[Captain Detective] Captain Detective

[SW: Facts have proved that don't jump to conclusions about things you haven't seen. 】

When I lived alone, I sometimes relied on the alarm clock and sometimes relied on the biological clock when I started running in the morning, but I always went out on time at 04:30.

Not anymore.

Now I have to spend an extra half hour waking a dog up.What's more, calling it just once won't wake it up.

Isn't it said that huskies are naturally active, noisy and funny creatures?Even if it is mixed with Alaska, its joyful nature should not disappear, but why is this dog named Tofu so lazy?

When the captain entrusted the pet dog to me, he specifically mentioned the important matter of taking it out for a walk every day.However, every time I get up early and go to call it, it first slightly opens its eyes, showing a particularly human impatience, and then turns around and continues to sleep, unless you coax it hard, it will never look at you again .

...It really deserves to be the dog of Captain America's family, and it is raised like a human being.

Tofu is indeed different from other dogs in that it has a relatively high IQ.

First, this guy will open the door.This refers to an unlocked door. In terms of dogs' fleshy paws, it is more difficult for them to open a locked door.Now I have to lock the door when I take a shower to prevent it from running in suddenly.

Second, the guy picks out the TV for himself.On the first day it arrived at my house, I went to take a shower and didn’t turn off the TV. When I came back, I saw Tofu occupying my sofa like an uncle. I pressed the remote control to adjust the channel with my paw, and finally locked on the food channel. Flow Harazi.

Again, this guy must understand human language!must!And it also has a broken heart, every time I run back with it and tease the neighbor's hot girl, it will always sabotage in a serious way-bite your trouser leg and drag you out Ugly, pissing on a hot chick, or howling until we shut up.

Once I was so angry that I called the captain to complain, but the captain was very surprised after hearing my complaint.Because he has lived with Tofu for more than a year, it has never troubled him, and has always been obedient.

Cooperating with this dog will still bully the weak and fear the strong, right?Seeing that I am not as white as Captain America, nor as strong as Captain America, you think I am easy to bully, right?

There was also a small episode during this period. When the captain heard me tell it to wake up in the morning, but it pretended not to hear it turning over and continuing to sleep, I seemed to hear his very happy and helpless laughter.

"Pets are always like their owners." The captain said with emotion.

like master?I couldn't help but look at the tofu lying at my feet, which was very quiet.It looked at me with its big blue eyes that seemed innocent, but its ears were straight, and it must be eavesdropping.

It is said that the captain's girlfriend has raised it for four or five years.

I really can't imagine what a virtuous woman would be like with it.

In fact, when the captain said its owner, he meant his girlfriend's friend, right?I always think that the women that the captain would like should be the kind of beautiful, gentle, strong, brave, and understanding people, not the kind of cheaters who are sneaky, pretending, and lazy.

That's right, tofu must be very similar to the captain's girlfriend's friend!I firmly believe.

The captain only entrusted the dog to me temporarily, and he thought that he could take the tofu back in two or three days.It's just that I don't know what happened to S.H.I.E.L.D. recently. The captain has been very busy, so busy that he only had time to call me that time.

Damn, I've saved a lot of trouble, but I can't find anyone to talk to.

This morning, I took a lot of effort to coax Tofu out for a run. I held his rope and walked on the street while eating breakfast.

In fact, I don't need to tie this thing on it at all. It never runs around, but always follows me in small steps, neither fast nor slow, neither forward nor backward.This Chuaner has only the appearance of a husky, without the funny soul of a husky, but has an elegant mentality like a Samoyed.

Just looking at it alone, it's quite flattering.

As I was thinking this way, my pace involuntarily quickened.At this time, there was some commotion at the intersection ahead, and a police car rushed over. I dodged in time and brushed aside the car.

And Tofu used its Alaska's alertness, broke free from the leash, and hid far away.

I didn't pay attention to the police car before it rushed over. When it hit the phone booth and was forced to stop, I noticed that there was no one in the driver's seat, but there was someone in the co-pilot.

