Don't be cannon fodder one [Comprehensive]

Nonsense

There is a big stone on Buzhou Mountain, which looks like a gourd.

Big left and small right.

From a distance, it looks like they are separated, but when you get closer, you will find that they are tightly connected and a natural whole.

There is nothing unusual about the stone on Buzhou Mountain, but it is not ordinary in other places.Later, the mountain fell, and the stone was split into two by the impact.

So far, the world is divided into east and west.

The big stone is three feet six feet five inches high and has a circle of two feet four feet.The small one is two feet four feet high and a circle of one foot two feet.

The big one fell overseas, and after a long period of time, the sky was clear and the earth was beautiful, the sun was fine and the moon was shining, and it burst into pieces in a day, turning into a stone monkey.All five senses are complete, all four limbs are complete.

This is Sun Wukong, the Monkey King who is well known in the heaven and earth.

And the smaller one landed on the top of Mount Li.Although the circumstances are different, they also experienced the cycle of the sun and the moon, and turned into a tailless fox in a certain month of a certain year.

It was originally a nine-tailed fox, but it was a tailless fox. I don't know why.

Perhaps it is unknown whether the stone was taken away or left in Buzhou Mountain when it split.

Because it has no tail, it is born without mana, and after receiving the enlightenment of Lishan's mother, it gradually transformed into a human form without any evil spirit.

She looks like a little girl about seven or eight years old, innocent and ignorant.Lishan's old mother was overjoyed when she saw her, and took her under her seat.

Since then, I have been taught by my mother day and night, which is more popular than those older teachers and sisters.

It's just that I don't know why, other people grow one year a year, but this tailless stone fox only grows one year in decades.

It wasn't until King Wu defeated Zhou that he finally looked like a girl.That day when Lishan's old mother was not in Lishan, the little stone fox jumped down the mountain.

The scenery along the road is not as good as Lishan Mountain, but it is full of people and very lively.Little Shihu watched as he walked, and he hadn't left the small mountain village at the foot of Lishan Mountain for most of the day.

Resting by the river, seeing the fat and tender fish in the water, I couldn't help being overjoyed, so I made a few and roasted them.

Sitting by the river and playing in the water with a smile on his face after eating, Wei Hu, who has been not far away, felt like licking the calf.

That's right, that's the word.

Wei Hu is not young, seeing that the eleven or twelve-year-old girl is cute, innocent and innocent, he can't help thinking that if he didn't practice, would he already have such a big daughter Cheng Huan at this time?

Thinking of this, he came out of his hiding place.Talked to the little girl for a few words, seeing that she was smart but still childish, and specially gave her a wooden carved maple leaf hair ornament.

But before the two of them could say anything, the little girl's teacher came over.

After the little girl stuck out her tongue and bid farewell to him mischievously, she never saw her again for several years.

Until that year when she followed Zhang's family to the Heavenly Court, Fa Jiao still wore the maple leaf hair ornament.

She hadn't seen him for many years, and she couldn't remember him long ago.

……

Lin Lin is that stone fox that was born without a tail.

Everything here has a reason.When the Zhang family plotted against her, why did Lishan's old mother retreat, why did the teachers and sisters have no time to save each other, and why was it so miserable?

In the final analysis, it is still this identity.

She and Sun Wukong are of the same lineage, and they are destined to have some feelings for each other.Her existence always reminds Tathagata of the big lie he once told.

What lies?

That was when the monk Tang was learning the scriptures, the truth and falsehood between Monkey King and the six-eared macaque.

Whether it was the six-eared macaque that was killed or not, in fact, many people know it well.

But even the gods are irrelevant and have a high-spirited personality.

Others may not be able to do anything, but Lin Lin, who came out of Buzhou Mountain with Sun Wukong and came out of the same stone, wouldn't she do something after knowing the truth?

Taoism was originally the local belief in the East, but because of Tang Seng's learning from the scriptures, it was gradually suppressed by Buddhism.

How can such a good situation be willing to be stirred up again.

So in that matter back then, there were only so many people who contributed to the flames, those who made trouble, those who were indifferent, and those who had nothing to do with it.

Lin Lin didn't resent them, they were all insignificant people after all.

Many people know Lin Lin's roots, and many people don't know or only know a little bit.But these people never asked Lin Lin if she ever thought about avenging the real Monkey King.

Lin Lin did not.

Because the one who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, the one who established himself as the king in Huaguo Mountain, the one who herded horses in the sky, and the one who is the Monkey King doesn't care about these things at all.

He even thanked the six-eared macaque very much.

What Sun Wukong pursues is the kind of true freedom, and his passing is the real relief.

The magic spell that was tricked into wearing on the head was finally taken off.How could this not make him happy.

There is no need to protect that wordy monk who doesn't know what to do anymore, and no need to go to the west step by step.

He can do whatever he wants, he can go wherever he wants.

Although the body is gone, the soul is still there.

……

Lin Lin knew it, so even if she saw the people on Xitian's side displeased her, she never thought about taking revenge.

Seeking benevolence and gaining benevolence, this result is a win for both.Why should she cause trouble?

The real Sun Wukong's soul first met Lin Lin, and then met Zhenyuan Daxian and Bodhi Patriarch.

So all three were silent.

But there will always be some people who are worried and want to kill them all.

Fortunately, Lishan's old mother got the news and left the customs early.Although the apprentice was not saved, a secret technique was used to bring Lin Lin back to the beginning.

All the Buddhas in the west are unrighteous, and the Jade Emperor's family is unkind. In this huge heaven, the only ones who give Lin Lin warmth are the Li family and his sworn brother Wei Hu.

Originally, before the Seven Fairies had an accident, the Jade Emperor and his wife would pretend to be nice to Lin Lin.But since the matter of the Seven Fairies came out, the Jade Emperor and the other two daughters have followed in the footsteps of the other daughters.

