Daughter-in-law

Lu Zhou was blessed by the God of Fortune, and he arrived at the entrance of the alley where Shuaishen fell to the ground very smoothly.

"Little baby, if you take a few steps closer, you will be unlucky to death." Suddenly a voice sounded above your head.

Lu Zhou looked up, and saw a man sitting on the lampstand of a street lamp, eating stinky tofu slowly: "You...you are gluttonous."

It has only been about two months since I saw Taotie last time, so I still remember the other person's appearance.

"Yes." Taotie was very impressed with Lu Zhou who caught the black dragon with his bare hands, otherwise he would not have spoken out.

Lu Zhou asked him, "Are you here to wake up the bad god?"

Taotie ate the tofu with bad breath and said, "I'm just passing by."

Lu Zhou: "..."

He thought it was the special department of the state who had come to him to find Shuaishen.

"I smelled Huangquan brewing from Shuaishen, and according to the strength of the alcohol smell, it will take at least five days for him to wake up." Taotie ate another mouthful of stinky tofu and said with a smile: "In the five days , the humans in Sea Breeze City will suffer.”

Lu Zhou asked: "Human beings will suffer, are you so happy?"

"I find it very interesting to see human beings having bad luck."

Lu Zhou: "..."

Dare to treat human beings as fun.

He also didn't expect Taotie to help wake up the bad god.

Lu Zhou continued to walk forward.

Taotie no longer stopped Lu Zhou, and continued to eat the stinky tofu in the bowl.In fact, this time, the national special management department sent him out to find the God of Plague, and then asked the God of Plague not to spread the plague again, otherwise the people would die.

But he didn't tell the people in the special management department about this news, anyway, they didn't let him go to Shuaishen, so he won't intervene in this matter, but now he is more curious about this human being who can catch the black dragon with his bare hands Is there any way to wake up the degenerate spirit who drank Huangquan brew.

When Lu Zhou was still 15 meters away from Shuaishen, he immediately noticed that the atmosphere around him was very different. He didn't dare to move any more, fearing that if he took a step forward, he would be unable to resist even the blessings on him. He took out a A cup with a silver talisman on it, which reads: A microphone that can make the gods sober

Then, he shouted to Shuaishen: "Master Shuaishen, can you hear me? Please wake up and don't sleep again."

Taotie raised his eyebrows. In his eyes, Lu Zhou was just talking into a cup, and the volume of his speech was about the same as that of his conversation just now, not loudly. Are you sure this can wake up the drunken Shuaishen?

"Master Shuaishen, Lord Shuaishen, Lord Shuaishen..." Lu Zhou kept calling like chanting.

Biaoshen, who was lying on the ground like a dead person, suddenly moved, turned over, and lay face-on to the sky.

Seeing him move, Lu Zhou's eyes brightened, and he continued to shout: "Master Shuaishen, Lord Shuaishen, Lord Shuaishen..."

"Who called me?" Shuaishen muttered unhappily.

Lu Zhou hurriedly said: "Master Shuaishen, don't sleep anymore, if you sleep again, the people in the city will suffer a lot."

"People? What people?" Shuaishen struggled to hold up half of his body, shook his head with a splitting headache, and turned to look at Lu Zhou.

"People are people. If you spread bad luck to human beings, human beings will always be unlucky, and if they are unlucky, they may die."

Shuaishen looked at Lu Zhou and tilted his head: "You, you, you are..."

Because he was too drunk, he couldn't see Lu Zhou's figure very clearly. However, he felt a very familiar aura from Lu Zhou's body. He was startled and jumped up quickly: "You... It's the God of Fortune."

Lu Zhou: "..."

Taotie looked at Lu Zhou, this man is the God of Fortune?Why don't they look like each other?Could it be the reincarnation of God of Fortune?But if the God of Fortune is reincarnated, he has no reason not to see it.

Lu Zhou said, "I'm not..."

"You are..." Shuaishen flew in front of Lu Zhou, saw the blessing seal on Lu Zhou's forehead, and said drunkenly, "Don't lie to me, you are the God of Fortune, you bad guy, you have already been sealed After thousands of years, Fairy Baihua still misses you..."

Lu Zhou was stunned: "Fairy Baihua likes God of Fortune?"

"Yes, what's good about you, isn't it that you can bring blessings to others, but are you as good at coaxing women as I am? Are you as considerate as I am? Do you like Fairy Baihua as much as I do? No, you don't even like Baihua. Fairy, you blind guy, Baihua Fairy is so beautiful, you don't like him."

From his words, Lu Zhou heard that Fairy Baihua should be young and beautiful. How could she like God of Fortune who looks like an old man: "God of Fortune looks so old? How could Fairy Baihua like him?"

Hey, didn't he come to wake up the bad god?How did you talk to Shuaishen?

"Master Shuaishen, I'm sorry." Lu Zhou took out a glass of water with a silver amulet on it, and poured it on Shuaishen's face.

"You..." Shuaishen's face paused, and he became even more excited: "You splashed me, but you actually splashed me with water, even if you snatched my favorite fairy, you still splashed me with water."