Worried about the safety of the person inside, I hurried over to help.

But before I opened the car door, the person inside kicked the car door and walked out by himself.

Tofu, who had run so far before, threw himself into this man's arms with lightning speed.

"...Tofu? Why are you here, kid?" The man who came out rubbed his bruised head and said in English with a German accent.

I took a closer look and saw that it was a female police officer in a police uniform.

Black hair, blue green eyes, not tall, sweet and lovely, very likable.

It's just that this cute female police officer has an ugly face, staring fiercely at the tofu stuck to her, with her hand on the gun at her waist, feeling like she will pull it out and slam it at the tofu at any time.

Tofu didn't notice the danger at all, and squeezed his throat very obediently and called out: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo—"

"Shut up, it's useless to act like a baby with me!" Saying that, the female police officer threw the tofu to the ground.Tofu didn't get hurt, and was still sticking to her tirelessly.

... My intuition tells me that these two people must know each other.

The female police officer noticed me standing there, frowned and thought for a while, then walked towards me.

I subconsciously took a step back.

"Hey, boy," she said, a small stream of blood trickling down her forehead, "I'm DetectiveSallers, and I'm commandeering your phone."

It’s okay to give it to her, but when I was taking out my pocket, a voice came from the pager on her waist:

"Attention all DCPD officers!Issue level one alert now!The former police officer Eleanor Sallers of the anti-narcotics team shot and wounded two police detectives for no reason, and took Chief Frank Smith to escape!The license plate number of the police car I took was xxx!The whole city is now blocked, and the whole city is searching for EleanorSallers!Notice!This person carries a weapon and can be killed directly if necessary! Over! 』

I looked at the license plate of the crashed police car, and it was the xxx that the pager said.When I turned my head again, the female police officer was smiling at me, her hands still raised in the air.

She smiled sweetly and kindly: "Mobile phone, handsome guy."

"...What did you say your name was just now, officer?" I took my hand out of my pocket, but didn't take out my phone.

She tilted her head with a smile, there was obviously no trace of viciousness in that greasy smile, but I still smelled danger: "Well...won't you give it?"

After finishing speaking, she smiled again, and suddenly rushed over without warning, as if she wanted to force it.

But... did you find the wrong person?I sneer.

Even if I'm an airborne soldier, I'm good at ground warfare!

Thinking of this, I sideways avoided her punching punch, grabbed her arm, and was about to fold it when she immediately bent her elbow to clamp my arm, bent her knees and slammed into my stomach.

I'm amazed at how fluid she is, but I'm not overwhelmed.

Before she hit me, I put my hand on her knee, rolled my arm, and twisted her arm.

But her flexibility was beyond my imagination. She was twisted by me like this, her whole body turned upwards, and she twisted her whole body to straighten her arm that couldn't be twisted.

This is not over, as soon as she hit the ground, she immediately grabbed my arm with her backhand and threw me to the ground.

I didn't want to just fall to the ground like this, but the inertia was too great, so I could only let go of her first, but my retracted hand took the opportunity to draw the gun from her waist.

However, before I could touch the gun, the brat, Tofu, suddenly rushed out, bent his body, and bared his bright white teeth at me, threatening in a low voice, "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" Now it is also full of ferocity, as if warning me that as long as I dare to make a move, it will rush to bite me recklessly.

As expected of the blood of the two most wolf-like dogs, this threatening posture has the demeanor of a wolf.

I was startled and couldn't help but back away from the female officer.This time, Tofu restrained himself a bit, but still stared at me vigilantly.

Even the ghost could see that it was protecting the female police officer who was wanted by the whole city.

...It really knows her?

After the female police officer stood firm, she wiped the blood from her forehead, glanced at Tofu, and the corner of her mouth curled up: "My good boy, your uncle and I have raised you for so long."

...Wait, aunt?Uncle?What did the captain say at the beginning?Tofu is his nephew...Huh?Huh!

