Scholar and old attack

"Auntie, aren't you, you're pregnant too?" Xu Shuizhou blinked with disbelief.

Mu Junxi was still vomiting, Ren Quan hurriedly followed him on the back, listening to Xu Shuizhou's words, his face was surprised and happy, he was at a loss and didn't know what to do.

"Please, doctor." He was so nervous that he started talking out his tongue, and it took him a long time to get the words out of his mouth.

"Okay, I'll send someone to invite Mr. Xu." Lin Xuesong hurried out to blow the whistle. Seeing Mu Junxi vomit like that, he was [-]% sure in his heart that he was also pregnant, exactly the same as when Xiao Zhou vomited.

Mu Junxi finally vomited, and shook her head unclearly, "I don't know what's going on, it's just a sudden nausea, maybe it's a bad stomach, it doesn't look like pregnancy."

Mu Junxi rubbed his stomach, but he didn't feel anything at all. Others would have dreams when they were pregnant, but his pregnancy happened suddenly. Until today, he didn't have any reaction.

"That's it, I did it all of a sudden." Xu Shuizhou nodded affirmatively, and he also started to retch all of a sudden.

"Wait, wait, doctor." Ren Quan held Mu Junxi's hand hopefully, and became nervous again.

Mu Junxi glanced at Ren Quan, and said quite unhappy, "Look, it's all your fault, and I want to accompany you to Kyoto to deliver cloth in two days. I have never seen Kyoto since I grew up. What kind of prosperity is it?"

The Ren family stocked up a pile of brightly colored cloth, waiting to send it up to participate in the tribute selection. It must be very lively, and he is pregnant, and the excitement must not be seen.

Fortunately, he had planned a lot before, where to go to play, what kind of gifts to bring to so-and-so, and even couldn't wait to see the Liu family's jokes, thinking that their things were easy to grab.

As a result, it's all gone.

Ren Quan shrank his neck and looked like a quail. He didn't know that he was pregnant so quickly. It didn't mean that his brother had difficulty in conceiving, but he had no scruples.

"I, I, I, I was wrong." After a period of adjustment and teaching, Ren Quan deeply realized that it is useless to reason with his daughter-in-law or force it, especially at such times, it is better to apologize first. Showing weakness works best.

Sure enough, Mu Junxi just scratched his eyes a few times with hatred, and didn't care about Ren Quan.

For a while in the room, you looked at me and you, and everyone didn't know what to do.

Chen Xiuxiu heard that Mu Junxi might be pregnant outside the house, opened the door and came in, slapped her thigh and said happily, "Oh, everyone should be happy about such a double happiness, Junxi, don't stand still, sit down quickly .”

Chen Xiuxiu found a relatively comfortable chair and moved it in front of Mu Junxi, and took out a mattress to cushion it.

Mu Junxi was a little embarrassed. After all, Chen Xiuxiu was his sister-in-law, not his mother-in-law, so there was no need to rush and whisper, "Sister-in-law..."

"Hey, when you come to my sister-in-law, it's like being in your own home. Don't be embarrassed, we are all a family. If you need anything, just ask. If you really have a body, you have to be careful, and you can't mess around like before."

Chen Xiuxiu smiled generously. Mu Junxi looked just like her own son, and she really didn't regard him as her sister-in-law.

Speaking of which, Chen Xiuxiu pushed Ren Quan again, "And don't be dumbfounded, your daughter-in-law is pregnant, it's nothing else, take good care of your daughter-in-law at ordinary times, you can't be like before, go to Turn the cauldron."

"Hey, my sister-in-law is right, and my sister-in-law taught me the right lesson." Hearing this, Ren Quan nodded repeatedly, as well-behaved as the five or six-year-old child, and Chen Xiuxiu listened to whatever she said.

"Auntie, you went to the Phoenix Tower to help the cook again. It's too tiring to turn the cauldron. It's easy to hurt your body if you don't pay attention. It's better to stay at home. If you're bored, it's better to study a few new dishes. The cauldron is strong."

When Xu Shuizhou heard that Mu Junxi was going to turn the cauldron again, his forehead twitched suddenly. He didn't understand how Mu Junxi had such strength when he looked at the soft, weak, skinny and tender flesh. Now he understands it. , but since I was a child, I have been shaking a cauldron of dozens of catties. Is there no strength in my hands?

Mu Junxi's face turned pale when he heard that, "I'm fine, the main reason is that I didn't pay attention before, how could I have thought that I would be pregnant so soon, and the doctor will show me later."

