[Captain Detective] Captain Detective

【ES: Love is like a Beetle. Those who are angry want to get out, and those who admit their mistakes want to get in. 】

On the main street outside Chinatown, I sat in the driver's seat, biting chocolate and drinking coffee for breakfast.

Not far ahead is a large supermarket. The time of nine o'clock on Saturday morning happens to be the busiest time.

It stands to reason that at this time I should be in the police station to deal with the deadly paperwork, but my new boss is a very considerate person. He sees that I have been working in the police station for five days and nights. Two days off.

But I don't want to go anywhere, I just want to stay by the side of the road and miss the time when I was a patrolman.

At that time, if you saw someone who was not pleasing to your eyes on the road, you could turn on the police lights and roar over to scare them, but now there is no such condition.

I used to have a little Beetle car, paid for by S.H.I.E.L.D., that was destroyed on the battlefield.When I came back from London, Tofu Mom gave me another car, and gave me a beautiful off-white color.

I love this little car with three doors.

When I was about to eat, two women came out from the supermarket door, carrying large and small bags in their hands.They all look Asian, but in reality, one of them is of mixed race.

The mixed-race one had big curls and khaki highlights.The other one is completely yellow with small eyes.

I know these two people separately, but why do they get together?

The half-race girl glanced at my car and seemed to recognize me. She ran over quickly with a smirk on her face, pulled the co-pilot away and sat in without asking if I agreed.She said in broken German: "GutenMorgen (German: Good morning), Officer Sallers, haven't seen each other for over a year!"

I squinted at her: "Where did you get the ghost pronunciation? German is a great language, please respect it!"

"English too!" Skye switched back to English, "Why haven't I seen you respect it?"

I didn't answer, just heard the rear car door slam, Aunt May opened the rear door expressionlessly, threw a pile of plastic bags into it, then sat in, and said in English with a slightly Asian accent: "Sallers."

I forcefully twitched the corners of my mouth and forced a smile: "Good morning to you too, Aunt May. Have you had breakfast yet? I still have some chocolate here, you need to try—"

"To the headquarters of S.H.I.E.L.D., thank you." Aunt May ordered concisely.

"...this is a police car, not a taxi."

Aunt May glanced lightly: "SHIELD Headquarters."

"...Yes, yes, you are old, you have the final say." I could only drive obediently.

"Huh?" Skye was curious, looking back and forth between the two of us, "So you know each other!"

"...almost." I know her fists and legs better than I know her, and my body knows her better than my mind—I'm already starting to feel a little pain in my face and stomach.

"how did you guys meet?"

"Pure physical intercourse." In the rearview mirror, Aunt May looked down and played with her mobile phone, her face still expressionless.

. . . What a misleading statement!If you want to say that I am often taught by you ♂ and ♂, just say so!Look at you scared Skye!She is still a child!I could only complain in my heart, but said verbally: "We are just the iron-like girlfriends born out of fighting!"

"...you don't look like best friends," Skye complained. "You're like her daughter, legally."

I don't want to be her daughter!It's bad enough that there is a tofu mother who insists on treating me as a daughter!Who wants to have a part of "Cinderella" in the real world with this violent woman!

Skye was still saying, "Officer, why are you calling Agent May Aunt May—uh, you should know she's a S.H.I.E.L.D. agent?" She looked at me warily.

Oh, of course I know, it was this violent woman who spent five years teaching me to be a secret agent.I said: "I know, I knew it five years ago. As for why it is called Aunt May, it is mainly because it seems kind, and the spelling of the word aunt (aunt) is much shorter than agent (special agent)."

"It's just one letter shorter, what do you want?" After complaining about me, Skye's eyes quietly looked at Aunt May with her head down in the rearview mirror, and what she said later was a bit meaningful, "But it's really close to call it that way. , I think so too..."

Aunt May replied without raising her head: "You can think about it when you can knock me down."

