[Captain Detective] Captain Detective

[TS: Don't hate me, I will correct my mistakes. 】

I guess I don't need to introduce who I am because you already know me.

If you have to introduce it, this article will become a personal biography of AnthonyEdwardStark——Chapter 1 talks about my life experience, the second half is used to introduce my achievements, and the rest is all about personal relationship history, and the ending must also write " When he closed his eyes in peace, the whole world mourned."

No way, Grandpa is just that good.

But if the old Popsicle found out, he would calmly and seriously suggest that I add a few more chapters to record my mistakes.

Sometimes I hate his coolness because it usually shows me that I'm wrong.

For example, the problem of Ultron.

The origin of the matter is hard to tell, maybe it started when I took on the task of defending the world, or it started from the first alien invasion.

Although it was later confirmed that it was the trick of the red-haired girl, I was still terrified by what I saw in the illusion—if I hadn't sent the nuclear bomb into the wormhole, what would happen to us now?

Maybe other heroes will come out to defend the world, but we certainly won't have the opportunity to make fun of Captain America and bet him with the female police officer.It is even more impossible to have the opportunity to witness the scene where he puts a ring on his little lover.

Everyone is willing to be lazy, hoping to change their working time to their own hobbies, even Captain America is no exception.Let's admit it, his favorite thing to do now is definitely not to wipe the cold shield, but to get into the warm bed of the Death Star if he doesn't eat chocolate.

As a friend, shouldn't I contribute to his little hobby?For example, invent a few artificial intelligence robots to defend the world for him or something...

Whatever, I invented Ultron without telling him—well, I, with the help of Dr. Bann—er, quietly invented Ultron.

"Yes, yes, it's all my fault! I'm too arrogant, narcissistic and arrogant, okay?" I threw the smashed machine on the table angrily, "Stop frowning! Old Popsicle!"

"...I don't want to blame you, Tony, it's just..." The captain pondered for a long time, but couldn't say anything, he could only pinch the bridge of his nose, "Sorry, I'm a little too anxious."

I rolled my eyes: "I know you've been under a lot of pressure recently, but in fact I am too!"

His brows are still furrowed, and he seems to be very dissatisfied with my nonchalant tone, but he doesn't seem to want to hit me yet—what else, just now Thor gave me a 100% throat choke without any explanation, I fucking I can't remember how many times I have been choked by others!

"I'm sorry, Tony," was all the captain finally said.

Although there is still anger in his tone, I am satisfied that he didn't hit me with the shield my dad made him.

I don't need his preaching, and I already regret it.

Because after Ultron had its own consciousness, it first clicked Jarvis, which it thought was a threat to it.

For my faithful and sincere Jarvis, I will never spare Ultron if I have the chance.

Speaking of which, I'm sure I can get a dog to back me up.

When the captain brought his wife, he also brought his pet.It was a mixed breed dog, half husky, half Alaskan.This guy originally belonged to the mysterious Chocolate who was also a mixed race, but now he has obviously been raised by the captain as his son.

Jarvis is very close to this dog named tofu (tofu). Jarvis has its own pet language translation system, so we often hear tofu barking in the building, and Jarvis patiently explains and chats with it.

Once I was playing all night in the laboratory, and I passed the reception room when I went to the bathroom, and I heard Jarvis reading "Lord of the Rings" to the dog sleeping on the sofa, with an elegant tone.

Jarvis explained that he wanted to tell stories to it in order not to let the tofu disturb his uncle and aunt's rest.In my opinion, Jarvis is purely on son mode.

Perhaps, Jarvis will be lonely too, at night when we all fall asleep.He doesn't need to sleep, but of course it's impossible to count our eyelashes one by one.I'm still wondering if I should get more pets to keep him company.

But before I could do it, it was already too late.

Tofu woke up this morning and barked a few times, but he never got a response from Jarvis. The whole person, no, the whole dog was heartbroken, and ran to that corner of the building to cry.

I feel bad about it.

In view of the fact that all of Hydra's electronic data in our possession was deleted by Ultron, we decided to dig through the paper documents brought back from the Hydra base in Sokovia.

This must have pleased the captain, because flipping through these boring documents was one of his usual hobbies.

