Daughter-in-law

Shuaishen thought of the beginning, but did not guess the final result.

He forgot that he is just a small god statue now, and the magic power on his body is of course not as high as his body, so how could he escape the pursuit of Fairy Baihua.

Within half an hour, he was caught by Fairy Baihua.

Fairy Baihua saw the red thread tied to the statue, and saw that the person hiding in the statue was Shuaishen, she couldn't believe it, and said, "Shangshen, is it you?"

Shuaishen quickly denied: "It's not me."

"Ziwei Xingjun's marriage is actually you."

If it was someone else, Fairy Baihua would still accept it, but she liked her Faint God who had been in love for tens of thousands of years, and was also despised by everyone.

"It's not me, it's really not me, listen to me..."

Fairy Baihua felt revenge, because Shuaishen liked her at first, and she liked Ziwei Xingjun, so she thought that Shuaishen went to find Ziwei because she couldn't get her after chasing her for so many years. Mr. Weixing, let Mr. Ziweixing fall in love with him, and let God make a marriage for them, then she will have no chance to be with Mr. Ziweixing again.

The more she thought about this possibility, the more she was very angry. She didn't want to listen to what Baishen had to say, so she quickly threw it out.

"Ah—Fairy Baihua is really not what you think, listen to my explanation." Shuaishen said anxiously: "Ziwei Xingjun and I..."

Since Fairy Baihua threw the statue with her divine power, she used too much force, and before Shuaishen finished speaking, the spiritual consciousness in the statue was ejected.

Shuaishen's eyes went dark, and when he opened his eyes again, he returned to the Heavenly Palace.

He jumped up anxiously: "It's all my fault, it's all my fault for my bad idea. If it wasn't for such a bad idea, things wouldn't have turned out like this. Fairy Baihua must now regard me as Ziwei Xingjun's marriage."

Shuaishen looked at the red thread in his hand: "No, I have to go down to earth again to untie the red thread, and I have to explain it clearly to Fairy Baihua. By the way, I also need to get back my seal of decline."

But the Emperor of Heaven asked him to contemplate behind closed doors for half a year, what if he couldn't go down to earth?

Huaishen scratched his head in distress, and suddenly, he thought of Tianmu.

The Emperor of Heaven would not let him go down to earth, so he could ask the Heavenly Mother for instructions. As long as the Heavenly Mother agreed, he would not worry about it.

Shuaishen immediately flew out of Xianfu to Jiuhua Palace where Tianmu Empress lived.

When Tianmu heard that Shuaishen, who was punished and imprisoned by the Heavenly Emperor, wanted to see her, she asked someone to pass him in curiously. Then she saw the red thread tied on Shuaishen's finger at a glance. She curled her lips slightly and asked, "Look for this What's the matter?"

Shuaishen knelt down quickly, and said what he had thought up early in the morning: "Because the little god got drunk and made an unforgivable mistake in the underworld, which caused chaos in the world, the little god blamed himself very much, so I want to invite the mother of heaven Give the little god a chance to make up for his mistakes, and let the little god go down to benefit the world."

Tianmu Empress almost laughed out loud when she heard this.

How to be a god of decline to bless people?It would be nice not to cause trouble.

The Heavenly Mother pretended to think for a moment before nodding her head in agreement, and she agreed because of the person on the other side of the red line: "You can go down to earth..."

The bad god was overjoyed.

"However, you have to bring back some mortal tea."

Shuaishen was stunned for a moment, not understanding why Tianmu Empress suddenly wanted tea from Danjian, and thought he heard it wrong for a while: "Tea from the mortal world?"

"I heard from the Emperor of Heaven that the tea you brought back from the mortal world was very delicious. Even the tea of ​​our gods is not as fragrant as the tea you brought back, so I am very curious about how delicious the tea you brought back. Yes If you want to bring more, bring more, since the Emperor of Heaven drank the tea you brought back, he has never forgotten it."

Failing God: "..."

If the Heavenly Emperor knew the talisman water he drank, would he slap him to death with his palm.

But in order to go down to earth, I just nodded and agreed, and when I returned to the heaven, I would save Lu Zhou and burn a few more talisman papers for him.

A day in the sky is a year in the world, and the bad god stayed in the sky for less than half an hour, and a week passed.The first thing he did when he came down to earth was to go to the presidential palace to get back his bad seal, and it was midnight at this time, which was a great opportunity to get back the seal.

Biaoshen came to the president's room, and seeing the president sleeping elegantly, he couldn't do anything for a long time.

What if he gets back the bad seal and the succubus comes to trouble the president again?

Failing God hesitated.

The sleeping president felt that someone was watching him, opened his eyes suddenly, and shouted, "Who is it?"

Shuaishen is in stealth, and the other party can't see him at all.

The president looked around in the darkness and asked, "Shangshen? Is that you, Shoushen?"

Failing God didn't make a sound.

The president frowned: "Why don't you make a sound? I know it's you, Shaoshen."

Shuaishen hesitated for a moment and showed his figure.