I couldn't help but look at Skye carefully, only to find that her pretty face was slightly bruised... Wait!Look what I found!This time it's your turn to get beaten, right?Haha, what did I say before?What a turn of events! (See Chapter 4 for details)

"Whoa!" Skye said adoringly, "Officer Sallers! You still knocked her over?! Can't tell, you're amazing!"

I replied very humbly: "It's too much."

"Of course, I've been beaten so many times, how could it be possible if I haven't made any progress." Aunt May lowered her head and mocked.

"Would you kill me if you let me play handsome for a while!" I tried to stare at this violent woman to death from the rearview mirror.

Aunt May in the rearview mirror never raised her head and looked away from the phone, but her thin eyebrows were raised provocatively, and the corners of her mouth curled into a mocking arc.

If I can't beat her, I really want to open the rear door and throw her out!In order to vent my anger, I clenched the steering wheel desperately.

"Pfft, calm down, officer," Skye was laughing, and after a while of rummaging in a plastic bag, he put a small piece of chocolate in my mouth, "I bought a box of chocolates, and I'll give it to you, just treat it as You send us to S.H.I.E.L.D. for our reward."

I was not polite to her, I lowered my head and bit it, but unexpectedly saw an electronic tracking bracelet on her wrist.Wear this thing, but don't think about touching electronic devices as usual-I wore this thing for a whole year when I just surrendered to S.H.I.E.L.D.

interesting.I swallowed the chocolate calmly and didn't look at the bracelet again.I originally thought that Skye was recruited by S.H.I.E.L.D. because of his hacking skills, but I didn't expect that he was not fully trusted like me...

Aunt May got a call as I pulled into the control of S.H.I.E.L.D. headquarters. The first thing Aunt May said was, "We're going back, Coulson."

...Coulson?Is it Phill Coulson?Captain Sweetheart seems to have mentioned this name, didn't he mean that he died?Heavy surname?

I dare not ask such a question.The Beetle stopped on the side of the street outside SHIELD, Skye left an open box of chocolates on the passenger seat, said goodbye, and got out of the car with the expressionless Aunt May with a smile on his face.

Aunt May's intriguing look before she left made me tremble with fear.

And before I restarted the car, I knew why she wanted to look at me—Comrade Cyclops, the current bureau chief of S.H.I.E.L.D. Chocolate pick up.

I took the chocolate from him and greeted him with the most amiable smile: "Hello, marinated eggs."

"You're back. Two years earlier than I expected." Fury said that right out of his mouth. "I originally planned for you to come back three years later."

I whistled frivolously: "No way, who told me to have a self-motivated heart! When I came to that country full of love alone, I made up my mind to repent and be a good boy. The result , I found that people's potential is really unlimited, once you really want to do it, you will definitely be able to succeed!"

"...don't you think you should thank Thor first?"

"Yes, I must first thank the hammer god who brought great chaos to London. He gave me great opportunities to do meritorious deeds," I said seriously, "but it mainly depends on me who is good at seizing opportunities!"

"...Aren't Londoners very gentlemanly and flamboyant? Where did you learn to boast?"

"The way you see London is absolutely different from mine." I said firmly, and then glared at him, "Why did you come in my car for nothing! People do things!"

Braised Egg said very calmly: "Go to Chinatown, thank you."

Damn Chinatown!I just got back from there with two agents!I raised my voice and emphasized: "I am a policeman! Not a taxi driver!"

"You are now in S.H.I.E.L.D.'s territory, there are three anti-missile weapons on the roof of the building that looks like an ordinary residential building in front of you on your left, and they just aimed at yours when Agents Skye and May got out of the car Little car," Braised Dan's tone became more calm and unhurried, "as long as I get out of the car now, you will be blown up to the point where there is not even chocolate left."

"...You're ruthless!" Gritting my teeth, I started the car, "I hate S.H.I.E.L.D. to death! You bastards with no humanity!"

