[Tutorial] I feel that Tsuna is cute!

"So, you wanted Moretti to say hello to me?"

Tsuna looked at the man in the black knitted hat who was drinking tea with a smile on his side, and put on a white-eyed face habitually.

"Let's not talk about why there is such a magical Addio's fake death method—how can anyone say hello in this way! If you are not careful, you will be scared to death, okay?"

"But you're doing well now," Li Baoen held the tea calmly, "you're also very energetic."

"Good job, because I've already been scared to death by other things first, okay?"

"Anyway, different routes lead to the same goal."

"...I don't want to talk to people like you anymore."

What answered her was the sound of drinking tea.

Moretti still looked at them with a smile, the ferocious blood on his mouth hadn't been wiped off.

Tsuna endured and endured, but still buried his head in his arms.

On the first day of her menstrual period, she was messed up by her own tutor and a group of people who were said to be family partners. Tsuna said... Ah, I am so tired.

Biyangqi stroked her long hair with mixed feelings, "Ah, this is growing up, the first time in my life! How memorable!"

"It's just the first menstrual period, is it necessary?"

"It's very necessary," Biyangqi said with a serious face, "Why don't you know? After your menstrual period comes, it means that you...can have a baby!"

"It's not an exciting thing," Tsunaji responded flatly, "So what?"

"Of course there is no problem on your side." Seeing that she didn't understand, Biyangqi couldn't help but feel heartbroken, pressed her shoulder, and said in a painful tone, "But this means that others can take advantage of it! Woman, it's very What about fragile creatures?"

Li Baoen paused when he picked up the teacup, and glanced over here.

"Ah... ah, oh!"

Tsuna Kichi suddenly came to his senses, and immediately panicked.

"It means that if I can't become the leader of Pengo Lie, and I don't have any other bloodline heirs... might someone want to use me?!"

Biyangqi snapped her fingers, then slapped the table: "That's it!"

Click! ——

Both of them turned their heads to look at Li Baoen.

"what happened?"

The little baby in the black suit stared blankly at the falling pieces of the teacup in his hand, and slowly shook his head.

"……fine."

but--

"Do you dare to watch less strange novels and TV dramas? ! 』

×××

But fortunately, perhaps because of his usual diet and living habits, and his physical fitness, Gang Ji did not feel any discomfort in the past few days. Just do things mentally.

Therefore, when another weekend came, she was about to bid farewell to her relatives, and she still actively sat down at the computer desk and started her weekend routine—logging into the chat room.

Well, although the project has just started, the administrators have done a good job of promoting it. From the summer vacation to the present, there are quite a few "customers" who try to change their moods for free, and because of this, let them see the world... er, still There's really something for everyone.

There are particularly boring ones, such as this:

The tuna who wanted to cut off the hair of the school discipline committee member with garden shears: [Good day, sir, what do you need? --automatic response]

This person is lazy and didn't leave his ID: Ah, hello.I'm sorry, I have nothing to do, I'm just curious when I saw your ID.May I ask - why do you want to cut other people's hair?Is it because family members are engaged in related work?

The tuna who wanted to cut off the school discipline committee's hair with garden shears: No, that's not the case.

This person is lazy and didn't leave an ID: why is that?

The tuna who wanted to cut off the hair of the members of the school discipline committee with gardening shears: Uh, this incident may be a bit difficult to explain. Simply put, all the discipline committee members of our school keep a... er, very murderous hairstyle.

This person is lazy and didn't leave his ID: So that's the case, so what is it like?Can you take a screenshot?

The tuna who wanted to cut off the school discipline committee's hair with garden shears: ...

Originally, Gangji thought that taking a screenshot would be just a screenshot, anyway, it would be no problem to make a face mosaic, but after thinking about it, he felt that it was not good.

What if the other party is also an insider?It's fine if it's someone else, but what if it's someone related to the discipline committee?What if the water meter is checked by then? ...In any case, this kind of thing must not take any risks.

The tuna that threw away all the scissors at home: Well, I don't want to cut it anymore.Thank you, welcome to your next visit, goodbye.

This person is lazy and didn't leave his ID: ...

This person is lazy and didn't leave his ID: ... Hey!Hello!still there?

