[Captain Detective] Captain Detective

∨Chapter 2【ES: The New Neighbor】

ES: How silly of me, really, would actually be willing to babysit an antique.

The phone call went out.The other party connected immediately in a face-saving manner: "Who is there?" 』

"It's me, Ellie, sir!" I said coquettishly, "I know you miss me—"

"Eleanor Sallers! !Where the fuck did you die when you didn't come to work so early in the morning? ! 』The boss yelled angrily.

"You know, sir, I hate eating chocolate the most," I answered him solemnly, "but one can't be too self-willed and spoiled by oneself, so I came out to buy chocolate."

"Shut the fuck up for me! ’ The irascible boss yelled, ‘Where did you come up with so many excuses!It's not the first time you've skipped work to buy chocolate!What did you say 'don't be too self-willed', you will not be self-willed someday! 』

"Sir, you really know your subordinates!" I said sincerely, "Do you want to eat chocolate? I should treat you to the best handmade chocolate in New York. Unfortunately, this shop was bombed today. What a pity."

"...Wait a minute, what are you talking about? 』

"New York." I looked up at the ruined Stark Industrial Building at the top, "I'm on 39th Street right below Stark's building, and I have to say, he has bad taste, and the building looks pretty unaesthetic— —”

"New York! Stark building!39th Street!Did you fucking attend the Alien Wars in Manhattan, New York today! ! ! 』

I couldn't help recalling the captain's handsome face covered in dust: "Yes, I also accidentally saw Captain America who had just thawed out. I have to say that he is much more handsome in real life than portraits and wax figures. The Smithsonian Museum is really Ruined such a handsome man—"

"You fucking met the captain! ! !And saw his face!Fuck!unfair!You're a chocolate-poisoned slob who skips work all day and you get such shit luck!No, the captain is in New York, I need to apply to my superiors, I want to work in NYPD! 』

"Oh, as long as you're happy." It's as unreliable as he said that he would fire me every day.I paused, and continued, "Let me tell you, sir, the captain's chest is really great! I sneaked it, it's absolutely true!"

"Shut up!I don't allow you to touch the captain's chest with those dirty hands!You are not allowed to do such dirty things! 』There was a "ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping" noise from the boss. It seemed that he was too excited and overturned the table.

"Okay, okay, I won't touch it if I don't touch it. Sir, my little beetle was blown up, and the mobile wallet left on it is gone. Now I don't have a penny. You need to save me!"

"..." Changing the topic of the captain, the officer immediately calmed down, "I said, why did you contact me with a mobile phone number you don't recognize. 』

I shrugged, although my boss couldn't see it: "There are mobile phones everywhere in the street. I took this mobile phone from a little brother who just returned to the arms of the heavenly father. It's sad that such a young and handsome little brother died so young .”

"...A lot of people must have died there, right? 』

I touched my swollen eyes: "Heavenly Father called them, and they had to obey."

"... why don't you go to the NYPD, they can arrange for you to come back. 』

"But how do I explain to them absenteeism during the workday?"

"You still remember that you were absent from work on weekdays!When you come back, I can't beat you to death! ’ The boss cursed and said, ‘You fucking stay where you are, I’m going to help you find someone to arrange for you to come back. After finishing speaking, he hung up the phone mercilessly.

The boss's resoluteness is really flattering.I opened the phone's address book, deleted the call record I just had with my boss, and put it back to the original owner.The little brother still had a frightened expression on his face, his blue eyes were wide open.

What a sin, though Captain and his motley crew were more reliable than they looked, and eventually shut down the dark alien lair in the firmament, but they couldn't save everyone.

Ah, I also joined their team for a short time, more or less half of their members, I can't save everyone.Will the captain feel guilty and cry?I don't know what the captain's pair of pure blue glasses will look like when he cries.

Leaning on the alien gun I picked up, I stood by the side of the road waiting for someone.The little brother at my feet accompanied me.

About half an hour later, a pure black SUV drove over.The driver's window was half rolled down, revealing a shiny black head and a ridiculous face wearing an eye patch.

