[Captain Detective] Captain Detective

[JF: New York is in chaos, can London be far behind? 】

Originally, when my mother asked me to go on a blind date, I refused, but I didn't realize that this was the beginning of my chaotic days, let alone the prelude to the chaos in London.

In a world where love is already free, it is quite unscientific that blind dates still exist.And this unscientific thing does not matter whether it is a developed country or an underdeveloped country.

My mother said that the person I was dating was a very nice man, and I was forced to meet him later to confirm it-humorous, not handsome, but attractive.

But I still can only say "sorry" to him, because I have been waiting for a person, or a god.Before giving him a slap to vent my two years of lovesickness, I can't transfer my love to him.

I learned that he had been to Earth not long ago because of a photo my intern Darcy showed me.

In the photo, a blond man with big breasts is holding a hammer and standing high on the building.The red cloak on his back is a bit broken, and there are quite a few scars on his face, but his serious expression, the thick dark clouds gathering above his head, and the lightning like a silver snake set him off like a god descending from heaven, heroic, handsome, and majestic stern.

This is a photo Darcy downloaded from Twitter about the alien war in New York last year, captured by a refugee at the scene at a rather critical moment.I heard that whether it is Twitter or Facebook, its hits are quite high.

Many fans even commented that they would give him a hammer.

As a scientist, I must seriously criticize this unscientific behavior: If you are stupid in reading, you should know that hammers and gods are not the same species as humans!

But this kind of behavior that can be called crazy is also normal in my opinion.

Let's not talk about how heroic he is, after all, this is a real god, a great hero.

But the hero's lover, every time I see him, an unquenchable anger forms in my chest.

If it weren't for my lack of time and energy, I would definitely hang up on the Internet, [-], a heartless bastard!No, bastard god!When I slapped my butt and left two years ago, I agreed to come back to see me as soon as the business in Asgard was finished, but I waited for two years!

This hammer that does not count!It made me lose interest in looking at the stars for the past two years!He was also laughed at by an intern in Darcy!

If he's really busy in Asgard and doesn't have time to come back, then I can probably forgive him.

but!He is so busy that he was able to go to help the people of New York to fight aliens last year, but he didn't find time to come to my house for a visit!Are New York and London far apart?is it far!Flying back across the entire universe, an Atlantic Ocean stopped him unbelievably!

Even if he is really far away and busy, and can't get away, doesn't he still have a miraculous hammer?Let the hammer fly over, can't I just see things and think about myself!

It seems that the people of London did not fight aliens, he refused to condescend to come back.

In Darcy's saved photos, besides the bastard hammer god, there are many other Avengers on the scene.Among them was Captain America, who was blond, blue-eyed, fair-skinned, and big-breasted, just like the bastard hammer god.Although shorter, he was beardless and looked younger.

Moreover, one can tell at a glance that Captain America is much more rigorous and reliable than the bastard hammer god.

If I could choose from scratch, I would rather go to Washington, USA to pursue Captain America, than stare at the screen of my phone all day, looking at these photos that can only make people miss and sad.

Back on topic, let me continue with that inevitable blind date.Actually, that date didn't go on.

It was interrupted by Darcy's sudden discovery.

This discovery, took me to a magical place, got a magical liquid gem, and magically reunited me with the hammer bastard.

My excitement, anger, and joy turned into two slaps—I did what I said, and gave him the whipping palm of love and hate.

Still twice.

What happened later might be difficult to understand if I didn’t personally participate in it—I, an ordinary mortal in the atrium, was lucky enough to go to the legendary God Realm Asgard.Not only listened to the teachings of Odin, the father of the gods, but also held the warm hand of Frigga - it is really sad that this gentle goddess passed away.

After getting to know Thor's loyal friends, I actually got to meet Loki, the evil god who caused the Battle of New York last year.

Don't thank me, the people of New York, I will repay that slap for you.

To be honest, aside from his indescribable badness - I don't want to admit that his badness also makes him attractive - Loki is quite attractive, whether it's a thin and straight figure, a deep and sexy voice, or abstinence To the ultimate demeanor.Especially when he laughs, it is even more uncontrollable-this is simply two extremes with his stupid and cute brother.

If Loki was just an ordinary human on Earth, a snap shot of him might be more popular than Thro.

It's a pity, but Thor, a simple, honest, stupid and cute man, is more to my appetite.

Because of the strange gems that came to me by chance, I caused a lot of trouble in Asgard. I was imprisoned and hunted down again.