Braised Egg just smiled contemptuously.Far away from the S.H.I.E.L.D. headquarters, he began to speak: "Two days ago, on Valentine's Day, what did you say to Rogers?"

There was a "thump" in my heart, for fear that he would find out: "What do you mean?"

"Did you know? From that day on, he asked for leave and didn't come for two consecutive days. I went to ask the black widow, and she said that he met you that night."

How did the widow sister know?I was puzzled, but also very sorry for the current state of the captain.

"I went to hang out with a drug dealer, and I had a meal with him by the way—although I didn't finish it," I told him very succinctly, "Nothing happened."

Butan didn't believe it, but he didn't seem to know the details of that night.He frowned, his eyes sharp: "Eleanor Sallers, I think you should have received my warning, right?"

I sneered: "Are you referring to the good things you did to my family? Yes, yes, I received it. I said why I just came back, and before my family had time to go back, my boss sent me out on missions. It was your fault." On Valentine's Day, I went back and opened the door to see that there was nothing inside.It’s fine if everything else is gone, anyway, I didn’t buy it myself.But I didn't even leave an artistic photo of Tofu. The only trace I left there was the small hole left when I smashed a nail into the wall.

"That's not your home anymore," Ludan said coldly, "it wasn't your home in the first place, after all, I found the place, and I paid the rent, and you just lived in it."

"Is it? But at least my neighbor is mine."

"...Dove Grey," the voice of the marinated egg dropped a few more degrees, and the threatening meaning in it became more and more explicit, "You better not try to do something to Rogers. I don't know if you reunited with Chocolate in London, but I I know, you will return to China so soon, you must have something to do with her."

I also made no secret of my anger: "I have said that I am no longer a prism person, when will you believe me? Wait until I disclose what I did in those five years to the media? Wait for you S.H.I.E.L.D. Are you done?"

"You can try it." Of course, Potato is not the kind of person I can threaten casually. As soon as I finished threatening him, he immediately began to threaten me, "Try how far the anti-missile weapons of our S.H.I.E.L.D. "

"That's a terrible statement," I put away all my anger and smiled. "Before you give the order to fire the missiles, you can guess where I will hide a few pieces of evidence about what I did, and I will When will you learn from Brother Edward Snowden and disclose all those things."

Braised egg looked at me coldly and didn't speak any more.I noticed that his hand that had already reached for the gun at his waist was retracted.I laughed mockingly, even if he really wanted to do something, with his protruding belly, I wouldn't be the one to suffer in such a small compartment.

By this time, Chinatown had already arrived, so I parked the car at the place where I had breakfast in the morning, and opened the car door for Braised Dan by the way: "You should thank me, I am a German who misses the past very much, it seems that you have done it for me For the sake of five years' rent, I won't send that thing out in the short term. You should also thank the captain, I hope to ruin your reputation, but I won't let him along with it."

Braised Dan looked at me deeply, and suddenly said: "I've always wanted to ask, Sallers, do you like—"

"It's easy to leave." I pushed him hard, and drove him out before he could say the word.Not in the mood to ask him what he was doing in Chinatown during working hours, I simply turned around and left without looking back.

I walked very smartly, but forgot that the traffic jam was the worst in front of me.

Looking at the very modern convoy from a distance, I quickly turned to another street before becoming one of them, then went around and returned to near Chinatown.

The marinated eggs are long gone.I picked a secret location, stopped the car, took out the chocolate Skye gave me, and ate it to vent my anger.

It really pissed me off!If you don't believe me, it's fine, you dare to threaten me!Also anti-missile weapons?When I was scared big?

I quickly unwrapped the chocolate, and quickly wiped out the chocolate. It took a long time for me to calm down.But the moment I calmed down, the rear door was opened again.

With a greasy aroma, the red-haired widow got into the car: "Good afternoon, have you eaten yet? I brought the soup dumplings from Chinatown."