From the vast amount of paper, I dug out a piece of information about an arms dealer in the black arms business on the coast of Africa. There was a photo of him in it, and a tattoo on his body caught Thor's attention.

"It's not a tattoo, it's a language." Thor pointed at the mark.

Is language proficiency a divine privilege?I look over to Bruce, who's been doing a quick search online.

"It's an African language that means 'thief', but it's printed in a cruel way," and soon he identified a tribe, or country, "Workinnada? Oh no, I was wrong, yes--"

The captain and I frowned at the same time, because the wrong word Bruce said sounded familiar.

"Wankada (Wakanda)..." From the direction of the stairs, the chocolate star's listless voice came, "Wankada in Africa, right?"

She didn't change her clothes, she was wearing high heels, and she was still wearing the sexy little black dress she wore last night, but she was wearing the captain's coat on the outside.Last night, Thor's glass of wine with a thousand-year-old brew made her still awake.

"How do you know?" Bruce asked, turning around again to confirm.

Ellie walked over with her hands in her jacket pockets, "Of course I know, that's SueSue's boyfriend's hometown."

The air was silent for a few seconds. SueSue is the mysterious Chocolate from the prism, right?I heard from Clint that she is a beautiful girl of mixed race.

Her boyfriend... is from Wankada.

Everyone, including me, was staring at Ellie.This made her shiver, and she woke up suddenly: "Why, why are you looking at me like that? And what's going on with this messy room? I opened it three times in a row before I was sure it wasn't the way I woke up. It's..."

"It's hard to say..." The captain stepped forward and patted her head, helped her straighten her messy hair, and then looked at me, "Do you remember the name Wankada?"

"Yes, yes, I remember it, and I remember it very clearly."

"Is there anything there?" Natasha asked.

The captain and I looked at the shield at our feet at the same time: "The strongest metal on earth..."

"...You mean, after I fell asleep last night, a robot named Ultron with a high IQ attacked you?" Ellie ate breakfast, and after listening to the captain tell her about last night's madness, His eyes widened, "Besides, its IQ was developed by Tony, and its body was made by Tony—then Tony is its papa?"

I was sitting at the other end of the dining table, and she choked on a mouthful of milk: "I'm not such a rebellious middle school son!"

Ellie put down the sandwich, and looked relieved: "Fortunately, you are responsible for Tony. When I just woke up, I thought I was drunk last night, and I had a sex with my sweetheart in the lobby!"

"Even if it is four times different from ordinary people, how can it be possible to destroy the hall like this with just one shot!" The little bird in purple sat on the side and gnawed on an apple, expressing his disagreement with the chocolate star.

"Actually, the captain had a fling with the Hulk, right?" I winked and drank the milk.

Bruce pushed his glasses expressionlessly: "Tony—!" My name is only one word, four letters, but his tone turned serious three times.

Natasha laughed: "You guys better stop talking, look at Steve's blushing face."

"There's no need to be shy, Captain, my friend," Thor patted Old Popsicle on the shoulder vigorously, "This is proof of your good relationship with Lady Ellie!"

The captain deeply buried his face in his hands: "You all shut up..."

In this case, he didn't even swear, tsk.

After confirming that Ultron, the brat, was planning to go to Wankada to make money, our elders had a hasty meal, changed our clothes and prepared to go to Africa, spanked Ultron’s ass, and taught him a lesson.

The chocolate police officer who was supposed to go to work today yelled that he had to follow.Her boyfriend rejected her righteously: "You are still hungover, what are you going to do?"

"Honey, have you forgotten who gave me my hangover?" the officer retorted.

The captain choked, and I said before he could speak: "You really can't let her go with us, she has to go to work—her chief may be eagerly waiting for her to report right now."

"..."

After I received a stare, the captain agreed to let Ellie follow.

She thanked me with a sweet kiss out of the captain's sight, which I gladly accepted.

Police Officer Chocolate is not like us, her uniform can't be worn openly, and Black Widow's uniform can't be supported by her.So, she took off the coat with epaulets, and only wore a close-fitting black T-shirt and uniform pants that were no different from ordinary black pants.

Looking at it this way, her waist looks particularly thin, and her hips are raised, which makes up for the lack of a slightly flat chest.I glanced over at the captain who was tidying up his uniform, and I didn't expect him to be so nice.

