Raising Dragons in Hollywood

The general knowledge test in Claw Root was scheduled for a weekend.

When Sami went to the examination room, he felt very uneasy and had no confidence at all.

Because in his opinion, the so-called "Claw Root Question Bank" really has no logic or rules at all. The answers chosen every time are inexplicable.

If it wasn't for Mai Qilong's confirmation that "it's really the common sense of dragons", Sami almost thought that he had been tricked by the black dragon.

But no matter what you think in your heart, you still have to enter the examination room when it is time to enter the examination room.

The black dragon Deen, as the only dragon in the Claw Root embassy in the United States, took the exam with a serious expression.

The specific process will not be mentioned for the time being.

But when Sammy rushed out of the Javanese embassy, ​​his emotions actually broke down a bit.

He threw himself directly into Mikey's arms, and when he raised his head, he already had an expression on the verge of tears: "Micky, I'm so nervous! I can't remember how to do several questions, obviously I've memorized them for so long , why is it still like this, woo woo woo..."

Mikey was a little bit annoyed.

Of course, this anger is definitely not aimed at his human beings, but at the inhumane examination of the Black Dragon. It's just "just going through the motions, so what should I do seriously?" Anyway, with myself by my side, nothing will happen to human beings of!

So, he patted his chest and said, "It's okay, if you fail the test, I will take you to smuggle."

Sami was very touched: "Thank you, Mikey! However, although I didn't get a full score of 98, I still got [-] points, so I don't need to be a smuggler."

Mikey: ...

Long couldn't figure it out, who was the one who just cried and said he didn't pass the exam?who is it!

On the other end, the black dragon Deen is cleaning up the examination room.

In fact, there is nothing to clean up. The whole exam process is to grab the "Claw Root Question Bank" that was leaked in advance, select dozens of questions from it, and let the candidates answer one by one. The whole process of face-to-face communication is green and environmentally friendly. save.Finally, count the number of questions answered correctly and calculate the score. As long as you pass the test, you can apply for a visa and air tickets to China (there is only one flight route from the United States to China, and it can only be done by the ambassador of the United States embassy. issued together with Long Lai).

The rigor of this test is obviously much, much worse than that of a human test.

But the Claw Root embassy in the United States is just a black dragon, and it is responsible for all aspects. Moreover, it is unlikely that a human being wants to go to the Claw Root Country in 800 years. Before that, there seems to be no precedent to follow. Therefore, this Things can be handled to the current level, it is already in order, there is nothing to say.

What surprised the black dragon Deen was...

Today's exam is not over yet.

Not long after Sammy finished his exams, a middle-aged man with a bald head miraculously came to the door and said, "I'm the same as Sammy!"

The black dragon Deen was confused: "Why? Have you fallen in love with dragons too?"

He was a little surprised.

After all, during Long's long tenure, he had encountered a case like Sammy's "humans fell in love with dragons, so they took the initiative to go to Claw Root Country". one.

Director Vlad had no idea what this meant.

But it may be an occupational disease of people in the film and television industry, who are good at imagining and brain supplementing based on existing knowledge.

So, the phrase 'you're in love with dragons too' is taken for granted - Claw Roots makes dragons come to life.

So, Director Vlad immediately replied sternly: "That's right, I also fell in love with dragons."

The black dragon Deen asked again in amazement: "Are you in love with that dragon?"

As he asked, he frowned and thought, "Apart from Mikey's underage fire dragon, are there other dragons that have sneaked here to play with humans?"

In the end, Vlad thought he was asking about the dragons produced by special effects, which one do you like?

He recalled the two (special effects) dragons that appeared in "The Exorcist Part One", and after thinking about it, he said, "I fell in love with that black dragon (because there are relatively many shots of black dragons)."

Black Dragon Deen was a little irritated.

Why does Fire Dragon have such a cute bun, but I only like a middle-aged man with a bald head?

