been out of school.

[I found true love! ! !I'm going to fatten him up and take him home to sign! ! ! [picture]】

In a few seconds, brother Zhengyi replied.

[Poor women are really easy to deceive. 】

[I'm still the third in the class anyway, so the quota I get is quite considerable, okay?She is considered a little rich woman among the younger generation! 】

[The cheapskate who only buys cheap military rations all day long has the nerve to say so. 】

[I'm not here to buy Aike Lulu's peripherals!You clearly admit that Lulu is the best in the world!Why don't I buy it! 】

[I didn't starve myself to the hospital in order to chase stars.Truth sucker. 】

"Call me sister! White-eyed wolf! I don't care who brought you up!!!"

In fact, Mari Kuze, who has never done any housework except occasionally helping his younger brother dry the quilt, slammed his phone angrily.

After the ordinary old Nokia mobile phone fell to the ground with a bang, it violated the law of conservation of energy, and the bullet was two meters high, and the bullet reached a distance of more than ten meters.

Suddenly someone yelled in the generally quiet supermarket, and it is reasonable that many people would pay attention to it, but at this time, no one found the magical Nokia with a very flexible truth, and everyone looked out the window in unison.

It was the sound of a locomotive.

In this city full of high-quality rations and poor-quality rations, there is a third breath.

Single-minded about precious ingredients?

To prove herself to her younger brother who always disliked her?

To hell! ! !

When he came back to his senses, the truth had already teleported to the back seat of the Headless Horseman's motorcycle, hugging her slender waist, pressing his face against her back, sniffing intoxicatedly.

So fragrant.

An indescribably wonderful taste.

If Mr. Lin Ye is an appetizer, this young lady is a delicacy.

Mari Kuze, who has lost his mind, is not afraid that he will suddenly appear in the back seat of the motorcycle and scare the urban legend into almost overturning.

In fact, she is so fragrant that her soul is gone now, and she looks like a two hundred and five with an IQ of only 2.5.

He obviously came out after eating at Lin Ye's before going out to buy groceries, but now it seems that he has grown another digestive organ.

The feeling of fullness is still there, but no matter how much you inhale, you don’t feel tired.

Poor Celty, suddenly there was another person in the back seat, and he was terrified.There was a police car chasing after him, so Celti didn't dare to stop, and kept holding the handle with trembling hands. He drove until he was far away from the sound of the siren, then stopped carefully, and hugged the girl who was stuck to him. Go down and show the girl the PDA.

【Excuse me, do I know you? 】

"Hey...hehehehehe..."

"..."

The girl has a baby face and looks quite well-behaved.He hugged Celti's thigh and did not let go, his green eyes were misty.Seeing Celti was terrified for a while, and then inexplicably felt familiar and wanted to hit someone.

There is something unusual about this girl.Compared with Silla, Rin Orihara, and Shizuo Heiwajima, who are also "heretics", they all have an unusual taste-the headless horseman's intuition told her so.

Celti squatted down, stopped the little girl's dangerous move from trying to turn the rubbing target from her calf to her chest with her hands, retyped a few lines, and brought the PDA close to her eyes.

[If you know me, can you tell me about the past? 】

"Eh……"

The girl blinked, and finally her pupils were focused.She looked at the PDA dully for a while, then shook her head happily.

"No, I saw your real person for the first time today."

[Then why did you find me suddenly?What's with that ability? 】

Seeming to be too aggressive, Celti quickly withdrew his hand,

[Sorry, I was a little too hasty. 】

[Just want to confirm with you, so]

So before the rest of the content was finished, Celti's hands were held, and the girl in front of her looked at her with a look that was enough to blind all motherhood/paternity holders, Pikapika:

"You are Aike Lulu, right!!! I knew it the first time I saw you!!!"

"There's no need to explain! I know you've made private visits on Weibo, and it must be very troublesome for me to find out——"

"Don't worry! I'm not the same as those illegitimate fans who always want to track your private life!"

