[Tutorial] I feel that Tsuna is cute!
Chapter 26. This is Shimen's Misfortune
"So, just like this, he was admitted to the hospital with a sprained foot?"
"No, it's not just a sprained foot." Gang Ji sighed at the screen and continued typing, "At that time, the landslides and the ground cracked, and there was no way to escape... My family said that just in case, I should come to the hospital to rest A while is better."
Mr. Magician B replied quickly: "The landslide? What happened?"
"If I said that I accidentally threw a sponge turtle into the well and it went berserk...... would you believe it?"
"Hearing your tone," Mr. B is very calm, "I believe it a little bit."
"Eh, really?" Tsunade was a little surprised.
"Well," he continued, "don't worry, ever since I heard that someone in the school's tennis club game destroyed the entire arena with a single ball, I have given up any hope for the scientific nature of this world."
"It's, it's terrible! It's even more incredible than a meteorite hitting a stadium! - Ah, I think I told you that before."
"That's right."
"..."
Afterwards, they all gave each other a buffer time to accept this magical world very caringly and considerately.
When Gangji almost calmed down, he continued to explain the current situation to him.
"Anyway, I was forced to fight with a group of underworld people a few days ago—well, although I didn't do much, but it was still frightening enough—and today I was dragged to the mountain for field practice, and the result was This matter. And now, even being hospitalized can't make people safe..."
"What happened again?"
"The first one—uh, please let me call him Jin Mao-kun—thumped the gun to me in front of other patients? Then I was kicked out of the ward by the head nurse, Dogeza..."
After a long silence, a message popped up again in the chat box: "Excuse me, who exactly do you know?"
Tsuna had mixed feelings: "Italian."
"……understood."
"Okay, then I will continue."
"Ah."
"Then the new girls came to see me dressed as onmyojis for no apparent reason...so I was kicked out again."
"Cosplay? That's pretty cute. You have to be considerate of the amateur interests of girls in our country."
"Well, maybe," although Tsunaki felt that the actual situation was not what Mr. Yi thought, "then——a person who claimed to be a snake spirit from ten years later, ah, no, it should be a cow spirit, moved in a Mini gold-plated toilet!"
"Although I don't understand it very well, at least you can sell it to earn some pocket money, right?" Mr. B comforted her in a gentlemanly manner.
"Okay, then Silver-haired Lord rushed in with blood all over his body, holding a bouquet of blood-soaked white roses..."
"Who is this person..."
"Uh, half-Italian."
"Or Italy? Well, I get it."
"Eh? Isn't that strange!"
"Is he all right?"
"Well... I don't feel very well. It seems that I was hit by a car several times along the way, so I asked my friend to help him to be treated."
"Oh, that should be all right."
"The point is not this!"
"Ok?"
"The point is—the group of people are so handsome! The young nurses were all attracted here! Then, I was kicked out by the head nurse again!"
……"I am sorry for your loss."
After a while, he asked again, "Are you okay now? Still in the hospital?"
"Yes," Tsunaji replied sadly, "in the ward of a 'well-wisher' who the head nurse said was 'willing to share a room with me.' By the way, it doesn't feel good to be surrounded by dead bodies."
"The mortuary?"
"No. It was a senior I knew. He bit and killed other people because he thought they were too noisy, and now I am also facing great danger..."
"Ok?"
"He's asleep now, but he threatened that the sound of falling petals would wake him up! It's so funny! . . . I don't believe it."
"Falling petals?" Mr. B paused for a while, probably thinking about the sound of falling petals, before continuing to ask, "So, are you all right now?"
"Well, it's okay, I've been chatting with you since I drew the curtains." Tsuna typed nonchalantly, "Oh, I'm still eating a luxurious sushi plate sent by a sports boy... oh oh super healing super Delicious to say."
"Is it really all right...?"
"It's all right."
Gang Ji stopped, and his eyes moved from the phone screen to the white curtain, with a deep expression.
"So what I want to tell you is—you can't believe a word these people say."