I laughed very, very unexpectedly: "It's so strange, you actually came to find me in person." I blew a kiss to the little brother who had been with me for a while as parting, walked around to the co-pilot with the alien gun on my shoulder, and opened the door sit on it.

"It was Frank calling and asking if I could drop by to pick you up," Director Nick Fury said.My boss used to work in S.H.I.E.L.D., and he and Fury are old friends.

"Oh, there is such a big thing in New York, and SHIELD can't justify it if it doesn't show up. Did you come in a spaceship? Did it fall again? Tell you to show off." I said, knocking on the car glass, "Where is the chocolate?" ?”

"It's behind the back of the passenger seat. ’ the mechanical male voice replied.

"Thanks." I reached for the chocolate.

"You are welcome. 』The AI ​​on the car replied humbly.

Nick Fury looked at me coldly with one eye, but didn't stop my behavior: "Your hunger for chocolate shows that you really worked hard today to save the world and the people of New York."

"Stop talking, I'm a bit anxious because the chocolate shop was bombed, and I don't have any chocolate to eat." I said, and took out a pack of chocolates, oh, I'm very disappointed, it's not my favorite brand, let alone very sweet white chocolate , I unwrapped the package in disgust, "You, a black man, actually prepared white chocolate—are you afraid of biting your hands when eating dark chocolate?"

"Since when did you become a racist?"

"Stop rambling, tell me what you want from me."

"Are you qualified to say I'm long-winded?" Fury gave me a sideways glance, "Since I came to you on my own initiative, you should understand how important the task I'm going to give you next is."

I bit off a big mouthful of white chocolate, my cheeks kept agitating, and my voice was vague: "What important task? Are you inviting me to join the colorful and colorful Avengers led by Captain America? I am not as good as the Black Widow, You'll have to find me a cool, colorful uniform too—"

"I'm not Frank, and I'm not big enough to tolerate your chatter, so don't worry, there is no place for you in the Avengers." Fury interrupted me, "I can't tell you the mission yet."

"Then what are you talking about with me so much? Can you eat too much? Waste of time!" I was indignant.

"...you've wasted most of your time," Fury said, contemplating for a moment, his one eye turned to me, and he asked a very sudden question, "Have you met Rogers?"

I was chewing chocolate, too lazy to talk, so I nodded.

"How do you feel about him?" The topic was getting weirder.

"It's pretty good, even though I have [-]-[-]% oily hair," I thought carefully about the appearance of the captain I saw on the battlefield, and I lowered my head and moved my paws, remembering the touch at that time, "The breasts are actually faster than mine. It's getting bigger. If I go to the gym every day, will my breasts become bigger?"

"..." Fury held his forehead, "I just wanted to ask your first impression of him, why did you pull it on your chest?"

"First impression? Very reliable, very stable, very handsome, with big breasts—you know, you know—blue eyes, and," I licked the chocolate sticking to my fingers, "I'm very worried."

"People with a 70s ditch, of course, have a lot of things on their minds." Fury said, starting the car.

I fumbled behind the back of the seat for a long time, but couldn't find anything.Tsk, why didn't this guy prepare a little more chocolate.

I turned around and was about to ask him why he didn’t prepare more chocolate when I saw him driving with one eye staring at the kebab restaurant outside the car.

Alas, the heavy responsibility of saving the world is really beyond the reach of ordinary people.In order to keep a low profile, this group of people can’t even eat whatever they want, unlike me, who can skip work anytime they want to buy chocolate.Look at the eager eyes of this braised egg.

"Eat it if you want to eat it." I said sympathetically.

"Eat? What to eat?" Director Fury turned around and asked in surprise, "Isn't the chocolate given to you?"

"I mean, if you want to eat kebab, just go, don't hold yourself back," I patted him on the shoulder, "As the leader of world peace, don't hold back when you should indulge yourself. You Are you afraid of losing face if you don’t buy it? Don’t worry, I’d be happy to buy it for you, but I’m penniless now, so if you want to buy it, you have to give it to me—”

"If you don't shut up, I'll kick you down." Fury said coldly.

