Daughter-in-law

Everyone looked at Lu Zhou.

Lu Zhou smiled embarrassedly: "If it's not because of Lord Tiandao that everyone's punishment was reduced, it should be because of my golden talisman."

Everyone wondered: "Gold Talisman?"

"In the red envelope I gave everyone, besides some golden spirit beads, there is also a golden talisman with auspicious words written on it."

Everyone took out the red envelopes and saw that there were a lot of blessings inside, such as wishing them good luck and health, and wishing them all their dreams come true. The most important thing is the last sentence, which is to wish them delicious food.

Lu Zhou said again: "Actually, I don't know if the golden talisman will be effective, so I didn't tell you in advance to let you have a good time, and the golden talisman won't last too long, so everyone took advantage of it." The effect of the golden talisman is still there, so enjoy the food to your heart's content."

"Thank you, thank you Lord Zhou for the golden talisman." The patriarch of the Wushi ghost clan said excitedly: "Even if the effect is only half a stick of incense, it is very precious to us. Eat, everyone let go of your throat and eat to your heart's content tonight." .”

He tore off a roast pork leg placed in front of him, took a big bite, and said with red eyes: "It's really delicious, it's delicious, I must fill my stomach tonight."

The patriarchs of other clans were worried that the golden talisman would fail, so they no longer politely let go of their throats to eat and drink.

The patriarch of the Blazing Ghost Clan clapped his hands, and a bunch of beauties appeared out of thin air dancing in the middle, accompanied by beautiful and moving music.

Li Qilin stretched out his hand and curiously touched the veil floating on the beauty's body, but his fingers passed through the veil without touching any clothes. He blinked in surprise and looked at his little hand.

The patriarch of the Blazing Ghost Clan smiled and said, "It's just a phantom."

Shuai Shen said: "Dancing is not festive enough, let's have something more festive."

The God of Fortune asked him, "How do you want to celebrate?"

Shaoshen waved his sleeves and replaced the beauties dancing with a lion dance scene. The whole hall was full of booming sounds, and it was very lively. Most people had never seen a lion dance, and everyone watched while eating.

Li Qilin excitedly tugged on Lu Zhou's sleeve and said, "Daddy, it's Qilin, it's Qilin."

Lu Zhou couldn't laugh or cry: "That's a fake lion."

"It's a unicorn, it's a unicorn."

Lu Zhou saw that he was so happy, so he didn't correct him: "If you say it's a unicorn, it's a unicorn."

Li Qilin had never seen a lion dance before, so excitedly he turned back into his body and ran to the lion dance's side.

All the patriarchs looked at him in surprise: "Little Qilin is really a Qilin?"

Li Qilin nodded: "I am little Qilin."

Yue Yi smiled and asked: "Little Qilin is so happy, has he never seen a lion dance?"

"I've never seen it before." Li Qilin imitated the movements of the lion dance, shaking his short front legs like a cramp for a while, and twisting his little buttocks with his back to the crowd, or it was the original reason. Somersaulting, winking with everyone, making the adults fight happily.

Lu Zhou laughed until his stomach ached: "Nanxuan, our son is so cute."

Li Nanxuan smiled and said, "He has always been so cute."

The paste wolf also changed into its own body to play with Li Qilin, making everyone laugh even more happily.

After the lion dance scene ended, Li Qilin rushed to Lu Zhou excitedly: "Daddy, I want to drink water."

Li Nanxuan hurriedly stopped and hugged Li Qilin, put him on the ground and told him solemnly: "When you change back to your original body, you can't jump at your daddy Zhou."

Li Qilin looked bewildered.

Lu Zhou was puzzled: "Why?"

Li Nanxuan explained to him: "After he changes back to his original body, his weight will increase by more than a hundred times."

"The weight has increased by more than a hundred times?" Lu Zhou calculated: "Even if it is a hundred times, it will weigh five or six thousand catties. How heavy is the little unicorn? But his body is about the same size as his human form."

"If you don't believe it, go hug him and try."

Lu Zhou went to hug Li Qilin, but he really couldn't hold the child: "I'll go, you are so heavy, little Qilin?"

Li Nanxuan smiled and said, "When I hugged him just now, I could feel that he weighed at least three tons."

Lu Zhou: "..."

Fortunately, he didn't jump over, otherwise he would be crushed to death by the child.

Lu Zhou was puzzled: "But I have hugged Master Taotie, and Nian Beast, and their bodies are not as heavy as the little Qilin."

"That's because they can adjust the weight by themselves, but the little unicorns are still young and ignorant, so they won't put away their body weight."

"Then why weren't you overwhelmed by him just now?"

"I just picked him up with magic power."

Lu Zhou: "..."

Seeing that Lu Zhou couldn't hold him, Li Qilin immediately changed back into a human form and threw himself on Lu Zhou: "Daddy, I want a drink of water."

Lu Zhou hugged him, picked up a cup and fed him water: "Son, your human figure is getting heavier and heavier. If you get heavier, I won't be able to hold you. If you don't want me to be unable to hold you, just control yourself." Your own weight."

Li Qilin looked at Lu Zhou while drinking water, as if he didn't know how to control it.

Seeing how cute he was, Lu Zhou couldn't help pinching his little face, and shouted at the paste wolf, "Paste wolf, come here."

The paste wolf jumped over: "Zhou Lu, what's the matter?"

"In a few days, you will teach the little unicorn how to control the weight of his body."

