[Captain Detective] Captain Detective

[ES: A true warrior dares to face the inevitable demotion. 】

With the police cap covering my eyes, I dozed off in the driver's seat.

The frivolous whistle outside the window has sounded seven times.After waiting ten times, I will get off.

Eight, nine, ten.

I opened my eyes, and the bright light made me squint.

One red hair, one yellow hair, one green hair.These three hooligans stood side by side not far from the police car, and at first glance they thought it was a traffic light.

I took off my police cap and tilted my head to look at these three idiots who kept provoking me outside.Seeing me looking over, Huang Mao pouted his buttocks with a smile and twisted around, while the green and red hairs looked at me, while patting Huang Mao's butt, laughing so loudly.Huang Mao still turned his head and shouted with a smile: "Hey! The beautiful guy in the car! Come and play!"

For this group of hooligans, molesting female police officers on the street every day is work.I smiled, cast a wink, reached out and hooked, motioning for them to come and talk.

They ran over happily, the yellow hair salivating, trying to get into the car window.I smiled and opened the door suddenly, the doorknob just hit his vitals, the yellow hair howled on the ground and shrunk into shrimp.

The green hair and the red hair were stunned for a moment, and I supported the door frame, stretched my legs out of the car comfortably, hooked my fingers together, and said with a smile: "DuSchwein (German: pig's head)."

They looked insulted, probably understood German, and rushed over angrily, which made me even happier.

Don't doubt, I just sat in the car for almost a day, wanting to exercise my muscles and bones.

After exercising my muscles and bones in less than a minute, I stood on the ground and stretched, then stepped on the red hair, yellow hair, and green hair rolling on the ground and returned to the car, and pressed the intercom: "Call the headquarters, this is the Eleanor Sallers police officer , found three attackers on xxx Street, requesting support, Over."

There was no response from the other side, and I didn't bother to wait, so I drove away in the police car.

It's been nearly two months since the Battle of New York, and Captain America has lived next door to me for a month.With my careful attention, the captain can already heat milk by himself and use his mobile phone to surf the Internet.

By the way, they are also phones given by S.H.I.E.L.D., mine is an iPhone 5, and his is an iPhone 6s. It's immediately obvious who is their own.

Since the captain is still in the adaptation period, S.H.I.E.L.D. has not assigned him any tasks, so he stays at home all day watching the movies and TV series I gave him—he seems to like Superman very much, probably because of the larger breasts and the color of the clothes close.Maybe he is very envious of Superman's foreign style red cape, but I think he is so handsome without wearing the red pants.

And I, after being sent home by the supervisor to reflect for a week, returned to the police station but was demoted. From a Detective who spent all day in the office making up reports or running around the scene of a murder case, I became a Detective who had to wear uniform all day long. A small policeman patrolling the streets in a police car.

If it were someone else, it would definitely be gloomy and atmospheric, but for me, there are a lot more opportunities to skip work, and I can buy chocolates at any time.

Moreover, I really like the uniform of the patrolman, it is very cool and very feel.

On weekdays, when I patrol the streets, I can always see all kinds of people, but this is the third time I have seen the troubled girl in front of me this month.

"Wow! Officer Sallers, why do you always have bruises on your face?" A beautiful girl who looks like Asian-American or Asian-European approached me and asked, "And the position is always changing?"

I touched my right cheek subconsciously, and scolded Aunt May seventy or eighty times in my heart.In the past month, she has always trained me under the banner of "since the captain of the protection team must be conscious", and beat me like a human sandbag. Often, this injury is healed and replaced by the next one, which made me a long time ago. No more meeting the captain with a flawless pretty face.

But her sudden increase in intensity of training is very effective, and I can feel the improvement in my skills.What's more, recently she always has an expression of "I'm very upset that my lover hangs up without a word", so I won't blame her for now.

By the way, I seem to have heard the captain mention once that a good and conscientious agent died during the Battle of New York.I really feel sorry for everyone who works in S.H.I.E.L.D.

The hand of the mixed-race girl in question shook in front of my eyes: "Officer, why have you entered the state of selflessness again? Talk!"

