Daughter-in-law

When Li Nanxuan returned to Yangmen Courtyard, Lu Zhou was sitting in the stone pavilion in the compound, surrounded by a group of big ghosts and some gods.

One of the middle-aged female ghosts said anxiously: "Xiaozhou, can you give me more attention and concentrate all your attention on the symbol, so that it will definitely be drawn well. Hey, it's obviously very simple. You can draw tens of thousands of silver talismans in one breath, but it won't work on you."

Lu Zhou said aggrievedly: "You don't even think about how many years you have lived, and how many years I have lived."

How can he compare a young man in his 20s with a ghost who is tens of thousands of years old?

Middle-aged female ghost: "..."

Elder Wan reassured everyone: "Don't worry, everyone, Xiaozhou has just entered the Taoist sect, and he hasn't been in touch with drawing talismans for a long time. He can draw purple talismans quite well. Give him a little more time. I believe he will be able to draw talismans." of."

An old man who looked older than Wan Lao and the others stroked his white beard and said: "This old man thinks that it's not that Xiaozhou can't be drawn, but that he hasn't fully focused on the silver talisman, so he If the power of the talisman cannot be conveyed to the talisman paper, the talisman cannot be drawn."

Several big ghosts also thought so, and nodded repeatedly.

"..." Lu Zhou raised his head and sighed, he shouldn't have committed suicide yesterday, otherwise he wouldn't have been forced to sit here and draw a talisman.And all of this started when he got up yesterday morning and saw Mr. Sheng suddenly wanting to smoke incense. When he got up, he saw Mr. Sheng smoking incense on a piece of incense. After smoking a few times, the four big ghosts were smoking a stick of incense, how pitiful they looked.

Suddenly, he remembered that he didn’t burn joss sticks for Weng Lao and the others on Ching Ming Festival. On the Ching Ming Festival, he invited all the big ghosts to visit Yangmen Yard at night, and then he asked the housekeeper to buy a bunch of the best joss stick paper money and burn them back for Weng Lao and the others.

Then last night when he was burning paper money, a female ghost said: "Xiaozhou, you can keep these paper money and burn them for your ancestors next time on Qingming Festival. We don't use Ming coins down here, and Ming coins are in the underworld." It’s so inflated, the boxes of paper money you have here seem to be a lot, but after changing the denomination to the same denomination as in Yangjian in the underworld, it’s not enough for you to buy these boxes of paper money in Yangjian.”

Lu Zhou took a moment to burn the coins, thought for a while and said, "I heard that there is a kind of magic seal coins popular in the underworld recently. Have you heard of them?"

Almost none of the big ghosts here have heard of it, only a little girl ghost said: "I heard that a ghost who passed by us outside the enchantment once said that this is a relative in Yangjian who asked Yangjian Taoist to inject spiritual power when writing on yellow paper, and then Burn it to relatives in the underworld, and then resell the talisman paper to ghost messengers or other ghosts in exchange for what they want. Ghost messengers and ghosts who buy yellow paper can absorb the spiritual power on the yellow paper into their bodies to increase their own power. Cultivation, later known as Fayin Mingcoin."

Other big ghosts have never heard of it before: "It can also absorb spiritual power to improve cultivation in this way."

Lu Zhou was a little surprised: "It turns out that Fa Yin Ming coins are used in this way, do you want me to write a few for you to try?"

"Do whatever you want." The big ghosts didn't expect them to absorb much spiritual power, maybe the spiritual power on paper might be equal to nothing.

Lu Zhou wrote a few Fa Yin Ming coins and burned them to them.

After they absorbed the spiritual power, they were both surprised and delighted. Not only did they improve their cultivation, but they also restored some of the magic power of the immortals.

Everyone became anxious, and not only asked him to write more Fa Yin Ming coins to burn for them, but also asked him to write more advanced talismans. Unfortunately, he could only draw purple talismans at most, as for silver and gold talismans. Think about it, and then there was the scene of being forced to write a silver talisman today.

Wan Lao said: "Xiaozhou, you can concentrate on writing a piece and try."

Lu Zhou said helplessly: "I'm already very concentrated, my brain and eyes are on the talisman, what do you want me to do?"

Big ghosts: "..."

"I think I have a way to make Grandpa more concentrated." Pan Mo said suddenly.

Everyone said to him: "What can you do?"

Pan Mo put his hands on Lu's shoulders, and whispered in his ear, "Master, look at the silver talisman paper first."

"..." Lu Zhou turned his gaze back to the silver talisman paper on the table.

"Now try to treat it as your Nanxuan's body..."

"..." The corners of everyone's eyes twitched, what kind of trick is this?

Lu Zhou: "..."

How could he regard a piece of paper as Li Nanxuan's body.

At the end of the pan, he continued: "Let the nib rest on the silver paper, then close your eyes, and recall every part of your Nanxuan's body..."

The corners of Lu Zhou's eyes twitched: "What do you want to do?"

"Just do as I tell you."

Lu Zhou glared at him and closed his eyes. Although he was not asked to see Li Nanxuan's unclothed appearance at the end of the game, his words were too misleading. As soon as he closed his eyes, Li Nanxuan's stalwart figure without clothes immediately appeared in his mind Suddenly, his body was boiling with excitement, and he really wanted to throw people down.

