Daughter-in-law
Chapter 133
Li Zijun pointed to the three characters on the silver talisman and said, "I'm more curious now, Xiaozhou only needs to write on it to have the effect written on the talisman?"
Lu Zhou nodded.
"..." Everyone was surprised again. They had never seen or heard of it before. There are such strange people in this world. Don't they want some talisman, just write a word?
Li Zijun said to Lu Zhou, "Xiaozhou, try writing another silver talisman."
Lu Zhou was ashamed: "I can't write it."
"Is it lack of spiritual power?"
Lu Zhou said honestly: "No, I never consume spiritual power to draw talismans, and I don't know what spiritual power is, but I just can't write it."
Everyone couldn't believe it: "Drawing symbols doesn't consume spiritual power? Then how did you write them?"
"It's written like normal writing."
Everyone: "!!!!!!"
Li Keqiu asked: "Drawing silver talismans doesn't consume spiritual energy?"
Lu Zhou nodded: "Yes."
Li Zijun came back to his senses and said: "Since you can't draw silver talismans now, you can use other talismans to write and see. I want to see if you can make talismans by writing real characters."
Lu Zhou took out the yellow talisman paper and asked, "What do you want me to write?"
"casual."
Everyone looked at the soft-tipped pen in his hand and the way he held the pen, and felt speechless again. This person really regards drawing symbols as writing.
"Oh." Lu Zhou thought for a while, and wrote: Dancing
Li Zijun's eyes twitched: "Can't you write something normal?"
Lu Zhou laughed and said, "If it's too normal, it won't reflect the special features of the talismans I draw, so writing special ones can also entertain everyone."
Everyone: "..."
The problem is no one wants to be the one to entertain.
"..." Li Zijun picked up the yellow talisman.
The others were afraid that he would stick to them, so they hurriedly jumped away, staying ten feet away from him.
Li Zijun hooked his lips: "What are you afraid of?"
Li Jianshen said: "If you are not afraid, you can stick it on yourself and try."
"You really don't want to teach me a lesson, how dare you let my uncle do a sexy dance." Li Zijun turned his eyes and quickly stuck to Lu Zhou who hadn't run away.
Everyone stared at Lu Zhou.
Li Nanxuan said: "The talisman he wrote is useless to him."
Everyone was surprised.
"It's useless to him? That's good." Seeing that Lu Zhou didn't respond, Li Zijun tore off the talisman again and looked at the others, and then looked at Li Yuanyuan with a curious expression on his face.
He smiled "gently" at the child and said, "Xiao Yuanyuan, I will wrong you this time."
Li Weihua was startled, but unfortunately it was too late to take the child away, the yellow talisman had already been pasted on Li Yuanyuan's body.
Li Zijun stopped him from tearing the talisman off: "Don't tear it off, let's see what's going on first."
Li Yuanyuan jumped up immediately. Her body is very soft after learning dance for a year, and she shook her small body at the beginning. It's a pity that she is young and her body is small. She has no waist and she can't show the essence of Yanwu at all. He seemed to be shaking like a cramp all over his body, and then imitated the grown-ups to wink, and the grown-ups present were all convulsed with laughter.
Someone asked Li Weihua: "Weihua, did your wife send Xiao Yuanyuan to learn sex dance before?"
Li Weihua wiped away tears from the corners of his eyes: "No, she learned ordinary dances. I've seen them all. They're just ordinary children's dances."
Li Jianshen asked: "Could it be that she went to school with TV?"
"She is so young, how can I show her these TVs."
Li Keqiu raised his eyebrows: "Could it be that what Xiaozhou writes, the other party will know, even if the other party has never learned anything."
Lu Zhou was stunned: "I don't know, and I haven't tried it. It shouldn't be so magical. If it is really like what you said, my talisman will become invincible. I just write a top pianist and stick it on someone else, and the other party will be ashamed." Can become a great pianist."
Li Zijun said: "You try to write another one, and you will know if it works."
Lu Zhou asked Li Weihua: "What can Aunt Yuan Yuan not know?"
"There are many things she doesn't know, and she doesn't know how to draw symbols."
"Then I write the character?"
Li Zijun frowned: "This should not work, she doesn't have much spiritual power, let alone whether she can draw it, maybe she will collapse halfway through the drawing."
Li Weihua also didn't want to make fun of his daughter's body: "Change it, change it, by the way, she doesn't know how to draw."