"Ok."

After Li Qilin finished drinking the water, he immediately grabbed the meat on the table and ate it.

In the past, the ghosts gathered during the Chinese New Year. Because some of the ghost clan leaders could not eat and drink, and other clan leaders worried that they would not enjoy their meals, the atmosphere was always not lively. This year is different. All the ghost clan can feel the pain. Eating and drinking happily, the hall became extremely lively, everyone was punching and competing for alcohol, and it was full of laughter.

When Yue Yixiao was almost done eating, he happily hugged Li Qilin who was full of oil and asked, "Has little Qilin seen fireworks?"

Li Qilin shook his head: "No."

"When you are full, we will go to set off fireworks."

Li Qilin's eyes lit up, and he immediately threw away the meat in his hand: "I'm full."

Lu Zhou couldn't help rubbing his hair with laughter: "I heard that there is something interesting, and I don't even want to eat. Smile, where did you get the fireworks?"

"I made it myself."

"Refining?"

"Yes, we witches can refine potions, and we can make fireworks by refining potions. Why don't you go out and have a look? It's guaranteed to look better than ordinary fireworks you see."

Lu Zhou looked at Li Nanxuan who was talking with other patriarchs, nodded and said, "Okay."

Li Qilin asked Lu Zhou to wipe his little hands for him, and pulled Hou Qing and Xiao Jianling up: "Brother Hou Qing and younger brother Han Han are also going."

Hou Qing happened to have almost eaten, so he got up and walked out of the hall with them.

Yue Yixiao took out the fireworks she had made and put them on the ground, lit them again, and with a bang, red light shot into the sky, and then exploded, blooming countless red roses.

Lu Zhou praised, "It's beautiful."

"Auntie Xiaoxiao, I want to set off fireworks." Li Qilin shouted while pulling Yue Yixiao's clothes.

Yue smiled and asked, "Do you want to let it go by yourself?"

Li Qilin nodded his head vigorously.

"Then you have to be careful, don't hurt yourself." Yue Yixiao took out a bunch of fireworks to Li Qilin, and Li Qilin took Hou Qing and the others to play together.

Lu Zhou and Yue stood aside with a smile and watched.

At this time, a voice came in: "Hey, this year's Blazing Ghost Clan is so lively."

Lu Zhou and the others looked back, and saw a ferocious-looking man with two horns on top of his head. He looked at the fireworks in the sky and asked, "What is this?"

Yue Yi smiled and said, "This is fireworks."

"Looks good, I was attracted by it." The man stood with them and looked at them for a while, then turned and walked into the hall, and greeted the patriarchs of the ghost clan in the hall: "Master Duhui, Lord Yaye, And other adults, long time no see."

There was a moment of silence in the hall, and the patriarch of the Blazing Ghost Clan shouted, "It turned out to be Master Gongcha, why did you come to this small place like us?"

Lu Zhou, who came in behind, sat next to Li Nanxuan and asked in a low voice: "He is..."

Li Nanxuan said through sound transmission: "He is the patriarch of the Dashigui, and he lives outside the city like the Blazing Ghost Clan, but they were not driven out, but moved out by themselves. The number of ghosts in their clan is very large. , but usually only like money and pleasure, their clan is the easiest clan to buy, but it is also the easiest clan to betray others, so there is no so-called loyalty in their hearts, because as long as they have money, they will do anything. The King of Hundred Ghosts has a love-hate attitude towards their clan, because the minds of the powerful clan can be said to be the most simple, as long as they have money to get along with them, it is good to get along with them. When I came to Song Pangcheng, I thought about wooing the No. [-] ghost clan It was them, but in the end they gave up on it.”

Lu Zhou: "..."

The patriarch of the big ghost asked: "I happened to pass by here, and when I saw someone setting off fireworks, I came in to have a look. I don't know if you welcome me to join you."

"Of course you are welcome, sit down quickly." The leader of the burning ghost asked someone to bring a chair for the leader of the big ghost.

Dashigui likes to have fun, so as soon as he sat down, he ate and drank with everyone, and soon got involved. When he was drunk with hundreds of glasses of wine, the patriarch of Wuqigui took out three golden spirit beads and stuffed them into Dashigui. He put his long hand and asked, "Master Gong Cha, are you really just passing by?"

The patriarch of Dashigui took a sip of wine and said, "It's really just passing by, and I will see if there is any new news for the king."

"Then do you think we have any new news for you to take back?"

"Yes, you see, the patriarchs of the non-eating ghost clan can eat food, and the patriarchs of the stinky mouth ghost and the stinky hair clan don't smell bad anymore."

The patriarch of Wu Qigui raised his eyebrows: "Did you have hallucinations from drinking too much?"

"How could hallucinations occur?"

The patriarch of the five strange ghosts stuffed him with a small bag of golden spirit beads.Yu Xi reads well.

The patriarch of the big ghost immediately changed his words: "I really have hallucinations."

Lu Zhou: "..."

It's really enough to have money.

The patriarch of the Five Odd Ghosts gave him a small bag of golden spirit beads and asked, "Have you heard any new news recently? If you have, share it with everyone."

The patriarch of the big ghost threw the small bag in his hand.

The patriarch of the five strange ghosts saw him and knew that he thought he was short of money, so he gave him a big bag of golden spirit beads.

The patriarch of the big ghost smiled with satisfaction, and then said to them mysteriously: "I really have some big news."

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