Food reserves are all love brains? [Comprehensive]

Abandoning the life of rich clothes and fine food, after spending so much effort, the only result obtained was eaten by a fat bug—now it is a thin bug.What's worse, instead of thanking the king for his hospitality, the worm seemed rather uncomfortable.

Mari Kuze seemed to have eaten a bad stomach, with a wrinkled face, curled up on the ground, and then began to—

rolling?

The King of Heroes witnessed it within a few minutes. The girl who was still somewhat chubby just now, after rolling a few laps in the grass, became thinner at a speed visible to the naked eye, and her hair grew longer.

The originally round jaw line has a sharp point, and the baby fat on the cheeks has been retracted a little, and the almond eyes look bigger and bigger.

She seemed to be a little surprised herself, with a dazed look on her face.Immediately afterwards, I didn't know what I thought of, and I got up suddenly.Shaking the peculiar skirt, shaking the sleeves, gesticulating on himself, after working for a long time, he finally settled down.

A head of curly hair has grown a bit longer, from the length that can only cover the ears to the length that can be tied up barely, curling inwards like petals, making her more girlish.

Gilgamesh looked condescendingly at the fat bug, which was not affected by his anger at all, and raised his eyebrows.

It's interesting.

Curiosity followed by caring for his best friend, and once again added some weight to one end of the balance in Gilgamesh's heart - the proud king hesitated for half a second between "Kill her" and "Teasing her" , made up his mind.

He relaxed the tense lines on his face, restraining his anger in his eyes.Leisurely strolled behind the little girl, picked up the clothes he had thrown under the tree, and dressed them leisurely.

That's right, the noble King of Heroes, as usual, upholds the belief that [this king's jade body is perfect], showing off his human body in front of a strange alien girl without any scruples.

It's a pity that his perfect body didn't get enough attention, and the little girl who was in the puberty period didn't care about Gilgamesh.

"I've grown taller."

Truth held her face in her hands and muttered to herself in disbelief,

"How can I grow taller?"

"...It is clear that I will not change again..."

Gilgamesh glanced at the snake skin held in the little girl's hand with great interest, and then stared at her face, which was still in line with the aesthetics of the King of Heroes, without showing any anger.

It turns out that this herb also has the effect of accelerating ripening?

Then this worm...was it raised by this king?

The King of Heroes has no heirs yet.After all, he is the product of the hybridization of gods and humans. According to later generations, there is reproductive isolation between different species.Even if they can mate, they cannot produce offspring, and if they can produce offspring, they cannot produce fertile offspring.

So no matter how good Uruk's feng shui is, no matter how many beautiful girls it produces, and no matter how much Gilgamesh indulged in pleasure before meeting his best friend, he still has no results.The King of Heroes himself doesn't care much, his past personality is enough for a child, how can he raise another child—of course.If it is a child as perfect as Enkidu, then there is no problem at all.

Speaking of Enkidu...

This bug, did you mention something just now?

Gilgamesh thought about it.

"My lord asks you—"

He walked up to the little girl, held her by the collar, like a kitten, and raised the truth to the level of his eyes.

The girl's eyes are green, but different from the vibrant green of the person in her memory, her pupils are darker and difficult to see at first glance, as if there is always something hidden.When I opened my eyes wide and looked at you, it seemed like nothing, clear and transparent.

She didn't seem panicked when she ate something and was caught on the spot.He was lifted off the ground, and his limbs were hanging down like a real kitten, looking at him obediently and relaxedly.

The phrase "What's your relationship with Enki?" swallowed from his throat, the king narrowed his eyes, raised his free left hand, and pulled Kuze Zhen's face.

Hmm, it feels good.

The one who ate this king's treasure and gained eternal life—is this the feeling?

The stinking corpses in the city when the beetles attacked, the haggard faces of close friends before they died, and those things that the king tried to grab but slipped through his fingers like quicksand were finally proved irreparable.It was this creature that Gilgamesh had done his best.

How ridiculous.

That bad old man who laughed so hideously, wanted to tell this king, is this the one?

