Raising Dragons in Hollywood

When I saw that Sami was awake and sitting on the bed holding the big dragon-slaying sword...

Mai Qi knew that he was sold by Teacher Baimao, but he didn't know how much he was sold.

Now I think back to the ambiguous words of that dead fat cat, 'I have already made him...ready', 'This matter is really not good, I have no face to stay', 'Otherwise I really wouldn't I know how to face you...', there is no lie, but there is a deep meaning in every sentence, turned over and over, the word 'trap' is written everywhere.

Return canned cats!

Go eat shit!

The underage Charmander's face flushed with anger, and his heart, liver and lungs ached.

But Sammy didn't seem to be very angry. Instead, he looked at him with a very strange look, and asked, "What medicine do you want to give me? Tell me!"

Mikey was too depressed to answer.

Looking at the cute little round faces of human beings, his heart softened again, and he simply said nonsense in anger: "The medicine that turns you into a mouse, if you eat it, you will become a mouse."

Sammy raised his eyebrows, and simply concluded: "Cool!"

Then, he pretended to be a letter on purpose, and suggested very fearlessly: "There is no need to secretly take this fun drug, you can give it to me to try, I have never turned into a mouse yet. "

Who the hell turned into a mouse?

Can you believe something so unscientific?

Michelon suddenly suffocated a little.

He was guilty and ashamed about taking the drug, and he wanted to hide it from Sami, but now, Sami seems to have really believed his nonsense. After letting go of this matter, he was unwilling and a little anxious: "I lied to you."

Sammy looked at him impassively.

Under this kind of gaze, Mai Qi finally began to give up on himself: "You know all about it and still ask, until now, I don't believe that fat cat will keep me a secret! He must have sold me out, otherwise, it would be too late." He won't say goodbye to me overnight, saying that he wants to leave, I just ask him to find something for me to sleep with you..."

In fact, Sammy, who didn't plan to care too much about it, couldn't help coughing, trying to interrupt.

But Mikey was probably too wronged by the cat, and seized the opportunity to complain a series of complaints: "You just know that I want to drug you, but do you know why I drug you? Do you know that I am super Like you? Do you know that I am working hard every day to learn the way humans fall in love? Do you know how sad I am when you don’t respond every time I try to hint at you? (Sami: Uh... I don’t know ), do you know that I have already prepared the marriage agreement, just waiting for you to sign it? Do you know that I have already purchased a pre-marriage training course worth 10 yuan online..."

"Wait, pre-marriage training class? What are you teaching?"

"Teach a lot, how to get along with your partner's family, how to deal with emotional changes after marriage, how to communicate rationally when you meet a third party, etc."

Sammy: ...

He looked at a certain dragon's earnest and hardworking face, and he couldn't bear to tell him: "This shitty pre-marriage training class sounds even more unreliable than Teacher Baimao".

But whether it is reliable or not, Long's learning attitude is still very correct.

Mikey cried and told about his sacrifices, then snapped his fingers, and began to tell about Sami’s daily evil deeds, why he doesn’t cherish the fruits of his labor, and shared the love dinner given to him with the crew (Sa Mi: Isn’t that the children’s set meal I bought? Why is it considered a fruit of labor if you go to buy it); when you talk to him, he just plays games (Sami: But I’m not interested in discussing the types of highlights) ;What is it that two people are playing football, but they have to call a bunch of people on the crew (Sami: Shouldn’t more people be called to play football? Why don’t two people just play tennis)...

Anyway, Mikey concluded sadly, "You don't value me, you don't like me, you don't love me."

Sammy couldn't understand how he changed from a victim to a perpetrator all of a sudden. It was obvious that he was the one who was almost drugged, but now, just because he was not as good at crying and fussing as Mikey, he was going to be reduced to a victim. The accuser - it's not fair at all!

What can I say?

Being so liked by the dragon, Sami is still happy in his heart, especially this dragon is still a very enthusiastic and frank type, who never hides it, and expresses his feelings so straightforwardly and unreservedly every time , people always have a feeling that the whole body is soaked in a large bucket of hot water, and the whole body is warm and dizzy.

At this time, Mai Qilong complained for a while, and after venting his negative emotions, he began to feel guilty again.

So, he returned to the previous topic again, and deeply reviewed that he should not have crooked thoughts, and "Actually, I really didn't plan to do anything. If Teacher Baimao didn't take the initiative to come up with bad ideas, I would just think about it." Finally, he asked softly, "Sami, will you forgive me?"

Sammy wasn't particularly angry.

After all, Mai Qi, who looks tall and strong, is still a two-hundred-year-old baby dragon in essence. I don’t know what will happen in the future, but at least now, there are not so many fancy intestines in his stomach. He stepped into the big hole dug by the white cat in a daze.

After all, if he really wanted to hurt someone, why would he use drugs?

As long as the strength of the dragon is stronger than that of humans, what else can't be done?

But just as Mikey defended against the "Dragon Slaying Knight" every time-I am a good dragon, I will not bully humans, nor will I destroy towns and rob princesses casually.

