Nezha, catch that monkey

Sanqing Heaven, Taiwei Yuqing Palace.

There was a woman lying on a sapphire-inlaid gold table with nine dragon patterns, she raised her head slightly, revealing a palm-sized face, with black and long black eyebrows, deep-set eyes, a pointy nose, and vermilion lips.

She is beautiful, beautiful and gorgeous, like the best time.But her temperament is very cold, as if a thick layer of ice has formed around her, and no one can get close to her within a hundred miles.

She stretched out her flamboyant hand, and slowly flipped through a book on the desk, smiling vaguely from time to time.

Xian'e, who was holding a jade plate filled with grapes, stood aside, looking at the distance indifferently, as if she wanted to see through everything that might happen in the distance.

After an unknown amount of time, the woman lying on the table slowly closed the book, and asked in a cold voice, "I haven't seen Zhenjun Erlang recently. I have something to order from my palace, and I will announce him to the palace."

Immediately, a fairy official took the order to go down, and the woman on the case waved her hand, except for the little fairy who was holding grapes, who stayed in the hall, the rest of the fairy officials left one by one.

Immediately, the atmosphere in the hall calmed down, and a woman's coquettish laughter rang out unexpectedly, and Xiao Xian'e, who was holding grapes, also opened her eyebrows following the laughter, and her indifferent eyes contained a full smile.

"Your Majesty... tell me what you saw?!" Seeing that the fairy officials had all left, Xiao Xian'e immediately rushed to the woman and asked with her head tilted.

"Ahhh! I can't take it anymore, I really can't take it anymore, I'm so cute!!!" The woman laughed silly at the book on the table, and the cold look just now disappeared completely.

"What, what happened, what did the empress see?!" Seeing the woman's appearance, Xiao Xian'e immediately became excited, and pulled the woman's sleeve and shook it vigorously.

"I just saw Yang Jian abduct Nezha, the little Zhengtai, and the upright Yang Erlang saw Nezha turned into a hungry wolf. The contrast is unbelievable." The woman on the case said that the excitement was like a dance of hands Dance it.

"Hey, where is it?!" Xiao Xian'e threw herself on the desk and started flipping through the book.

"The Queen Mother, Zhenjun Erlang will bring you here." The voice of the fairy official came from outside the hall, and the two people on the case were stunned. After realizing it, Xiao Xian'e immediately straightened his clothes, picked up the jade plate of grapes on the case, Go behind the woman.

The woman on the desk rubbed her cheeks vigorously, stretching the remaining smile on her face.

"Your Majesty, if you are yy, just yy, why are you Zhenjun Xuan Erlang coming to the hall?" Xiao Xian'e asked in a low voice with her mouth pouted.

"Silly, I'm creating conditions, do you understand? I'll call God Erlang over first, and then Nezha, and then, hehehe~" The woman on the table squinted at Xiaoxian'e with a wretched smile, and then moved closer together. Cloud temples, slightly raised his chin.

Another look of being as cold as ice, looking down on the world.

"Seeing the Queen Mother, I don't know what the Queen has to tell the little god?" The man saluting by His Highness is tall and handsome, wearing silver-gray armor and wearing a black cloak, and there is one eye between his eyes, blinking blankly. blink.

"True Lord Erlang, recently there has been a resurgence of fantasies in heaven, and I have ordered you to investigate this matter thoroughly with the Third Prince Nezha." The woman on the case said slowly, with a straight face, typing on the long case.

"Your Majesty..." Erlangshen looked at the woman on the case apologetically, and opened his mouth tentatively.

"What's wrong?" The woman frowned, with an evil smile on her lips.

"Nezha, the third prince, is still facing the wall..."

"Facing the wall...?" The woman frowned slightly, racking her brains.

"Niang Niang..." Xiao Xian'e walked to the girl's side and whispered in her ear; "The third prince went to the East China Sea to fight again last time, and you punished him to face the wall and think for 500 years. Now, he probably hasn't let him out yet. "

"Really?" The woman grinned, bit her lips, countless thoughts swirled in her mind, and finally her eyes slowly calmed down, she looked at Erlang God coldly and said; "So please trouble Erlang God to answer Third Prince Zha comes out and asks Third Prince to repay his merits and work for my Heavenly Court!"