"...You guys decided to form a team to play with me, right?" I turned my head and glared fiercely at the sexy woman in black, "And can you please stop eating this in my car? It smells so bad ah!"

"Then would you like to talk to me about sex on Valentine's night?"

Me: "... you eat, I don't mind all of a sudden."

The widow lazily stretched her legs and feet in the small back seat, and threw the mobile phone she was holding on to the seat. She took out the soup dumpling and ate it: "I came to you to discuss a bet."

"As a contemporary good policeman with five principles and four beauties, I refuse to gamble!"

"It's not for you to participate in gambling," the widow sister smiled mockingly, "You are the object of our bet."

I choked: "...Let me guess, the other object is the captain?"

"clever."

"... How many people gambled? What did they gamble on?"

"I'm betting on you with Clint and Bruce that you can get Steve within two years," said the widow, giving me a sideways look that made me terrified, "but it's been a year and a half, and you haven't got him, no? Say, something went wrong on Valentine's Day! What use are you for!"

"...It's all my fault, but I can ask, who are you betting against? What is the other party betting against?"

The widow's eyes were complicated: "We bet against Tony, and he is the only one who bets that you will be taken by Steve."

"...Why do I feel that Stark, the big local tyrant, is doomed?"

"Yeah, we all thought that at first, even Tony himself—he bet on Steve purely to antagonize us. We didn't realize it was wrong until last night when we had a party and Steve refused." The widow held her chin and smiled, "Do you know why he refused?"

I have an inexplicable premonition: "Is it related to me?"

"Yeah," the widow smiled and leaned back on the back seat, lazily crossing her legs. "He said that his neighbor hasn't come home. He wants to wait for the neighbor to come home and have a good chat with her."

...However, I have been working overtime these days, and I will never go back to that house.I was a little touched, and a little guilty.Knowing that the captain is a conservative with a low face, he deliberately kissed him in public, making him so embarrassed.

"Why didn't you go back?" the widow asked.

"I'm busy," I didn't dare to mention that I couldn't live in that house, but I wasn't lying, "I'm new to the anti-narcotics team, so what if I don't make a good impression on my new boss."

The widow sister bit the last bun and curled her lips: "Hey, girl, let me ask you, you kissed Steve... not just for the half-price meal, right?"

I couldn't help squinting at her: "Am I like that kind of superficial person? It must be to take advantage of the captain and buy a half-price meal by the way!"

"You are a superficial person." The widow concluded.

"no!"

"You are," said the widow sister, "too superficial. I only saw Steve pushing you away, but I didn't see him regretting it."

"...Wait, what are you talking about?" I turned around abruptly and stared at her in disbelief, "Who said you regret it? Regret what?"

The widow took a few pieces of paper from the back of the driver's seat, wiped off the oil on her hands, and then looked at me squarely: "Honey, bystanders are clear, believe me, Steve has been waiting for you to go back, but regret it—as for regret What, you know."

"...Wait, no, how do you know this so clearly?" My reflex arc finally connected to the front, and I realized that something was wrong.

"Do you think I'm willing to be your love counselor?" She rolled her eyes, "That blond sweetheart pitifully came to me, a good girlfriend, and said that the person who was kissed by someone was not responsible—how could I possibly in spite of?"

"Uh... Thank you for your hard work."

She waved her jade hand, indicating that it was all floating clouds, and then asked in a very curious tone: "I've been curious since I found out that you looked at Steve in the wrong way, what do you like about him? I mean, look It doesn't seem like someone who would like the old antiques in the 40s, on the contrary, Tony's coquettish and charming local tyrants are more attractive to you, right?"

"You are so Naiv (German: innocent)," I despised, "The humorous and coquettish Stark rich man is indeed very attractive, but greeting you sweetheart with a smile brighter than the sun every day on the balcony is even more touching!"

"So you're in love with Steve's smile?"