Then, bang bang bang—

The bulbs of the surrounding street lamps all exploded, and the alley became pitch black, and something fell from the tall buildings, hitting Lu Zhou and the others at their feet.

Because of the mood change of the bad spirit, everything around was either exploding or falling down. People living nearby were awakened by the noise, and several families looked out. However, the street lights below were all broken, and no one could clearly see what was going on. , and dare not go downstairs to check at will.

"Sorry, sorry, Lord Shuaishen, please take a serious look at who I am." Lu Zhou quickly pressed his shoulder

Shuaishen, who was a little sober, stared at Lu Zhou again and again, and found that the other party was not the God of Fortune: "Who are you?"

"My name is Lu Zhou, Lord Shuaishen, can you put away the bad... er... aura on your body first, as an ordinary mortal, if I can't stand your powerful aura, I will die."

Shuaishen froze for a moment, looked down at himself, and then put away the bad breath on his body.

Lu Zhou breathed a sigh of relief, and quickly took out another glass of water from the interspatial ring. There was a pile of black ash in it, which was the hangover hangover silver talisman written by him, and he let Li Nanxuan burn it to ashes and put it in the water: "Master Shuaishen, what do you say?" Are you thirsty? Drink a glass of water."

Shuaishen looked dizzily at the water in the glass: "What is that black thing floating on the water?"

Lu Zhou lied without changing his face, "Tea tea."

Shuaishen took the cup and drank it all in one gulp: "It's delicious, let's have another cup."

Fortunately, Lu Zhou was worried that a glass of water would not be enough to relieve the hangover, so he prepared several glasses of water, and he immediately took out another glass for him.

After drinking the talisman water, Shaoshen became sober, looked at Lu Zhou's eyebrows and said, "You are not the God of Fortune, why do you have the seal of the God of Fortune?"

Lu Zhou explained: "Because of the college entrance examination last time, I borrowed some blessings from Lord Fushen, hoping that I can successfully enter the university."

"Hum." Shuaishen was very upset, and began to release the bad energy in his body again. Fortunately, there was not much bad energy released: "You mortals are snobbish, and you have liked the God of Fortune since ancient times, and you should avoid me, the bad god. Not enough, never enshrined to me."

If it was normal, Shuaishen would never be so vulnerable, it was because of drinking that he would express his dissatisfaction.

Seeing that he was so angry and sad, Lu Zhou didn't know what to do. He was not a flatterer, and he couldn't flatter or speak against his will to Shuaishen, and he couldn't tell lies to please him, because he knew that gods don't like things that don't tell the truth. People, you can see this from Lao Zao and the others, otherwise they would be even more unhappy.

He thought for a while and said: "Master Shuaishen, don't underestimate yourself too much. The reason why there are two gods in the world, the God of Fortune and the God of Shuai, must have a certain reason for their existence. Yes, it is undeniable that mortals prefer blessings. Because Fushen can bring all kinds of good fortune to mortals, if luck is good, people will be happier and their mood will be cheerful, but Master Shuaishen can also make people happy."

Shuaishen said in a muffled voice, "Why are you happy?"

"For example, if you let the bad guys have bad luck and bring bad luck to the bad guys, such things will definitely make many mortals feel very happy, extremely happy, and even clap their hands. Some people will say that Mr. Shuaishen did a great job. But Fukujin-sama can’t do this, and even bad situations will happen, for example, when Fukujin-sama brings good fortune to someone, it will attract the jealousy of others, and some people will be jealous of how lucky people are so lucky , and then it is possible to do things for people who want good fortune."

Shuaishen said happily: "It makes sense."

Lu Zhou smiled and continued: "For another example, without the existence of Lord Shuaishen, how can he bring out the charm of Lord Fushen? If a person's luck is always particularly good, he will not feel how good God of Fortune is."

Shuaishen nodded: "Yes, young man, I love what you say."

"My lord, are you sober now?"

"I'm not drunk."

Lu Zhou: "..."

Generally, people who are drunk say they are not drunk. Could it be that Shuaishen is still awake?

Shuaishen said: "Because I like you so much, I also want to mark you as bad."

"Huh?" Lu Zhou was taken aback.Isn't that right, beat bad printing?Can you refuse? If you refuse, will the bad god be angry?What I just said may be in vain.

"Puchi—" Hiding in the dark and eavesdropping on Taotie, he couldn't help laughing out loud.

Shuaishen turned his head: "Who's there?"

Taotie quickly hides his aura.

Lu Zhou didn't intend to let him go: "It's Taotie, it also wants to mark you as bad."

Taotie scoffed, and ignored them.

"So it's that ghost who loves to eat, so ignore him." Shuaishen turned his head and raised his hand to take out the seal of Fushen.

Lu Zhou hurriedly shouted: "Wait, it can't be taken out."

Shuai Shen lowered his face: "You don't like my bad seal?"

"No, no, I need Fuyin to help me tide over the difficulties recently."

The drunken Shuaishen was unreasonable at all: "But I want to put my bad name on it."

Lu Zhou blushed: "Then let's discuss it."

Bad God: "You say."

"Don't take off my blessing seal, but put the bad seal beside me, what do you think?"

Shuaishen thought for a while, then nodded.

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