[Captain Detective] Captain Detective

[ES: Those who should come can't run away. 】

SueSue: "...don't come here."

"Don't be afraid, it's alright."

SueSue: "No, don't come here!"

"It's really okay, just for a moment, you believe me!"

SueSue: "Damn it, don't! Don't fucking come here! I'm going to call the police!"

In a fit of anger, I pushed her down: "Call the police in front of the police! Just change the fucking bandage, I'm so gentle, can you stop being like a pig?!" , without stopping, pulled off the bloody bandage on SueSue's thigh, and put on a new bandage for her.

At this moment, SueSue was wearing a sweater and only shorts, lying on the bed and moaning: "Fuck you! If you can be gentle, Captain America will fall in love with Red Skull!"

Damn it, can I bear this?Immediately, I pressed her wound hard, and she started to howl again in pain.

"What's your name, even if you shout your throat out, no one but me will touch you crazy!" After treating her wound, I sat on the bed and began to treat myself, "Damn, I was in the best years of my life. Meeting you is my bad luck!"

What a disaster!

After being shot, we were afraid of being caught, so we ran around, and finally ran to the ship from Hong Kong, China, via Sri Lanka, to Arabia this morning.The original owner of this room is now sitting on the ground opposite, his nose bruised and his face swollen.But he stared at SueSue's big white legs, his eyes were straight.

That's all SueSue is good for now.

Fortunately, SueSue and I were not hit critically and did not lose too much blood. I was able to deal with SueSue and myself's bullet wounds without daring to seek a doctor.

Fetch ammunition, sew needles, apply medicine, and wrap bandages.

After the wound was treated, I was fine, but SueSue started to have a fever.

Because of her, I was injured, couldn't see a doctor, and had to take care of her—never took care of my boyfriend so carefully!

It's really late for the Red Skull, I really owe this ancestor in my life!

I took the thermometer out from under her armpit, and the mercury stuck on it was above the lowest level of fever, which was much lower than before.

She pushed me to sit up and became more conscious: "What time is it?"

"19:[-] Indian time." I checked the time and stretched my muscles. "It's already dark, and it's almost time to act."

SueSue held her head and sat up, although her tone was serious, but her face was not serious: "Well, it's almost the same, our target should pass our northwest in 10 minutes - within my moving range. "

"I was so nervous my stomach constricted."

"Nervous? That's easy. Do you still remember the "March of the Volunteers" I taught you?" As soon as SueSue finished speaking, she began to sing the national anthem of the People's Republic of China.This guy can sing in Chinese.

I hum along a few words, and then listen to her finish singing.

SueSue put my shoulders on my shoulders with a smile: "When I sing this song, my whole body is full of strength."

"..." A German said so, and I was powerless to refute.

I rubbed my stomach, swallowed and said, "This time, I'm going to face S.H.I.E.L.D."

"You should feel lucky," SueSue said coolly, "This time what we need to sneak attack is not the headquarters of S.H.I.E.L.D., but a small boat under their banner—think about it, you can beat your boyfriend Leading a team of colorful Avengers?"

"Without you, I wouldn't need to face them, and I wouldn't be on this thief ship!" I gritted my teeth with hatred, "Even if I can go back alive, sweetheart is about to break up with me! Damn, I just slept with him Once..."

"Only once? It's sad, are you not attractive enough, or is he not good enough?" SueSue sneered.

To this, I can only respond with a sneer.

Sweetheart, he can't do it, it's just too much, too much!I'm almost dying in bed!Of course, in order to preserve my dignity, I can't tell SueSue about my undignified begging for mercy on the bed.

So I put all the blame on her: "It's all your fault! If you hadn't made so many moths, maybe sweetheart has been resting at home for a few days, and we have used up a whole box of Durex in the family set! Maybe we It can roll from the sofa to the bed, from the balcony to the kitchen, from day to night, so that the sky is dark!"

"Why didn't you say that you just broke the bed?" SueSue responded to me with a nasty smile, "Honestly, I'm a little worried that your dear one broke the bed in agitation, and I'm even more worried that he will also tear your bed apart. Torn down—have you seen The Twilight Saga 4?"

...of course I have.At the time when the vampire male protagonist and the human female protagonist had sex for the first time, so so Su, my blood spurted and I almost cried out in the movie theater desperately.

But when it actually happened to me, I didn't think it was wonderful.

It's not impossible for the vampire hero to tear down the bed with his bare hands.Before I went to London, Sweetheart and I were still neighbors who loved and respected each other.Once I went to his house to make trouble and made a mess of the room he had just cleaned up. He even broke the solid wood coffee table with a smile on his face!