In the end, in order to return to the earth, he went through a series of hardships and twists and turns.During this period, Thro and I almost died, but in the end, it was Loki who died—yes, the evil god who once wanted to conquer the earth and bring disaster to the people of New York.

I know that everyone has a deep resentment towards him, but he finally came to his senses and apologized. It was not easy for a proud and complicated god like him, so the resentment we couldn't vent will be gone.

Thor followed me back to London, and he really answered my words:

It's not that the people of London beat the aliens, he won't condescend to come back.

In order to stop the alien Malekith who got the gem and was about to attack the earth, Thor and I took Darcy, her intern, and Eric in clothes to the landing site of the Malekith alien spacecraft.

Here, the whole story reaches its climax/tide.

Because, Thor, met a former comrade in arms.

According to my calculations with Eric, Malekith's spaceship should land in Greenwichshire.

It was too late when our group rushed there, Malekith had already landed with his men, and the tall spaceship could be seen from a distance.We rushed over there, and many people ran back with horror on their faces.

Thor was about to move forward with a hammer, but suddenly a police car came across in front of us.A female police officer with black hair and blue-green eyes poked her head out of the driver's seat, raised her horn, and shouted in wonderful German English: "Attention those people! Danger ahead! Don't go any further!"

She was probably one of the first Scotland Yard police officers to arrive on the scene after the incident.

We hurried forward and prepared to negotiate with her.

There was also a female police officer sitting in the passenger seat, but she didn't tell the police officer to calm down.

The panicked female police officer clutched the walkie-talkie: "Sallers! We, we better go!"

"Calm down, Officer Kosko," the female police officer known as Sallers glanced at me who was approaching her car, then sat back and took off her seat belt, "You should inform the headquarters immediately, we need to hurry up and evacuate the civilians, and Raise the army."

Officer Kosko nodded repeatedly, pressed the intercom in a panic, and said: "Officer Sallers, you are indeed from the Washington Police Department. You have seen the world and are not afraid at all..."

Officer Sallers was about to get out of the car, but after hearing what she said, he turned around again: "No, I was also quite nervous the first time, but luckily there was a great leader and no pig teammates—— It's the truth to regenerate and regenerate twice."

Officer Kosko: "...what? You've seen aliens before?"

Officer Sallers, who had gotten out of the car, did not respond to her.She grabbed the brim of the police hat with her hand and took it off.Just as I was about to explain something, Thor behind me suddenly said, "You are...the lady police officer that Captain picked up on the battlefield in New York!"

...What the hell is Thor talking about?Isn't she an officer from Scotland Yard?Why did you go to New York, USA again?Oh, by the way, Officer Kosko just said that she used to be in the Washington Police Department.

...Where is she from?How to run to various police stations?

Officer Sallers cocked his head, and I made way for her, just as Thor walked over.She looked at Thor's hair, then at his hammer, showing a dazed expression: "Oh, big man, it's you, long time no see after New York. I heard you are a god? Did you come back this time for a visit?"

Thor is very serious and very formal: "No, I'm here to save the earth."

Oh, just here to save the planet, not to drop by.I pinched him with a smile on my face.He fought back the pain, twisting his face into a ball.

I don’t know if the female police officer saw our small movements, but she just asked suspiciously: “Save the earth? Just you? You are not enough buddies if you don’t call Captain and the others, right?”

Unexpectedly, the female police officer also knew other Avengers.Indeed, she also said in the police car that "the first time is familiar and the second time is familiar", which is probably what she was referring to.If she had been on the battlefield in New York, it would not be surprising for them to know Captain America.

"This is my own fault, I have to bear it alone, the police lady picked up by Captain." Thor continued his serious words.

But your address to her is too long, too strange...

"...Your name is really awkward. If you forget my name, just call me Ellie." The female police officer said rather disgusted.

"Okay, LadyEllie." Thor corrects himself benignly.

The female police officer looked at him, then at the rest of us, and stared at Eric: "Oh, isn't this the professor who ran naked at Stonehenge a few days ago? Are you dressed properly today? Released so soon? Why don't you lock them up for two more days? There are no more vacant beds in the mental hospital?"

...running naked at Stonehenge?And a mental hospital? Eric really knows how to pick places more and more.

Eric's cheeks twitched, and he gritted his teeth: "Stop being cynical! It was you who sent me to the mental hospital!"

"Nonsense," the female police officer poked her own police cap badge with her thumb. "I'm in this business. How can I allow unclothed perverts to disrupt law and order, pollute the eyes of the masses, and pollute the hearts of the masses." Her His gaze finally settled on the instrument held in the arms of Darcy's intern Ian, "What is this? A fishing rod? Did you bring Thor to the beach for fishing? Tsk, the aliens are chasing your ass, you guys And leisurely fishing, it’s different to have a god as a backer.”