The president quickly turned on the lamp beside the bed, saw the old man in a black costume with long hair tied up, and couldn't help smiling: "It's really you."

Shuaishen asked curiously, "How do you know it's me?"

"We have slept together in the same bed for such a long time, and I can feel your breath more or less, and seeing the word "Bao" embroidered on your collar, I am even more sure that it is you." The president pointed to his collar.

Failing God glanced down.

"So your real body looks like this." The president looked at Shuaishen's appearance: "You are so handsome, how could Fairy Baihua not like you?"

Shuaishen said happily, "I also think I look pretty good, but she just doesn't like me."

"Maybe you are not the type she likes, and someone will know how good you are in the future." Seeing that he was a little depressed, the president changed the subject and asked, "Where have you been for a while? Why did you leave without saying anything? I I thought you were never coming back."

"My bad seal is still on you, how could I not come back, it's because I was..."

In the middle of speaking, Huaishen stopped.

The president immediately guessed what he wanted to say: "What? Fairy Baihua? What happened to you by Fairy Baihua?"

"It's nothing, it's just that the little god statue was thrown out by her, and the spiritual consciousness returned to the main body. I was originally imprisoned by God and God and couldn't go down to the mortal world, so I asked the Heavenly Mother to come back to see you."

The president quickly got up to check him: "You were thrown out by her? Are you okay?"

This is the first person who cares about him so much besides God of Plague and God of Poverty.

Shuaishen was touched and said: "It's okay, it's okay, it's just being thrown out, it can't hurt me, I'm a god, how can I be so easily hurt."

"But the person who threw you was Baihua Fairy. You liked her so much, but she threw you out." The president rubbed his forehead hair: "Although your body is fine, you must be very sad."

"..." Shuaishen was thinking about other things at the time, so he didn't have time to be sad. Looking back now, he doesn't feel sad either. He looked at the president and said, "You are so kind, no wonder Fairy Baihua likes you, and so would I if I were a woman." I like you."

The president smiled: "I'm not as good as you think."

Looking at his smile, Huai Shen began to lose his mind again.

It's really strange, why is he always obsessed with the president recently?He won't be affected by the red line to become like this, right?

That won't work, he will have to find Rabbit God to untie the red thread for him later.

The president walked to the French window, saw the garden full of flowers, and asked Shuaishen, "Shenhuai, has Fairy Baihua been here before?"

Before coming, Shaoshen also saw the flowers in the yard: "Yes, as long as there is her, the flowers will bloom at this time no matter what month it is."

"I smiled and thought it was some monster who came to trouble me again. They turned over the entire presidential palace and almost dug the ground. By the way, how long can you stay this time? Are you going to come back immediately?" Heaven?"

"I have already asked the Heavenly Mother for instructions, and I have been allowed to go down to earth, and I don't have to go back to heaven for a year and a half."

"That's good." The president yawned and went back to bed: "Then I can sleep with peace of mind. I will get up early tomorrow. If there is anything, we will talk about it tomorrow."

Seeing that Shuaishen was still standing there, he patted the side of the shop: "What are you still doing, come up and sleep."

"That..." Shuaishen still wanted to go back to Yangmen Yard to find Rabbit God to untie the red thread, but seeing that the president couldn't open his eyes, he couldn't refuse, so he lay down slowly on the other side of the bed.

"I can finally sleep peacefully." The president smiled: "You don't know that during the days when you were away, the presidential palace was much deserted, and no one talked with me anymore. Although a smile can make me happy, it is me after all. I'm a junior, and it's a girl, so it's inconvenient to say something to her. I called Colonel Li to ask about your whereabouts, but he didn't know where you were. Deal with me and shoot you."

Huaishen snorted softly: "I am a god, and mortals can't touch me."

"That's not necessarily the case. An old man in my special department once said that hundreds of years ago, one of your gods named Lu Xing became a mortal, and he still doesn't know his whereabouts. Is it true? "

"It is true that there is such a thing. At that time, the Emperor of Heaven sent many soldiers and generals to search for the whereabouts of the God of Lu, but there is no result until now." Shuaishen thought to himself, if he went down to earth to find the God of Lu this time, he would be able to make up for his mistakes, and the Emperor of Heaven would do the same. Withdraw the confinement thing.

"That's it. You can't underestimate mortals. Sometimes mortals can be a powerful character when they are ruthless. Even you gods are afraid, so you can't take it lightly." The president yawned again, his eyes were twitching, and he couldn't bear it. He said, "I'm sleepy, I'm going to bed, and I still have a lot to do tomorrow."

"it is good."

Suddenly, the president grabbed his hand.

Shuaishen's heart beat faster: "You, why are you grabbing my hand?"

"I just want to make sure that you are really back." The president yawned again: "Now you can only sleep peacefully if you hold on..."

"..." Shuaishen heard his voice getting weaker and weaker, looked up and found that the other party was already asleep, he raised his hand to cover his chest: "Why are you dancing so hard here?"

Unfortunately no one answered his question.

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