I circled around to set up the toolbox, only to turn around and Ellie had put on a ponytail, allowing me to see the burn scar on the back of her neck.Although only a small piece was exposed, it was quite painful to look at.

The captain saw it too.He walked over and let her hair down: "Let's let it loose, it looks good." You are really good at talking, but you are actually afraid that your heart will hurt when you see it.

"Aren't you afraid that I'll look like a crazy woman?" Ellie turned her head and bared her teeth.I am speechless, how dare she say "like"!She was a crazy woman.

Just as the captain was about to speak, Ellie stepped forward: "Speaking of which, what's going on?" She raised her left hand and moved the finger with the ring on.

The captain looked away calmly: "This is what you promised me last night."

"It's not fair! You tricked me into agreeing while I was drunk!" Ellie bared her teeth, "You should be the one who became Mr. Sallers! In the end, I will become Mrs. Rogers!"

This is the weird reason why this scourge refuses to readily agree to the captain's marriage proposal, I really can't stand it.

The captain couldn't help but smiled and put his arms around her neck, and kissed her forehead: "It's okay, I can call myself Mr. Sallers and Mrs. Rogers."

Ellie hammered his lower back, and before he could say anything, Clint said coolly: "The great cause of protecting the world is not yet halfway, how can we be so affectionate..."

"Shut up!" Natasha, who was listening to the corner, punched him angrily.

Enough of the excitement, I smiled and said to Ellie: "I heard that you have an alien gun in your collection, bring it, and let this day upgrade you."

She pulled out the gun and handed it to me.My eyes widened: "This unmelted iron lump is the fucking Chitauri's weapon?! You are fucking kidding me!" While talking, I checked this unsightly iron lump, "Someone else modified this gun for you before, right? The cut is pretty good, but the barrel is a bit narrow, oops, and there's a layer of protection on it—fuck!"

When I slapped the table, everyone was startled.

The owner of the gun was so frightened that he trembled unconsciously when he spoke: "What, what's the matter? This gun was repaired by SueSue to her boyfriend before..."

SueSue's boyfriend again?I pushed the gun in front of the captain: "Cap, don't hesitate, hit hard with your shield!"

The captain looked at Ellie, she didn't stop her, so he swung his shield and smashed it hard.Hearing a dull "buzz", the alien gun was unscathed.With his strength just now, in normal times, no matter how good the bulletproof wall is, it will be cut off by the shield.But the gun was the same as before it was smashed.

"My mother," I held up the iron bump in astonishment, "this broken gun has been coated with a protective film with vibrating gold! Who is so generous?!"

The captain was surprised: "You mean, this gun is made of alien metal fused with vibration gold?"

Ellie was also very surprised: "Oh, didn't you use a couple weapon with sweetheart?"

The point!Your focus is off again!And his shield is also fused with Adamantium metal, what kind of couple are you with? !

I take a deep breath.SueSue's boyfriend is really rich enough to be able to repair a broken gun with a certain amount of expensive vibrating gold. I actually feel a crisis...

Just helped Ellie shorten the gun's firing cooldown time, and heard Clint shout: "I see! Is that the ship?"

I hurried to the window to see that there was indeed a dilapidated ship parked on the coast.The words "HMS Churchill" are painted on the hull.

"That's it!"

We hurriedly prepared to land.

And Ellie, who had nothing to prepare except for a broken gun, ran to the window, looked at the broken ship and sighed: "There are no eternal enemies or eternal friends in this world, only eternal interests - people with evil intentions like it What about Churchill?"

"Hey, don't say that," I replied in my armor, "I like Churchill too - money is like fertilizer, it works when you spread it widely, right?"

"I hate rich people saying things like that." Natasha sneered as she reloaded a gun and threw it to Ellie, "Also, do you think you two have good intentions?"

"Add me upstairs," Clint said.

"Who is Churchill?" It was Thor, the big fool, who asked.

"Ah, Prime Minister Churchill is very good," Bruce continued mildly. He will stay on the fighter plane until the situation is not good and then turn into a green one to come out to rescue. "I think the cap should have seen him, right? Last century Back in the '40s."