"No," I solemnly raised my index finger and shook it, "It's not just his smile, I love everything about him."

"He? Who?" The widow asked with a smile on purpose.

I rolled my eyes and replied, "Of course it's the great Captain America! I love everything about Captain America!"

The widow looked at me quietly, a smile of a successful prank appeared in her eyes.She smiled meaningfully: "Honey, promise me, you will have a good chat with Steve, right?"

"You just need to know that I won't give up until I take him down." I turned around and stopped looking at her, "But in a short time, I won't talk to him."

"Why? The timing and atmosphere are pretty good now?"

"No," I smiled coldly, "I still remember that he pushed me away and wouldn't let me touch his hand! Let's talk about it after I calm down!"

The widow said pitifully: "Poor guy..." I don't know if it's me or the captain.I saw her throwing the paper in my car casually, leaning forward, putting her arms on the passenger seat and the driver's seat respectively, showing a super charming and sexy smile: "Then, dear, take me back to S.H.I.E.L.D. .”

"...I'm going to kill you!!! I'm a policeman, not a taxi driver!!!"

I don't dare to go to SHIELD headquarters anymore, maybe Brain has already arranged someone to bomb me with awesome weapons as soon as they see me appear.

But the widow sister didn't really ask me to drive her to SHIELD, she got out of the car with a weird smile on her face.

I remained vigilant, for fear that someone would run into my car again.As a result, I received a text message from the widow: "Sorry, please forgive me." 』

I pursed my mouth, and I replied to her: "Forget it, you are doing it for the good of my sweetheart." However, I lowered my head and typed a little less vigilantly, and when I looked up, I saw another guy sitting in my passenger seat.

This guy with blonde round face and sunglasses looked at me coolly: "Yo, beauty, we meet again."

...Where did this thing come from again!

"Where are you going?" I stared at him with eyes that wanted to scratch his skin, "Going to the SHIELD headquarters?"

The guy said coolly: "No, please take me to cookie heaven!"

I kicked this bastard who came out to spoof the atmosphere out of my Beetle: "Get out!"

Watching that Hawkeye, who didn't know what to do, went away, I lay down on the steering wheel with a stomach ache.

What am I doing this morning!From Chinatown to S.H.I.E.L.D., and from S.H.I.E.L.D. to Chinatown, I'm fucked by these S.H.I.E.L.D. guys!

Next time I drive a Beetle out to play, I will cut seppuku!Swear by chocolate!

I rubbed my stomach ache from anger, but I heard the sound of someone knocking on the car window.I was thinking, who is so annoying, but when I looked up, I saw the captain with a gentle smile—the guy who pushed me away after being kissed by me on Valentine's Day!

They are really teaming up to play with me!There is no end!

He saw that I just stared at him but did nothing, so he reached out and pulled the driver's door.But the door was locked, and he couldn't open it.

The captain pointed to the lock in the car, and I shook my head firmly.Just kidding, who wants to open the door!I just said that I would chill him for a few days, how could I slap myself in the face immediately.

Unable to open the driver's door, the captain smiled helplessly.I could see from this smile that he would not stop there, and hurriedly pressed the button to lock the passenger door, but because the car had been turned off, I had to restart the car first.

However, I had just turned the key, and the captain had already turned over the hood of my car, opened the passenger door and sat in.

I immediately pushed open the driver's door, turned around and prepared to abandon the car, one leg was on the ground, but he grabbed my arm abruptly, and was immediately dragged back into the car.Before I turned back to stare at him, my wrist felt cold, and I heard a "click", and my handcuffs were handcuffed on my wrist by him.

"...Steve Rogers!" I yelled.

But the captain calmly put the other end of the handcuffs on his wrist.He raised that hand: "Now, can you have a good chat with me?"

