Daughter-in-law
Chapter 309 Please Seal My Hearing
Everyone heard the sound and looked towards the source of the sound.
Seeing everyone watching, Shuaishen asked strangely, "What are you all looking at me for?"
Everyone looked at him with different expressions, but did not point out aloud.
Thinking of the noise just now, Shuaishen said angrily, "You don't think I'm farting, do you?"
After all, Li Qilin was a child, so he couldn't help but giggled.
The others desperately held back their laughter.
"Little Qilin, what are you laughing at? I didn't fart at all."
Just as Shuaishen finished speaking, there was another "poof", which was obviously coming from his direction.
Hou Qing sneered: "How dare you say it wasn't you."
"It's really not me." Shuaishen hurriedly stood up: "Which fairy have you ever seen fart?"
The God of Huanxi smiled and said: "I've never seen a god farting, and I finally saw it today."
Failing God: "..."
"Puff puff puff puff puff puff..." The sound of farting came out one after another.
When Shaoshen heard the sound coming from behind, he quickly turned around and looked out the window, only to see four little stinky ghosts peeking under the window to watch them eat, and the sound of farting came from them.
They saw Shuai Shen leaning out of the window, shyly holding hands and running away, and farting while running.
"Is this a characteristic of the stinky-haired ghost clan?" Shuaishen raised his eyebrows, turned his head and said to the audience: "Look, it's not me anymore."
Li Qilin took the spoon and said happily, "Eat, eat."
Everyone picked up their chopsticks, and then, with another poof, everyone subconsciously looked at Shuaishen.
Failing God rolled his eyes.
"Hic—" the hiccup god sounded, and then there was another puff of fart. The sound was continuous, like a symphony.
Everyone finally realized that something was wrong, so they all got up and walked to the window, and saw the stinky ghosts outside walking, farting, and hiccupping, especially when hiccupping, a black mist spewed from their mouths.
Lu Zhou asked curiously, "What did they spray out?"
Li Nanxuan said: "It may be the bad smell in the body."
Shuai Shendao: "Couldn't this be the reason why the gangsters told us to stay out of the room as much as possible?"
"It should be. When the gangster comes, we will ask him again."
Lu Zhou and the others sat back to their original positions and listened to the voices outside. Everyone did not move their chopsticks for a long time, only Li Qilin ate with relish.
Everyone looks at me, I look at yours, and then look at Li Qilin who can't stop eating.
Xue Nu smiled and said, "I suddenly want to unlock the little unicorn's sense of smell."
The God of Huanxi laughed: "Me too."
Li Nanxuan and Lu Zhou smiled and looked at Li Qilin who was not affected by the outside world.
Shuaishen untied Li Qilin's sense of smell in a tricky way.
Li Qilin paused, frowned and said to Lu Zhou while eating, "Daddy, the vegetables are smelly."
Lu Zhou couldn't laugh or cry: "It stinks, you still eat."
Li Qilin looked at Lu Zhou with his beautiful eyes: "Can't you eat it?"
"You can eat it." Li Nanxuan regained his sense of smell, and the food became fragrant again, and Li Qilin ate the food happily.
Fushen laughed and said: "A child is a child, and he doesn't hear anything outside the window."
Hou Qing couldn't stand the noise outside, so he couldn't help but said to Li Nanxuan: "Please seal my hearing."
If this continues, I feel like throwing up before eating.
Lu Zhou agreed: "I want to seal it too."
Li Nanxuan: "..."
Except for Li Qilin, everyone blocked their hearing, and the world finally became quiet.
After eating, Hun Lun came to the place where Lu Zhou and the others lived again, and looked at Lu Zhou who was about to question him with embarrassment: "I know what you adults want to ask, our indecent behavior just now is really helpless For example, if we don’t emit gas after eating food or practicing, our bodies will stink or rot, and people will not be able to approach us, so we will all emit odor at the same time.”
Hou Qing couldn't help asking: "Do you have to fart and burp to exhaust gas?"
Hun Lun asked him, "The qi in the body doesn't come out from these two places, does it come out from the ears and nose?"
Houqing: "..."