……
"However, I didn't say—is it okay? You are a girl, right? There are only the two of you in the ward...is it okay?"
"Ah, ah!"
……
Unexpectedly, Gang Ji was able to leave the hospital safely in the end.
After all, the terrible Chairman Skylark let her go magnanimously, and just warned her not to bring strange cows and exploding tea eggs... Ah no, the tube child appeared in the visible range beside him.
Regarding this, Tsuna could only say, who made you so good-looking, even a five-year-old girl would not let it go—"Ahh, I'm sorry, Senior Skylark! Actually, I didn't say anything!"
"..."
The black-haired boy just put the silver metal object next to her neck, and then there was no movement, just looking at her like this, with an indistinguishable expression.
"..."
Well, Gang Ji felt that this must not be his problem.
He must have suddenly decided to think about life at this time... I guess.
"One last word."
On that day, the last message sent by Mr. B was as follows:
"You'd better try to find a more reliable friend—for example, from Germany?"
"Ah, that's the conscience of the Axis powers!"
×××
Facts have proved that the people brought by Li Baoen are really unreliable and worry-free.
The last time I went to the field training, Antreo—the sponge turtle—run away accidentally, and this time I came to the deep mountains and wild forests, which is called a jungle adventure.
To be honest, to explore in the deep mountains in winter is simply——
"Woo, it's so cold!"
Finally walking out of the woods, what appeared in front of me was a wooden bridge spanning the valley.
Prison Temple wrapped his scarf tightly, but still couldn't help complaining, "Why do you come to the mountains in this season? You're about to freeze to death, okay..."
"Well, don't say that, it's rare for us to see this kind of scenery," said Yamamoto, always optimistic.
"Right," Dino walked ahead enthusiastically, "This is a secret place that isn't even marked on the map."
After hearing what he said, Gang Ji put down the map in his hand expressionlessly, just wanting to throw it in his face.
"The secret realm is big! Do you think we are developing the hidden map of the dungeon!"
My God, if this is a team dungeon, she must have met a group of pig teammates who are rare in a century.
"Well, now we just have to walk across the wooden bridge to the other side of the mountain."
"Is this bridge... um, okay?"
"No," Yamamoto replied very confidently, "I think it's quite strong?"
"Really? Then let's go..."
Gangji muttered, and stepped up cautiously.
Let me be clear first, she's not really scared anymore, she's just a little afraid of heights, a little...
She never expected that there was someone who was more afraid of heights than her, and made a mistake in a hurry.
"Ah, Antreo!"
Gang Ji suddenly heard Dino's exclamation from beside him, and his footsteps stopped.
Looking back, he rushed to the bridge, took out his long whip and waved it.
Maybe it was to catch and rescue Antreo, who fell down unintentionally, but he obviously forgot the ruthless reality that his subordinates were not present today——
Click!
"Oh, hey! You actually broke the rope!"
Jidaimu's face turned pale: "Judaime be careful!"
But aren't they all still on the bridge?What's the use of being careful.
Then, they fell into the depths of the valley in unison.
"Wow ah-"
……
"Ah, it hurts!"
"Are you still alive?"
"Judaime! Are you okay!"
"Well, I'm fine."
"It was the branches that saved us," Yamamoto said with a sigh of relief.
"I'm sorry, I slipped my hand just now," Dino apologized repeatedly while hugging Antrio who had found it.
"You bastard! Could it be explained by slippery hands?" Yuji was so angry that he wanted to punch someone, but was stopped by Yamamoto to comfort him—"Calm down, everyone is safe anyway, aren't they?"
"Huh? It's too early to talk about safety," Li Baoen walked around the tree trunk, looked up at the sky, and said in a low tone, "We don't even know if we can go home now."
"Ah, what you said..." Tsuna raised his head subconsciously, looked around, and then let go of his expression, "Where is this place?"
No one knows the way, the food bag is lost, the mobile phone has no signal, and Dino's satellite phone is also broken by him.Faced with this predicament, Tsuna felt a little desperate.
