Daughter-in-law

The underworld is like being in another world, and there is a sky above the head that is not the sky, but it is not blue, neither white clouds nor day, it is like being in a storm in the dark night for many years, with a dark cloud above the head, It is impossible to know whether there are other things in the dark clouds, so the underworld is completely dark, only the wandering will-o'-the-wisps to illuminate everyone.

Lu Zhou walked around in the dark forest for a long time. Not only did he not walk out of the forest, but he felt that he was getting farther and farther away from the enchantment, because he felt that when he was going down the mountain, the slope would slowly change. It's high, and it's the same in several directions.

After wandering in the woods for a long time, Lu Zhou was tired and hungry. He wanted to ask someone for directions, but he didn't even see a ghost. He could only walk away like a headless chicken.

He had threatened Di Jiang to take him down the mountain before, but the other party ignored him. Fortunately, Di Jiang would not get tired no matter how they sang, otherwise it would be strange to walk on the dark road.

Lu Zhou couldn't move anymore, so he sat down and asked, "I'm hungry, do you have anything to eat?"

Xiao Dijiang: "La la la la..."

Lu Zhou rolled his eyes speechlessly, and asked again: "Then do you know where there is water? I'm thirsty."

Xiao Dijiang: "La la la la..."

Lu Zhou was so embarrassed that it was useless to ask, and he didn't dare to drink the water under the underworld.

"Bastard..." A very small voice sounded in the distance. If Lu Zhou could not hear the voice within fifty, he would not have known that there were ghosts nearby.

He hurriedly stood up and walked over following the sound, and saw a group of evil beasts that looked very similar to wild boars sitting by the river to take a bath and barbecue. The evil beasts in charge of the barbecue became humanoid, with a piece of fur around their waist .

The evil beasts soon discovered Lu Zhou and Di Jiang because they heard someone singing.

When they saw that it was Dijiang, they breathed a sigh of relief: "Grandpa, it turned out to be Dijiang Beast and these bastards, I was really scared to death just now."

"These little king eggs are as noisy as pheasants, singing non-stop every day, and they don't know how tired they are."

"Hey, these little bastards are still with other monsters. It's really fucking strange. Where did you come from? I haven't seen such a strange monster before, can't it be a bastard?"

Lu Zhou saw that they only scolded and didn't attack anyone, so he took out the book given by Weng Lao and the others and searched quickly. Through the book and pictures, he could confirm that the other party was probably a kind of evil beast called mountain paste.

They like to swear, and every word is inseparable from swearing. Even big monsters with a cultivation level higher than them can still swear, so they don't like other monsters, and they are very unpopular with others. Because of this, they were often beaten and driven away.

"You don't care where he came from, you fucking hurry up and take a shower to eat."

The mountain jelly in the water took a bath, quickly changed into a human shape and sat by the fire.

One of the mountain pastes took a big bite of the meat and said, "Master, a few hours ago, a big event happened, do you bastards know?"

"What's the big deal? The bastards living on the top are fighting?"

"Does your grandma want to die? Call them bastards again? Don't you want to know?"

"Damn, what's that called?"

"My lord, forget it, let's get back to business, a few hours ago, the big bastards actually left the palace together."

Lu Zhou felt it was funny when he heard them talking. He had just taught others not to call them big bastards, but he turned around and called them himself.

"What's so strange about the big bastards going out of the palace together? It's not like they didn't go out together before."

"You idiot, if it's not strange, would I say it? The bastards all went to Ping An City, and the whores who were guarding outside the underworld also came in and fought with the bastards."

When Lu Zhou heard this, he immediately pushed away the Di Jiangs around him and pricked up his ears to eavesdrop.

"These two gangs of little bastards are finally fighting? It's so damn good, beat the little bitches to death, and we little bastards will have a chance to get out of here."

"They fought to snatch a human bastard."

"Fight for human bastards?"

"Yes, the two gangs of little bastards fought fiercely, but that mortal bastard is pitiful. He was torn off his limbs by the two gangs of little bastards. Fortunately, he was still alive. Everyone used their spiritual power to kill him again. The limbs were put back on, maybe because the big whores outside the barrier were reluctant to hurt humans, they let the big bastards succeed."

"Grandpa's, who is that human? Can two gangs of little bastards spend a lot of time robbing him?"

"Some idiots say that human beings are lovers of some king's egg..."

Lu Zhou: "..."

"There are some idiots who say that human beings are the children of a certain king, but I think the most reliable thing is that this human being is likely to be the key to getting us out of here. It won't be that two gangs of little bastards won't snatch a mortal."

"It's reasonable, sir, we finally don't have to be locked up in the dark mansion. I hate the days without daylight. I have asshole lice all over my body. Don't talk, don't talk, these things are not our turn Anyway, let's eat meat with peace of mind."

After listening to what they said, Lu Zhou felt very heavy in his heart.

The other person is clearly here, so who was taken away?

Lu Zhou thought of Le Xiao who was dragged down with him, could it be that he was the one that the monsters caught?