Lu Zhou asked Hun Lun: "What is the black air that you spit out when you burp?"
"It just has a poisonous smell." Hun Lun frowned and said, "Everyone knows that we are not sick, but God punishes us. Medicines and spells are useless to us."
Lu Zhou suddenly touched him, and the golden light penetrated into his body.
"What are you doing?" Hun Lun thought that he was attacking him, so he hurriedly took a few steps back, looked at his body, but there was no abnormality, and then the stench from his body disappeared. He raised his head and looked at Lu Zhou in disbelief: "The stench is gone."
Everyone sniffed, and there was really no smell, but after more than ten seconds, the smell came back.
Hun Lun's face was full of disappointment.
Li Nanxuan asked Lu Zhou, "What did you do to him just now?"
Lu Zhou said: "I had no effect on deodorizing his hair before, so I wanted to test whether it would work on the body, so I gave him a whole body deodorizing charm, but unfortunately it only lasted for a dozen seconds, and the time was still too short. "
Hou Qing said: "In this case, they can only lift the punishment."
The old man sneered: "Can the punishment given to them by the gods be solved? Unless the gods are invited down, it is almost the same."
Xue Nu was speechless: "Do you think it is so easy for God to invite you here?"
Hearing this, God of Fortune couldn't help looking at Lu Zhou, remembering the night when he only wrote the word "Tian Dao" and invited God down to let them kneel all night.
"..." Lu Zhou looked at him, and thinking of that night, he felt pain all over his body.
Li Nanxuan said to Lu Zhou: "See if you can push out the stench from the gangster's body."
"How do I push it?"
Li Nanxuan thought for a while and said, "Like removing the imprint, find the smell first, find it first, then wrap or grab it with spiritual power, and then push it out."
"Okay, I'll try." Lu Zhou signaled Hun Lun to sit down, and injected spiritual power from his back, and found that Hun Lun was just hair, or skin, or blood stained with black gas. They are all wrapped up and pushed out of the body with all their strength.
Everyone saw a pile of black gas coming out, and quickly dodged aside.
The moment the black gas hit the air, it disappeared without a trace.
Lu Zhou put down his hands and asked, "Huang Lun, do you still stink after smelling yourself?"
The gangster smelled the smell on his body, not even letting go of his armpits and soles of his feet, he raised his head ecstatically and shouted: "It doesn't stink anymore, it doesn't stink anymore, I finally don't stink anymore, I want this One thing to tell the patriarch."
Li Nanxuan held him down: "Wait a minute."
Hun Lun looked at him: "What's wrong?"
"Until it is sure that the problem can be solved permanently, this matter should not be made public, otherwise everyone will fall to the bottom after seeing hope."
Hun Lun thought that he had felt this feeling just now, nodded and said, "I'll send a voice transmission to the patriarch and ask him to come and have a look."
"Ah."
When Hun Lun sent a voice transmission to his patriarch, Fu Shen used the voice transmission to say to Li Nanxuan and the others: "I don't think this matter can hold too much hope. If it is so easy to resolve, it will not be a punishment from God."
It was also because of Li Nanxuan's thinking that he didn't let the gangster spread the word.
The patriarch of the stinky ghost clan received the news, and hurriedly teleported to Lu Zhou's residence, and happily asked, "Has the smell been removed?"
Hun Lun walked up to the patriarch, raised his arms and said, "Patriarch, smell my body."
The patriarch didn't smell the familiar stench, so he grabbed his arm excitedly and sniffed again, as if he couldn't smell enough, he inhaled and inhaled: "It doesn't stink anymore, it doesn't stink anymore, it doesn't stink anymore, how did you do it?" of? How did you do it?"
Hun Luzhou pointed to Lu Zhou and the others with a smirk and said, "I'll ask the adults about it."
Li Nanxuan waited for them to calm down a little before saying: "Patriarch, it's not that we want to spoil your fun. Now the smell is gone, but the smell probably won't last for a long time. So I hope you don't leak the news first, Wait for a few days to observe, what do you think?"
The patriarch calmed down: "I know, I know, but you have given us a glimmer of hope."