I gave her a blank look: "Shut up first, let me issue you a ticket." Then, I took the ticket and wrote on the hood of her small van, "Your name is Skye, right? One month Getting caught three times by me is a big deal. This car is your home? A mobile home is cool, but have you thought about what to do if you want to go to the toilet at night? Do you still have to drive around looking for a toilet? Oh, yes Yes, you can also park your car near the public toilets in advance. But what a smell! Also, you can no longer park casually, you can’t even rent a house, and you can afford to pay the ticket... "

Skye grabbed my arm and looked at me beggingly: "I'm sorry! It's my fault! Please shut up!"

"I don't care if I'm sorry," I handed over the ticket, "Remember to hand in the money."

Skye pursed her lips and muttered, I couldn't catch what she was saying.The ballpoint pen in my hand turned around, and I looked at Skye, who was still wearing thin clothes in the cold weather, and couldn't help asking: "Skye, you've been wandering around this street recently, are you looking for something?"

"...Uh, there's nothing..." Skye smiled sarcastically, hiding something at a glance.

I looked into the distance as if nothing had happened, and there were many tall buildings over there, blocking what I wanted to see: "This neighborhood seems to be very close to S.H.I.E.L.D."

Skye's smile froze, and then he smiled and said, "Officer, you don't think I'm going to trouble SHIELD, do you? I'm just a homeless little guy, how dare I trouble SHIELD?"

"Really?" I smiled, "Then why are you wandering around here? There are no Internet cafes around here—are you a hacker? Don't rush to deny it. I can tell the equipment in your car at a glance."

"Well, officer," Skye said, looking at me pitifully, "I swear I don't want to do anything weird! I'm just, I'm just…"

"Just what?"

"I just... I found out about my parents," Skye hesitated, before answering me, "They work nearby, I want to find that irresponsible couple, and then I want to get revenge."

I quietly looked at this mixed-race girl who didn't even know her last name, she was a little uncomfortable by me: "Promise me, Skye."

"what?"

"Don't bother with S.H.I.E.L.D.," I said, and she blushed and wanted to retort, but I didn't give her a chance. "And don't try to get revenge on your parents. As an abandoned orphan, you can get by." Well, it is the best revenge for them."

Skye was very surprised and opened his mouth wide: "Officer, you—"

I snatched the ticket from her hand and tore it off, and patted her on the shoulder: "This time you park illegally, I will fine you to buy yourself some warm clothes." I turned around to leave, but she called me from behind.

"...officer," she said, "where are your parents?"

I sat back in my car without looking back, and smiled at her: "Don't get me wrong, my parents haven't abandoned me." I waved my hand and said goodbye to her, "It's best not to be caught by me again in the near future. "

Skye: "...I'll try. Goodbye Officer Sallers, hope to see your pretty face next time."

I sneered: "If you don't restrain your behavior, you will be like this in the future."

Skye shrugged nonchalantly, and got back into his little crappy van.

And I drove along this street to the end, and didn't find any violations of order, so I turned around and walked back in boredom.

Walking to the intersection where Skye just met, her van was gone, but there were still a few scraps of tickets on the ground.

It won't be long before they're blown away by the sea breeze that blows over land at night, taking with it yet another piece of evidence of my violation.As the guardian of social order, disrupting order is my pleasure.

I was driving around the street, only to get a call from my old partner: "GutenTag (German: Good afternoon), are you ready to leave work?"

"Good afternoon," Emma replied lazily in English, "Yeah, these few days are very quiet, no murders, no disputes, no reports.Thank you, now that you're gone, we're all free. 』

"If you want to thank me, please send me chocolates," I said solemnly, "choose one of Hershey KISS and Godiva. But in view of the distance, you should give me Hershey KISS, it's not expensive, you guys It’s enough for the people in an office to disperse a few times, I’m looking forward to it.”

"You talk a lot! "Emma snorted disdainfully, "Look, who else cares about you except me?" 』

"Then you called me to express your love for me?"

"Just a daily greeting.To be honest, I used to listen to it before, and I feel that this day is not complete without listening to your strange German accent. 』Emma said, I seem to hear someone echoing her, maybe she opened the speakerphone.