I was so scared that I knelt down to him on the spot, and I never dared to bother him when he just finished cleaning.

That night when I had sex with him, whenever I heard a slight "crack" sound from my waist, I had the urge to burst into tears, for fear that he would break me in the middle (shé).

I regret it!You shouldn't jump into this deep pit with no ladder just because of that handsome face and super sexy figure!

I silently regretted that I had chosen a poor candidate, but the original nervousness was diluted a lot.

SueSue wants to stop S.H.I.E.L.D.—or Hydra's "Insight Plan". While searching for evidence that the "Insight Plan" is beneficial and harmless, she is also trying to find a solution.

Even if I asked about this kind of technical question, I still couldn't understand it. Instead, I was made fun of for my IQ, so I simply didn't ask.However, SueSue seems to have figured out something.

"I need a strong ally." SueSue told me when I was in London.

I remembered the Rising Tide organization that Skye used to belong to, but SueSue dismissed that organization: "This organization started out with a good purpose, but it has almost reached the end of it. Now they, It is disappointing to have learned the convenient way to gain a foothold in the world, know the benefits of money, and adapt more and more to society.”

"Then where do you go to find an organization that can compete with Hydra?"

SueSue smiled: "There is a theory that has been widely recognized for more than 70 years-the biggest enemy of Hydra is Captain America and his little friends."

"...You mean, turn around and find S.H.I.E.L.D.?"

"I couldn't think of a better ally."

"But you also once said that not everyone in S.H.I.E.L.D. can be trusted!"

"Yes, so I'm still observing, picking targets from S.H.I.E.L.D.—the first is Captain America, but in terms of technology, looking for him is worse than looking for Tony Stark."

"...Then you go find the big local tycoon of Stark!"

SueSue shrugged: "No, he won't believe me. I hacked three batches of weapons he sold to the EU and NATO. I guess he still hates me."

Me: "...can there be any organizations and countries that don't hate you on this earth?"

"Yes," she said seriously, "for example, in the red country with the largest area in Asia, I have established a long-term cooperative relationship with them. They can be said to trust me. I got one last month citizenship of their country."

"...But when it comes to the United States, they can't help you in an open and honest way." After thinking about it, I realized that there is only S.H.I.E.L.D.

"That's why I said to observe slowly." SueSue laughed.

I don't know how far she has observed, but I can tell that she has been a little irritable recently.Otherwise, he wouldn't have been so reckless in kidnapping a senator at the foot of S.H.I.E.L.D. headquarters.

Speaking of which, I have to mention that she set the fire in the senator's residence.

Before SueSue made up as a reporter and approached the senator, she had to go through a strict inspection. There should be no lethal things on her body, such as the tip of a pen, such as gasoline and lighters that are flammable.

But SueSue brought the stuff in anyway—perfume is the best flammable product in this situation.

As for lighters, the unfortunate Senator offered to provide quite expensive lighters.

When SueSue restrained the senator with a belt and tie, she poured a whole bottle of Chanel's high-end perfume on him, then turned on the lighter and smiled: "Dear senator, it's such a beautiful night, you and I dress honestly , but the heart and mind should be more frank - you don't want to be frank, I like to play so that others can be frank with me."

She slowly tortured the poor senator into a nervous breakdown, deciphered the details of Project Insight from him, and set fire to his residence.

Originally SueSue wanted to keep the senator as a witness, but when she smuggled the person away according to the original plan, the sniper who ambushed me that night ambushed her.

"I swear, if I don't chop WinterSoldier into a pulp, I don't have to live!" SueSue gritted her teeth.

The Winter Soldier had ambushed her twice and shot her four times, and it was only natural that she would hate him.After ambushing her, that cool guy also killed the witness SueSue had prepared.

The evidence she got was dead, which made her embarrassed for three seconds, and then three seconds later, she decided to intercept the ship of SHIELD - the Star of Moria.

"What attracts you to Star of Moria?"

"Insight Plan, do you know?" SueSue was still having a high fever when she explained to me, "Using the target positioning satellite launched into space and the weapons I haven't found out yet, through a calculation, shoot and kill all those with The man who is the threat - the sword of Damocles that hangs over all of us, is launched from the star of Moria."

"...This thing, even if you can teleport, it's useless, right?" I was inexplicably sure that my name and SueSue's name were both on the list of "people with existential threats".

But SueSue is definitely ahead of me.

"Otherwise, sister, what am I running around for? Do you think I will work hard to save the people of the world? Just kidding, I'm not your mistress." SueSue showed a cold smile, and handed me a USB flash drive, "Inside It is empty, I need you to copy the launch content on Star Moria for me."

I could only roll my eyes: "Well, Fury's worries finally came true—I still have to do things for you."