I made a motion of zipping my mouth, propping my chin as I watched the car drive by the kebab restaurant.

Why won't Fury tell me the content of the mission?I could not understand.I have done so much for S.H.I.E.L.D., Fury should already trust me, but this is the first time I have accepted such a mysterious mission.The mission is dangerous?Afraid to cause my fear?

Oh, this only arouses my interest.I have been a policeman for a long time, and I still look forward to more thrilling tasks.

But, I was wrong, very wrong.

Braised egg didn't tell me the content of the task, not because I was afraid, but because I was afraid that I would beat him—he arranged for Captain America to live next door to my house.

"Your task is to guide the captain to adapt to the new life." The S.H.I.E.L.D. agent who has been talking to me said coldly.She is a Chinese, and Fury said that she is the best female agent in S.H.I.E.L.D. except Black Widow.

I knelt down to her: "Aunt May! I'm not a nanny!"

Aunt May glanced at me indifferently: "No?" She said, and moved her wrist joints.

I can only admit cowardice.No way, I learned all my fighting skills from her.After being beaten for so many years, I was afraid of her when I saw her. This has become a conditioned reflex.

"This is your mobile phone," Aunt May threw a new mobile phone to me, "Hold it well, don't break it again."

My mobile phone was given by S.H.I.E.L.D. Firstly, the contact is more confidential, and secondly, it can monitor me.I took it over, and it was an iPhone 5 made of rich gold: "You guys are too picky! The 6s is out, and you are still reluctant to buy it for me!"

"Do you think any model of highly encrypted mobile phone can be used?" Aunt May said coldly.

"Yes yes yes, I thank you for the entire S.H.I.E.L.D.." I waved my hand, "Why don't you leave? Do you want to stay and eat chocolate? The chocolates I bought recently are all inferior, so I won't keep—"

Aunt May stepped back, turned her wrist up, and made a posture ready to attack: "Come on, let me see your recent skills."

Me: "...Well, what kind of chocolate do you want to eat? I have Hershey's KISS limited-edition chocolate here, which is delicious. Come, come, I'll get it for you——wow! There's no surprise attack Yes! You cheat!"

Aunt May's sudden shot threw me to the ground, she said coldly: "Where are your eyes? Where's your prediction?"

I lay on the ground and stared at her: "I will be very hungry if I keep using this ability! My eyes will be swollen! How can we welcome the captain to move in tomorrow!"

"Stop talking nonsense, no matter how serious you are, I will show no mercy." She said lightly.

"I'm going... Why did I surrender to S.H.I.E.L.D.!" I regretted, blinked, and the world doubled in front of my eyes in an instant. Aunt May's next move is vivid.

But when I stood up, all I could think about was how to prevent her from beating me so that I wouldn't be able to see the captain tomorrow.

It's a pity that on the second day when the captain who moved over early saw me from the balcony, his face was full of astonishment, and the first thing he said was: "Your face...is it okay?"

I touched the bridge of my nose with the Band-Aid on it, and pretended not to care: "It's okay, I just fought with a very good fighter yesterday, you know, I'm a DCPD policeman. Oh, by the way, good morning , and welcome to the new home.”

"Good morning to you too," the captain smiled helplessly, "I didn't expect your house to be next door."

"Of course you didn't expect that." I couldn't help sneering.The braised egg guy still kept it from me until yesterday!

The captain looked me up and down: "Don't you have to go to work today, Detective?"

"Well, how should I put it?" I scratched my head and lifted the hem of my pajamas, "I was arrested for skipping work last month, and the supervisor followed behind me to trouble me, so I can only obediently stay at home and be quiet for a few days. "

The captain showed a natural expression: "Although you helped a lot that time, I have to say that you should really reflect on yourself at home."

"Tsk, don't act like you're okay," I squinted at him, "You ran to the balcony, because the smoke alarm went off at home, and the whole family was drenched in the rain. Our toilets are not soundproof. Great, they are still close together, I heard them just now."