The more he thought about this possibility, the more he thought that Le Xiao would be implicated by him. Should he save people?And Pan Mo and Pan Shi should be rescued at the right time, and Nanxuan said that they would go to Pan Mo and Pan Shi after the Ghost Festival, so what does it matter if he leaves the old hell?

Lu Zhou couldn't help but frowned when he thought of the spells that often failed. It seems that it is better to draw more talismans. Even if his spells fail, the magic talismans will not fail. At least after leaving his hand, sticking them to others will not out of order.

However, with his own strength, I'm afraid he won't be able to save anyone. He still needs to go outside the barrier to help him. It's also possible to go to the Pingcheng City that Shanyou said. Maybe the gods saw that he was not the one who was captured. It might not be possible to find him in Equality City.

"Cuckoo..." Lu Zhou's stomach began to protest, and it seemed that he hadn't eaten for almost a day.

He looked at Shan Yao and the others. Those evil beasts had already left, and there were still some leftover meat skewered on the grill.

Lu Zhou walked over, smelled the smell, and found that the roast was quite fragrant. He tore off the barbecue and said, "Unexpectedly, I, Lu Zhou, will eat other people's leftovers one day. It shouldn't be poisonous, right?"

He thought of the way the mountain pastes were eating with gusto just now, he lowered his head and took a bite, and there was a sudden click, and the barbecue was harder than a stone: "What kind of meat is this? It's so hard?"

Lu Zhou poked the meat under the skin and found that the skin was hard, not the meat. He quickly took a few bites to fill his stomach.

At this time, Xiao Dijiang stopped singing and flew to Lu Zhou to watch him quietly.

Lu Zhou was puzzled: "Do you want to eat too?"

The little emperors nodded.

Lu Zhou took another bite and asked, "Do you have mouths?"

Little emperors: "..."

Lu Zhou tore off a small piece and fed it to one of the little Dijiang.

In the next second, the meat was gone.

"I'll go..." Lu Zhou took out a tissue to wipe his hands in surprise, and looked left and right while holding Xiaodi Jiang: "Where is your mouth?"

Not to mention the mouth, he didn't even see the butthole, and he didn't know whether Xiao Dijiang was a male or a female. His whole body was a fleshy white ball, and his body was soft and cottony, like cotton when pinched.

Suddenly, with a pop, Xiao Dijiang dropped a little stink bomb on Lu Zhou.

Lu Zhou hurriedly let go of it: "Damn it, isn't it your face facing me? Isn't it a place to eat? Why do you still fart? Your body structure is too strange, right?"

He quickly wiped away the stench in the air.

"Hehehe..." The little emperors smiled happily.

"So you can still laugh." Lu Zhou looked at the little meat left, and said to Emperor Jiang, "If you don't find me something to eat, I'll roast your child."

He looked as if he was going to throw Xiao Dijiang into the fire.

The emperor stopped singing, and he waved his wings cheerfully and left without any displeasure or fear.

Lu Zhou was speechless: "What a bunch of masochists."

It's not good for them, it's very important that he threatens them before they are willing to do anything.

Lu Zhou went to the river to wash his hands, and through his reflection in the water, he realized that he was so ugly that even his partner might not recognize him.

By the way, I forgot that his partner has piercing eyes, no matter how big the change is, he can still recognize who he is.

"La la la la..." Xiaodijiang and the others shouted even more joyfully.

Da Di Jiang came back with a mountain ointment in his mouth, and it seemed to be the mountain ointment he had seen before. He rudely threw the mountain ointment on the ground.

With a bang, Shan Yao was free and ran away in a hurry: "Master, Master Di Jiang, please forgive me."

Da Di Jiang flew up and stepped on Shan Gao, who vomited blood.

Lu Zhou looked at Da Di Jiang in surprise, it turned out that such a lovely creature had such a cruel side.

He silently took out the book given by Mr. Weng, and opened the page of Dijiang again, which was still the same as what he had seen before. He turned to the next page and looked again, and found that there was a sentence behind it: Dijiang is the king of fierce beasts. one.

Weng Lao and the others said that ferocious beasts are a hundred times or tens of thousands of times more terrifying than evil beasts.

Lu Zhou opened his mouth wide and looked at the cute dumplings.

He was actually with a group of ferocious beasts.

Da Di Jiang raised his foot, ready to crush Shan Gao to death again.

Lu Zhou hurriedly stopped: "Wait."

He is hungry now, but he is not interested in the mountain paste that can turn into a human being. Even if he is asked to eat it, he dare not eat it.

Great Emperor Jiang stopped his movements.

Lu Zhou quickly took out his phone and sang.

Great Dijiang and Little Dijiang danced and sang again.

Lu Zhou walked towards the mountain paste and asked, "Are you okay?"

Shan Gao said weakly: "Who are you bastard?"

Lu Zhou: "..."

It's really annoying to be scolded for no reason, no wonder others hate Shan Gao so much.

Lu Zhou took out a healing medicine and gave it to him: "My name is Zhou Lu, I would like to ask in which direction is Pingping City or how to go down the mountain?"

"Damn, the little bastard doesn't know where the city of equality is?" Shan Gao took the medicine and pointed to the back: "the city of equality is two miles away, you can find it when you go there."

The author's gossip: please recommend a ticket

·