Tuna who threw away all the scissors at home: [This chat is over, thank you for using the mood chat room, welcome to visit next time. --automatic response]

Of course, there will also be some people who like to die very much, such as this:

Ready to buy chocolate cloud tuna: [Good day, sir, what do you need? --automatic response]

I want to be Mulu, lying happily in the pile of marshmallows: Good morning, Miss Tuna, are you Milu?

Gangji sighed, thinking that it was not a good choice for Lanbo to watch TV—although he settled down at first, but it was terrible to keep arguing for chocolate clouds later on, shouldn't this be the case for entering the show?

Going to buy chocolate cloud but not Milu's tuna: ... not everyone who likes chocolate is Milu, okay?

Would-be Mulu happily lying in the cotton candy pile: Ah, that's it.However, because you saw this ID, do you think we are destined?

Going to buy chocolate cloud tuna: Well, right.

Become Mulu and lie happily in the cotton candy pile: right v

Ready to buy chocolate cloud tuna: So, want to talk about something?I can do anything

Want to be Mulu, lying happily in a pile of marshmallows: Well, I saw your profile... How about we talk about the warrior of love?

Ready to buy tuna with chocolate cloud: Ok, what are your impressions?What movie did Mr Mulu just watch?

Want to be Mulu blissfully lying in a pile of marshmallows: Psycho-Pass, okay?

Going to buy tuna with chocolate clouds: Ah, I just watched it, but I only made it to the tenth episode.I am very impressed, I like the two protagonists very much, and this is the first time I saw a girl like Yuki Funahara... Well, I mean, she didn't complain when she encountered this kind of thing... or something like that of.

Wanted to be Mulu happily lying in a pile of marshmallows: This character is really interesting, but it's a pity that his throat will be cut immediately.Sure enough, Lao Xu's fun is really...

Going to buy chocolate cloud tuna:  …

Ready to buy chocolate cloud tuna: ? !

Want to be Mulu happily lying in a pile of marshmallows: ?

Want to be Mulu happily lying in the cotton candy pile: What's wrong?

Want to be Mulu blissfully lying in a pile of marshmallows: Miss Tuna?

Tuna wishes you farther and farther on the spoiler road to the crematorium: no more pleasant chatting, hehe.

Want to be Mulu lying happily in the cotton candy pile: Huh?

Tuna wishes you farther and farther on the spoiler road to the crematorium: [This chat is over, thank you for using the mood chat room, welcome to visit next time. --automatic response]

Of course, this kind of guy is not uncommon. Just this guy came to chat with him several times in a row.

But—Tsuna Yoshi found out unfortunately—although they have common hobbies in many places, they definitely can't talk.Because, as soon as he talked about related topics, he would happily talk about it with the ultimate goal of spoiling until...he was blocked by her.

In reality, if she met this kind of person, she would definitely punch him and beat him up.

Therefore, even if people are not separated by different dimensions, there will still be communication barriers.

Maybe she has to start learning to be a cashier?

Tsuna was about to think deeply about something when she was interrupted by Li Baoen's voice.

"Hey, go to bed early, you have to go to school tomorrow."

×××

The next morning, Tsuna was awakened by a nightmare.

"Wow...why did you cut your throat!"

For a whole night, heads with different faces floated around in the dream, so frightened that she almost threw the pillow on Li Baoen.

"But it's better than the beheaded Wang Lingli Huazi?"

She tried to comfort herself.

Li Baoen had already woken up, and he felt uncomfortable seeing her tossing and turning on the bed alone.

"Okay, get up, you're going to be late."

"Ah! Why didn't you tell me earlier?"

Because he didn't sleep well at night, after coming to school, Gang Ji's spirit was not very good, and it took a while before he realized that something was wrong with the people around him.

Yamamoto and Gokuji seemed to be arguing about something, and as soon as they saw her coming, they quickly separated, pretending that nothing happened, and went to do their own things.

This attitude also reminded her of the weird behavior of other people in the past few days - because she was out of her mind, she hadn't taken it to heart.

Lan Bo no longer pestered her to buy chocolate clouds, but played peek-a-boo with her. Biyangqi mysteriously appeared near the kitchen and disappeared in the blink of an eye. Even when she met Xiaochun on the road, She also showed a very strange expression...