"Well, if we camp here, it will be terribly cold at night." Yamamoto became serious and calmly analyzed the situation.
"Camping here?"
"Maybe there will be bears," Li Baoen also said, "it's like a survival game."
Gang Ji turned his head and saw that he had changed into a cool field outfit at some point, with a small elephant decoration on his head, and he was still holding an ax and a meat bone in his hand.
"Aren't you cold? It's too dedicated to remember cosplay at this time!"
"Well, speaking of survival games—" Prison Temple held his chin, recalling carefully.
Ah, yes, speaking of survival games...
Survival in the wild, Survival in the wild, Bell Grylls eating and other clips flooded into his mind, and Tsuna waved his hand quickly, trying to drive them away.
However, she was not let go.Immediately afterwards, scenes such as the Battle Royale Hunger Games Black Mirror also came out to join in the fun.
"Ah, that's enough!"
She turned around with a bad complexion, held down the tree trunk, and bumped headfirst into it.
Sure enough, I shouldn't have finished reading Akina's escape-like work in one sitting the night before!Now all the scenes are looping in my head!
so sad...
"Ah, there's a cave ahead!"
"Great, you should be able to go in to avoid the cold."
"Don't approach casually," Dino stretched out his hand to block Yamamoto, reminding him, "Maybe it's some kind of beast's lair—I'll go and have a look first."
"Hey, wait a minute," Prison Temple grabbed him, with a bad tone, "I can't leave this kind of thing to you anymore, let me go."
"Huh? Hey, okay."
"Be careful," Yamamoto waved at him, "call us if anything happens."
Prison Temple gave him a blank look, lit the lighter and walked towards the cave, "Idiot, I don't know how to scream."
"Um……"
So they stayed outside, staring at the opening, watching his figure disappear into the darkness.
A moment later, the miserable cry echoed in the depths of the cave, scaring them both to hold their breath.
Tsuna took a few steps back subconsciously, seeing that both Yamamoto and Dino were making defensive preparations, Li Baoen calmly raised his Len gun and pointed it at the entrance of the cave.
"Ah, something is coming out!"
"No, it's not just a sprained foot." Gang Ji sighed at the screen and continued typing, "At that time, the landslides and the ground cracked, and there was no way to escape... My family said that just in case, I should come to the hospital to rest A while is better."
Mr. Magician B replied quickly: "The landslide? What happened?"
"If I said that I accidentally threw a sponge turtle into the well and it went berserk...... would you believe it?"
"Hearing your tone," Mr. B is very calm, "I believe it a little bit."
"Eh, really?" Tsunade was a little surprised.
"Well," he continued, "don't worry, ever since I heard that someone in the school's tennis club game destroyed the entire arena with a single ball, I have given up any hope for the scientific nature of this world."
"It's, it's terrible! It's even more incredible than a meteorite hitting a stadium! - Ah, I think I told you that before."
"That's right."
"..."
Afterwards, they all gave each other a buffer time to accept this magical world very caringly and considerately.
When Gangji almost calmed down, he continued to explain the current situation to him.
"Anyway, I was forced to fight with a group of underworld people a few days ago—well, although I didn't do much, but it was still frightening enough—and today I was dragged to the mountain for field practice, and the result was This matter. And now, even being hospitalized can't make people safe..."
"What happened again?"
"The first one—uh, please let me call him Jin Mao-kun—thumped the gun to me in front of other patients? Then I was kicked out of the ward by the head nurse, Dogeza..."
After a long silence, a message popped up again in the chat box: "Excuse me, who exactly do you know?"
Tsuna had mixed feelings: "Italian."
"……understood."
"Okay, then I will continue."
"Ah."
"Then the new girls came to see me dressed as onmyojis for no apparent reason...so I was kicked out again."
"Cosplay? That's pretty cute. You have to be considerate of the amateur interests of girls in our country."
"Well, maybe," although Tsunaki felt that the actual situation was not what Mr. Yi thought, "then——a person who claimed to be a snake spirit from ten years later, ah, no, it should be a cow spirit, moved in a Mini gold-plated toilet!"