Lu Zhou wrote on the yellow talisman: draw a sketch
Li Zijun first asked his servants to find paper and pens, then tore off the talisman for dancing, and pasted the talisman for drawing on it.
Li Yuanyuan took a pen and scribbled on the paper.
Lu Zhou smiled and said, "Sure enough."
Li Zijun said: "Xiao Yuanyuan probably did the sex dance because she accidentally saw it on TV."
Li Weihua tore off Li Yuanyuan's talisman.
Li Yuanyuan came back to his senses, looked at the pen and drawing book in his hand, his eyes were dazed, he didn't know what he was doing.
Li Weihua quickly asked, "Does Yuan Yuan feel tired or uncomfortable?"
Li Yuanyuan shook his head: "No."
Li Weihua felt relieved.
Li Keqiu came out and said, "Now tell me if I really kissed everyone before."
Li Weihua's father, Li Jianbo, took out his mobile phone and said with a smile, "Uncle, I even took a video, do you want to watch it?"
Li Keqiu grabbed the phone and turned on the video. When he saw that he was madly kissing anyone, his face immediately darkened. He had never been ashamed before, but this was the first time he was so humiliated. Immediately, he pinched the screen of the phone and exploded.
"Uncle, my mobile phone." Li Jianbo hurriedly snatched it back, but the screen of the mobile phone could no longer be displayed.
Li Jian smiled deeply and said, "It deserves it."
Li Keqiu turned around with a dark face: "From now on, everyone will kneel in the ancestral hall until Xiaozhou draws the silver talisman."
Li Jian's deep smile froze: "Uncle, are you joking?"
"I couldn't be more serious." Li Keqiu took out the elder's seal and gave an order.
Everyone howled.
"It's Xiaozhou and Nanxuan who put the silver talisman on your feet, and you are the one who kisses anyone. We are innocent, why are we the ones who are punished?"
"That's right, what year and month will it take for Xiaozhou to draw the silver talisman? Could it be that he can't draw it in his lifetime, and we have to kneel for the rest of his life."
Li Keqiu lowered his face: "Hurry up and go."
Li Weihua said: "Yuan Yuan is still young, so he can't kneel for such a long time."
Li Keqiu glanced at Lu Zhou: "I don't want her to kneel for so long, so let Xiao Zhou draw it quickly."
"..." Lu Zhou felt a lot of pressure.
As soon as the elder's seal came out, everyone could only obediently go to the ancestral hall.
Li Keqiu looked at Li Zijun who was still standing in the yard.
Li Zijun raised his eyebrows: "I am older than you, you can't punish me."
Li Keqiu: "..."
"Sure enough, seniority is a good thing." Li Zijun turned and left with a smile.
Lu Zhou, who came to the ancestral hall, asked Li Nanxuan: "Didn't you say that the No. [-] military order is very effective? Can I take it out and let Uncle Tian take back the punishment?"
"The military order is used to order other people to do other things, tasks or have decision-making power, not to eliminate punishment. The elder's seal has the right to punish the person in charge and other members of the Li family. The greater the power of the sigil."
Lu Zhou knelt down on the ground in resignation, and obediently took out the talisman paper and pen.
Li Jianshen brought a small table and put it in front of Lu Zhou, and comforted him: "Xiao Zhou, don't put too much pressure on yourself, if the silver talisman is so good to draw, my uncle who has lived for 300 years would have drawn it long ago, and there is no need to worry about it." I have not been able to draw a silver talisman until now."
"Yes, don't put pressure on yourself, first think about how you drew the silver talisman before, and then find the feeling from the previous one."
Lu Zhou felt ashamed when he heard this. He couldn't possibly think about Li Nanxuan or other messy things every time he drew a talisman, right?Besides, it is not something that can be drawn just by thinking about it.
Li Nanxuan rubbed his hair: "Don't worry, find your way slowly. If you can draw twice before, it means you can draw the third time."
Lu Zhou nodded, biting the tip of his pen and thinking slowly.
In order not to disturb him, everyone knelt quietly, and in front of the ancestors, no one dared to do other things presumptuously.
Suddenly the sky outside was covered with dark clouds and darkened.
The members of the Li family subconsciously glanced out.
"Bang—" the deafening thunder suddenly exploded.
"Father." Li Yuanyuan hid in Li Weihua's arms in fear.
"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid." Li Weihua patted her on the back.
Lu Zhou was overjoyed: "Is Lei Gong here?"