"Yes, the little god takes orders." After Erlangshen finished speaking, he walked away slowly with moderate steps.

But the woman on the case looked at Erlang Shen's dawdling back, wishing she could go forward and give him a push herself.

"Your Majesty... there is one thing I still don't understand." Xiao Xian'e asked the Queen Mother while lying on the table with her head tilted.

"what's up?"

"Why didn't you let the fairies think of the mortal, and the gods not form a couple?" Xiao Xian'e asked.

"Who said I won't let it go, I just... I just think that men and women are true love, men and women are for reproduction, and we don't have to have children in the heavenly court, of course we must provide favorable conditions for the majority of fairy men~ "The woman on the desk carefully put away the book, her cheeks flushed, and she began to fantasize in her mind how Master Erlang would see his little brother's eyes full of affection.

Here Erlangshen was still admiring the scenery carefully, walking slowly on the way to pick up Nezha's third brother, not at all noticing a young man in white clothes in the east, flying from the mortal world to the sky on a cloud.

This young man, wearing a Taoist crown on his head, holding a dust whisk in his hand, a pair of long and narrow red phoenix eyes, and a thin lip, made him look as indifferent as water, with a cool temperament, but exquisite and good-looking.

The man stood with his hands behind his back on the cloud, with no expression on his face.

But his speed of driving the clouds is very fast, from the mortal world to the heaven, only to see him raise his hand slightly, but he is nowhere to be seen among the clouds.

He flew directly to the 33rd Heaven, the residence of the Taishang Laojun, and no one dared to stop him along the way.

He raised his foot and walked in, with a unique elegance in his gestures.He raised his eyes and saw a man lying on the glazed couch not far from the alchemy furnace. The blue clothes were loosely worn on his body, revealing a small half of his delicate collarbone and honey-colored chest. The blue hair was scattered and fell on the couch around his waist.

When the man in Tsing Yi saw the person coming, he narrowed his peach blossom eyes slightly, slid his thumb over his lips, and bit his lower lip at the man in white.

But the man in white didn't look sideways, and walked straight to the cabinet where all kinds of pills were placed behind the alchemy furnace.

The man on the glazed couch raised his eyebrows slightly, changed into a more enchanting sitting posture, and looked at the man in white with his lips pursed.

But it was still ignored.

"Hey, hey... Master Taiyi, didn't you see me?!" Young Master Tsing Yi frowned and said dissatisfiedly.

"I see." The young man in white replied blankly.

"I knew you saw it... you saw my body, you took advantage of me, and you are still not responsible for me!" The young man in Tsing Yi walked over from the couch and said angrily.

Daoist Taiyi in white was still flipping through the various labels on the medicinal gourds on the cabinet, without turning his head, he said, "Then there are too many people responsible for you, a heavenly court will come in turn, tsk tsk tsk."

"Hey...Taiyi, how can you say that about me? I'm so sincere to you, one-hearted, one... What are you doing with my elixir?!" The young man in Tsing Yi saw the action of the young man in white, and immediately ran away Ask behind the alchemy furnace.

"Give it to my apprentice as jelly beans to eat and play."

"Eating and playing!...Hey, hey, I have been refining the elixir for 49 days without sleep. You don't say condolences and condolences to me, but you want to eat and play for Nezha... If you want to eat, you want to eat yourself Refining!" The young man in green stared, and grabbed the medicine gourd from the young man in white.

"It costs too much and takes too much time. I feel tired." The white-clothed boy changed a medicine gourd, took a look at it, held it in his hand, and said; "That's all, colorful jelly beans, not bad. .”

"It's not bad, what is it? I gave it to Fairy Baihua, you give it back to me!" Young Master Tsing Yi wanted to snatch it back after finishing speaking.

"Fairy Baihua?" The young man in white held the medicine gourd and turned his head to the side, looking at Taishang Laojun.

"Uh...Taiyi, don't think too much, I...I just want to talk to Baihua Fairy...to talk about something."

"I didn't think much about it, I just thought it was strange that Fairy Baihua would actually talk to you."

"Hey, hey... Taiyi, what do you mean?"

The young man in white didn't answer, he threw a white jade hairpin on the glass couch, and walked out the door.

"Then you give this to Fairy Baihua."