I looked at the female police officer in astonishment, and when she raised her hand, it was my mobile phone in her hand.

He patted his pocket, and it was empty.When did she touch the phone away?

I saw her input a string of numbers into the phone, typed it out, and it was connected within a few seconds: "Hello? Widow sister? It's me, Ellie. Where's sweetheart?"

sweetheart?what sweetheartI am surprised.

She paused for a few seconds, then said: "It's me, honey, would you like to discuss with me why Tofu is next to a black man who may have been a soldier?"

I don't know what the person opposite said, she raised her eyebrows suddenly, and turned her eyes to me: "Hey, handsome guy, what's your name?"

"...Sam Wilson."

"Sam Wilson...yes, tall and thin and strong, he was a soldier." She looked me up and down as she spoke.

I added: "Formerly in the 58th Airborne Rescue Division, now in the VA (Note: Veterans Affairs Department)."

The female police officer relayed my words, and then looked at me curiously: "Your circle of friends is getting wider and wider, sweetheart."

... I probably guessed who this "sweetheart" is, and I also know the identity of the police officer in front of me.

Also, I want to give myself some root wax.

I told the captain before that I want to find a chance to meet his girlfriend, look, I have already done it before I met... Thank God, when she punched me in the face just now, I chose to avoid it instead of giving her back Punch!

The female police officer is still on the phone: "...No, I didn't get it. SueSue's USB flash drive was handed over by Officer Smith long ago. I wanted to hold him out, but let him escape...Huh? Are you in New Jersey? Are you What the hell are you doing there!" She rolled her eyes, "...Yes, yes, I understand, you have the final say—then you tell him?"

After she finished speaking, she walked towards me and handed over the phone: "Handsome guy, Captain America wants you."

"..." I took it with a trembling hand, "Team, captain? Is that you? I'm Sam..."

"Uh, it's me, Sam. 』It really was the voice of Captain America! "I'm sorry for what Ellie did. 』

"...This police officer is your girlfriend?"

"Yes, she is Tofu's aunt. 』

I couldn't help turning my head to look at the female police officer.Seeing that the atmosphere had calmed down, Tofu returned to its cuteness again, clinging to the female police officer sternly, but she kicked it away impatiently, cursing: "You fucking wipe the halazi clean before you touch me !"

I choked up for a moment: "Captain, what about the beauty, gentleness, and understanding that you promised?"

Captain: "... who is that?" 』

The female police officer cleaned the wound in front of the mirror, and then put a Band-Aid on it.I stood by the door and watched her.

She is now at my house, because the captain will not be able to come back from New Jersey for a while, and I am curious about what kind of development this is, so I agreed to the captain's request to let the female police officer stay.

I don't know why, but when I think of the captain's busy schedule a few days ago, I have an ominous premonition.

I couldn't help asking: "Detective——"

"Eleanor, or Ellie," she glanced over, "just call the name."

"Uh, ok, Eleanor," I didn't dare call her Ellie like her boyfriend, "are you really a policeman?"

Eleanor raised his chin coldly, took out a police badge from the pocket of his police uniform and threw it to me: "This thing is useless, use it to pretend."

"..."

I took it and saw that it did say "Eleanor. W. Sallers" on the reverse of the badge.It seems that she was a policeman not long ago, but she is not anymore.

"Why is DCPD hunting you?" I asked curiously.

"I arrested a high-ranking officer and shot and wounded two people in police uniforms."

"Does the captain know what you've done?"

"I told him about the DCPD that I went to later - he was going to pick up a crucial USB drive, and so was I."

I think of a police car with no one in the driver's seat: "The USB flash drive you asked for was taken away?"

"Yeah," Eleanor explained briefly, "I thought it would be safer to hide the USB drive in the police station, but unexpectedly, the police station has already been infiltrated."

"Infiltrated? By whom?" I pressed.

Eleanor looked at me, smiled without saying a word.

I was a little dissatisfied: "Hey, look, since I brought you back, it means that I have caused trouble. If you don't tell me the truth at this moment, it's too outlandish, right?"