Li Nanxuan asked with a smile: "If Lei Gong comes, what do you want to do?"
"Of course I took him to see Mother Dian. You don't even know that during the few days when you are not at home, Mother Dian comes up to generate electricity whenever she is free, especially the electricity generated when Lao Zao and Grandma Zao Wang are in love. It can provide electricity to people all over the world, if this continues, Yangmen courtyard will be destroyed sooner or later.”
Li Jianshen and the others laughed when they heard this.
Li Weihua said: "The dark clouds came too suddenly and too strangely, it doesn't look like thunder struck by a thunderbolt."
Lu Zhou was curious: "Apart from Lei Gong, who else can make thunder."
The members of the Li family looked at each other and said, "Dragon."
"Dragon!!!" Lu Zhou's eyes became brighter, this is the auspiciousness mentioned in the legend.
It's a pity that there were dark clouds outside for a long time, there was also heavy rain for most of the day, and there was thunder and lightning for most of the day, he didn't see the shadow of the dragon in a daze.
At nine o'clock in the evening, the dark clouds cleared, and everyone's stomachs were already growling with hunger. Li Yuanyuan was so obedient that he never cried out that he was hungry or tired.
Li Keqiu came to the ancestral hall and asked, "Did you draw it?"
Lu Zhou smiled awkwardly: "No."
He patronized and wanted to see the dragon before, but he didn't even see a hair.
Li Zijun who came in from behind said, "Everyone get up."
Li Keqiu snorted coldly.
Li Zijun said: "Okay, you have been drawing talismans for more than 200 years and have not drawn the silver talisman. How dare you force a young man in his 20s to draw it right away?"
He saw that Li Keqiu punished the juniors just for his own face.
Li Keqiu: "..."
Li Zijun said to Lu Zhou and the others: "You go to our courtyard for dinner first, and then go back and have a good rest."
Everyone propped up their weak and aching legs and left the ancestral hall. After eating, they went back to their own courtyards to sleep.
In the middle of the night, the thunder bombarded again, making people uneasy.
In the morning of the next day, people from the Dai family called the Li family, saying that someone saw a dragon doing evil in Qianbai City, and asked the people from the Li family to help subdue it.
Author’s gossip: Please recommend tickets——Thank you Yedu, Lisami, Husband sleeps well after beating, and Chaos an egg for the reward and gift, okay?
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Lu Zhou nodded.
"..." Everyone was surprised again. They had never seen or heard of it before. There are such strange people in this world. Don't they want some talisman, just write a word?
Li Zijun said to Lu Zhou, "Xiaozhou, try writing another silver talisman."
Lu Zhou was ashamed: "I can't write it."
"Is it lack of spiritual power?"
Lu Zhou said honestly: "No, I never consume spiritual power to draw talismans, and I don't know what spiritual power is, but I just can't write it."
Everyone couldn't believe it: "Drawing symbols doesn't consume spiritual power? Then how did you write them?"
"It's written like normal writing."
Everyone: "!!!!!!"
Li Keqiu asked: "Drawing silver talismans doesn't consume spiritual energy?"
Lu Zhou nodded: "Yes."
Li Zijun came back to his senses and said: "Since you can't draw silver talismans now, you can use other talismans to write and see. I want to see if you can make talismans by writing real characters."
Lu Zhou took out the yellow talisman paper and asked, "What do you want me to write?"
"casual."
Everyone looked at the soft-tipped pen in his hand and the way he held the pen, and felt speechless again. This person really regards drawing symbols as writing.
"Oh." Lu Zhou thought for a while, and wrote: Dancing
Li Zijun's eyes twitched: "Can't you write something normal?"
Lu Zhou laughed and said, "If it's too normal, it won't reflect the special features of the talismans I draw, so writing special ones can also entertain everyone."
Everyone: "..."
The problem is no one wants to be the one to entertain.
"..." Li Zijun picked up the yellow talisman.
The others were afraid that he would stick to them, so they hurriedly jumped away, staying ten feet away from him.
Li Zijun hooked his lips: "What are you afraid of?"
Li Jianshen said: "If you are not afraid, you can stick it on yourself and try."
"You really don't want to teach me a lesson, how dare you let my uncle do a sexy dance." Li Zijun turned his eyes and quickly stuck to Lu Zhou who hadn't run away.
Everyone stared at Lu Zhou.
Li Nanxuan said: "The talisman he wrote is useless to him."
Everyone was surprised.