"That's right, don't be afraid to spend money, this money is a bastard, you can make money after it's gone, but you can't let your body down." Chen Xiuxiu nodded repeatedly while listening to the side, and then looked at the children in the room, "You guys, why don't you spend money?" Young people, don't think that you know everything, you still have to listen to the opinions of adults, we may not be right, but our experience is much richer than yours."

"Okay, sister-in-law, I will definitely listen to what you say in the future." Mu Junxi nodded in agreement.

Ren Quan, who was wandering around for a while, finally came back to his senses, and said to Chen Xiuxiu stutteringly, "Sister-in-law, please tell us what you need to do when you are pregnant."

Chen Xiuxiu coughed and began to talk about the pregnancy knowledge.

Even Jiang Jingyuan, who had listened to it once, could listen to it with great interest. He added a cup of tea to Chen Xiuxiu from time to time to keep her from getting too thirsty.

It didn't take long for Mr. Xu to rush to Jiang's house. Without Lin Xuesong's urging, Mr. Xu went into the house by himself.

"Mr. Xu, show Junxi." Lin Xuesong led Mr. Xu to Mu Junxi's side.

Elder Xu didn't talk much, he went up to check his pulse, and said with a smile, "That's right, I'm pregnant too, I wish your family a double happiness."

"Hahahaha I'm going to be a father, Jun Xi, you're going to be a father too." Ren Quan, who was still wandering in the sky just now, finally came to his senses, and pulled Mu Junxi and said happily.

Even Mu Junxi was dumbfounded, he was going to be a father so soon, why did it still feel so unreal.

"Old man, take a look at how this child's body is." Chen Xiuxiu was not overly happy because Mu Junxi was pregnant, but immediately greeted Mu Junxi's body.

Pregnancy and childbirth seem to be very happy, but in fact, it is like passing through the gate of hell. If you survive, everyone will be happy. If you can’t survive, the happy event will become a funeral. There is always nothing wrong with asking a few more questions.

"Hahaha, ma'am, you don't have to worry too much. This child's body has been pretty good since he was a child, and he has a good foundation. You just need to pay more attention during pregnancy. Don't let him catch a cold or catch a cold. The rest will follow your family's rules." Erfulang's are all the same."

After all, Mu Junxi was born in Mu's family since he was a child, and the great business of Mu's family will not neglect the concubine Mu Junxi's son. In addition, he himself also learned to cook, and he has a business in the Phoenix Tower, and he is a little clever. I will treat myself badly, and my overall health is much better than that of Fang Xu Shuizhou.

"That's good, that's good." Chen Xiuxiu was very happy when she heard that, and hurriedly found someone to announce the good news to the Ren family. If her mother-in-law knew about it, she would not know how happy she would be.

Sure enough, the old couple of the Ren family heard that Mu Junxi was pregnant, and they were clamoring to go to Jiangyu Village. Although Wang Xiangyun hadn't been to Jiangyu Village for more than ten years, she couldn't walk anymore when she was old, but her husband was pregnant. But for big things, you have to go and see.

When the old couple arrived, they saw Mu Junxi who was wrapped up as tightly as Xu Shuizhou, one at the end of the bed and the other at the head of the bed.

Wang Xiangyun looked at this for a while, and that for a while, feeling very happy.

"Oh, my life is complete. I have grandchildren and great-grandchildren." Wang Xiangyun was overjoyed.

In a few days, she had a grandson, not to mention a great-grandson, and the happy events came one after another, making her want to live for hundreds of years, to see her great-great-grandson.

"Xiuxiu, mother, please ask you one thing." Wang Xiangyun was happy, and pulled Chen Xiuxiu to talk again.

"Mother, it's okay to say what's going on, as long as my daughter-in-law can do it, I will try to do it for my mother." Chen Xiuxiu readily agreed.

"Hey, don't bother me too much. I just want you to help take care of Xiaoxi for a while. My mother is old. I'm afraid I can't help you much. You are young and strong. I feel relieved that you will take care of Xiaoxi. "

Although the Ren family has many maids and servants, how can these servants compare to the dedication of their own family members, but she and the old man are both in their twilight years, and they usually pant after walking two steps. , and in turn let Mu Junxi take care of them.

"Hey, mother, what you said is offended, no matter what you say, Jun Xi is also my sister-in-law, and sister-in-law is supposed to take care of her sister-in-law. Besides, I am still worried that we can't find someone to talk to in Shuizhou." In other words, I feel much more at ease with Junxi by my side."