... There was an urge to shut up her mouth.

Since I was someone Thor knew and had also fought aliens on the battlefield, I briefly told the female police officer how we planned to defend against the enemy and how to fight back.The female police officer touched her chin while listening, and her eyes rolled around: "I basically understand what you mean, although what you said doesn't sound like a human language."

I'm just talking technical terms!

Officer Kosko leaned over and shouted: "Officer Sallers, sir, you and I are going to evacuate the crowd first!"

"Understood." Officer Sallers replied without looking back, she patted me on the shoulder, "What's your name, beauty?"

"...Jane Foster."

"According to you, are you enough?" I thought she was asking to join us, but I heard her continue, "I think you are all unreliable, and there are perverts (Eric: Hey!), be careful, don't risk your life!"

...According to the script, shouldn't you just say "I'll help you" with dignity? !

Thor stepped forward: "Lady Ellie, won't you come?"

Officer Sallers smiled, with a cute canine looming: "As you can see, it's London's turn to start chaos. I've been waiting for a day for a long time."

...As a policeman, she actually expected chaos so much.

Officer Sallers continued: "I have to thank you guys for bringing this chaos and giving me two opportunities at once."

I couldn't help asking: "What opportunity?"

"One is, I'm tired of staying at Scotland Yard, and I just found an opportunity to perform well and strive to be transferred back to Washington." Officer Sallers straightened his hair, "The other... I have a date." She was mysterious blinked.

... what kind of dating has to wait until the time of the big mess.

"Ms. Foster," she took my hand, "since you're also going to the front line, put this away for self-defense—I'll go back and find what you want when it's over." With that, she took off her gun , put it in my hand.

As soon as I got the iron block, I was almost scared to death by her!Can this thing be given casually? !

"Well, what about you?" I asked her back.

"I have this." As he said, Officer Sallers pulled out a handful of strange-shaped guns from nowhere.At first glance, this gun looked like a lump of iron.

But Thor blurted out: "A Chitauri weapon?"

The Chitauri are the aliens who invaded Earth last time.

"Oh, didn't I participate in that war? I thought it was super easy to use, so I hid a gun and got someone to modify it by the way. And I decided to give it a very foreign name!" Officer Sallers said. smiled proudly.

Thor asks, "What is it called?"

"Chocolate!" Officer Sallers continued proudly.

"...With all due respect, I don't think it's foreign."

"Yeah, it's not as foreign as Dexter's KFC and McDonald's!" Thor commented.

Me: "... Shut up, foodies."

"It's a blessing to be able to eat!" Thor aggrieved.

"Yeah yeah! You can't stop eating chocolate!" Officer Sallers echoed.

"I'm eating chicken drumsticks..." The two foodies looked at each other, feeling the urge to meet each other.

... If you can't save the earth quickly, get lost!

In the distance, the lead Malekith can be seen stepping out of the spaceship.I quickly pulled Thor's cloak: "You have to go!"

Thor nodded, and was about to swing the hammer and fly over, but Officer Sallers commented from the side: "Aren't you a god? You shouldn't appear so quietly."

When did you still care about this kind of thing!

"In your opinion, what should I say?" Thor's hammer actually stopped!

Police Officer Sallers snorted: "Come on, follow me! After a while, you go to him and say: Ah! Xiaoxiao in front of you, how dare you be so rampant! Do you know who I am! —— At this time, I am like an enemy You will ask back, who is here! Then you will yell domineeringly: call my name loudly! - special reminder: there should be five thunders at this time. Remember to raise your arms high, how serious your expression is How serious, and then mention Thor, SonofOdin, BrotherofLoki, BoyfriendofJane, FriendofCaptain, Godofthunder, Uncle McDonald’s, Grandpa KFC, Ambassador of Chicken Drumsticks, etc., I’m sure your appearance will be cool and dazzling!”

Thor nodded solemnly: "Okay, I remember it all!"

"Come on, hero! I'm optimistic about you!" Officer Sallers put on his police cap and gave a thumbs up.

"Well! Go about your business too, LadyEllie!" Thor gave her a thumbs up.

The two idiots walked away, Eric asked silently: "...Jane, can I entrust these two idiots with the task of saving the earth?"

I covered my face: "Don't talk to me, I want to be quiet."

London is over, I thought.

Had I known this, I would have died of lovesickness, and I wouldn't have let Thor come back.