"I'm holding back my words and want to talk to someone. Do you have time?"

"I'm hanging up, see you tomorrow. 』

"Wait!" I yelled, "I still have something to ask you!"

"Say. 』

"Do you have to answer me so succinctly? We were not good partners before? How could you—"

"Get to the point. 』

"I have a box of Godiva chocolates for the officer in my drawer, please bring them to him for me."

"Oh, is this to please him?what about me? 』

"Hehe, I knew it," I sneered, "There is also a box of super sweet white chocolate next to it that hurts the throat, Hershey's KISS, you take it."

There was the sound of dragging drawers on the phone, and Emma snorted in satisfaction: "Honey, you are getting better at being a human being." 』

"I'm already human thank you."

"Oh, you still have a bag of dog food in your drawer, is it for your nephew? 』

I slapped my head: "I almost forgot! It was sent by Tofu Mom a month ago, and I forgot to take it back."

"The shelf life is... three months, remember to take it back! ’ Emma said, ‘By the way, why do you want to raise such a wonderful dog like a husky?What a row! 』

"Tofu is not husky, it's a combination of husky and Alaska." I corrected her.

"It looks more like a husky!" ’ Emma argued, ‘Seriously, why don’t you have a golden retriever?The dog is loyal and obedient, and also looks good. 』

I couldn't help smiling: "No, I already have a large golden retriever."

In Emma "huh? ’, I happily hung up the phone.Even though it was almost time to get off work, I continued to drive.

After another street detour, there were suddenly many people.At the entrance of a shopping mall, many people surrounded it.The flashing lights can be seen from a distance.

Hmm... After finally getting off work, she ran out to make trouble for me again!After honking the horn to no avail, I turned off the police lights and siren, increased my horsepower, rushed over in one breath, and slammed on the brakes before hitting someone, scaring several people on the periphery.

Their dodging allowed me to see the man surrounded—the large golden retriever—Captain America surrounded by a crowd of rabid fans, overwhelmed by their demands for autographs and photos.

The uncomfortable smile on his face is really distressing.

I opened the car door, turned on the loudspeaker, honked the car horn, and shouted at the top of my voice: "Get out of the way! If you don't get out of the way, I will shoot!"

The crowd moved out of the way, but judging from their covering ears, they were not frightened by my warning to shoot, but annoyed by the noise.

"No one is allowed to gather in groups! Spread out! Spread out!" I continued to shout, and at the same time, I hooked my hands at the captain in the crowd who also blocked his ears.

Apparently the captain didn't recognize me at first glance, I took off the police cap and he showed a rescued expression, and ran over quickly.There were unrepentant fans who wanted to catch up, so I unhesitatingly took out my gun, turned on the loudspeaker to load it, and the cold mechanical sound was heard far away.

The crowd spread out again, this time out of fear of guns.

"You can't shoot any lawful citizen!" someone yelled unhappily.

I said coldly: "The captain still has tasks to do. Anyone of you who dares to stop is making trouble with the American flag. I have the right to shoot at those who insult the national flag."

"...When did I have such a close relationship with the American flag?" The captain even opened the co-pilot's door, and he still had a chance to complain about me.

I gave him a look of "quick fuck me and sit in it", he showed a shallow smile, and immediately sat in without saying a word.

"We're going to sue you!" Someone threatened me while taking a picture of me.Someone else was taking my license plate number.

For this kind of behavior, I can only say: "Idiot." Dare to block the captain in the street?Want to complain about me who rescued the captain?joke!Are you dead when you think Captain America's number one brain-dead fan in my family?

So I drove away Captain America without any pressure or scruples.

Sitting in the passenger seat, the captain patted his chest with lingering fear: "God, why did they stop me?"

"For a highly publicized figure, Captain, you're too dull. And you're not like most stars, you still have a place in the Smithsonian." Siren off.

The captain pursed his lips, looking a little aggrieved: "But I'm just a soldier, a soldier..."

I couldn't help but want to comfort him: "It's okay, it's just being touched and looked at! You have a face and a chest, it's normal to be liked by others!"