She smiled and was about to speak, but at this moment, Tofu's panicked whine suddenly came from the kitchen, and Eleanor and I became nervous at the same time.

When I bring Eleanor back, of course I have to bring back the tofu.I watched Eleanor treat the wound in the living room while he ate in the kitchen.

It was already used to eating there, as a dog that was smart enough and quite powerful—the vicious side was still vivid in his memory—he shouldn’t be guilty of the stupid thing of getting his tail caught in the refrigerator, right?

And because I brought back a wanted criminal, I locked the doors and windows of my house. If I want to come in, I have to pry the doors and windows apart from ringing the doorbell.But no one rang the doorbell, and there was no knocking on the door or window.

Eleanor called for Tofu, but not only did he not see it running over, but there was no answer.

I exchanged glances with Eleanor, picked up the gun she put on the table, and walked cautiously towards the kitchen. Eleanor stood up too, frowning in vigilance.

I came to the door of the kitchen, only to hear the sound of a bowl spinning on the ground.I immediately rushed in with a gun, but there was no trace of tofu in the kitchen, only its usual bowl circling on the ground.

A dog actually disappeared out of thin air!

I felt bad all of a sudden, and turned around to go to the living room, but before I got out of the kitchen, I heard Eleanor scolding in the living room: "Damn!"

When I ran to the living room, Eleanor was gone too!

Two living creatures, one person and one dog panting, disappeared from my house in such a fucking miraculous way!Who can be sure that I will not be the next one to disappear?

If it weren't for the bloody swabs and police badges on the table, and a gun in my hand, I might feel that everything that just happened was an illusion.

Immediately, the background music from horror films such as "Silent Hill" filled my ears.

When Captain America and Black Widow knocked on my door in disgrace the next morning, I was even more distraught than either of them.

The captain was surprised: "Sam? Are you okay?"

My lips trembled a few times before I could say: "Captain of Team Team Team Team! My house is haunted!!!"

Captain: "...wait a minute, speak slowly."

I told the whole story in detail, and the captain and the black widow listened silently while wiping the dust off their bodies.

When I finished speaking, the two looked at each other.Black Widow spoke first: "Steve, are you thinking the same thing as me?"

The captain rolled his eyes—and this man rolled his eyes again: "I think so."

The black widow looked at me sympathetically: "Poor Sam, I wanted to do something good, but I was so frightened. However, it is her 'child' after all, so it is reasonable for the parents to take the child away."

"I knew that SueSue wouldn't get better if Ellie was so vicious." The captain held his forehead and said, "But it's fine if she takes Ellie away, Ellie's injury hasn't healed yet."

Me: "...Although I don't know what you are talking about, I am even more panicked."

The captain assured me that yesterday's horrific scene was just a misunderstanding.And as Eleanor's boyfriend, he is not worried about Eleanor's safety at all.

It seems that she should really be fine.This finally allowed me to breathe a sigh of relief and change the subject to talk about what the hell was going on.

Although the captain, like Eleanor, didn't want me to get involved in this matter, I had already had too many connections with these things, and I couldn't get away, so he told the story bluntly.

The current director of S.H.I.E.L.D. was murdered, Captain America was wanted, and Hydra, which should have been destroyed decades ago, was resurrected by S.H.I.E.L.D. The amount of information was too large, and I almost died on the spot.

Now think about it, the person Eleanor said took away her very important USB flash drive was also a member of Hydra?

"What's in that USB flash drive that Eleanor wants to take?" Black Widow knocked on the table and asked the captain.

The captain said calmly: "Ellie and I were in a hurry when we separated. She simply mentioned that the USB flash drive belonged to the prism, and Hydra didn't kill her because of it."

Prism?I couldn't help but froze when I heard this term.I have heard of this organization. Although the famous radical human rights organization is only active in Europe, countries all over the world, including Asia, are trying to eliminate them.