She didn't have a good look at Lin Lin.

Lin Lin has never had a very good temper. She was raised as a naive girl who didn't know what to do.After a few lifetimes of tempering, how can I be willing to look at people's eyes.

After directing and acting a few scenes where the six fairies bullied her, letting the fairies know that she was always being bullied, Lin Lin seldom went to greet the Jade Emperor and his wife again.It's just that the two of them wanted to see Lin Lin, but they were blocked back.

And the reason is very simple.

Closed-door practice.

As an immortal cultivator, retreating is a very normal thing.

Cultivation has no time, this is indeed true.

There are many couples with endless lives.

Leaving aside, the relationship between the Jade Emperor and his wife has long since been worn down by the long years.

And the relationship between Lin Lin and Jin Chi has also changed from the initial passion to the tenderness at this time.

It is simply that both of them have experienced several times in the secular world, but they are better than others.

Although Lin Lin has the body of a stone fox, she formally entered the Tao with the samsara Buddha beads. There are many contradictions in her body, and she needs to go through more reincarnations if she wants to practice.

Jin Chi naturally didn't want to let his wife go back and forth alone, so he often accompanied him to practice together.

It's a pity that although Lin Lin had some insights after several times, she still didn't make any progress.

This kind of practice is nothing but nothing.

Immortals are difficult to conceive, let alone Lin Lin whose body is a stone.

It has long been recognized that the two have no children.

But I don't know how long it took, but Lin Lin actually grew a little belly...

That's pretty cool!

She tilted her head in confusion. She wanted to lose weight, but also thought about going on a diet and exercising for a long time.

And because of the small belly, he refused to meditate, which is a necessary item for spiritual practice.

In her opinion, it is because she sits too much that her belly grows.

But no matter how hard she tossed about the growing belly, she couldn't get it down.

……

Then the years passed and I don't know how long it took, and Lin Lin's belly, which she had given up on, grew flesh again.

So after another toss to no avail, Lin Lin and Lin Lin could only ignore the matter of Lin Lin gaining weight again.

When Tathagata came to the Great Limit Lower Realm of Reincarnation, Lin Lin suddenly felt that she might not just gain weight.

Thinking back to the long growth period when she was a child, maybe even more terrifying things are yet to come.

Taking advantage of the disorder in the Heaven Realm due to the Tathagata's lower realm, Lin Lin took her man and ran back to Lishan Mountain, ready to let the master show it.

If she is really pregnant, how long will she be pregnant.

She couldn't even remember the year when she first found out that she was gaining weight.

Thinking that the mother-in-law who is an ordinary person can conceive for more than three years when she is pregnant with her brother-in-law, then who knows that she will have a big belly when she has cultivated a positive fruit like a petrified fox, and her own man's physical sanctification experience? What year?

Just thinking about this possibility, Lin Lin shivered uncontrollably.

This kind of thought is terrifying.

Unfortunately for Lin Lin, Li Shan's old mother is in retreat.Hearing the words of the fellow teachers and sisters who were waiting by the side, the day of leaving the customs is nowhere in sight.

The couple looked at each other, and finally went to Lingtai Fangcun Mountain, Xieyue Sanxing Cave.

Maybe the old man knew something.

When I arrived at Xiniu Hezhou, I met Patriarch Bodhi.Patriarch Bodhi seemed to have expected the arrival of the two of them, so he stretched out his hand and let them sit on the futon in the ground.

Patriarch Bodhi looked at Lin Lin very gently, with a slight smile on his face, "This fetus will take 360 ​​years to conceive. It will take another 4000 years to take shape. When the fetal ball is born, send it directly to Just come to this Dao, and I still have a lifelong relationship with him as a master and apprentice..."

Heard first 360 years, and then 4000 years.

Jin Chi was dumbfounded, and Lin Lin was also dumbfounded.

I'm a good boy, what kind of fetus is this?

Scared to death a circle of baby ah!

For a person who thinks her pregnancy is too long in October, she still has to live with a big belly for 360 years. Isn't that ridiculous?

"...This fetus?" What kind of precious thing is in this belly that needs to be treated like this.

Feeling something in my heart, I suddenly raised my head, it can't be, it can't be...

Patriarch Bodhi nodded, with a smile and a hint of relief in his words, "It is indeed that monkey."

My apprentice finally gathered three souls and six souls again.

Although Patriarch Bodhi told Sun Wukong not to mention him to others, he was actually protecting him.After all, he never goes out of the mountain, but there are also a few old enemies outside.

He and the Tathagata were sworn enemies who disliked each other.

It is a big deal for one's own brother to be reincarnated as one's own son.

The news was too overwhelming for people to know how to react.

Compared with Lin Lin's ignorance, our male protagonist's same shoes are not much better.

God knows that his brother-in-law, who has been dead for thousands of years, is going to be reincarnated as his son.After that, how to raise the son.

"...This is also the fate of the two of us, but this appearance?" Don't be a slapstick.Otherwise, she really can't stand it.

Hearing Lin Lin's words, Patriarch Bodhi's mouth twitched, "Don't worry about that, you look like your father."

Lin Lin was relieved, but Hai Da'er was not.

His appearance, that monkey-like temperament, he scratches his ears and cheeks at every turn, and looks like he can't sit still.

Thinking about it, I feel that I really can't accept it.

Thinking of holding a stick in my face, standing on one leg and yelling, 'Hey, monster, eat my old Li with a stick. '

The picture was so beautiful that he didn't even dare to think about it.

Thinking about his daughter-in-law's temper, that brother-in-law's temper, and his third brother who admired him since he was a child, Li Jin swallowed, feeling a little difficult to breathe.

Patriarch, this son, can he return the goods?