He thought it was just some little ghosts sent by the king of ghosts, but he didn't think that the other party had the ability to get rid of their smell, and the elder who inquired about the news came back and told him that the man in front of him was the current ghost king of the ghost world, which meant he was also theirs. The king of ghosts, but this is not the ghost world, and the king of all ghosts is still alive, so it is impossible for them to call him king.
Hun Lun said to Li Nanxuan and the others: "My lords, you just came to our stinky hair clan, do you want to go around?"
"Yes." Li Qilin dragged Hou Qing over, "I want to go around."
Hou Qing rolled her eyes: "I don't want to turn around."
But he couldn't help but not want to, after getting Lu Zhou's consent, Li Qilin dragged Houqing directly, and left with the little sword spirit who had turned back into a human body.
Lu Zhou and the others stayed in the room to observe the changes in Hun Lun's body.
In the first three days, Hun Lun's body had no bad smell, but on the fourth day, it was as if he hadn't bathed for seven days, and his body exuded a faint sour smell. The moment everyone smelled the smell, they knew that Lu Zhou deodorized did not succeed.
Hou Qing sneered: "Let me just say, unless the punishment is lifted, it is useless at all."
Lu Zhou and Li Nanxuan were quite disappointed.
Hun Lun smiled and comforted them: "I used to dare not think that I would have a day when I could eliminate the smell. Every day before going to bed, I always prayed that the smell on my body would be eliminated, even if it was only for an hour, so the odor could be eliminated for three days. Smelling something other than stink and knowing what an aroma smells like is already satisfying."
Lu Zhou patted him on the shoulder and said, "We will find other ways to cure your bad smell."
"Thank you."
At this time, Li Qilin happily pulled the little sword spirit back and said, "Daddy—"
Lu Zhou squatted down, opened his arms and asked, "Have you had fun outside?"
"Happy." Li Qilin threw himself into his arms and said, "Daddy, there is a bonfire festival tonight, and the patriarch invites you to come over."
Hun Lun smiled and said, "Yes, tonight is the Bonfire Festival, which is very fun."
The God of Huanxi laughed: "It's been so many days, it's time to relax."
Everyone looked at each other and decided to go out to play.
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Seeing everyone watching, Shuaishen asked strangely, "What are you all looking at me for?"
Everyone looked at him with different expressions, but did not point out aloud.
Thinking of the noise just now, Shuaishen said angrily, "You don't think I'm farting, do you?"
After all, Li Qilin was a child, so he couldn't help but giggled.
The others desperately held back their laughter.
"Little Qilin, what are you laughing at? I didn't fart at all."
Just as Shuaishen finished speaking, there was another "poof", which was obviously coming from his direction.
Hou Qing sneered: "How dare you say it wasn't you."
"It's really not me." Shuaishen hurriedly stood up: "Which fairy have you ever seen fart?"
The God of Huanxi smiled and said: "I've never seen a god farting, and I finally saw it today."
Failing God: "..."
"Puff puff puff puff puff puff..." The sound of farting came out one after another.
When Shaoshen heard the sound coming from behind, he quickly turned around and looked out the window, only to see four little stinky ghosts peeking under the window to watch them eat, and the sound of farting came from them.
They saw Shuai Shen leaning out of the window, shyly holding hands and running away, and farting while running.
"Is this a characteristic of the stinky-haired ghost clan?" Shuaishen raised his eyebrows, turned his head and said to the audience: "Look, it's not me anymore."
Li Qilin took the spoon and said happily, "Eat, eat."
Everyone picked up their chopsticks, and then, with another poof, everyone subconsciously looked at Shuaishen.
Failing God rolled his eyes.
"Hic—" the hiccup god sounded, and then there was another puff of fart. The sound was continuous, like a symphony.
Everyone finally realized that something was wrong, so they all got up and walked to the window, and saw the stinky ghosts outside walking, farting, and hiccupping, especially when hiccupping, a black mist spewed from their mouths.
Lu Zhou asked curiously, "What did they spray out?"
Li Nanxuan said: "It may be the bad smell in the body."
Shuai Shendao: "Couldn't this be the reason why the gangsters told us to stay out of the room as much as possible?"