Captain: "...yes, I've seen it. He's a great leader - but are we getting too far?"

Before flying out, I rolled my eyes hard at the boredom of this old Popsicle.

I scanned the entire ship with the armor's laser and was able to pinpoint the kid's location in no time.To my surprise, there are two people standing beside it - Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch!Another two brats!

Ugly kids know how to get together with ugliest kids and form cliques!Do not learn well!Lack of education!I thought in a mess, and said: "Send the image to the captain, Jarvis."

But I didn't get an answer for a long time, let alone send an image.

I was stunned for a long time, and I was about to land on the ship before I remembered that Jarvis had been destroyed inhumanely.And I'm going to inhumanely destroy the brat who destroyed him.

...Forget it, I will send it manually.

When they all arrived on the ship, while waiting for the captain to give the order to start, Ellie's voice came through the communicator: "Hey, Captain, before we start, you should give a speech to buff everyone, so as to cheer us up spirit and enhance our combat effectiveness. 』

"I agree. ’ Natasha replied.

"...Okay," the captain standing in front of me didn't hesitate, "To be honest, I also like Churchill very much. He said: Never, never, never, giveup! ——It fits right now, right? Alright, let's go!"

With that said, he kicked open the iron door.

I said in a particularly disappointed voice: "Oh no, I'm going to hate Churchill."

The captain must now regret being provoked by me and agree to bring out his unreliable girlfriend.

At first, I was also a little worried about Ellie's malfunctioning predictive eyes.But when we started fighting, it was her hangover that contributed most to the mess.

"SHITTTTTT!!!" Clint roared, "DetectiveSallers! Can you aim more accurately?!"

"I think I aimed pretty well..." Scourge still had the face to retort in a low voice.

"Come on! If you are more accurate, I will be killed by my own people!" Clint yelled angrily, while pulling the bow and shooting/shooting an arrow.He stood at the door of the duty room upstairs, with a good view, but he was also easily accidentally injured—more than ten centimeters away from his head, there was a charred and smoking wall, which was hit by Ellie.

As a sharpshooter, Clint must hate Ellie's wasteful behavior of shooting but missing.

I thought so, but Ultron pushed me against the wall.This position is fucking nasty!

I broke Ao Chuang's mechanical hand and planned to shoot at his severely deformed face, but suddenly I heard a faint "russling" sound in my ear.

Familiar voice, when Jarvis was still there, he helped me sort out all the sounds recorded in Sokovia, and identified a sound caused by the airflow driven by fast running.This voice is the BGM of Kuaiyin, the elder brother of the pair of weird mutant brothers and sisters.

In the communicator and outside the ear, the captain shouted at the same time: "Be careful! It's a mutant!"

You should be careful, this kid is as slippery as a loach.I fired a cannon into Ultron's face, and when it dodged, I dodged from it.At the same time, turn on all the sensory enhancers of the armor to find Kuaiyin.

This kid definitely couldn't just be running around in the arena, so I swept over the people fighting in the arena, and sure enough, I found his wretched figure not far in front of the captain.

But he was too far away from me, and it was too late for me to stop him. The word "caution" still climbed my throat, but it didn't have a chance to come out for fresh air.

"Plop -" a loud sound.

Right in front of the captain, a white-haired young man appeared out of thin air without any warning, and fell hard to the ground, still facing the ground like a dog chewing mud.

This strange scene silenced the audience.

I looked at the upturned foot in the Martin boot, a body away from him.Looking along her feet, she saw the female police officer with disheveled hair, and her silver-blue eyes shining on her face.

"Nice!" I couldn't help but applauded and broke the silence, "No matter how fast you are, you can't escape the precise prediction! The team wife's eyes can still be used like this!"

"Pretentiously kicked the iron plate!" Clint was happier than anyone, and his cheer was accompanied by the sound of bowstrings ringing again.

Looking at the captain again, his current facial expression can be understood as: You still have a little use.

"What are you doing running so fast, brat? Take a second and pay for your life. Do you understand that you have to obey the traffic laws?" Ellie raised her foot that just did something wrong, her eyes were bright, and she looked down on the ground contemptuously. Kuaiyin sneered, "I'm the speeding person on the streets of New York now, be careful to issue a ticket until you sell your kidney!"