"Huh? What's the matter with everyone?"

"They are preparing to celebrate their birthday," Li Baoen's voice sounded behind Gang Ji, startling her.Fortunately, because school was over, most of the students had already left, and no one noticed this little baby in a black suit.

"Huh? Birthday?"

"I'm going to be one year old now," he showed a faint smile, "Why, are you surprised?"

"Ah, wait, birthday—is it today?"

"Well," Li Baoen nodded, and said again, "Because you haven't always... Well, I didn't have time to tell you."

"No wonder!"

Gangji patted his forehead, was stunned for a while, and suddenly called out, "What should I do then? I don't even have time to prepare gifts! ——Wait, if I go now, there should be time?"

"Huh? You don't need to buy gifts on purpose—" Li Baoen wanted to stop her, but saw her pick up her schoolbag and run away.

"I'll be home soon, Li Baoen, you go first!"

By the time Bao En stepped out of the school gate, Gang Ji was no longer in sight.

"Tsk," he pressed the brim of his hat, "are girls very concerned about this kind of thing?"

"Of course." Biyangqi appeared beside him on a bicycle at some point, smiling slightly, "No one is better at giving gifts than girls. It's just—"

As soon as she changed her voice, she added a bit of doubt in her tone, "At this point, is there still time to choose?"

……

Gang Ji hugged the box and ran wildly all the way, and finally got home in time.Seeing her coming, everyone who had already prepared everything untied the ribbons and cheered in unison:

"Happy birthday, Riboun!"

Immediately, as expected, Li Baoen proposed the "Penglei-style birthday celebration". After hearing the rules, Gangji heaved a sigh of relief, thankful that he went to buy the gift in time.

Yamamoto's sushi easily scored 85 points, Xiaochun's white suit with a sight also scored [-] points, and Bi Yangqi's menacing pancake throwing performance... [-] points.

The only consolation is Lanbo's one point... Uh, it's really sympathetic.

However, looking at everyone's appearance, um, it's still quite hard work.

When Gangji realized that it was impossible for the prison temple with abdominal pain to participate, she realized that it was her turn.

"Ah, here." Facing the curious eyes of others, she hurriedly unpacked and opened the box, "Look!"

--ribbon?

"Yeah, 'Ribbon'," Tsuna re-read it with emphasis, "because I really don't know what Riboun would like—although you should buy a fluffy doll at this age, but since it's the mafia, sure enough Still doesn't fit?—so I thought, ribbons would be the best!"

"Wow, so beautiful!" Xiaochun's eyes glowed, "Xiaochun has always wanted to buy it! I really want to buy it myself and make all kinds of bows!"

"That's right! Me too! I've been researching the color matching problem many times before-so I bought it back quickly this time!"

As a result, Li Baoen's expression darkened.

"So, you think a ribbon would suit me?"

"Ah, no." Seeing this, Tsunayoshi quickly explained, "That, what, is actually very useful! For example, it can be used to wrap gifts in the future, various cosplay decorative clothes, props..."

Seeing that Li Baoen's face gradually softened, Gang Ji relaxed a little bit, and suddenly his thoughts wandered, remembering that it was mentioned in the novel that it can be used to do such and such things...

"Ok?"

Ah, but Riboun is still a baby!

She quickly shook her head, threw those unreliable things out of her mind, and said with a straight face, "Well, it's nothing."

Li Baoen still looked at her with strange and disbelieving eyes.

"Okay, that's it, how much do you want to score?" Gang Ji clasped his hands together and looked at him nervously after finishing speaking.

Since Lan Bo has one point, as long as she doesn't have zero points, that's fine!

"..."

Li Baoen, on the other hand, put on an expression that he didn't want to talk to you, and fell into a long silence.

This situation is almost completely reversed from the beginning of this chapter.

……

In this way, Yamamoto and Guji were arguing about the grades that Tsunayoshi deserved, Koharu caressed the ribbons of various colors and couldn't put them down, Rambo was hit hard by the previous ultra-low scores, and Li Baoen fell into a strange trough and couldn't speak At the time, Biyangqi on the side raised her hand to cover her lips, and smiled softly.

"Indeed, it's a little too small."