Don't be cannon fodder one [Comprehensive]

"Sworn? No, no, don't count me in. Well, I don't want to live forever with you. I just want to be like a human being, live to be 80 years old, and then sleep in a coffin." Lin Lin has unlimited feelings for herself. Long ago weary of the cycle of reincarnation and infinite life.

If you really worship the White Snake and the Green Snake, you may really live to be "old and not dead" after becoming a god.To be honest, Lin Lin admired the White Snake's ability to squat deep in the mountains for 800 years.If only she would have gone crazy.

"Hey, you're a goblin, can you be promising?" Seeing Lin Lin's hopeless appearance, the green snake wanted to make a move.He was stopped by the white snake beside him.

"Xiaoqing, don't bully Caiyin at every turn." After saying something to her, she turned to look at Lin Lin again. "Caiyin, you are a rabbit demon who has cultivated to become a master. Don't you yearn for the Dao?"

Lin Lin thought for a while about why the original owner wanted to practice, and then she replied seriously, "Sister Bai, I just didn't want to become a meat rabbit, so I have been practicing with my companions until now. It was only later that I found out that my pursuit was different from that of my companions. That's why I left the place where I practiced and came here. I want to live an ordinary life like a human being. Birth, old age, sickness and death..."

Although Bai Suzhen was a little puzzled, she also felt that everyone had their own way to go.Perhaps this is Zein's way.Otherwise, why would Caiyin, a rabbit demon who is less than 200 years old, have no trace of demonic aura on his body, but is full of Buddha's light all over his body?

"Everyone has their own aspirations. We don't force them. Since we meet in the world of mortals, let's go together first." After speaking, the white snake told Lin Lin and the green snake the reason for coming to the world of mortals.

"March [-]rd, looking for a high place in the West Lake? Next month will be March. It's less than a month now. By then, I will be able to find my sister's benefactor."

"Well, the vast sea of ​​people finally has some clues. After this matter is settled, we sisters can stay away from the world of mortals and concentrate on practicing."

Lin Lin pouted. "What if it doesn't work out?"

Both the White Snake and the Green Snake, who were looking forward to it just now, turned their gazes over."What do you mean" on his face, he looked at Lin Lin.

"Sister Bai, how do you plan to repay your kindness. Do you promise yourself with your body like those sung in those dramas? Or give gold or silver? Help him start a family and start a business? And if your benefactor is a woman or a child? Repay your kindness." What is the standard? I know that snakes are going to lay eggs. If Sister Bai looks at that, uh, benefactor is a good person and has a good character, and if she makes a promise with her body, she will always leave a Children, what if an egg is laid? Human beings are very particular about inheritance.

It's not too scary to lay an egg, but I'm afraid of giving birth to a half-human, half-snake creature.At that time, people will not tolerate it, and beasts will not tolerate it, and it will be pitiful.In the future, women will not be able to marry, and men will not be able to marry a daughter-in-law, sister, or sister. You must think about this clearly. "

He almost said the name Xu Xian.Lin Lin wiped the sweat quietly in her heart.

White Snake: "..." What she said seemed to make sense.I couldn't even refute it myself.

Green Snake: "...Don't worry about what to do, let's find the person first and then talk about it."

"Yes, what Xiaoqing said is true. Let's find your benefactor first and then talk about it later. Of course, I will think about Caiyin's words."

Lin Lin shrugged, casually.Suddenly, I saw that the place they occupied was still such a dilapidated place.Heartbroken, he continued, "Since this is the case, we must have a place to stay. The Prince Qiu's Mansion has been in decline for several years. Now the house deed should be with the Yamen. Let's buy the house first, and then find someone to repair it. I have silver."

"What kind of house are you buying? It's just such a dilapidated house, and I've lived in it for a long time. Of course it's mine. If you have money, so do I. Look?" Throwing the ingot silver ingot to Lin Lin with a proud expression on his face.

Lin Lin took it and opened the bottom.Very good, there are four large characters plated on it, 'Qiantang Fuya'. "It turns out that you were the one who did the most serious silver theft case recently. Sister Qing, do you usually spend your money like this? Don't you erase the words below?"

When Green Snake heard Lin Lin's words, he was surprised. "Huh, there are words at the bottom?" As he said, he took out a silver ingot from nowhere and opened it to look.Sure enough, there are words on it.

"Yes, the official silver will be engraved. This can prove the origin of the silver. Even if it is lost in the future, it can also be separated through these. Sister Qing, how long have you been in the world? Why don't you take this common sense to heart .You are capable, and you know that the yamen can't catch you. But what about the money you spent. The money those people earn is stolen money, which is not easy in the first place, and then you will be involved in a lawsuit. It's unlucky."

Xiaoqing blushed when she was told, a little embarrassed, but after thinking about it, she smiled again. "I just played it secretly. I didn't even think about spending it. All the money is still in good hands."

"Why don't you just go back." Bai Suzhen is also a newcomer to the world. Although her practice and Taoism are deep enough, she still has a little understanding of things in the world.

Lin Lin shook her head, "Don't pay it back for the time being. After all, if I return it now, I think it will be received by the poor officials. You must know that even if Sister Qing stole 1000 taels back then, when it was estimated that the loss was reported, I will also report 2000 taels."