I wrapped the bandage four times around my waist, tightening the wound.This is not conducive to wound healing, but it can temporarily facilitate my movement.

I changed into a raincoat with a hood and brought all the alien guns with me.Once on the ship, I use the alien gun to prevent the real gun from killing people.After all, I'm not really trying to fall out with S.H.I.E.L.D.

SueSue also put on her hooded raincoat, and she was pinching her watch: "Come here, it's almost time."

I walked over: "You said you lost so much blood, wouldn't you lose weight? It would be bad if you were lighter than me."

"I saw that your biology was taught by the physical education teacher, but you don't understand blood circulation." SueSue looked at me pityingly, "Even if I lost a lot of blood and lost weight, wouldn't you be the same?"

"...Are you still going?!" I grabbed her arm angrily.

She smiled and snapped her fingers.

Along with top-heavy airsickness, I heard a whoosh, and the salty sea breeze nearly knocked my hood off.

"Good luck." SueSue patted my shoulder, and I looked back, but I couldn't find her.

Great, now it's all up to me.

SueSue gave me the structure diagram of Moria Star in advance.My memory is not as good as hers, but at least I figured out the room where the main computer is located.

I walked a few steps carefully against the wall, but I didn't see anyone, and there was no sound. The whole boat seemed to be dead.

It is said that there are all civilians on the Star of Moria, but it is impossible that there is no sound at all.Could it be that they are all technical nerds?I hate tech geeks.

I continued to feel and walk, and finally saw a living person after turning a corner—a tough guy with a gun and dressed as a pirate!

I suddenly realized that the reason why the ship was so quiet was not because it was full of technical geeks, but because the ship had been "requisitioned" by pirates.

Fuck, I'm alone, with so many pirates, I'm still kidding!S.H.I.E.L.D. sucks!An organization that can make the whole world tremble with a cough, but it will be robbed by pirates in the Indian Ocean?

It is necessary for me to inform SueSue, and then consider changing the ally.

Depressed, there happened to be a pirate walking towards this side.I quickly hid in the darkness, and waited for him to walk into a blind corner here before making a move.

He didn't know what he was cursing, I'm not SueSue's language genius, I couldn't understand it at all.As soon as he stepped into the darkness, I shot decisively.

He covered his mouth, kicked his crotch, elbowed his head, and knocked him down with a few blows.I pulled all the falling hair back from my head, and without a rubber band, I had to let it loose.

This pirate is equipped with a gun, which is very lethal, but there is no noise reduction equipment, so it cannot be used, otherwise the sound of firing will be so loud that I will be surrounded by onlookers.

I tied up the passed out hapless bastard and continued to grope towards my destination.

However, I just walked out of the shadow area, and suddenly found pirates lying all over the deck of the ship, and there were many more white things.Looking closely, it looks like a parachute one by one... Are the reinforcements from S.H.I.E.L.D. coming?

Sure enough, on the deck I was looking at, a man in the uniform of S.H.I.E.L.D. STRIKE (Special Forces) walked past.My heart is pounding.This kind of trivial robbery by pirates shouldn't bother Captain America, right?

I couldn't help but put my hood on, climbed up to the second floor, and tried to copy the U disk as quickly as possible.

I like to fight with men, because I can openly attack the vital points in the crotch that everyone has, and I can use my lack of strength as an excuse to openly pinch and bite.If you give them a sweet smile before fighting them, maybe you can reap the unexpected effect of being merciful from the opponent.

That's why I hate fighting women.Everyone is a woman, and they will not show mercy, and there is no fatal point of a man.

Ordinary street-swearing women are okay, they also tear their clothes and hair and spit on each other.

If you are unlucky to meet a woman who is more skilled than a man... such as this red-haired super beauty in front of you.

Tell me, why is the Widow from the Avengers' main attack here? !Was this ship hijacked by pirates?Are there aliens on board?Or strategic missile nuclear weapons?

Damn it, SueSue, you fucked me up!

The widow lady came with a smile on her face and a charming figure, her hand resting on the gun on her waist.I quickly pulled out the copied USB flash drive and lowered my head for fear of being recognized by her.

"It's late, Ellie." She pierced my pretense at all, "You're so easy to recognize."

"...Hehe, the weather is really nice tonight!" I smiled, because the door was blocked by her, so I could only slowly move towards the window, "Sister Widow, look at the beautiful dark clouds—— The dark clouds over the Indian Ocean are awesome! You can’t see this view in Washington, do you want me to take a picture for you-”

"Oh, dear Ellie, my dear sister-in-law," the widow was still smiling, but the beautiful smile revealed a hint of danger, she was approaching, and I quickened my pace of movement, "Your disappearance makes us respect and love The captain is about to rebel against S.H.I.E.L.D., but have you come to rebel against S.H.I.E.L.D.?"