I tugged on the handcuffs in disbelief, causing his hand to shake: "...Damn it! How do you know that my handcuffs—"

"Since I used to ride in your police car, I found that you will prepare two pairs of handcuffs in the car. One pair is hidden between the passenger seat and the driver's seat, and the other pair is in the back pocket of the passenger seat." The captain said Then, he reached out to find out the handcuffs behind the passenger seat, "Germans are used to step by step, and you are no exception, right?"

I knew that he was very good at observing the enemy's situation on the battlefield, but I didn't expect that he was also very good at observing his neighbors in peacetime.I smiled on the skin: "You are really amazing, sweetheart. Do you need me to take you back to S.H.I.E.L.D.? You put on your seat belt, and I'll drive you there..." My mouth As he said, the other hand had already touched the key of the handcuffs.

However, the captain seemed to know it a long time ago, leaned over, and took the key away without any explanation: "I know you too well, Ellie."

"...Can you stop talking like an idiot?" I rolled my eyes at him, "How do you know I'm here—don't say you just passed by by chance, I believe you have ghosts!"

The captain pulled out his phone: "Natasha texted me. Said this address."

Me: "...Damn! Isn't she allowed to eat soup dumplings! She dared to betray me! No wonder she sent that apology message! What about the friendship!"

"I can't help it. I'm her teammate in the bureau, and I can barely be regarded as her officer. Compared with friendship, she has to listen to me first." The captain is still smiling.

"... Abuse of power! You Luo Qihei!"

The captain smiled indifferently: "Sweetheart first, then Rochehei, did you ask me what I wanted before calling me?"

"...I thought you were used to being called by me."

"Well, I'm indeed used to it, but let's put it aside for now." The captain's smiling expression slightly restrained, "On Valentine's Day...why don't you just ask me about my wishes?"

"...I'm a little flustered that you brought up Valentine's Day so quickly." I just finished speaking when I heard a voice from the captain's cell phone:

"Of course the great Captain America!I love everything Captain! 』

There was a sudden silence in the carriage.

There's something wrong with this progression...

"...Haha, even the audio can be operated so proficiently, it's amazing, sweetheart." I said this, but my heart started to explode: Fuck!Fuck! Fuck!How could he have this!

A flash of inspiration flashed in my head, and I suddenly remembered that as soon as the widow got in the car, she threw her mobile phone on the seat... So, either she recorded the audio, or the mobile phone was on a call at the time, and the caller It's the guy in front of him!

"The hearts of you members of S.H.I.E.L.D. are really getting darker than the other," I said in a tone of admiration and sarcasm, "although the skin color is lighter than the other!"

"I'm sorry. In order to cure you, a psychopath who doesn't play cards according to common sense, I have to be a little bit darker." The captain said pointedly.

I said angrily: "You still have the face to say..." You were so refreshing when you pushed me away, but now you say you regret it, is it interesting?I whimpered in my stomach, but dared not speak out.According to this sweetheart's character, what should I do if I cry him.

The captain stared at me intently, and I stared at him, without speaking to each other.It's a little embarrassing... This is the first time since we met.I silently turned my head away and stared at the rearview mirror on the door.

Say something, I thought.For example, sweetheart, if you are shy and nervous, you can talk to me again in two days. Anyway, I am a model of shameless, thick-skinned...

Wait, I'm so shameless, I'm so thick-skinned... I'm not thinking right.I won't admit that I was actually nervous.

"Ellie," the captain spoke first, and I didn't dare to look at him, "This morning the property management team brought someone to your house to look at the house. I thought it was you who came back, so I went out to have a look."

"……you saw it?"

"Yes, I saw your vacated home, and that's when I knew you didn't plan to live next door to me."

No, no, in fact, I very much hope to continue living next door to your house, but your boss does not allow it.Unable to look directly at the captain, I bent my uncuffed arm, supported my head, and sighed deeply: "Sorry, I didn't tell you in advance."

"After Valentine's Day, I sat on the balcony for two days, thinking I could see you back..."