"It should be. When the gangster comes, we will ask him again."
Lu Zhou and the others sat back to their original positions and listened to the voices outside. Everyone did not move their chopsticks for a long time, only Li Qilin ate with relish.
Everyone looks at me, I look at yours, and then look at Li Qilin who can't stop eating.
Xue Nu smiled and said, "I suddenly want to unlock the little unicorn's sense of smell."
The God of Huanxi laughed: "Me too."
Li Nanxuan and Lu Zhou smiled and looked at Li Qilin who was not affected by the outside world.
Shuaishen untied Li Qilin's sense of smell in a tricky way.
Li Qilin paused, frowned and said to Lu Zhou while eating, "Daddy, the vegetables are smelly."
Lu Zhou couldn't laugh or cry: "It stinks, you still eat."
Li Qilin looked at Lu Zhou with his beautiful eyes: "Can't you eat it?"
"You can eat it." Li Nanxuan regained his sense of smell, and the food became fragrant again, and Li Qilin ate the food happily.
Fushen laughed and said: "A child is a child, and he doesn't hear anything outside the window."
Hou Qing couldn't stand the noise outside, so he couldn't help but said to Li Nanxuan: "Please seal my hearing."
If this continues, I feel like throwing up before eating.
Lu Zhou agreed: "I want to seal it too."
Li Nanxuan: "..."
Except for Li Qilin, everyone blocked their hearing, and the world finally became quiet.
After eating, Hun Lun came to the place where Lu Zhou and the others lived again, and looked at Lu Zhou who was about to question him with embarrassment: "I know what you adults want to ask, our indecent behavior just now is really helpless For example, if we don’t emit gas after eating food or practicing, our bodies will stink or rot, and people will not be able to approach us, so we will all emit odor at the same time.”
Hou Qing couldn't help asking: "Do you have to fart and burp to exhaust gas?"
Hun Lun asked him, "The qi in the body doesn't come out from these two places, does it come out from the ears and nose?"
Houqing: "..."
Lu Zhou asked Hun Lun: "What is the black air that you spit out when you burp?"
"It just has a poisonous smell." Hun Lun frowned and said, "Everyone knows that we are not sick, but God punishes us. Medicines and spells are useless to us."
Lu Zhou suddenly touched him, and the golden light penetrated into his body.
"What are you doing?" Hun Lun thought that he was attacking him, so he hurriedly took a few steps back, looked at his body, but there was no abnormality, and then the stench from his body disappeared. He raised his head and looked at Lu Zhou in disbelief: "The stench is gone."
Everyone sniffed, and there was really no smell, but after more than ten seconds, the smell came back.
Hun Lun's face was full of disappointment.
Li Nanxuan asked Lu Zhou, "What did you do to him just now?"
Lu Zhou said: "I had no effect on deodorizing his hair before, so I wanted to test whether it would work on the body, so I gave him a whole body deodorizing charm, but unfortunately it only lasted for a dozen seconds, and the time was still too short. "
Hou Qing said: "In this case, they can only lift the punishment."
The old man sneered: "Can the punishment given to them by the gods be solved? Unless the gods are invited down, it is almost the same."
Xue Nu was speechless: "Do you think it is so easy for God to invite you here?"
Hearing this, God of Fortune couldn't help looking at Lu Zhou, remembering the night when he only wrote the word "Tian Dao" and invited God down to let them kneel all night.
"..." Lu Zhou looked at him, and thinking of that night, he felt pain all over his body.
Li Nanxuan said to Lu Zhou: "See if you can push out the stench from the gangster's body."
"How do I push it?"
Li Nanxuan thought for a while and said, "Like removing the imprint, find the smell first, find it first, then wrap or grab it with spiritual power, and then push it out."
"Okay, I'll try." Lu Zhou signaled Hun Lun to sit down, and injected spiritual power from his back, and found that Hun Lun was just hair, or skin, or blood stained with black gas. They are all wrapped up and pushed out of the body with all their strength.
Everyone saw a pile of black gas coming out, and quickly dodged aside.
The moment the black gas hit the air, it disappeared without a trace.