"Although I don't understand it very well, at least you can sell it to earn some pocket money, right?" Mr. B comforted her in a gentlemanly manner.
"Okay, then Silver-haired Lord rushed in with blood all over his body, holding a bouquet of blood-soaked white roses..."
"Who is this person..."
"Uh, half-Italian."
"Or Italy? Well, I get it."
"Eh? Isn't that strange!"
"Is he all right?"
"Well... I don't feel very well. It seems that I was hit by a car several times along the way, so I asked my friend to help him to be treated."
"Oh, that should be all right."
"The point is not this!"
"Ok?"
"The point is—the group of people are so handsome! The young nurses were all attracted here! Then, I was kicked out by the head nurse again!"
……"I am sorry for your loss."
After a while, he asked again, "Are you okay now? Still in the hospital?"
"Yes," Tsunaji replied sadly, "in the ward of a 'well-wisher' who the head nurse said was 'willing to share a room with me.' By the way, it doesn't feel good to be surrounded by dead bodies."
"The mortuary?"
"No. It was a senior I knew. He bit and killed other people because he thought they were too noisy, and now I am also facing great danger..."
"Ok?"
"He's asleep now, but he threatened that the sound of falling petals would wake him up! It's so funny! . . . I don't believe it."
"Falling petals?" Mr. B paused for a while, probably thinking about the sound of falling petals, before continuing to ask, "So, are you all right now?"
"Well, it's okay, I've been chatting with you since I drew the curtains." Tsuna typed nonchalantly, "Oh, I'm still eating a luxurious sushi plate sent by a sports boy... oh oh super healing super Delicious to say."
"Is it really all right...?"
"It's all right."
Gang Ji stopped, and his eyes moved from the phone screen to the white curtain, with a deep expression.
"So what I want to tell you is—you can't believe a word these people say."
……
"However, I didn't say—is it okay? You are a girl, right? There are only the two of you in the ward...is it okay?"
"Ah, ah!"
……
Unexpectedly, Gang Ji was able to leave the hospital safely in the end.
After all, the terrible Chairman Skylark let her go magnanimously, and just warned her not to bring strange cows and exploding tea eggs... Ah no, the tube child appeared in the visible range beside him.
Regarding this, Tsuna could only say, who made you so good-looking, even a five-year-old girl would not let it go—"Ahh, I'm sorry, Senior Skylark! Actually, I didn't say anything!"
"..."
The black-haired boy just put the silver metal object next to her neck, and then there was no movement, just looking at her like this, with an indistinguishable expression.
"..."
Well, Gang Ji felt that this must not be his problem.
He must have suddenly decided to think about life at this time... I guess.
"One last word."
On that day, the last message sent by Mr. B was as follows:
"You'd better try to find a more reliable friend—for example, from Germany?"
"Ah, that's the conscience of the Axis powers!"
×××
Facts have proved that the people brought by Li Baoen are really unreliable and worry-free.
The last time I went to the field training, Antreo—the sponge turtle—run away accidentally, and this time I came to the deep mountains and wild forests, which is called a jungle adventure.
To be honest, to explore in the deep mountains in winter is simply——
"Woo, it's so cold!"
Finally walking out of the woods, what appeared in front of me was a wooden bridge spanning the valley.
Prison Temple wrapped his scarf tightly, but still couldn't help complaining, "Why do you come to the mountains in this season? You're about to freeze to death, okay..."
"Well, don't say that, it's rare for us to see this kind of scenery," said Yamamoto, always optimistic.
"Right," Dino walked ahead enthusiastically, "This is a secret place that isn't even marked on the map."
After hearing what he said, Gang Ji put down the map in his hand expressionlessly, just wanting to throw it in his face.
"The secret realm is big! Do you think we are developing the hidden map of the dungeon!"
My God, if this is a team dungeon, she must have met a group of pig teammates who are rare in a century.
"Well, now we just have to walk across the wooden bridge to the other side of the mountain."