Chen Xiuxiu has nothing to be unhappy about. This one is also taken care of, and the two are also taken care of. Anyway, they both have to be taken care of.

"Then mother will send you two people to come over, just order if they are useful." Wang Xiangyun was completely relieved.

"Hey." Chen Xiuxiu agreed, thinking that with manpower, it would be convenient for her to go shopping in the town, otherwise it would be too much for her to run around like this all day long.

When Wang Xiangyun went back, she not only sent two clean and neat boys, but also brought a cart of medicinal materials, which she had accumulated over the years, and it was all for the sake of the two precious lumps.

"Bird's nest, ginseng, ganoderma..." Jiang Jingyuan was busy recording. Wang Xiangyun didn't care about these things, but he, Jiang Jingyuan, had to accept this kind of favor. After using these things, he had to return them to his aunt.

Mu Junxi was so angry that he said that Jiang Jingyuan was too rigid, "Use it if you use it, we are all in the same family, so we can't separate ourselves from each other."

Jiang Jingyuan sat in front of the window and wrote, and smiled when he heard Mu Junxi's words, "Auntie, if you and uncle are not married, you can use these things as soon as you use them, but it's different when you become a relative, and brothers have to understand Settle the bill, even if I borrowed a needle, I have to pay you back."

"Pedantic thinking." Mu Junxi said pedantic, but in fact he was happy to hear it, at least Jiang Jingyuan really thought of him.

"You two have nothing to do, why don't you come over to learn how to read and write, and do prenatal education for your children."

Jiang Jingyuan saw that he was bored sitting on the bed, and pointed to the pen, ink, paper and inkstone on the table.

"Okay, A Yuan taught me." Xu Shuizhou was quite interested, and he had to read this book for the sake of his children.

Xu Shuizhou found a copybook, pointed to the characters on it and said, "This character is beautiful, I want to learn to write this character."

"Zanhua Xiaokai, it's very good. It suits you very well. I'll teach you how to write." Jiang Jingyuan said as he stood up, came behind Xu Shuizhou, held Xu Shuizhou's hand, and taught him step by step how to move the brush, dip in the ink, and draw horizontally and horizontally. Write it down in words.

Seeing that Mu Junxi was blowing his nose and staring, he only looked at Ren Quan with supercilious eyes, "Why don't you teach me how to write too."

Ren Quan frowned, his handwriting was not as good as Mu Junxi's, how could he teach it.

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"I'll teach you, Jun Xi, and my handwriting is also good." Lin Xuesong came out to smooth things over. His handwriting was taught by famous masters since he was a child. Although he didn't reach the level of a master, his handwriting was still beautiful.

"Hey, okay, our family's cedar loves me the most. If you were a man, I would have made a private decision with you for the rest of my life. What kind of relationship will I have with this wood? I can't even write a word."

Mu Junxi's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he dragged Lin Xuesong to write under the window. Lin Xuesong smiled and taught Mu Junxi like Jiang Jingyuan's posture.

Ren Quan, who was watching from the side, was very jealous, regretting why he didn't listen to his husband's advice when he was a child, and didn't study hard, but now he saw his daughter-in-law nestled in someone else's arms, even if he was a brother, he felt a little uncomfortable .

Seeing that Lin Xuesong didn't notice him, Tan Jingyuan was about to run away.

"Stop him for me." Lin Xuesong leaned his ears, heard the movement, and lightly ordered, two men in black came out from nowhere, and stopped Tan Jingyuan left and right.

Tan Jingyuan carefully pushed aside the unsheathed knife in the hands of the man in black, with a flattering expression on his face, "Mr. Lin, Mr. Lin, I'm just a poor writer. See if you can do me a favor and let me go. After I go back, I will write eight or ten favorite books for you, and you can have whatever ending you want."

"No, my son has been looking for you for so long, and the lights have been dark for a few days. I feel very uncomfortable. If you want to come out early, I will definitely not care about you, but now, it's hard to say."

Lin Xuesong had a smirk on his face, who told them to bully me one by one, if you don't tell me that you are Huangliang, I will catch you.

With a bitter expression on Tan Jingyuan's face, he pointed at Jiang Jingyuan and said, "If you want to blame you, blame him because he told me that this way can make money, so I wrote it like this."

Jiang Jingyuan put down his pen and looked at Tan Jingyuan cheerfully, "Brother Tan, you must have crossed the river and demolished the bridge. I didn't force you to write with my hand on you. If you think it's inappropriate, you don't have to write it at all."