If you put it in a fantasy novel, the state of the hero king at this moment is called "epiphany".

In the idealistic age of gods, the world exists by virtue of consciousness.People will naturally change when their consciousness changes, and people will naturally make breakthroughs when their consciousness is improved, not to mention that life is like Gilgamesh who is cheating.

Gilgamesh, who can be extremely powerful even when the wind is going smoothly, saw through his obsession after experiencing ninety-nine and eighty-one difficulties, and awakened new skills.

The palm of the hand is slightly warm, golden light flows from between the fingers, and a key-shaped hard object gradually takes shape.It is covered with wonderful spatial fluctuations, pointing to the location——

Gilgamesh pursed his lips inexplicably, still holding the little girl by the back collar, stuffed her into the basket, and with his hands on the frame, he asked casually:

"what about the taste?"

"what?"

"Have you enjoyed your meal?"

"Still, quite happy?"

"Hmph, that's fine."

"Well……"

"In this case, go back with me. You have eaten all the delicious food, so I will take responsibility for me and be a competent ornament."

Truth looked confused: "I... have no objection?"

"I don't dare to forgive you."

Gilgamesh showed a smile that he hadn't seen for a long time, the heroic king's exclusive robbery woman's unbeatable smile.

After all, he opened the newly developed skill—the golden treasure house, and stuffed the truth into it.

Well, it's quite convenient.

Gilgamesh shook the large and small keys in satisfaction, and locked the door of the king's treasury with the first treasure.

It's decided, I'll put everything in it later-

Truth has not encountered such an active human being for a long time.

The premium rations she's encountered so far have all been indifferent to her.Like Mr. Lin Ye, he always looks unhappy when he cooks for him to eat; like Qi Mujun, he only has a good face when he cooks for him to eat.In the previous two times, Truth managed to break into the relationship network of the former two by relying on the signature stalking.

Only Gilgamesh!

Not only did he take the initiative to send her to the door, inviting himself to go back with him, he also invited her to live in a glittering golden high-class room! ! !

——Could this be what Enkidu said... the king's heart? !

Truth sits in its newly developed, empty vault with mixed feelings.

The good news is that when Gilgamesh picked up the collar, the truth had already been confirmed secretly—it tasted delicious!

As a hybrid of god and man, Gilgamesh is the wedge between heaven and earth, and his ethnic identity is more subtle than that of Saiki Kusuo.However, probably due to the difficulty of defining bloodlines, his taste changes drastically, just like eating fruit jelly with mixed flavors, one time is citrus, another time is strawberry, sometimes the appetite for truth, sometimes Sometimes she doesn't like it.

The worry is, I thought that when it came to stalking, no one would beat Mr. Truth.She never expected that, as expected of a man who could successfully get Enkidu's approval, Gilgamesh was even more enthusiastic and friendly than her!

Wouldn't Uruk be warmer and friendlier under him?

OMG this is just too much!

It wasn't until this moment that Truth finally had a sense of crisis of "may lose the bet" and "can't take Enkidu away".

No!She must not be shaken!

She will never recognize Uruk!

No matter how delicious it is!

Kuze Zhen angrily took a mouthful of Qimu brand rations to strengthen his determination.

There is no sky and earth, black and white in the king's treasure house, only the endlessly extending golden space.At the beginning, there was nothing in the treasure house of the king except the truth, and the truth became boring after a while.Eat and sleep every day, sleep and eat.When Qi Mupai's stored food was exhausted, the little girl wanted to go out, but she was too embarrassed to speak.

...It is rare for a human being to take the initiative to invite her to be a guest at home, Master Truth must not be so rude!

But after the puberty period, the energy consumption of the body is faster than she imagined, and soon, the last bit of stored food will be used up.Just when the patience of truth ran out, pies began to fall in the space.

Most of the time it was all kinds of glittering things, weird weapons, props, toys, as well as jewelry and clothing. The former fell irregularly, while the latter always fell on her, where the truth squatted and fell.At the beginning, the truth didn't understand its meaning, but after being smashed many times, she touched the soft and well-fitting dresses, and finally realized it.