The captain adjusted the clothes that were tightly attached to his body because the clothes were wet in embarrassment: "I just want to warm up some milk."

I looked at this old man who didn't know how to tinker with modern machines with pity: "Go and open the door."

"……what?"

"Go and open the door. The property owner is still sleeping late at this time. He won't come to help. Let me go in and close it for you-it's really noisy." I walked back to the bedroom and pulled a piece of paper from the hanger. Put on a coat, turn off the alarm clock that said seven o'clock in the morning, open the door and go out.

Tofu was faster than anyone else, and jumped out the moment the door was opened, joyfully grabbed the leg of the captain who opened the door, and coquettishly called out: "Wow——"

"...Is it your pet? What breed?" The captain walked around the room again, his blond hair was soaked, and the old-fashioned oily head was damaged by water, sticking wetly to his forehead , with the conspicuous three-vertical-striped brow and the slightly pointed beard on his chin, he looks pitiful.

"It's called Tofu, and it's a combination of husky and Alaska, but it's not my pet, but my nephew." Sure enough, I saw the surprised expression on the captain's face, "What are you talking about?" I shrugged, " Its owner is my good friend, and she always calls Tofu her son. According to seniority, I am its aunt."

"... Good friend?" The captain grabbed a word.

"Yeah, buddy, like you and Bucky."

"...Bucky and I are best friends." There was a sense of guard in the captain's tone.

"Yeah, you guys are really good ♂ji♂friends!" I said swearingly.

The captain seemed a little vigilant, but the sound of water coming from the room and the "beep" of the siren interrupted his vigilance.I put my hand on the door panel, looked at him, and pushed gently.He didn't refuse, so I walked in openly.

You never know the full extent of things until you see them.All the decorations in this room are similar to those in my house, but I just adjusted them like looking in a mirror.This marinated egg!It was basically cleaned up for the captain according to the decoration of my house!Forget about being lazy!

I thought indignantly, and groped to the main switch to turn off the smoke alarm for him, and took the opportunity to glance at the kitchen—very good, except for the pot on the stove that smelled of milk paste and the pot not far away. The milk bottle is almost destitute.

I asked the uncomfortable captain: "What time did you move here in the morning?"

"Get here at six, and after a little tidying up, it will be seven o'clock." The captain replied truthfully.

"Have you eaten yet? I suppose you haven't."

The captain nodded as expected: "I just brought this little milk over here."

Poor kid, doesn't he know he can get some from the food truck outside the apartment?I rolled up my sleeves: "Want to drink milk?"

"...Do you want to help me?"

"Can you handle it if I don't help you?" Before I finished speaking, the captain had already shown an embarrassed smile.

I preoccupied the guests, drove out the two things that got in the way, Captain and Tofu, and opened the refrigerator to take a look. Come on, doesn't Fury know that he should prepare some food for this guy who doesn't know anything?After washing the pot, I lit the fire, helped the captain heat up the milk, then went home, brought all the sandwiches I prepared, and planned to finish breakfast together at his house.

When he got back to his house, he was wiping the wet table in the living room and talking on the phone.I glanced over and saw him and tofu sitting on the couch.The captain responded in a low voice: "... I see, I will trouble you." Hearing the voice, I was so disappointed.

I went back to the stove, poured the warmed milk into the cup, found the tray from the cupboard, took the milk and the sandwich to the living room, the captain hung up the phone, looked at me with blue eyes - at that moment there was a kind of becoming I feel like a nanny.

"...Why are you looking at me like that?" The captain, as the head of the family, was actually more reserved than me.

I bit my sandwich, and replied vaguely, "I'm curious, a person who can't heat milk can answer the phone so skillfully."

"...I was forced. They couldn't leave this small box for a second all day long. Even if it was only the distance between upstairs and downstairs, they wouldn't want to send a message." The captain picked up the milk and went down in one breath. More than half, "Huh, the temperature is just right, thank you."

"No, no, I can drink milk with you." I feel that I am very generous.Tofu kept scratching my clothes with its paws to give itself a sense of presence. I waved its paws impatiently, "Go, go, go home and eat your dog food later! It's not enough to see your aunt Do you want to eat it!"