Lin Xuesong made sense when he heard it, and nodded in agreement, "That is, if you think it's inappropriate, you don't write it. It's so bad that you write it so badly. Every time you write the young lady in the book to death, do you think you mean it on purpose? of."

Seeing that Jiang Jingyuan didn't come out to help, Tan Jingyuan just let it go and added fuel to the fire, his face became even more bitter, so he gritted his teeth and said, "Yes, I did it on purpose. If I don't write like this, how can I make money."

"Every one of you has a father and a mother, and you don't have to worry about food or clothing. My family is so poor that I don't even have decent clothes, and I have to support eight younger sisters. Let alone a few characters, as long as you give me money There was no problem writing the whole book."

Seeing that today's catastrophe cannot be avoided, Tan Jingyuan had no choice but to sit down shamelessly and complain.

Seeing his pitiful appearance, Lin Xuesong shrunk his neck, "How can there be such a poor person, I don't believe it."

At this time Xu Shuizhou came out and pulled Lin Xuesong to sit aside, and said slowly, "What Brother Tan said is true. When I first met him, he was not dressed as well as he is now. It's sewn together from little scraps of cloth."

"Is it so miserable?" Lin Xuesong looked at Tan Jingyuan with some doubts.

"At that time, he always carried a rag bag with him when he went on a spring outing. He packed all the food that people couldn't finish eating. He even saved up the candies that other people got married when he passed by, and went to the village to exchange one or two. Jin rice."

Xu Shuizhou didn't feel sorry for Tan Jingyuan, but just told Lin Xuesong what happened to him.

"Xuesong, do you know that the first time I went to Brother Tan's house, I was particularly shocked. His eldest sister was only eight years old, and she was squatting in the river alone with a basket of rags that I didn't know where to pick up. While cleaning, what can be washed is used to mend clothes, and what cannot be washed is used to mend the house."

"His second and third younger sisters help take care of the other younger ones at home. They don't even want to take a sip of the boiled rice soup. They are all waiting to be fed, waiting for Brother Tan to raise them. So it is not easy for him, and it is also very hard. If It’s not that I made money writing scripts, but now I don’t know how to make a living.”

Lin Xuesong listened and looked at Tan Jingyuan, seeing that he was so shameless, not as pitiful as Xu Shuizhou said.

"That, that, then I'll give you 100 taels of silver if I punch you. Do you think it's okay, so I'll vent my anger and you'll make money." Lin Xuesong stammered and asked Tan Jingyuan.

Tan Jingyuan got up and patted the dust on himself, looked at Lin Xuesong like a fool, "Okay, why not, one punch, 100 taels of silver, I beg you to punch more."

Tan Jingyuan closed his eyes, clenched his molars, and said through gritted teeth, "Come on, just punch, I can earn a little more."

Hearing what Tan Jingyuan said, Lin Xuesong really walked up to him, raised his little powder fist fiercely, with a fierce look on his face, and shouted in his mouth, "You asked me to hit you, don't regret."

"Come on, how can I regret giving the money, just don't renege on the debt." Tan Jingyuan closed his eyes, not going to look at Lin Xuesong, there was a big man in black behind him, and he just asked them to be gentle.

"I, Lin Xuesong, spit on my nails, and feel that I won't renege on my debt." Lin Xuesong was very angry at Tan Jingyuan. His family is so rich, would they care about such trivial matters?This is not to underestimate people.

He waved his fist "heavy" a few times in the air, and then hit Tan Jingyuan's chest hard.

???

Tan Jingyuan only felt that his chest was hit by cotton, which was soft and felt no pain at all.

After Lin Xuesong struck out with a punch, he observed Tan Jingyuan's expression and saw that there was no expression of too much pain on his face, so he put it down.

It will cost a lot of money to treat people who are injured. He is so poor, so don't bother with him, lest he has to be treated when he is injured, and he can't write a book when he is sick.

Well, there is no way to write a book, does it mean that he has no scripts to read.

It's hard to live in a book shortage.

Tan Jingyuan opened half an eye and saw Lin Xuesong who was in front of him and asked, "You fight, why don't you fight, you just stand in front of me and make a fool of yourself. If you can't get any money, who are you fooling?"

Listening to Tan Jingyuan's words, Lin Xuesong blushed a little, curled his lips, and said aggrievedly, "I, I'm done!"