"Is this bridge... um, okay?"
"No," Yamamoto replied very confidently, "I think it's quite strong?"
"Really? Then let's go..."
Gangji muttered, and stepped up cautiously.
Let me be clear first, she's not really scared anymore, she's just a little afraid of heights, a little...
She never expected that there was someone who was more afraid of heights than her, and made a mistake in a hurry.
"Ah, Antreo!"
Gang Ji suddenly heard Dino's exclamation from beside him, and his footsteps stopped.
Looking back, he rushed to the bridge, took out his long whip and waved it.
Maybe it was to catch and rescue Antreo, who fell down unintentionally, but he obviously forgot the ruthless reality that his subordinates were not present today——
Click!
"Oh, hey! You actually broke the rope!"
Jidaimu's face turned pale: "Judaime be careful!"
But aren't they all still on the bridge?What's the use of being careful.
Then, they fell into the depths of the valley in unison.
"Wow ah-"
……
"Ah, it hurts!"
"Are you still alive?"
"Judaime! Are you okay!"
"Well, I'm fine."
"It was the branches that saved us," Yamamoto said with a sigh of relief.
"I'm sorry, I slipped my hand just now," Dino apologized repeatedly while hugging Antrio who had found it.
"You bastard! Could it be explained by slippery hands?" Yuji was so angry that he wanted to punch someone, but was stopped by Yamamoto to comfort him—"Calm down, everyone is safe anyway, aren't they?"
"Huh? It's too early to talk about safety," Li Baoen walked around the tree trunk, looked up at the sky, and said in a low tone, "We don't even know if we can go home now."
"Ah, what you said..." Tsuna raised his head subconsciously, looked around, and then let go of his expression, "Where is this place?"
No one knows the way, the food bag is lost, the mobile phone has no signal, and Dino's satellite phone is also broken by him.Faced with this predicament, Tsuna felt a little desperate.
"Well, if we camp here, it will be terribly cold at night." Yamamoto became serious and calmly analyzed the situation.
"Camping here?"
"Maybe there will be bears," Li Baoen also said, "it's like a survival game."
Gang Ji turned his head and saw that he had changed into a cool field outfit at some point, with a small elephant decoration on his head, and he was still holding an ax and a meat bone in his hand.
"Aren't you cold? It's too dedicated to remember cosplay at this time!"
"Well, speaking of survival games—" Prison Temple held his chin, recalling carefully.
Ah, yes, speaking of survival games...
Survival in the wild, Survival in the wild, Bell Grylls eating and other clips flooded into his mind, and Tsuna waved his hand quickly, trying to drive them away.
However, she was not let go.Immediately afterwards, scenes such as the Battle Royale Hunger Games Black Mirror also came out to join in the fun.
"Ah, that's enough!"
She turned around with a bad complexion, held down the tree trunk, and bumped headfirst into it.
Sure enough, I shouldn't have finished reading Akina's escape-like work in one sitting the night before!Now all the scenes are looping in my head!
so sad...
"Ah, there's a cave ahead!"
"Great, you should be able to go in to avoid the cold."
"Don't approach casually," Dino stretched out his hand to block Yamamoto, reminding him, "Maybe it's some kind of beast's lair—I'll go and have a look first."
"Hey, wait a minute," Prison Temple grabbed him, with a bad tone, "I can't leave this kind of thing to you anymore, let me go."
"Huh? Hey, okay."
"Be careful," Yamamoto waved at him, "call us if anything happens."
Prison Temple gave him a blank look, lit the lighter and walked towards the cave, "Idiot, I don't know how to scream."
"Um……"
So they stayed outside, staring at the opening, watching his figure disappear into the darkness.
A moment later, the miserable cry echoed in the depths of the cave, scaring them both to hold their breath.
Tsuna took a few steps back subconsciously, seeing that both Yamamoto and Dino were making defensive preparations, Li Baoen calmly raised his Len gun and pointed it at the entrance of the cave.
"Ah, something is coming out!"
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