"You won't believe it," I said solemnly, "I'm not anti-SHIELD, I'm saving S.H.I.E.L.D.!"

The widow smiled: "Really? To save everyone in our S.H.I.E.L.D."

"Yes."

She continued to laugh, but glanced towards the window: "Captain, did you hear that?"

Sweetheart is here too!My back was numb, my heart was beating fast, and I immediately looked back to the window.However, there were dark clouds outside the window and no one was there.

His eyes froze without warning—damn it, he was tricked!

The wind of a sneak attack hit me, and I hid in a panic.He avoided the widow's slender legs, but he couldn't avoid her hooked arms.

I thought to myself, she has such a good figure, and the next second, I was knocked down by her.

The widow sister wanted the USB flash drive in my hand, so she pressed it all over me, wrapped her legs around my body, and broke my hand violently.I gritted my teeth and bent my knees and kicked her in the back.

The first kick was blocked by her sideways arm. I had already predicted it, and it was not surprising. I just took advantage of the moment when she was distracted and punched her in the face.

The punch pulled down the wound on the abdomen, and I "hissed" in pain. At the same time, I saw the darkened face of the widow sister.

... A woman's face can't be beaten, especially the face of the black widow.

I was about to cry.

"Give me the U disk, and I won't beat you to death." After giving me a pair of panda eyes, the widow sister said sullenly.

The deep meaning of this sentence is that as long as I give her the USB flash drive, she will beat me until I go to see the captain, and then he will decide whether to beat me to death directly.

I wanted to cry but had no tears: "It's obvious that you hit me first, so I'm not allowed to resist... You people from S.H.I.E.L.D. are always unreasonable..." As I spoke, I held up the USB flash drive.

She reached for it, and a second before she touched it, I threw the USB drive into the air.The widow's eyes drifted slightly, I resisted the severe pain in my abdomen, immediately rolled her off me, raised my hand to grab the USB flash drive, smashed through the window and escaped.

The widow didn't come after me. Although I was puzzled, I didn't dare to stay. I clutched my belly and hurried to the place where I boarded the boat.

From a distance, I saw SueSue waiting there.Seeing me flustered, she staggered over frowning: "What's wrong with your eyes?"

Before I could swear, another warning came from my eyes—SueSue would be headshot and die soon.

Without saying a word, he rushed over and threw her down, and the bullet hit the railing beside the boat.

This process may have hit the wound on her leg, and there was a muffled groan in her ear, and she rolled out of my arms and fell over the side of the boat.

I hate foreseeing other people's death the most. This is different from predicting in a second. Every time a death is predicted, my eyes will hurt.I blinked my eyes uncomfortably, knowing that there were still people who wanted to kill us, so I gritted my teeth and got up.

But before I had time to stand still, a black figure rushed towards me. Before I could react, I was punched in the stomach by him and fell back heavily to the ground.

There was a sweetness in his mouth, and as the severe pain in his stomach spread, a mouthful of blood poured into his mouth.

I opened my eyes wide and saw that the sneak attacker was Brock Rumlow, the leader of the S.H.I.E.L.D.

Although he was smiling, the murderous intent in his eyes could not be hidden.If this guy is from Hydra, then how important is the thing on this boat that they don't intend to capture us alive, but kill us directly!

It is really necessary to take the things in the USB flash drive out!I made up my mind, struggled to get up, took down the alien gun on my waist, and shot Rumlow who was rushing.

This time he fell to the ground.

I pulled SueSue and pushed the USB drive into her hand. SueSue froze for a moment, and before she could speak, I kicked her over, kicked her into the sea, and then jumped forward, dodging a gun that came from nowhere.

My stomach hurts so much I can't straighten up.I just felt that someone stepped on my back hard, and the cold iron was stuck to the back of my head, and the sound of the bullet being loaded rang in my ears.

I suddenly thought: it’s a dog day, is that U disk waterproof? !

However, at this fatal moment, I still did not foresee my own death. Instead, I foresee the scene I least want to see at this time.

With a sound of "Kuang--", the gun was knocked away by the shield, and the foot that stepped on my back was also taken away.

A rather familiar hand stretched out, grabbed my arm, and dragged me up.The wound on his abdomen opened again, and his eyes were also throbbing with pain.

I was dizzy, but I refused to take my eyes off the man in front of me.Facing sweetheart's complicated eyes, I only had time to say one sentence:

"Honey, your new uniform is so pretty..."

As soon as I finished speaking, my eyes went dark, I fell forward, and I don't know if I bumped into his arms...