I live on Zerg

"The plate hooked to the dark star began to change, and he turned the Rubik's Cube."

Ranchu sat in front of the bonfire, and silently added a piece of firewood to it. The twins sat opposite the bonfire, watching Ranchu quietly.

The burning firewood crackled, and the light of the fire reflected on a face as calm as water, illuminating the blood-red eyes.

The identical twins were wearing dark blue uniforms, and the corners of their mouths were also exactly the same. It was hard to tell who they were. One of them took a deep breath, and his tone was filled with suppressed excitement: "Since I saw him for the first time. From the very beginning, I knew that he was the blue envoy."

Meng Chi: "At that time, the blue envoy was a king worm that was not inferior to any female insect, and his temper was even more irritable than the female insect. I can hardly believe that the blue envoy is the blue envoy."

Meng Yu sighed: "Who would have thought that in the time of three eras, the body carrying the memory has changed countless times, and the blue envoy has also become a cute little cub. I often think of the first time I met... At that time, he stepped on a skateboard and jumped down from a snow mountain thousands of meters high, with a cigarette in his mouth, he slid past me, and the splash of snow sprayed my face."

Meng Chi laughed loudly: "I remember, you went to settle accounts with him and kicked his skateboard away. He kicked you into the snow and smashed a big deep hole."

Meng Yu spread his hands: "I never thought that the Blue Envoy was a male insect, nor did I think that the Blue Envoy would become a baby-sounding cub after the Zerg revived in this era."

The corners of Ranchu's mouth were slightly raised, leaning against the big tree and looking at the bonfire in a daze, his low voice was soft and hoarse in the middle of the night: "At that time, he was only 29 years old, and he was also an immature male insect. .”

As soon as he spoke, Meng Chi and Meng Yu straightened up immediately.

Ran Chu still wanted to say something, but in the end he just shook his head, laughed lightly, got up and disappeared into the vast night.

Meng Chi: "The King Chong has something on his mind."

Meng Yu: "I must be thinking about Lanshi."

The two worms looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and started a bonfire comfortably. The stars twinkled in the alien night sky. They had seen the starry sky above their heads for countless years.

"After so many years, I still can't get tired of watching it..."

In the king worm palace of the Zerg family, Lan Ze suddenly woke up from his dream, the hot magma was still flowing slowly in his brain, which made his brain feel like it was being burned.

Aozawa got out of bed dry mouthed, while calming down his rapid heartbeat, he ran to the living room to pour water for himself.

He put two ice cubes into the water, took a sip of ice water into his throat, and the burning sensation subsided a lot, Lan Ze leaned on the refrigerator in a daze, not sure if this was a dream or something that happened somewhere.

Ever since he possessed the talent of retrospect, the world has become a huge projector for him. He is often tormented by mixed dreams and perceptions, making him always confused between himself and reality.

As the retrospective ability gradually becomes stronger, the boundary between reality and illusion becomes more and more blurred.

Zerg with spiritual gifts are half psychopaths, this sentence is really an unchanging truth.

Lan Ze sat down on the sofa, held a cup and began to think about ways to sneak out. Since he was caught the first two times, he must be more cautious this time, otherwise all the dangerous items he secretly obtained from the deep net will be destroyed. The army was wiped out.

Thinking of the good things he had worked so hard to get, Lan Ze immediately ran back to the bedroom and took out a box of miniature bombs that looked like jelly beans from the box containing underwear. He kept these things hidden in different places every day.

Just when he was about to move his position, there was a knock on the door. Except for Ranchu, no other Zerg would knock on his door after 10:[-] p.m., Lan Ze immediately shouted: "No entry!"

Immediately afterwards, he immediately stuffed the box of miniature bombs into the schoolbag beside him.

Ran Chu could be heard sneering through a door: "Do you think this door can stop me?"

Lan Ze raised his voice: "If you dare to kick the door, I will never end with you!"

There was no movement outside the door, Lan Ze snorted, he rubbed his throat, turned around to take the water glass, turned his head and suddenly saw Ran Chu's face outside the window, before he had time to react, Ran Chu pushed the window open at a very fast speed and jumped Come in.

Aozawa: "..."

If he is not allowed to enter the door, he will enter the window. This way of thinking is really unique.

Lan Ze hugged his arms and let out a cold snort, and looked at Ranchu angrily: "Late at night, Chongjing, what are you doing in my room, you are a single male and widowed, it will affect very badly, you should go out quickly, go out, go out, go out!" .”

He reached out to push Ran Chu, but a cold hand grabbed his wrist, Lan Ze raised his head, and Ran Chu was looking at him with half-closed eyes.

Lan Ze seldom looked directly into Ran Chu's eyes. Staring directly into Wang Chong's eyes was quite dangerous and could easily lead to insanity. He slightly looked away and tore off his wrist from Ran Chu's hand.

"What are you doing, why are you so weird?"

Ranchu stretched out his hand and touched the back of Lanze Yuanyuan's head, Lanze pressed his palm and looked up at him, his blue and golden round eyes rolled around, it looked like a restless bug.

Ran Chu quickly restrained his expression: "I have something to talk to you about."

Lan Ze was drinking water from a water glass, and when he heard this sentence, he put the water glass away, with an extremely irritable expression on his face: "Are you going to tell me about the larvae garden? How many times have I told you that I don't want to go to the larvae garden?" Yuan, if you want to talk to me about this, then I have nothing to say, anyway, I will die tomorrow, even if you put me in a bug bag..."

Ran Chu hurriedly said before he got a headache: "We won't talk about the larva garden today, I just want to ask you if you like the Rubik's Cube I gave you?"

The Rubik's Cube has been delivered for a long time, why did Ran Chu suddenly ask about this thing?