"...this big sister," Quicksilver glared at Ellie, and said with an Italian accent, "Why do mutants have to be mutants!"

"Who the hell is your big sister! I'm very young!" Ellie shouted unhappily, "You are a middle school patient who speaks weird English!"

"Speak like you have a great English accent..." Quicksilver muttered.

Oh, these two goods.

"Wow... Another mutant, an evolution of human beings, interesting eyes..." Ultron, who was stagnant in mid-air, suddenly squinted his eyes—although he had no eyelids—and said, "I found out... Eleanor Weisz Sallers... Wow, the relationship between human beings is really difficult to understand. ’ It glanced at the captain again.

"What's the matter, is it okay for someone else to fall in love?" I said dissatisfied, let me let you down, the responsible dad will explain to you what emotion is! "After speaking, I started to accelerate and rushed towards it.

"Good job! Lady Ellie! Amidst the thunder, Thor seemed to be a beat slower, and said in an appreciative voice, "The war of mutants really needs mutants!" 』

"Don't be too happy," reminded Natasha on the comm, I haven't found her so far, "The Maximoffs are like conjoined twins, one is here and the other is not too far away.The enemy is two mutants, and we have only one mutant who is hungover and has a different brain circuit from the mutant. 』

"Hey Hey hey!I heard it all!You speak too badly! 』Ellie kept her guard against Kuaiyin who was running away, and moved slowly, trying to meet the captain, without stopping.

"If you have the ability, you have the ability to strangle the past, mutant. ’ Natasha continued teasing her.

"So you all think I'm a mutant? !SueSue and I have always thought that we are magical people with supernatural powers! 』

As far as their ability to kill is concerned, they are indeed magical people.

In this case, Natasha will definitely complain back, but after being hit by Ultron several times, I still haven't heard her voice.

Then the captain pressed the communicator with a little anxiety: ""Natasha? Where are you? Natasha? You're all right—oh!" The communicator finally heard a dull sound of the body falling down.

"Cap!" I threw away Ultron and rushed down. I saw the captain turn over on the ground with the shield as a point of strength, and immediately got up.And where he was standing, now he is standing on Chocolate Star.

Her original silver-blue eyes slowly changed color, turning into an eerie crimson, and soon the crimson disappeared, turning back to their usual blue-green.She fell to the ground, and behind her, a ray of red light quietly disappeared into the darkness—the Scarlet Witch!Damn it!

"Ellie! 』The captain rushed over and hugged Ellie up in a panic.Her eyes were wide open, her expression terrified, she didn't know what she saw.It's just that when the captain touched her, she grabbed his uniform tightly, trembling, as if she had just been rescued from drowning.

Although he knew that he had to be vigilant against that red-haired girl, he still let her succeed.Fortunately, it was not our spiritual leader who was attacked by her.

Thanks again to the Chocolate Stars.

A late voice came from the communicator: "Cap! Tony!Watch out, that damn red girl is out to make trouble! Both Thor and Nat have been tricked! 』

"I see, and so does Ellie. ’ replied the captain.

"I'm in heaven, she probably won't come looking for me." I said.

"You should keep an eye on Ultron, it seems to have escaped. Clint's voice was faintly annoyed, "Did you see where the red girl is?"I'm going to give her another shot! 』

"Wow, no." I turned on the radar scan, but there was no sign of her.

"Where's the captain?" 』

"If I see it, you won't have a chance to shoot her an arrow. ’ said the captain, picking up Ellie.She curled into a ball in his arms, her eyes opened in vain.

"..." Clint was silent for a while, "Uh, Captain, you've become black again... Can I block you for a minute? 』

"Find me on the fighter plane. 』The captain pinched off the communicator.

"...don't call that name..." I heard Ellie cry in the communicator, and then there was no sound.

I can only watch the captain carry her to the fighter plane, and then turn around and go to the capital of South Africa-damn, the Scarlet Witch did something to the big green man just now!

Well, well, I look at the capital of South Africa being destroyed by the Hulk all the way, and I fucking hate myself for planning to develop Ultron more than ever!

This is all my own fault for myself!

I hated it bitterly, and said, "Veronica, get ready to go!"