Therefore, every time Sami grabs the dragon-slaying sword, it is just to frighten and frighten the dragon. Occasionally, when the dragon does something wrong, it helps the dragon to deepen its impression and let him know what behavior is right in the human kingdom. Yes, what behavior is wrong.

But unexpectedly, the situation seems to be a little different this time.

The underage Charmander acted as if he had been greatly wronged, pouring out all his negative emotions in one breath.

"Uh, do I really treat dragons too much?" Sami couldn't help but reflect on himself.

Then, he found: "It seems a bit too much..."

Sami frowned and began to recall the past moments of getting along with the dragon. It seemed that most of the time it was Mikey and the dragon trying to express the emotion of "I like you so much", and most of the time he was immersed in work...

Well, neglecting to scare the dragon with the sword of slaying the dragon, he seems to pay little attention to the sensitive and fragile inner world of a certain dragon.

But, having said that, why is a dragon so sensitive to a girl's heart?

But no matter how girlish Long is, this doesn't seem to be a reason for him not to care about Long.

Moreover, they are still couples who have confirmed their relationship.

Sammy felt a little complicated for a while.

Michelon was very unhappy.

He drooped his head, looking like a dog who had been kicked severely for no reason, depressed but at a loss.

Seeing this, Sami, who always thought that Mikey was still a juvenile and that it was enough to play and make trouble every day, felt a little guilty.

He was annoyed that he hadn't discovered the dragon's small thoughts earlier, and he was always bullying, teasing, and making fun of the dragon all day long.

However, just as he was silently reflecting on...

Once again, Michelon mustered up his courage.

He raised his head, his face full of expectation, and he said softly and stammeringly: "Sami...I know I made a mistake this time, but...can you seriously consider me...our...that... ..."

Sammy relented.

Isn't it just going to bed.

Although Mai Qi is underage and a dragon, he was ready for Plato early!

But it’s okay to taste the forbidden fruit once in a while, right?

Sammy put down the dragon-slaying sword.

Sammy beckoned to the dragon.

Sami pretended to be calm, with red ears: "Okay, okay, you come."

Mikey cheered up.

Mikey is in high spirits!

Mikey doesn't though.

But Mikey had watched the short human online movie in advance.

Mikey jumped on it.

Mikey didn't respond.

Sammy:? ? ?

Mikey: Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

For 10 minutes, Mai Qilong nestled in the corner of the bed, swallowing small sparks with a look of lovelessness.

While holding a wet towel, Sammy put out all the sparks that accidentally splashed out to prevent the hotel from burning down; while holding the mobile phone, he called Uncle Heilong Deen, the senior of the Dragon Clan, worriedly, because this matter had nothing to do with Mikey. It's also related, so I deliberately turned on the external release: "...well, the general process is like this. No, no, no illness... and no messy eating... no messing around... we are all healthy... ...I don't know what's going on anyway, but it's, it's just... no..."

End with the last sentence!

Mai Qilong on the side once again covered his face, feeling ashamed and uttered a scream of '嗤'.

But no way.

In the human kingdom, if you want to ask questions about dragons, you can only find the only adult dragon you know.

As for the mood of the black dragon Deen...

He was woken up by the phone in the early morning, and when he answered the phone, he was greeted with such an event that made Long extremely speechless. He was so full of shit that it was beyond words, so he could only explain with a blank face: "Sorry, I'm not a doctor after all. ,actually……"

Silently swallowed the embarrassing words of "I am still a dragon at the top".

After three seconds of silence, the black dragon De'en was angry and annoyed, and directly opened the map gun: "Maybe the fire dragon is not good at that, soaking in volcanic magma every day, maybe a certain place has burned out long ago, you just put it on the map." He dumped it, and I'll introduce you to a few single black dragons later!"

Mikey howled!

In fact, Sami, who was very defensive, was so angry that he immediately hung up the phone.

Listen, is this a man, no, is it a dragon?

Faced with his fellow clansmen who were in trouble, he didn't know how to extend a helping hand, and even uttered such vicious words!

It's unbelievable!

Mikey was a little unhinged by this.

He couldn't help spraying the little flames, and cried, "Sami, are you going to break up with me and go find another dragon?"

Sammy definitely didn't break up because he was afraid that the dragon would pull him into a sex fight like Anderson in the movie.

He sincerely did not want to be separated from the dragon he liked, so he calmly said to the dragon: "Listen, Mikey! If there is a problem, we will solve the problem, if there is a disease, we will go to the doctor. It is not the last moment. And , even if there is no way to solve it in the end, I will not separate from you. Think about our previous relationship, and we didn’t have sex, but it has always been good? Actually, I like your mood just like you Like me, you can imagine, if I encountered some problems, would you leave me? If not, then... me too!"

Mai Qilong stared at him blankly, a small bright red flame sprayed two centimeters from his nose.

Sami turned a blind eye to this, and held the dragon's hand without fear: "No one, or the life of the dragon is smooth sailing."

He said seriously: "We have no choice but to face it bravely."

At this moment, Mikey's heart was filled with countless love and respect.

He felt that his soul had been sublimated, and the human beings in front of him were shining brightly, and then, all the light shone into the dragon's heart, allowing him to regain his courage to face the dismal life of the dragon: "Sami, don't worry, I will not give up treatment!"