Xiaoqing: "..." How could she feel that one of her games was actually a helper for those poor officials?

Bai Suzhen: "..." The officials in the world really don't know what to say.

"...Then what should we do now?" Xiaoqing poured out all the official money at once, and in the main hall of the ruined Qiu Wang Mansion, there was only a small pile of white money.

Lin Linwei looked there and thought, "Give it to me. I'll put it away first. In the future, if there is a famine, we will use this money for relief. Or if the government really investigates it seriously in the future, we will Check the situation and go back?"

Bai Suzhen nodded, "That's fine."

As soon as Xiaoqing heard that someone took over this matter, she immediately became angry again.Hastily waved his hand, "Little Rabbit, I'll leave this matter to you. If it doesn't work out, I'll eat you. Do you understand?"

"... Got it." Eat, eat, eat, you know how to eat.I'm not afraid to eat the hair of your mouth.

"I'm going to buy a house first, and then I'll go to Ren Yazi to buy people and hire people to repair the house. In the past few days, are you going to find a cave to practice, or an inn?"

As if thinking of something, Lin Lin went on to say, "The people in the inn are too noisy. Why don't you find a cave outside the city and stay there for a few days. You will come down in early March. I guarantee that the Mansion of Prince Qiu will be cleaned up. It's beautiful."

"It doesn't take so much effort, we are elves. After a few illusions, everything will be done."

"But the problem is that the illusion is all self-deception. Isn't it actually the same? If the illusion can completely change its appearance, it will not remain the same because it has no mana in the future. Then I admit it. But the problem is that we It’s obviously in this ruins. Why is it interesting to lie to yourself with your eyes open.”

Lin Lin felt that she was an ordinary person, and she really couldn't bear to stay in a dilapidated place, but let herself imagine it was a clean and gorgeous place.Although the eyes look different, but the psychology is that there is no way to get over that hurdle.

This kind of illusion is actually more advanced than the emperor's new clothes.That one can only deceive oneself, but this one can deceive all creatures with no mana or relatively low mana.

This point is not that Lin Lin is adoring foreigners, but in fact the permanent transformation in magic is much better than this illusion.She remembered that when Xu Xian came here again because of the case of stealing official money, the TV series showed such a dilapidated appearance after losing his spells.

If it is magic, as long as the most magic-consuming permanent transformation technique is used at the very beginning, there will be no such problem.

"Honestly. If Sister Bai really gets married in the future, she will stay in this house until her children and grandchildren grow up. When you leave, won't this house become the same as it is now?"

Anyway, no matter what Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing said, Lin Lin was very insistent.The house must be transferred to the government, and the servants must buy the local population, and the same is true for house repairs.One must be one, and two must be two.

Speaking of which, these two thousand-year-old monsters are pure and kind-hearted, so they are not angry because of the persistence of Lin Lin, a century-old little monster.On the contrary, he really listened to Lin Lin's advice, went out to find a cave, and planned to clean up for a few days.

Seeing this, Lin Lin felt a little touched in her heart.She knew that she couldn't stop Bai Suzhen's "affection" that even Master Guanyin said.Then she will only do her part in this strange time and space.Make their journey less uneasy.

Although I despise the white snake's gaze, I have to say that this is also a good way to become a fairy.

The water floods the golden mountains, and the charcoal spreads the living beings.Practicing medicine and saving diseases has benefited countless people.Right and wrong, who can say clearly?But, to be honest, being imprisoned under the Leifeng Pagoda for 20 years can lead to Taoism and immortality. Why do I feel that it is a matter of taking advantage?

The two big monsters turned and flew away.Lin Lin thought for a while, then patted and walked out.

Qiuwang Mansion is located in Shuangcha Lane, which has been vacant for many years.And because Xiaoqing lived here for a long time, everyone avoided this house for fear of being too late. Seeing someone come here to buy and sell, the clerk of the government office naturally spoke well.

"The owner's surname is Bai, and there is only one young lady. She came from Furong City, Sichuan. She wants to live here for a long time, so she bought this house." Lin Lin thought of Xiaoqing's introduction to Xu Xian in the future, and this will just come in handy.

"Your lady, why are you here alone?" The clerk was even more polite when Lin Lin delivered the 'tea money'. While putting the house under Bai Suzhen's name, he used a magic confusion spell on Lin Lin. Three identity documents for household registration.

"My master was an official and mighty official before his death. It's a pity that the master and his wife left early. Only the young lady was left at home. Originally, he was going to rely on his uncle. Later, I got a letter saying that the uncle may be stationed in recent years. Frontier defense. The environment there is harsh, how could our young lady who was raised in a deep boudoir can bear it. So my uncle asked our young lady to live in Qiantang temporarily. After my uncle's term of office expires, I will be reunited with him."

It turned out that she was not only a lady from the official family, but also an uncle who was a high official.When the scribe heard this, he became more diligent and careful, "I just don't know the name of this uncle?"

Lin Lin laughed without drafting a lie. "Officer, you are embarrassing me. No matter how many things there are about the master's family, I can't talk about them."

Taking the land deed from the scribe, Lin Lin bowed and walked out with a smile.