Is this—could it be said—a gift from humanity?

How could Gilgamesh be so warm and friendly!

Master Truth is going to be moved to death!

The little girl was completely unaware of the otaku's bad taste of changing clothes for figures by the Oldest King. She was so moved that tears rolled down her cheeks. After choosing the least glaring one to put on her body, she was addicted to the pleasure of being a patron, and she couldn't stop buying clothes. Gilgamesh, who couldn't come down, finally calmed down a bit.

In addition to the bling, occasionally something else will drop.For example, whenever the truth is so hungry that it bites its fingers, it will randomly drop slightly roasted fish/slightly roasted rabbits/slightly roasted deer. For humans, food that tastes bad is in the eyes of truth. Delicacy.

——Because Gilgamesh baked it himself, it is filled with rare but high-quality conscience energy.

——And the timing of feeding each time is just right. If you put too much in one time and the truth gets fat, you will feed less next time, or wait for the truth to lose weight before throwing it away.

How could Gilgamesh be so warm and considerate!

Master Truth is really moved to death!

Along the way, Truth’s impression of Gilgamesh changed again and again, from [the high-grade ration that stole Enkidu] to [the warm and friendly super-delicious high-grade ration approved by Enkidu]. Li is not thinking about leaving, sleeps, eats, eats and plays, and occasionally uses the housekeeping skills he has learned from Mr. Lin Ye to help Gilgamesh, who is throwing things, tidy up his treasures.

When Gilgamesh opened the treasury and wanted to take her out, the truth was still a little reluctant.The monster of conscience and Wang Zhibao had a revolutionary friendship. When she went out, she thought:

I really hope to play again in the future-

Gilgamesh has returned from the pursuit of immortality! ! !

The people of Uruk rejoiced, almost like a festival.

They cheered, they sprinkled flowers, and they surrounded the king all the way—Gilgamesh first strolled around the city wall, then went to the statue of Enkidu to put some fresh sacrifices, and after staying up late and working overtime, he was full. Some sarcastic remarks were made by the Senate of the "corpse".

Gilgamesh: "Ha, you really can't do it without this king."

The people of Uruk, who always like to talk back, did not refute this time, and lit up the full-level flattering skill in a few months——

"Yes Yes Yes!"

"exactly!"

"The king's physical strength is unparalleled in the world!"

"The king's charm is unstoppable!"

"The king's wisdom knows no bounds!"

"The king's existence is impeccable!"

"King—we love you!"

"King! We can't live without you!!!"

When it came to the emotion, several handsome young men with pale complexions even burst into tears.

"..."

Looking at those sincere eyes, Gilgamesh felt disgusted.

"...Nonsense, of course this king knows that he is perfect, so I want you to talk more."

Naturally, there is no one who knows more about the virtues of these bastards than Gilgamesh. He crossed his chest, raised his eyebrows, and said in a clear tone:

"Tell me, what happened to Ishtar?"

A king's capital cannot be without a master for a day. If Gilgamesh is not around, Ishtar, the patron saint of the city, will have to take over.But this goddess only cares about playing, not about business.Not only don't care, but also like to make trouble.

After being discouraged by Gilgamesh because of Enkidu's affairs, she was silent for a while, and as soon as Gilgamesh left, Ishtar let herself go again.

She first promulgated a temporary virginity management law, happily enjoying all the fresh, young and handsome men in Uruk. God's brain can be bad, but physical strength is absolutely necessary.Seeing that the young and middle-aged labor force in Uruk is about to die, the people of Uruk who are complaining endlessly come up with countless new tricks in order to coax the goddess out of bed. deliver.

But Ishtar has a wide range of knowledge and has lived for so long. She has never seen any treasures, and only the treasure of a man can arouse her interest.

Seeing that Uruk was about to be tossed and subjugated, at this time, a hunter from a small village in the east came all the way to the capital and offered a Pokémon to get Ishtar out of bed:

A cat and rabbit with missing arms and broken legs, but with a good brain, talking and inventing.