Thinking of this, he became a little annoyed and turned down the 'confession' of the other party: "Don't think about it, black dragon can't do it."

Director Vlad said: "Then other dragons are also fine. In fact, I'm easy to talk and I'm not very picky about it."

this moment!

He was not killed, it was really because Heilong Deen had always been more law-abiding.

You shouldn't be offended by a human confession.

You shouldn't be offended at being confessed by a middle-aged balding human.

But being confessed by a middle-aged bald human, the middle-aged bald human said "I can use any dragon", which annoyed the dragon very much!

Director Vlad, who didn't know that he had been on the verge of life and death for a few seconds, was still thinking about how to communicate next.

He looked at the black dragon Deen and thought: "This person seems to be the person from the claw root special effects company... It seems that Sammy just discussed cooperation with him in all likelihood. In this case, I just pretend to be with Sa Mi has something to do with it, take this opportunity to find out the information first, and then try to get to know a few more people from the Claw Roots special effects company, and then find a way to poach this special effects company from Sami!"

thought here.

He took the initiative to say in a super positive tone: "Actually... I am Sammy's... friend, uh, uncle."

Because Ban Dao felt that his friends were not close enough, he said that his uncle would appear closer.

Vlad changed his words temporarily and became an uncle, pretending to be vague and said: "We originally agreed to come together, but something happened in the middle, so we came late, but the purpose of our coming here is the same."

Same purpose?

To Claw Root?

No wonder you just said that other dragons are fine too!

"This is already planning to find another dragon!"

The black dragon De'en suddenly misunderstood, a little disgusted, and a little sighed: "I heard that human beings are philandering, this time I have seen it."

On the one hand, I didn’t expect that chickens and ducks can also speak very well;

On the other hand, dragons are simply too lazy to use their brains, and humans are so fragile that it is difficult to threaten dragons, so they don't care much about what humans want to do, or what they want to do...

Therefore, the irresponsible black dragon uncle was too lazy to continue thinking about the irrationality, and he didn't want to discuss with a middle-aged bald uncle which dragon is more worthy of liking. He simply went to the next step of the exam and asked questions.

This is good!

I have memorized this!

Director Vlad, who worked hard and worked as hard as Sammy, was immediately happy when he heard the familiar sand sculpture topics.

He thought: "Sure enough, that "Claw Root Question Bank" must be specially used to communicate with these weirdos. Maybe only by answering the correct questions can you get the approval of those weirdos in this special effects company? "

So Vlad also took the test.

Because he didn't know what the exam meant, he felt relaxed and stress-free throughout the whole process, and finally got a perfect score with super luck.

Same deal with Sammy.

After the exam, the black dragon Deen ignored the previous suspicions and lazily handed over the visa and air ticket that had been stamped with paw prints at an unknown time to this unknown man.

When Vlad saw the ticket, he was quite shocked.

He finally understood why no one could find Claw Roots.

It turns out... this is a foreign company!

It is also a company that you have to go abroad by plane before you can find it even to visit the company headquarters.

Well, the problem is coming.

Director Vlad thought very worriedly: "Should I take a plane to find this special effects company? I have to go abroad, is it worth it?"

On the other side, Sammy, who has no worries about this aspect, has already packed his luggage excitedly and is ready to board the plane at any time.

As for Michelon...

The juvenile dragon is currently preoccupied with making a shiny comeback.

For this reason, he wanted to make some eye-catching dresses, so he bought a string of small LED lanterns on a whim, the kind with AA batteries inside, and planned to put these little colored lights on when he transformed into a dragon shape. The lights are all wrapped around and hung on the dragon...

Humans are so smart!

Human technology is so great!

By the time……

Flick the switch, sparkle!

Spread your wings and fly into the sky!

Instantly become the most beautiful (brightest) cub in the night sky!

He earnestly hoped that Sammy would notice this and focus all his attention on himself instead of looking at the other strange dragons.