"Did you see your family Nanxuan? Master, which part of him do you like the most? Is it the ears, eyes, mouth, or his hands... Do you want to touch him? Do you want to use your hands? The pen in the book is walking around every part of his body?" At the end of the pan, he saw the corners of Lu Zhou's mouth rising uncontrollably, and he knew that he did what he said. He paused for a few seconds, and then said quickly: " You can now open your eyes and put your favorite parts on paper."

Lu Zhou was reluctant to open his eyes, and excitedly drew a few strokes quickly on the paper, as if painting on Li Nanxuan's body, with a contented and happy face.

Seeing that the ink marks finally appeared on the silver paper, everyone excitedly said, "He has written it, and finally he has written it."

They spent a whole morning and finally got Lu Zhou to write on the silver talisman.

At the beginning of the plate, he patted the end of the plate, and said with a smile: "You boy can do it."

At the end of the pan, he said: "Only Colonel Li allowed him to concentrate."

"Did you ever think that Grandpa might write the word 'dick' on it?"

At the end of the plate: "..."

After Lu Zhou finished writing, he held his chin with one hand and continued to laugh thinking about Li Nanxuan's body.

Elder Weng excitedly picked up the silver talisman and looked at it. On it was a door for worship, with three horizontal lines and one vertical line drawn in the middle of the door: "What is this character?"

The other big ghosts snatched the silver talisman, looked left and right: "It seems to be using words."

"But it's more than words."

Pan Mo and Pan Shi took a look, and the corners of their eyes twitched.

Weng Lao pushed Lu Zhou who was in a daze: "Xiaozhou, what character did you write? Is there such a character in simplified Chinese?"

Lu Zhou saw the drawing on the paper and said with a smile, "That's not a word."

"What is not a word?"

"I'm drawing eight-pack abs."

Everyone: "..."

"Puchi—" Li Nanxuan, who was standing behind the crowd, couldn't hold back his laughter anymore.

Everyone turned around when they heard the voice.

Lu Zhou's eyes lit up, he quickly threw away the pen, excitedly pushed aside the crowd and jumped on Li Nanxuan's body: "Nanxuan, you're back."

Li Nanxuan hugged him with a smile, and kissed him on the lips.

Weng Lao and the others hurriedly urged: "Go, go, go, if you want to make out, go back to your room and make out. After you're done making out, you should be thinking about drawing another talisman."

Li Nanxuan didn't care about everyone's stares and jokes, and quickly carried him back to the room. The moment he closed the door, he kissed Lu Zhou's lips again, with intense and passionate movements, incorporating all the thoughts of the past few days into the kiss. in.

Lu Zhou reacted just now when he closed his eyes and thought about Li Nanxuan's body, not to mention holding his fiery body now, he can't wait to take off Li Nanxuan's shirt while kissing, and touched his strong and broad back.

Li Nanxuan hugged him to the side of the bed, and fell on the bed.

Within half a minute, the room was filled with gasps and groans.

The two rolled on the bed for more than an hour before slowly stopping.

Lu Zhou lay on the bed panting slightly.

Li Nanxuan leaned on his back, lowered his head and kissed his shoulders and ear rims, and said in a hoarse voice: "I've heard about Asu, but fortunately you are here, otherwise Asu would be dragged to the underworld, and it is even possible Pushed to reincarnate in the animal realm."

Lu Zhou asked, "Do you know who did it?"

Li Nanxuan clasped his fingers with him and said, "I haven't found out who did it, but even if I haven't found out, I can probably guess who it is."

"Who?"

"Leng Yan." A cold light flashed in Li Nanxuan's eyes: "The car accident of Zun's parents should also be caused by him."

Lu Zhou's expression froze.

"His purpose of dealing with Asu and the others is actually to deal with me, he wants me to die, and even hurts the people around me to make me feel guilty and painful, otherwise he will find evil beasts to deal with Asu, but Leng Yan didn't I thought about it, but I didn’t think about it, someone sent me his criminal evidence, as well as his whereabouts in the last few days, and then I left Kyoto to find him.”

Lu Zhou asked, "Then did you catch him?"

"No, at that time he was sweeping the tomb, and other members of the Leng family were there. They helped Leng Yan escape together, but it was not fruitless. At least I knew where his hometown was. After disappearing, not only changed to Leng, but also other surnames."

When Lu Zhou heard that Leng Yan had run away, he buried his face in the pillow depressedly.

Li Caixuan noticed that he was in a bad mood, kissed his neck and asked, "What's wrong?"

"It's okay." Lu Zhou asked with his head sideways: "By the way, how did Leng Yan manage to be ruthless about life and death? Is he so capable?"

"Do you still remember when I said that the Buddha gave our four clans special abilities? He is the heir, and his ability is control. He can control demons and ghosts. The ghosts in the underworld are ghosts, so he may have controlled a certain The judge has made a move on the life and death book, but his ability should be the same as mine, and he is not flexible enough to use it. He only temporarily controls the judge and the evil beast, but it is enough to consume a lot of his spiritual power. It is estimated that he will not appear again for a while. , and wait for the spiritual power to recover before making trouble again."

Lu Zhou asked, "Can he control gods and humans?"

"Special abilities can't control gods and people, but if you use mystic skills, he can confuse them to do things for him." Li Nanxuan turned over and hugged Lu Zhou in his arms: "I asked Azun and the others to come out for dinner at six o'clock in the evening. , while there is still some time to rest, take a rest first."

"Ah."

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