Lu Zhou put down his hands and asked, "Huang Lun, do you still stink after smelling yourself?"
The gangster smelled the smell on his body, not even letting go of his armpits and soles of his feet, he raised his head ecstatically and shouted: "It doesn't stink anymore, it doesn't stink anymore, I finally don't stink anymore, I want this One thing to tell the patriarch."
Li Nanxuan held him down: "Wait a minute."
Hun Lun looked at him: "What's wrong?"
"Until it is sure that the problem can be solved permanently, this matter should not be made public, otherwise everyone will fall to the bottom after seeing hope."
Hun Lun thought that he had felt this feeling just now, nodded and said, "I'll send a voice transmission to the patriarch and ask him to come and have a look."
"Ah."
When Hun Lun sent a voice transmission to his patriarch, Fu Shen used the voice transmission to say to Li Nanxuan and the others: "I don't think this matter can hold too much hope. If it is so easy to resolve, it will not be a punishment from God."
It was also because of Li Nanxuan's thinking that he didn't let the gangster spread the word.
The patriarch of the stinky ghost clan received the news, and hurriedly teleported to Lu Zhou's residence, and happily asked, "Has the smell been removed?"
Hun Lun walked up to the patriarch, raised his arms and said, "Patriarch, smell my body."
The patriarch didn't smell the familiar stench, so he grabbed his arm excitedly and sniffed again, as if he couldn't smell enough, he inhaled and inhaled: "It doesn't stink anymore, it doesn't stink anymore, it doesn't stink anymore, how did you do it?" of? How did you do it?"
Hun Luzhou pointed to Lu Zhou and the others with a smirk and said, "I'll ask the adults about it."
Li Nanxuan waited for them to calm down a little before saying: "Patriarch, it's not that we want to spoil your fun. Now the smell is gone, but the smell probably won't last for a long time. So I hope you don't leak the news first, Wait for a few days to observe, what do you think?"
The patriarch calmed down: "I know, I know, but you have given us a glimmer of hope."
He thought it was just some little ghosts sent by the king of ghosts, but he didn't think that the other party had the ability to get rid of their smell, and the elder who inquired about the news came back and told him that the man in front of him was the current ghost king of the ghost world, which meant he was also theirs. The king of ghosts, but this is not the ghost world, and the king of all ghosts is still alive, so it is impossible for them to call him king.
Hun Lun said to Li Nanxuan and the others: "My lords, you just came to our stinky hair clan, do you want to go around?"
"Yes." Li Qilin dragged Hou Qing over, "I want to go around."
Hou Qing rolled her eyes: "I don't want to turn around."
But he couldn't help but not want to, after getting Lu Zhou's consent, Li Qilin dragged Houqing directly, and left with the little sword spirit who had turned back into a human body.
Lu Zhou and the others stayed in the room to observe the changes in Hun Lun's body.
In the first three days, Hun Lun's body had no bad smell, but on the fourth day, it was as if he hadn't bathed for seven days, and his body exuded a faint sour smell. The moment everyone smelled the smell, they knew that Lu Zhou deodorized did not succeed.
Hou Qing sneered: "Let me just say, unless the punishment is lifted, it is useless at all."
Lu Zhou and Li Nanxuan were quite disappointed.
Hun Lun smiled and comforted them: "I used to dare not think that I would have a day when I could eliminate the smell. Every day before going to bed, I always prayed that the smell on my body would be eliminated, even if it was only for an hour, so the odor could be eliminated for three days. Smelling something other than stink and knowing what an aroma smells like is already satisfying."
Lu Zhou patted him on the shoulder and said, "We will find other ways to cure your bad smell."
"Thank you."
At this time, Li Qilin happily pulled the little sword spirit back and said, "Daddy—"
Lu Zhou squatted down, opened his arms and asked, "Have you had fun outside?"
"Happy." Li Qilin threw himself into his arms and said, "Daddy, there is a bonfire festival tonight, and the patriarch invites you to come over."
Hun Lun smiled and said, "Yes, tonight is the Bonfire Festival, which is very fun."
The God of Huanxi laughed: "It's been so many days, it's time to relax."
Everyone looked at each other and decided to go out to play.
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