"..." The captain glared at me, he seemed to be dissatisfied with a certain sentence in my words, but he didn't mention which sentence, "If this has always been like this, I can still go to accept tasks normally, or going out?"

"Don't you know how to put on makeup?" I gave him a hard look, "For example," I held the steering wheel with one hand, and the sunglasses pinned to the sunshade with the other hand, and handed it to him. Captain, "Put it on."

The captain looked at the sunglasses seriously and put them on silently.I took off the police cap and put it on for him again, and showed him the rearview mirror: "Look, isn't it so conspicuous?"

The captain only took a few glances and immediately turned back the rearview mirror: "You should drive seriously."

The car passed a bend, and the figure of the police station was in front of us.I asked him: "Captain, why did you go there? Is there anything you need to buy? You just met me this time, otherwise you will be in the newspaper soon. If you have something to buy, you can also like As before, tell me and I will buy it for you."

The captain lowered his head, and his voice was quite frustrated: "Oh, I just think it's too decadent for me to be a big man at home all day, so I want to come out and have a look, and get used to this city by the way."

That's right, the captain has only walked around the apartment in the past month, except to meet Ms. Carter, he has never been able to really step out of that block.He and Ms. Carter seem to have made an agreement to visit her every week. Today is that day, right?

I asked, "Did you see Ms. Carter today?"

It’s okay that I didn’t ask this question. After I asked, the captain lowered his head even more, and his voice became more frustrated: “I’m going, but…”

"What's wrong?" I drove the car to the gate of the police station, stopped the car and looked at him seriously.

"Peggy, she..." The captain Zhang Jun showed a painful expression, "I was chatting with Peggy, she was just, she was just in a daze for a while, but she didn't..."

He didn't say anything after that.But I also guessed: Ms. Carter is getting older after all, and of course her memory will decline.That's probably what Fury didn't say on the phone.

"It's okay...Steve, it's going to be okay." I moved my lips, obviously I had a lot to say in my heart, but this was the only sentence that came out of my mouth.

The captain raised his head slowly, and looked at me during the period, with the corners of his mouth slightly bent, showing a weak and forced smile: "Thank you, Ellie."

I stopped immediately and didn't look at him: "It's still the same sentence, if you want to thank me, please send me chocolates."

"...Can't you let me move you a little longer?"

For such a difficult request, I can only give him a shrug.I unbuckled my seat belt and said to him: "Get out of the car, it will be dark soon, and I will walk back with you."

The captain looked at the gate of the police station and nodded.

I did what I said, parked the car, and didn't go into the police station to change clothes - I might meet my boss when I went in, but I couldn't leave for a while - I just took off my uniform jacket, put the gun and The police badge was hidden in the jacket, and he said to the captain: "Let's go."

I'm not tall enough to walk shoulder to shoulder with the captain, only my head is just over his shoulder.He was preoccupied, so he walked slowly.

He probably hasn't been around here yet, and I walked him through the park.The park at dusk was full of children, making noise, which made me regret bringing him here.

But by coincidence, a child was wearing a star shield, holding a replica shield, and having fun with his friends.This made the captain smile involuntarily.

When it was time for meal, I asked him if he was hungry, but he had a dazed look on his face: "...I don't feel anything at all."

"That's where we have to eat." I set up an awning and looked at the restaurants on the street. "There is a western restaurant over there, but it existed in your era... There is a pasta restaurant over there, but Germans don't want to eat there today. Spaghetti... there's a Japanese restaurant over there, but today we shouldn't eat with chopsticks..."

"...I've already decided where to eat, so just tell me!" He had already seen me staring at the hamburger restaurant across the road!

I laughed: "Well, come with me."

The captain probably didn't have such a thing as a hamburger at that time, so why not try it.

I stood outside the store and looked at the posters on the glass window, feeling a little regretful: "It's a pity that it's not a festival, there are no promotions..."

The captain didn't know what to eat.As I was ordering his food, our phones rang at the same time.Mine is from my boss, there may be a temporary assignment.As expected from the captain's side, it should be a call from S.H.I.E.L.D.

The captain turned to answer the phone.But I looked at him while holding the phone, I really didn't want to answer the call.