Tofu whimpered, and the captain relented: "You can eat some of mine." Seeing the sandwich delivered to his mouth, Tofu immediately perked up his ears happily.

Ignoring this brat who is particularly good at acting, I asked, "Let's hear it, why are you so sad?"

The captain who had lowered his head raised his head in surprise: "How do you know that I—"

"Your brow could kill a fly," I pointed to his brow. "What can make the great Captain America so depressed? May I have the honor to hear it?"

The captain unconsciously held the sandwich in his hand, hesitating very much.

"Steve," I put down the sandwich, and he looked at me again with his blue eyes full of thoughts, "Is our comradeship still there? It's fine if you didn't call me Ellie when you saw me before, you turn forward, you Call me Detective again? Don’t forget, you haven’t sent the chocolates to DCPD yet! I know no one likes to bring up old stories, but I just have to mention it. I said that the correct way to thank me is to send me chocolates, How can you not count your words? Are you still not the great Captain America? Back then you—"

"Shut up, you," the captain stretched out his hand and patted my head, dumbfounded, "It's too long-winded!"

"Are you going to tell me?" I looked at him along the direction of his arm, "Don't force me to use the big CD move."

"... CD big move?"

"It's a trick more terrifying than chattering."

"...Okay, let me say." The captain withdrew his hand helplessly, lowered his head slightly, and looked away from me, "Before we left New York last week, Fury and I—do you know him? He is -"

"The director of S.H.I.E.L.D. not only has a dark face, but also a dark heart. If you want to get along in DCPD, you have to know S.H.I.E.L.D., you have to know the director of S.H.I.E.L.D." I continued, "Go ahead .”

"I told Fury I wanted to meet Peggy."

I blinked: "This name sounds familiar."

"PeggyCarter, I, I used to..." The captain was suddenly at a loss for words, and looked at me embarrassedly. I pretended not to know anything, and continued to listen attentively.He hesitated for a moment, took out a pocket watch, and handed it to me.There is a picture of a beautiful woman inside.

Although it is only in black and white, her beauty is not compromised.I said: "Even if she is old, she will be magnificent."

The captain shook his hand, silently took back his pocket watch, but didn't say a word.

I picked up the cup and swallowed the milk: "So? Can't you go see her?"

"Fury said that she is very weak now and may not be able to see me." The captain said, his head almost dropped to his knees.I couldn't help but reach out and stroke his head.

"How much do you want to see her?" I asked.

The captain was silent for a long time, until the tofu almost finished the whole sandwich, and then he said sleepily: "I originally wanted to...but after being rejected, I suddenly felt a little..."

I looked at this handsome blond guy who bears the great title of Captain America, but he is still an ordinary man on the inside. I felt sorry for him: "Are you a little scared?"

He doesn't speak.

I continued, "It's 70 years after all, and it's normal for people to be different from the person you used to know. Let me ask you, are you afraid of seeing your aging lover?"

"Not afraid." The captain replied without hesitation, and I could see the unwavering sincerity in his blue eyes as always.

"Oh, then what are you afraid of?"

This time the captain kept silent for a long time, I thought he would not answer, but he said: "...she lived happily without me for 70 years, if I go to her, will..."

Aha, was it because he was afraid of disturbing Peggy's happy life?Such a lovely character.I couldn't hold back for a while, touched his head, and pushed his milk towards him: "You drink the milk first, this is the fruit of my labor, don't let it cool down."

The captain looked up at me, and I pointed to the milk with my chin.He took it obediently, picked it up, and looked up.I also drank my milk and stood up: "Captain, do you have any other activities planned for today?"

The captain looked at me, although he was puzzled, he didn't say anything, just shook his head.

"Well, let me arrange your activities today."

The captain quietly waited for my next text.And I snapped my fingers playfully: "Let's watch a movie."