Lan Ze didn't know why, so he took a sip of water and said, "It's okay, the Rubik's Cube is quite fun, and the twelve-sided Rubik's Cube is more challenging, but it's not difficult to master the formula."

Ran Chu flicked the back of his head: "About this Rubik's Cube, do you remember anything?"

Lan Ze gave him a blank look: "You came here in the middle of the night just to discuss this Rubik's Cube with me. What kind of medicine is sold in your gourd, can you please tell me directly?"

Looking at the cub's face, Ran Chu couldn't help pinching it, and quickly let go of the cub before the cub exploded, and said quietly to his fire-breathing eyes: "Actually, this Rubik's Cube has many uses, and every color is different. have a different meaning."

He took the Rubik's Cube, pointed to the red side that Lan Ze had put together and said: "Red represents everything related to fire, white represents glaciers and snowflakes, gray represents disease and plague, and black represents the dark hell. Every time you rotate Rubik's Cube, there will be very interesting things happen, do you want to try to put this Rubik's Cube back in place?"

Lan Ze took the Rubik's Cube from him, and the heavy jewel Rubik's Cube was shining brightly under the light, "Why does a Rubik's Cube have so many meanings? If you want to play, you can finish it by yourself.

Ran Chu said meaningfully: "This Rubik's Cube is just an ordinary Rubik's Cube in my hand, but it is a barely cute toy in your hand."

Lan Ze felt his head hurt when he heard that, he waved the Rubik's Cube in his hand, and raised his forehead to Ran Chu: "At this time, I feel that you look like a lunatic who is in the second grade, I have had enough of your nonsense, It's like nonsense from a 40-degree fever."

Ranchu smiled disapprovingly, took advantage of Lanze's inattention and pinched his sensual face, and quickly disappeared without a trace when the cub's anger came, but the excellent hearing still When the cub scolded angrily: "Don't beat me!"

The next day, Lan Ze, who was still asleep, was stuffed into a huge worm bag by Ranchu. He fell asleep in the bag, completely forgetting the one who said yesterday that he would not go to the larvae garden even if he died. who is the guy.

Under the blue sky in the larvae garden, the young males who had an early morning tea party on the lawn trotted and hid behind the big trees.

They are most afraid of seeing strangers, but they can't help their curiosity.

A little male in Lan Ze's class said: "He is the classmate who turned over the window, and we all call him Lan Xiao Ze."

Another handsome little male worm hugging a big tree snorted angrily: "I recognize him, my two dumbfounded people really like watching his live broadcast, they would rather watch the live broadcast at home than accompany me to the amusement park." , When watching the live broadcast, he still avoids me, saying something in his mouth for fear that I will imitate it, but he is obviously very enthusiastic about watching it."

The little male worm that climbed up the tree yesterday pouted angrily: "Big worm's mouth, you deceitful worm, they all said I'm weak, and if I touched it, my internal organs would shift and my spleen would rupture. I was crying so sad, I thought I would not see the sun tomorrow, but I climbed a 50-meter-high tree yesterday, and nothing happened."

The little males started chatting and discussing.

"Is climbing a tree fun?"

"It's fun!"

"Then let's climb the tree together, shall we?"

"Okay~"

In the classroom, Aozawa, who was sleeping drowsily, snored lightly with his little pink schoolbag on his pillow.

Just when he was sleeping soundly, Principal Zemu with white beard and hair came into the classroom with four little male insects, his white beard trembled, and he said sadly: "Why are you climbing trees again? You are all Zergs!" What should I do if I get hurt by knocking and bumping!"

A little male worm muttered softly: "But we tree-climbing worms all have wings, so I don't know what you are worried about."

Principal Zemu's white beard shook violently: "Just your little wings, which are thinner than paper, can be torn apart by a scrape from a tree branch. Why don't you let the insects worry about each other? You didn't have to worry about it before. They're all good boys, what's going on recently."

The little male pouted his mouth high.

The other little male had red eyes, and looked at the principal in aggrieved and shocked way: "But you never attacked me before, why did you do this, it's really strange."

Looking at the tearful little male, the headmaster couldn't stop being fierce. At this moment, this once powerful Zerg looked particularly helpless and vicissitudes.

Little males carrying small schoolbags walked into the classroom one after another. These slender males in pink uniforms sat on cartoon larvae chairs, took out snacks and pastries from their schoolbags and put them on the large pink classroom. They share with each other on the desks, and the little males shuttle between classes with their carefully baked snacks. The spacious and bright classroom is instantly filled with sweet aroma.

These little males share food every day, and they call these small snacks 'soft and cute little dots'.

If I eat my soft and cute little dots, I will be a bug, and I will hold hands when I go to the bathroom in the future.

Lan Ze was sleeping soundly on his schoolbag, a burst of sweet strawberry smell suddenly entered his nose, he finally raised his head from the small pink schoolbag, his blue-gold eyes blinked blankly.

In front of his eyes was a big bright strawberry and a cat's paw jellybean. The pretty little male with pink eyes was smiling sweetly at him, looking like a delicious soft bunny.

Not afraid of delicate girls, just afraid of delicate boys, thinking that they are all with handles, Lan Ze is very desperate.

You said that cigarettes are passed between men, but what is the meaning of passing strawberries and cat's claw jelly this morning.

When he was in a daze, another little male worm ran over and took out a handful of dried fish from a bag full of cartoon cats.

Then the two little males looked at him with innocent eyes blinking, and said sweetly: "Lan Xiaoze, what cute treats did you bring to share today?"

Lan Ze subconsciously went to take out his schoolbag, and took out a box of miniature bombs disguised as jelly beans.

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