It was originally reported that this organization had been disbanded, but a few years ago they suddenly engaged in a Washington kidnapping case, which made people guess that the focus of the Triangular Prism's work had shifted to the United States, which made the US military and intelligence agencies nervous for a long time.

But within a few days, the organization actually sank again, and it hasn't made any big moves until now.

How do you listen to the tone of the captain, Eleanor is a person with a prism?

"Oh, so I know what that is," Black Widow suddenly said. "When I didn't work for S.H.I.E.L.D., any unit I worked for wanted that thing."

"Why?" I couldn't help asking.

"There are many people who wish not to associate with their middle school classmates anymore, do you know why?" Black Widow laughed, "Because your middle school classmates have your black history, whether it's stories or photos, those who make you think It’s in their hands that they can’t sit still. And you’re just an ordinary person, maybe you just need to keep a distance from them, but if—”

"If I'm not an ordinary person, the person who holds my black history is not an ordinary person..." I was speechless, "Hey, once this thing is revealed, no matter which country it is, the current high-level people will have to change people again?!"

Black Widow curled her lips and nodded.

The captain propped his arms on the table, and frowned: "Natasha, so, if you want that USB flash drive, S.H.I.E.L.D. is no exception, right?"

"Instead of worrying about this, Steve, you should worry about the safety of your little lover." Black Widow patted the captain on the shoulder, "You should have guessed why SueSue picked up Eleanor when the USB drive was lost. Bar?"

The captain pinched the bridge of his nose silently and frowned.Now even I can feel how critical the situation is.

But, I really want to say, can't the guy named SueSue who took Eleanor tell me before taking him away? !Such a sudden surprise, a man like me was almost scared to death by her!

However, how did SueSue manage to take away two moving and panting people, one person and one dog, in the blink of an eye?

I'm curious.

The captain and the black widow found some important information in New Jersey, and they decided to ask the person in charge of Hydra.

Naturally, I, who had been involved unconsciously, couldn't let go of this opportunity to express myself.

I mean, it's Captain America who needs my help right now!What a blessing to be recruited by a childhood idol!

With the help of the captain, I put on the flying wings that I took off earlier.To be honest, since my partner Riley died, I never thought about wearing this one again.

And it feels different after wearing it again.After all, I used to obey the orders of the military, but now I obey my own wishes.

It's just that there is not much time left for me to be handsome.

We were ambushed on the viaduct, and one of the leaders was told by the captain that it was the Winter Soldier.He's waving a mechanical arm, he's more fucking cool than me flying with mechanical wings, and he's even more attractive to the captain's attention!

But, is this attention too much?When the captain saw the Winter Soldier taking off his mask, something went wrong with him!Even with all of us rounded up by Hydra men, he was still in a daze.

That person was Bucky, the captain said.I didn't realize it at first, and it was only when the black widow reminded me that it was the friend and comrade-in-arms of the former captain.

But the problem is, he should be dead already.

"That must be him..." the captain looked down at the shackles on his hands, which were dozens of times stronger than those on our hands, and said to himself.

I can't believe it, but I'm more worried about our ending next.The black widow was shot, and the captain was a bit devastated. We were all trapped in a car, and were guarded by two people. How could we escape.

When I was anxious, I only heard the captain say again: "You have to wait until Natasha can't stand the pain and beat you to death before you are willing to take action, Ellie?"

There was silence in the carriage.

"...What?" I couldn't help asking.

I heard the guard sitting next to me make a faint voice: "I knew that Bucky is your true love, right, sweetheart?" Then the man suddenly pulled out the electric/shock/gun and shot the other A detainee who was completely unresponsive was stunned.

...what the hell happened?

The man took off his helmet and showed a rather aggrieved face: "I'm a little stuffed, what should I do if I suddenly don't want to save you?"

It's really Eleanor!She was armed to the teeth with this outfit, how did the captain recognize her?

The captain rolled his eyes again: "Then after getting out of the car, Natasha will kill you, and I will definitely not stop you."