"It's useless to him? That's good." Seeing that Lu Zhou didn't respond, Li Zijun tore off the talisman again and looked at the others, and then looked at Li Yuanyuan with a curious expression on his face.
He smiled "gently" at the child and said, "Xiao Yuanyuan, I will wrong you this time."
Li Weihua was startled, but unfortunately it was too late to take the child away, the yellow talisman had already been pasted on Li Yuanyuan's body.
Li Zijun stopped him from tearing the talisman off: "Don't tear it off, let's see what's going on first."
Li Yuanyuan jumped up immediately. Her body is very soft after learning dance for a year, and she shook her small body at the beginning. It's a pity that she is young and her body is small. She has no waist and she can't show the essence of Yanwu at all. He seemed to be shaking like a cramp all over his body, and then imitated the grown-ups to wink, and the grown-ups present were all convulsed with laughter.
Someone asked Li Weihua: "Weihua, did your wife send Xiao Yuanyuan to learn sex dance before?"
Li Weihua wiped away tears from the corners of his eyes: "No, she learned ordinary dances. I've seen them all. They're just ordinary children's dances."
Li Jianshen asked: "Could it be that she went to school with TV?"
"She is so young, how can I show her these TVs."
Li Keqiu raised his eyebrows: "Could it be that what Xiaozhou writes, the other party will know, even if the other party has never learned anything."
Lu Zhou was stunned: "I don't know, and I haven't tried it. It shouldn't be so magical. If it is really like what you said, my talisman will become invincible. I just write a top pianist and stick it on someone else, and the other party will be ashamed." Can become a great pianist."
Li Zijun said: "You try to write another one, and you will know if it works."
Lu Zhou asked Li Weihua: "What can Aunt Yuan Yuan not know?"
"There are many things she doesn't know, and she doesn't know how to draw symbols."
"Then I write the character?"
Li Zijun frowned: "This should not work, she doesn't have much spiritual power, let alone whether she can draw it, maybe she will collapse halfway through the drawing."
Li Weihua also didn't want to make fun of his daughter's body: "Change it, change it, by the way, she doesn't know how to draw."
Lu Zhou wrote on the yellow talisman: draw a sketch
Li Zijun first asked his servants to find paper and pens, then tore off the talisman for dancing, and pasted the talisman for drawing on it.
Li Yuanyuan took a pen and scribbled on the paper.
Lu Zhou smiled and said, "Sure enough."
Li Zijun said: "Xiao Yuanyuan probably did the sex dance because she accidentally saw it on TV."
Li Weihua tore off Li Yuanyuan's talisman.
Li Yuanyuan came back to his senses, looked at the pen and drawing book in his hand, his eyes were dazed, he didn't know what he was doing.
Li Weihua quickly asked, "Does Yuan Yuan feel tired or uncomfortable?"
Li Yuanyuan shook his head: "No."
Li Weihua felt relieved.
Li Keqiu came out and said, "Now tell me if I really kissed everyone before."
Li Weihua's father, Li Jianbo, took out his mobile phone and said with a smile, "Uncle, I even took a video, do you want to watch it?"
Li Keqiu grabbed the phone and turned on the video. When he saw that he was madly kissing anyone, his face immediately darkened. He had never been ashamed before, but this was the first time he was so humiliated. Immediately, he pinched the screen of the phone and exploded.
"Uncle, my mobile phone." Li Jianbo hurriedly snatched it back, but the screen of the mobile phone could no longer be displayed.
Li Jian smiled deeply and said, "It deserves it."
Li Keqiu turned around with a dark face: "From now on, everyone will kneel in the ancestral hall until Xiaozhou draws the silver talisman."
Li Jian's deep smile froze: "Uncle, are you joking?"
"I couldn't be more serious." Li Keqiu took out the elder's seal and gave an order.
Everyone howled.
"It's Xiaozhou and Nanxuan who put the silver talisman on your feet, and you are the one who kisses anyone. We are innocent, why are we the ones who are punished?"
"That's right, what year and month will it take for Xiaozhou to draw the silver talisman? Could it be that he can't draw it in his lifetime, and we have to kneel for the rest of his life."
Li Keqiu lowered his face: "Hurry up and go."
Li Weihua said: "Yuan Yuan is still young, so he can't kneel for such a long time."
Li Keqiu glanced at Lu Zhou: "I don't want her to kneel for so long, so let Xiao Zhou draw it quickly."
"..." Lu Zhou felt a lot of pressure.