I was a little surprised: "We can't see the apartment door from our balcony, what are you waiting for on the balcony? Waiting for Juliet, Romeo?"

"...Because as soon as you go home, the first thing you need to do is to go to the balcony to get some air." The captain cast a translucent reflection on the car window. I stared at the reflection and found that he was still staring at me, "No matter what When it's windy and rainy, you go to the balcony as soon as you get home."

...I was squatting on you, brother!Don't you usually like to sit on the balcony and draw pictures?I complained, but couldn't help but want to laugh.Unexpectedly, my neighbors usually pay attention to me.

"...But I didn't know why you always go to the balcony until today..." Even from the reflection on the glass, I can see that the captain is unnatural.He was talking about, of course, the thing I confessed to him in front of the widow.

... If I had known that he was listening on the phone, I would never have said it so literaryly.

"Ellie? Are you listening?"

"...Go on, I'm listening."

"Can you look at me?" He tugged on the handcuffs, and I had to turn around to meet his blue eyes as he continued, "Ellie, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, for… ...to push you away from this..."

"Did you think that I kissed you forcefully just for a half-price set meal?"

"..." He didn't speak, but I could see it in his eyes—he really thought so.

"...Don't blame yourself. Judging from my usual behavior, I may indeed forcefully kiss someone for a half-price set meal. The timing is not good, and I am also responsible." I said, bowing my head, The handcuffed hand poked the back of the opposite hand once and for all.

"...Wait, Eleanor Sallers," the captain raised his voice suddenly, which startled me and thought he had hurt him, "You mean, if I wasn't there at the time, you might still have kissed someone else?"

When I think about it, it doesn't seem impossible.Anyway, I went to that shop for a mission that night, and I didn’t expect to meet the captain at all, and I’m a person who wants to make money if I have a bargain... I sneaked a glance at the captain, his face had already darkened, and I was scared. I immediately apologized: "I'm sorry Captain! I was wrong!"

The captain glared at me, turned his head away, and didn't bother to look at me.I'm afraid he's angry!When he gets angry, he looks very aggressive, and when he frowns, I want to kneel down and admit my mistake.

I carefully reached out and tugged at his clothes: "Sweetheart, you care about me so much...do you like me too?"

The captain was silent for a long time, still refusing to look back at me.I just wanted to be more shameless, but he said in a low voice: "Otherwise, you can call me sweetheart for so long for no reason, and spend all day to die, but still ask me this question safely?"

The voice is deep and sexy, kind of cool.But the tips of his ears were slightly red... "Sweetheart, do you dare to look into my eyes when you say that?" I smiled and cupped his face with both hands, forcing him to turn his head.

A look of unnaturalness flashed across the captain's face, then he frowned suddenly and grabbed my hand: "You—do you still have a key?"

I followed his gaze to my uncuffed wrists.I raised my eyebrows, hooked his chin frivolously, and pretended to say affectionately: "Honey, there are not only keys that can unlock a lock in this world, but also love!"

Captain: "...Oh, maybe there are paper clips." Then, he squeezed a paper clip out of my palm, and he continued to stare at me, "Are you really a policeman? Why do you compare yourself to petty theft? They are all proficient!"

"I'm going to kiss you in the next second! Can you not spoil the atmosphere!"

The captain finally put away his serious expression and smiled.This time he took the initiative to hold my hand instead of shaking it away like before.He asked me seriously: "Actually, I rented the next door again, would you like to go back with me?"

...The action is really fast, but it's a pity that Potato will no longer want me to live next door to him.But...

"I don't want to." I replied.

"Ellie I—"

I interrupted him: "I don't plan to go back to be your neighbor anymore, I want to live in your house!"

"..." He didn't say anything against it!Didn't say it!

Although my heart was already bursting with joy, I still kept a serious face: "Report to the captain! I want to play a hooligan! Do you allow it?"

Captain: "...I refuse to—"

Don't care about three seven 21, kiss first and then talk!