The black widow sitting on the other side of me sneered like a queen: "Oh hehehehe..."

...This group of people can't be serious when it's a matter of life and death.

Eleanor brought a complete set of equipment, in addition to tools for picking locks, there are also tools for drilling holes in the bottom of the car.

We jumped out of the car one after the other, and after rolling for a distance on the road, I hit something.At first glance, it was a pair of beautiful black Martin boots.

Then I looked up, and a big beauty who looked like a mixed race looked at me with a smile.My back felt cold in an instant.

Damn, why does this man look so fox-like when he smiles? !

Not wanting to be scared for too long, I quickly got up from the ground.Over there, Eleanor and the captain had helped the black widow up and walked over slowly.

"Finally, I met you head-on, Chocolate." The black widow smiled palely.

The woman called Chocolate squinted her fox eyes and raised her chin: "Natasha Romanoff, the top spy code-named Black Widow. You have been chasing me for so long, and finally saw me. Have you ever been very excited?"

"Excited, of course excited," the Black Widow gritted her teeth with a smile, "I know I am very excited, why don't you hurry up and drag me out of these two young lovers who look at each other affectionately!"

I took advantage of the situation to look to her side, and sure enough, Eleanor and the captain were... glaring at each other.

deep feeling?What a ghost!Are there any lovers who stare at each other like this? !

"I thought you guys would be busy getting the USB drive back." I helped the Black Widow over to hear her say that.

Chocolate folded her arms and smiled: "Don't worry, there was only half of the contents in the USB drive, and they took it away, and it didn't help much."

"Have you prepared two U disks?"

"That's right," Chocolate raised her eyebrows and smiled triumphantly, "The other USB flash drive is more portable, with a capacity close to unlimited, and it's free—"

"There is such a USB flash drive?" I was surprised, "Please send me the URL."

"Don't rush to ask for it, you can't get that kind of USB flash drive." Black Widow suddenly mocked.

"...Why? Are there too few resources?"

"No," Chocolate shook her head regretfully, "It's just that a brain capacity with a high IQ like my sister's is not something anyone can have."

"..." I need a very, very large USB flash drive to store all the swear words I want to say right now.

Eleanor and Chocolate came prepared, and we soon got into the car they prepared.

The black widow asked where we were going, and Chocolate just said that he would take us to meet someone.

"Oh, I hope that person is really damn necessary to see," the black widow covered her shot shoulder, her lips turned white, "because my mother is going to die of pain!"

"Don't worry, there is a doctor there who can help you." After Chocolate finished speaking, he signaled us to keep quiet and listen to the conversation in the cab ahead.

The driver is Eleanor, and the captain sits in the co-pilot.Before they knew it, they were chatting.

"Say, do you love Bucky or me!" Eleanor's tone was strong at first.

"...I remembered something. When you recommended "Brokeback Mountain" to me, what kind of mentality did you have?"

"Short oil, I thought I had to educate you about the current worldview!" With the captain's words, Eleanor withdrew from his tough state.

"The MV of "Call Me Maybe" too?"

"Both are classics, right?"

"...Ellie, I've been wanting to beat you up for a long time, you know?"

"Hey, you really still love Bucky more than me—"

"...Halve chocolate for the next year."

"I was wrong! I was wrong!" At the end, Eleanor had already conceded.

I covered my face from behind, unable to bear to watch.

"By the way, sweetheart, how do you know that person is mine? I think I disguised myself very well. In order to show off my height, I specially put on [-] cm insoles! Rumlow led the team himself, but he didn't recognize me .”

I froze my ears again, because I was also curious.

"..." The captain was silent for a moment, then whispered, "Smell, I can smell the unique chocolate smell on your body..."

Tsk, goosebumps are up.

The car stopped, and it seemed that it had reached its destination.

As soon as I looked up, I saw Eleanor leaning over, hugging the captain and kissing him.When the captain pushed her away, she was already licking her lips and smiling triumphantly.

... At that moment, how I wish I was blind.