"Hey..." Young Master Tsing Yi weighed the weight of the jade hairpin, and glanced at the fineness of the jade hairpin.

"Master, Master, Baihua Fairy said that she is very busy today, tomorrow will be very busy, and the day after tomorrow will be even busier, so she told Master to go find her when she is free." He bumped into the arms of Daoist Taiyi.

"Hey... real person... why are you here?" The little boy raised his head and looked innocently at the young man in white.

"Get Nezha some candy."

"Didn't Brother Nezha face the wall and think about the past, sneaking out of his soul and going down to play?" The little boy tilted his head, but he didn't understand.

"The queen mother suddenly asked Yang Jian to let him out today. She is on her way to the prison. I was afraid that she would show her feet, so I went to the mortal world to find her. She actually said that she would only come back after eating your master's jelly beans." Tai Yi The real person explained patiently.

"So that's how it is... The real person should go and deliver jelly beans to Brother Nezha."

"kindness."

"Wait, what did you just say, Wanzi?" Taishang Laojun looked at his apprentice with a dark face.

"So this is ah."

"Next sentence."

"The real person... Hurry up and send jelly beans to Brother Nezha."

"Who says I'm a jelly bean? I'm an elixir. Remember me, Wanzi. If anyone says I'm a jelly bean, I'll throw him in the alchemy furnace. Taiyi, you heard that too." Isn't that right?" Taishang Laojun, dressed in blue, yelled at Wanzi.

But no one responded to him, he turned his head hesitantly, and found that the door was empty and there was no one.

"Master." Wanzi looked at Taishang Laojun with teary eyes, and carefully tugged Taishang Laojun's sleeve.

"Say."

"Master, I help you make jelly beans every day, but you don't let me eat jelly beans. Brother Nezha has jelly beans to eat. I am wronged... I want to eat jelly beans... I don't have any sugar Doudou, Master, you are still yelling at your disciples."

"I said it's an elixir, an elixir!!!" Taishang Laojun felt even more depressed.

"The real person is really kind to their disciples, but Master, you just... blah blah..." The boy in Tsing Yi tugged on the sleeve of Taishang Laojun and cried very sadly.

"How can you compare, Nezha of their family, the reincarnation of Lingzhu, such a delicate girl, I would love it even for me!"

"Hey, master, you don't want your apprentice anymore. It's fine if you don't give him jelly beans. You don't want your apprentice anymore. Master doesn't want meatballs..." The little boy in Tsing Yi tugged at the sleeve of Taishang Laojun Weeping and crying, the Taishang Laojun hadn't spoken to comfort, but Wanzi suddenly raised his head, wiped away his tears, and said with a pair of round eyes; "Nezha...it's a girl... ?”

"Wanzi... I didn't say anything for my master, I didn't say anything! Master went to see Fairy Baihua to look at the flowers. You should practice alchemy obediently at home." After the Taishang Laojun finished speaking, he stretched out his hand to tie his hair into a bun, and wrapped it with white hair. Yuzan stopped and was about to ride the cloud and run away, but just as she stood on the cloud, she fell down.

—— Wanzi tugged on his sleeve, looking at him with aggrieved expression.

"Master...Fairy Baihua told you not to go look for her, so you can tell Wanzi obediently at home." Seeing Taishang Laojun fall down, Wanzi let go of his hand immediately, and fell on Taishang Laozi firmly. In Jun's arms, a round face was lifted up.

Taishang Laojun swallowed a mouthful of saliva and wanted to get up, but the ball on his body was too heavy, so he could only half lie on the ground, twisted his body, and coughed several times at the ball.

"Hey...Master...I understand!" Wanzi looked at Taishang Laojun and nodded immediately.

Taishang Laojun let out a long sigh of relief in his heart, and waited for Wanzi to get up from his body.

But... But Wanzi hugged Taishang Laojun even tighter, looked at him with a look of begging for praise and said, "Master, Master... Wanzi has already hugged Master tightly, Master can tell Wanzi, Wanzi won't be shocked It’s here, Master, don’t worry about Wanzi, well, Master, you can start talking.”

Taishang Laojun looked at his disciple looking at him expectantly, sighed deeply, and said, "Disciple, get up, let me sit down, and speak slowly."