"It was you who said you were going to hit me, but you stopped hitting me when I stood in front of you, I said you..." Tan Jingyuan said halfway, then looked at Lin Xuesong in surprise, "That's the end of it, you are just tickling. "

"You, you don't want to toast and not eat fine wine. I am in a good mood today to let you go. If you, if you offend me, I will let my subordinates beat you!" Lin Xuesong took out a handful of silver tickets Throwing it to Tan Jingyuan, he was very angry.

How can anyone be so ignorant.

"Come on, take the money, I can bear it." Tan Jingyuan weighed the bank note in his hand, it was a little loose, and estimated that there would be a thousand taels of silver note, planning to invite a better doctor to see him.

"You're mad at me, you don't know what's good, you don't know good people, you, you..." Lin Xuesong's face turned red with anger, like an overcooked lobster. He was kicked and pinched again.

"I, me, me, you little stutterer, you haven't even learned how to swear, you have learned to beat people first, you want to be a bully, you have a naughty character, you have to learn it for ten or eight years .”

Tan Jingyuan was as motionless as a mountain, and Lin Xuesong was still pinching and beating him. His mouth was also sharp, and he kept adding fuel to the fire. With Lin Xuesong's strength, he still wanted to hit someone, as if he was tickling.

Not to mention it's quite comfortable, but more importantly, it's even more comfortable.

"You pissed me off." Lin Xuesong beat him around, tired and angry, and hated Tan Jingyuan so much, how could there be such a brazen and shameless person in the world.

In the end, he was really tired, so he sat on the chair to rest and waved his hands to admit defeat, "No more beatings, no more beatings, I'm exhausted, why are you so stubborn, it doesn't hurt if I beat you."

"It doesn't hurt, it's like scratching an itch. I said Young Master Lin, if you can't do it, you can't do it. You still try to be brave, beat people, and make yourself so tired that you don't want to be ashamed." Tan Jingyuan looked at him exhausted, I just find it funny.

A guy with a lot of thunder and a little rain, he knew that he beat people like this, so what is he hiding, it is not impossible to let him beat people every day.

"I'm done beating you, get out." Lin Xuesong blew his beard and stared angrily. He really didn't know good people. If Lin Yilin Er beat him up, he wouldn't be alive. These are all martial arts masters. People have to vomit blood after two laps.

"Okay, okay, I wish I could leave." Tan Jingyuan saw that it was getting late, and if he didn't go home, the younger sisters at home should be anxious, so he put the banknotes on the table, turned and walked out of the room.

Lin Xuesong looked at Tan Jingyuan puzzled, and shouted, "Stop, you didn't get the money."

Tan Jingyuan said without raising his head, "I'm ashamed to charge you for beating people like you are tickling. The money on the table will be treated as the scratching fee for you, and you don't need to give change."

"Ah, I'm so pissed off." Lin Xuesong threw the teacup on the ground, hopping and cursing in anger, "You fool, you don't even want money, you deserve to be poor, you deserve to be poor for eight generations, you should die of poverty , it’s better to be so poor that you don’t even have to wear your pants, let’s see what else you can say with that mouth.”

"Hey, don't bother the young master, even if I don't have any pants on, I'll still babble non-stop when I open my mouth. After all, I've been making money with my mouth and hands in this life."

Tan Jingyuan walked unhappily, of course he heard Lin Xuesong's scolding, and replied a few words, the voice became farther and farther away.

"Ah, who is this, ah, I want to kill him." Lin Xuesong was in a hurry, and wanted to go out, but Xu Shuizhou and Mu Junxi jointly stopped him.

There was a lot of laughter in the room, did these two live treasures come to have fun for them?

"Forget about Xuesong, anyway, you are also angry about wanting to hit someone." Mu Junxi followed Lin Xuesong's back.

"Ah, I swallowed this, but I was so angry. He used money to insult me, and he said I tickled him." Lin Xuesong was so angry, it was always him who used money to humiliate others. Someone dared to insult him with money.

"This is called using one's own body to punish others. God has the virtue of loving life, and heaven will spare no one." Jiang Jingyuan explained with a smile, "Evil people will be tortured by evil people."

Lin Xuesong glared at Jiang Jingyuan with a pair of red and swollen rabbit eyes, and Xu Shuizhou glared at him, "You can't say a few words."

Jiang Jingyuan closed his mouth and stopped talking, but he still wanted to say that this lawless person can always find someone to take care of him. Lin Xuesong got angry today, and he is afraid that he will not be outdone, and he will definitely get angry again in the future. Just wait and see Let's play.

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