Although Fury unreliably did not prepare ingredients for the captain, but the computer, TV, DVD and so on were quite complete.I brought a movie disc from home that had been treasured for many years, and waved it in front of the captain: "Hey, the old popsicle that has been frozen for 70 years, have you heard of the Titanic in 1912?"

"...That was a few years ago, and I was four years old, what do you think?" The captain glared at me, "Also, who is the old Popsicle?"

I don't intend to entangle him with the year and whether it is a popsicle, and go directly to the following: "This is a romance film, filmed in 1995, about a noble lady and a poor painter on the 'unsinkable' ship. A love story on a hapless ship, I think it's a lot like you and Peggy."

"...Peggy and I are both soldiers, how are we similar?"

I raised my eyebrows: "Don't make a definition so early, watch it first and then talk about it." After finishing speaking, I stuffed the film in and pressed it to play.

The captain's muscular body huddled in the sofa, staring at the TV with doubts and expectations.I went to heat up the milk again, and watched with the captain with my legs crossed.Tofu is very dishonest and insists on getting into my arms.But as long as I touch its head, it will be honest.

The movie tells a story at the beginning of the last century. At that time, the painting style was similar to the era of the captain. I can see the nostalgia in the captain's eyes after the film started.What's more, this is a color movie, and the movies the captain has seen before are all black and white.

It's a pity that I have watched this film a hundred and eighty times, and now I really can't watch it anymore.

When Jack and Rose officially met, I stood up.The captain who was watching seriously looked at me, and I explained: "I'll go back and change my clothes, take your time."

I left the tofu at the captain's house.As soon as I went back, I closed the doors, locked the windows and drew the curtains, and then took out my new mobile phone.In the new mobile phone, I only saved the phone number of my boss.I skillfully entered a series of very ordinary and ordinary numbers, the other end rang a few times, and an artificially synthesized female voice said bluntly: "Shower (SHOWER)?" 』

"Happiness (HAPPINESS)." I replied.

"Rainbow (IRIS)"

"ETERNITY."

"LOQUACITY?" 』

"..." Every time I come to this sentence, I don't want to continue, "DONE."

"Beep...beep...beep...wow," the phone was connected, and the voice of the marinated egg came over, "are you so active in reporting work, DG? 』

"You think I want to be so aggressive?" I rolled my eyes.

"Come on, my time is limited, I have a meeting in 10 minutes. 』

"Just one question, about the captain," I said, hearing Fury's voice sigh, "Hey hey hey! You knew he was going to be such a hassle, didn't you? And, since it's such a hassle, why didn't you He stayed in the dormitory at your S.H.I.E.L.D. headquarters? Wouldn't it be more convenient there?"

"Is this your problem? 』

"Of course not! I just thought of it suddenly, can you tell me?"

"Of course we want to keep the captain, you know, it's convenient to guide him, and it's also convenient to monitor him. 』

"Ha, it's your style, what crime did the captain do, you want to treat him like this." I didn't hide my sarcasm, "Then why did you let him go?"

"He doesn't like being watched. ’ Fury brushed off the question, “Now for your question. 』

"Let me ask you, the captain's failure to meet Ms. Carter...is not because of her health, but because she doesn't want to see her, right?"

"..." Fury paused, "The captain actually told you this.How do you know it's the one she doesn't want to see? 』

"Oh, come on, I'm a woman too," I sneered, "If it were me, 70 years later I would be a messy old man, and my lover back then was still beautiful and youthful, and even went to the bedridden stage, crying and crying. If I don’t pick up a knife from the bed and chop him, I already love him very much.”

"... Ms. Carter is not a psycho like you. 』

"Heh, have you ever seen such a young and beautiful psychopath like me?" I sneered, "Please persuade Ms. Carter more, what should I do if I don't see her captain crying? Do you want me to wipe his tears with a tissue?" ?”

"...Needless to say, we are also making arrangements. Fury sighed, "It's not that Ms. Carter doesn't want to see the captain, it's just that her physical condition is really not very good. 』

I had a bad feeling: "What's wrong?"

"Well... I will try my best to persuade her," Fury didn't answer my question, "Leader will leave it to you. 』

"..."