As soon as the elder's seal came out, everyone could only obediently go to the ancestral hall.
Li Keqiu looked at Li Zijun who was still standing in the yard.
Li Zijun raised his eyebrows: "I am older than you, you can't punish me."
Li Keqiu: "..."
"Sure enough, seniority is a good thing." Li Zijun turned and left with a smile.
Lu Zhou, who came to the ancestral hall, asked Li Nanxuan: "Didn't you say that the No. [-] military order is very effective? Can I take it out and let Uncle Tian take back the punishment?"
"The military order is used to order other people to do other things, tasks or have decision-making power, not to eliminate punishment. The elder's seal has the right to punish the person in charge and other members of the Li family. The greater the power of the sigil."
Lu Zhou knelt down on the ground in resignation, and obediently took out the talisman paper and pen.
Li Jianshen brought a small table and put it in front of Lu Zhou, and comforted him: "Xiao Zhou, don't put too much pressure on yourself, if the silver talisman is so good to draw, my uncle who has lived for 300 years would have drawn it long ago, and there is no need to worry about it." I have not been able to draw a silver talisman until now."
"Yes, don't put pressure on yourself, first think about how you drew the silver talisman before, and then find the feeling from the previous one."
Lu Zhou felt ashamed when he heard this. He couldn't possibly think about Li Nanxuan or other messy things every time he drew a talisman, right?Besides, it is not something that can be drawn just by thinking about it.
Li Nanxuan rubbed his hair: "Don't worry, find your way slowly. If you can draw twice before, it means you can draw the third time."
Lu Zhou nodded, biting the tip of his pen and thinking slowly.
In order not to disturb him, everyone knelt quietly, and in front of the ancestors, no one dared to do other things presumptuously.
Suddenly the sky outside was covered with dark clouds and darkened.
The members of the Li family subconsciously glanced out.
"Bang—" the deafening thunder suddenly exploded.
"Father." Li Yuanyuan hid in Li Weihua's arms in fear.
"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid." Li Weihua patted her on the back.
Lu Zhou was overjoyed: "Is Lei Gong here?"
Li Nanxuan asked with a smile: "If Lei Gong comes, what do you want to do?"
"Of course I took him to see Mother Dian. You don't even know that during the few days when you are not at home, Mother Dian comes up to generate electricity whenever she is free, especially the electricity generated when Lao Zao and Grandma Zao Wang are in love. It can provide electricity to people all over the world, if this continues, Yangmen courtyard will be destroyed sooner or later.”
Li Jianshen and the others laughed when they heard this.
Li Weihua said: "The dark clouds came too suddenly and too strangely, it doesn't look like thunder struck by a thunderbolt."
Lu Zhou was curious: "Apart from Lei Gong, who else can make thunder."
The members of the Li family looked at each other and said, "Dragon."
"Dragon!!!" Lu Zhou's eyes became brighter, this is the auspiciousness mentioned in the legend.
It's a pity that there were dark clouds outside for a long time, there was also heavy rain for most of the day, and there was thunder and lightning for most of the day, he didn't see the shadow of the dragon in a daze.
At nine o'clock in the evening, the dark clouds cleared, and everyone's stomachs were already growling with hunger. Li Yuanyuan was so obedient that he never cried out that he was hungry or tired.
Li Keqiu came to the ancestral hall and asked, "Did you draw it?"
Lu Zhou smiled awkwardly: "No."
He patronized and wanted to see the dragon before, but he didn't even see a hair.
Li Zijun who came in from behind said, "Everyone get up."
Li Keqiu snorted coldly.
Li Zijun said: "Okay, you have been drawing talismans for more than 200 years and have not drawn the silver talisman. How dare you force a young man in his 20s to draw it right away?"
He saw that Li Keqiu punished the juniors just for his own face.
Li Keqiu: "..."
Li Zijun said to Lu Zhou and the others: "You go to our courtyard for dinner first, and then go back and have a good rest."
Everyone propped up their weak and aching legs and left the ancestral hall. After eating, they went back to their own courtyards to sleep.
In the middle of the night, the thunder bombarded again, making people uneasy.
In the morning of the next day, people from the Dai family called the Li family, saying that someone saw a dragon doing evil in Qianbai City, and asked the people from the Li family to help subdue it.
Author’s gossip: Please recommend tickets——Thank you Yedu, Lisami, Husband sleeps well after beating, and Chaos an egg for the reward and gift, okay?
·
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