Ishtar played with it so much that he finally got out of bed.The people of Uruk breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that the painful days had finally passed, but they did not expect to usher in even greater despair——

Just the day before yesterday, the Goddess issued an order to hold a "Magic Boy Beauty Contest" across the country.

"Wang, look at this long hair, look at this chest, look at these legs, look at the space between my legs!"

The crowd pushed and shoved, and the victim villager A was the first to stand up and cry,

"Just to become a magical boy, I have everything I shouldn't have, and I've lost everything I shouldn't have!"

"Wang—I am so miserable!"

Gilgamesh was shocked and gasped.

"Ishtar is simply insane!"

Gilgamesh gritted his teeth and said empathetically,

"This king will never let her go this time!" -

Ishtar was posing to the cat and rabbit just as Gilgamesh rushed to the temple in a rage.

"Kubi, who is the cutest in the world?"

Chubby concentrated on screwing the screws without speaking.

"Kubi, who is the smartest in the world?"

Chubby concentrated on improving the magic wand and didn't speak.

"Kuppi, Chubby, who has the biggest breasts in the world?"

This time Chubby finally turned his head, tilted his head, and replied calmly:

"Ishtar."

"Hey! You finally understand me."

Satisfied, the goddess put several layers of gold sequins on her chest, completely ignoring the indifference in Qiubi's eyes.

——She didn't know that because of someone, the word "big breasts" was derogatory in Chubby's dictionary.

"Then Chubby, Chubby, who is Gilgamesh's favorite?"

"Ishtar."

"That's right!"

Ishtar raised his chest proudly, the gold sequins trembled,

"Enkidu and everything are in the past tense. The so-called brothers are like clothes, and women are like treasures. From now on, Gilgamesh will only bow to me!"

"—what do you think of my suit?"

"very suitable."

"Perfect timing, perfect makeup, Ishtar strikes!"

"..."

Chubby was not even interested in the matter of Ishtar and Gilgamesh. Finally, while Kushiki was not paying attention, he escaped from Saiki Kusuo, survived the turbulence of time and space with crude travel tools, and died 99999 times. Came to this world in one lifetime and found a deceitful host.Now he just wants to seize all the time, collect energy by all means, and find Mr. Truth.

But he couldn't stay out of it. Ishtar was more excited than usual, and despite his refusal, he insisted on holding him to see Gilgamesh who had returned.

... Just perfunctory, it won't take much time anyway.

Cupid thought indifferently.

He watched indifferently that the highly exposed King of Gold appeared in his field of vision, he watched indifferently that Gilgamesh sprayed Ishtar as soon as he met him, and he watched indifferently that Ishtar’s expression never dared From belief to grievance to anger——

"You are an incompetent goddess who can only rely on your father, a sad thing with nothing but birth!"

"You still have the face to criticize me! If you weren't born to be good-looking, you thought this goddess would have taken a fancy to you! You are an arrogant bastard who dares to pursue eternal life. Seeing your disheveled appearance, you must have lost your baby." Then secretly cry!"

"It's you who are crying secretly! You still have the face to wear those vulgar clothes, but a woman without a face knows to deliberately emphasize her figure. My king's gold will be turned into dung if it is used on you!"

"You—you! This goddess not only has a perfect body, but also looks unparalleled in the world, okay?!"

"Double, what double! Any woman that this king just picks up will be prettier than you!"

"You can just pick one up for this goddess!!!"

Gilgamesh really did.

The onlookers around the temple were silent, and Gilgamesh snorted disdainfully, behind him was a golden light, and a girl came out.Gilgamesh held her back by the collar—thanks to the high quality of the clothes and it was not torn, and proudly showed it to Ishtar.

"How about it?"

The girl is petite and petite, with a childish face, and Ishtar, who is a mature woman, is obviously not in the same rank.Ishtar looked at the little girl recognized by Gilgamesh in disbelief, and cursed:

"That's it?! Bah!"

She lowered her head angrily and looked at the temporary referee Chubby:

"Kubi, judge the truth!"

"Me and her—which one looks better?!"