"Just hold hands for another five seconds, and I will disappear in front of you immediately! Never disturb your private life!"

Saying five seconds is five seconds, the headless horseman anxiously wanted to write something on the PDA to interrupt the little girl's self-talk, but was surprised to find that her strength was stronger than expected, and he couldn't break free at all.

Five seconds passed, and the little girl with an intoxicated expression like a stupid cat who had sucked catnip suddenly disappeared again as if she had suddenly appeared in the back seat of her motorcycle.

Leaving the Headless Horseman alone, feeling the inexplicable and friendly atmosphere left in the air, he felt unspeakable pain.

Twenty minutes ago, I watched Mari Kuze go out to buy groceries, and Orihara Rin also made a budget, and it would take at least four or ten minutes before the little girl picked and picked the ingredients.So he relaxed with Erlang's legs crossed, swearing at Jiu Shizhen's photo file, correcting and correcting it, even writing and looking at the ugly photo that was so stupid, he couldn't help but laugh out loud mockingly.

However, only hearing the sound of piu, the person who thought he would not come back suddenly appeared in front of the table, and Orihara Lin also reflexively covered the file on the table with his hand.

It was only after covering it up that he realized: why is he uncomfortable here?

Kuze Zhenzhen is suspicious in the first place, there are black households in the entire human civilization, and Orihara Rin also kindly provided her with a place to live, so what happened after the investigation?

He coughed lowly, moved his hand away confidently, and looked at the little girl whose expression was still dazed. Before he had time to say anything, he was robbed:

"Mr. Lin Ye!!!"

"……What's wrong?"

Orihara Rin was also very familiar with this tone.

From the moment this strange creature with a seemingly natural personality and unpredictable background came to rely on him, the dedicated intelligence dealer was persistently testing her and understanding her bit by bit.

The reason why he has been busy until now, and his understanding of Kuze Zhen is still limited, is definitely not that Kuze Zhen's defense is too strict, and Orihara Rinya's offensive is too lazy.The greatest enemy has always been only one——

An internet idol named Aike Lulu, a woman called "God" by Mari Kuze.

Orihara Rinya, who is also busy on the Internet and is worshiped by believers as a belief, is very familiar with operations such as "Internet idols".

He can also fully understand Kuze Zhen's mood of worshiping "God", just like understanding any idiot.

But understanding is understanding. When this Ai Kelulu, who is useless for intelligence collection, frequently appeared in the mouth of the little girl, which seriously affected Orihara Rinya's work efficiency, he was not very happy.

According to statistics, Mari Kuze took an average of 3 minutes to answer each question, of which 2 minutes and 30 seconds were missed by Aike Lulu, which annoyed him very much.

Mr. Orihara Rinya naturally came up with a plan: Let the little girl who looks easy to deceive become his monster believer.

Obviously, he didn't succeed.

Orihara Rin, who hated failure to some extent, also looked at the little girl with a blushing complexion and eyes as bright as light bulbs, and held back her mouth in disgust.

It's about to start again...

Kuze Mari shouted again: "Mr. Orihara Rinya!"

"Did you say..."

Orihara Lin also insisted on the gentle and amiable Ganle persona, but his tone was extremely perfunctory and lacked professionalism.

"Did I accidentally see Aike Lulu's favorite snacks when I was shopping for vegetables? I was so excited and bought a box and asked me to pay for it? It's okay, I—"

"not like this!"

Mari Kuze interrupted him categorically, with a happy expression as if he was about to take off,

"I met Aike Lulu! This deity!!!"

"Eh……"

"She's in this city!!!"

"Oh."

Orihara nodded perfunctorily. He thought his expression was fine, but he didn't know that his two delicate eyebrows were raised delicately, and the corners of his lips were unconsciously drawn down. He looked like a kid whose candy was snatched away.

"So, are you going to chase stars at close range? Move out of my place?"

Orihara Rin also seemed to think that his tone was not cold and mean enough, and added a cold snort to the little girl who seemed inexplicable:

"Exactly, let's pay the room fee first."

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