Raising Dragons in Hollywood

For the dragons, 80.00% of the diseases will be defeated by their thick skin and super resistance, and the remaining 20.00%, there is a three-quarters chance of getting through and recovering on their own. The last rare probability of 5.00% is the one that must see a doctor.

Therefore, the dragon race does not attach as much importance to medical work as humans.

Their hospital was built on a bare and remote mountain, and the doctors were fixed ten-headed dragons, unchanged for hundreds of years.

These dragon doctors have no medical ethics and are not professional. They often sleep at home and count gold.

As for the sick dragon who came to seek medical treatment...

As the saying goes, the sick dragon is the one that is not dead, and the dead dragon is the one that is dead.

A dead dragon doesn't need a doctor.

Therefore, Long's medical treatment is a matter of luck.

On that day, Maiqilong was lucky, and he caught up with the doctors of Long to pay their salaries. This was the day with the most doctors in the hospital.

Mikey was able to register successfully.

Moreover, because Long Shao came to see the doctor, he only waited for a few minutes before entering the consultation room.

In the consulting room, there is a beautiful water dragon with water-blue scales.

Different from the color of the fire dragon, which is so gorgeous that it seems to be burning, the scales of the water dragon have a shimmering and beautiful texture under the sunlight.

But unfortunately, in Sami's eyes, the color of the water dragon is foggy, quite like hazy blue.

He didn't react for a while, and whispered jokes with Mikey: "This guy is very fashionable, trendy color."

Mikey: "Uh, that's a female dragon."

Sammy: "..."

Mikey: "Do you not know male and female dragons?"

Sammy: "Haha...how could it be? You can tell the difference, you can tell the difference."

Mikey: "So am I male or female?"

Sammy: "Damn, what do you mean? You're actually a female dragon?"

Mikey: "..."

Micky: "You just can't tell male and female dragons."

Sammy smiled awkwardly.

In fact, as soon as the words came out, he knew he was wrong. After all, if Mikey was a female dragon, he wouldn't need to see a doctor.

At this time, the beautiful water dragon girl in the consultation room was already impatient.

She didn't have the patience to watch Bie Long fall in love, so she slapped her big paw on the ground and yelled loudly: "Which one of you is sick? What kind of sickness are you looking for?"

Mikey was embarrassed.

He didn't expect to meet a female dragon doctor and tell the opposite sex about his incompetence. Even if it was a dragon, it would be very shameful.

Sammy is really good at this time.

He immediately took the initiative to play the role of cheering up his boyfriend, and shouted in an optimistic and positive tone: "Come on, Mikey! Tell her what you are here for! Be bold, there is nothing to be ashamed of! You It’s a patient, a sick dragon, this is a normal consultation, there’s nothing wrong with it! Once cured, you’re a good dragon again!”

As a result, Mikey blushed and finally whispered about his symptoms.

Doctor Shuilong slowly showed a confused expression, and repeated: "You said that you are two hundred years old, and you found a human partner, and then, when you were with your human partner, you found that you were not good enough?"

Mikey nodded in shame.

Dr. Shuilong asked expressionlessly: "Do you know that you will not be considered an adult until you are more than 400 years old and officially receive the complete inheritance of the dragon clan?"

Mikey nodded, and added embarrassingly: "I know, but I heard from my friends before that it's okay to be an official adult... you can do that."

Doctor Shuilong continued to ask blankly: "How old is your friend?"

Mikey thought about it: "A little older than me, about 360 years old."

Doctor Shuilong heheed twice, and smashed a boulder with his tail.

She growled: "Boy, are you kidding me? Get out!"

Mikey and Sami were stunned: "What do you mean? You won't treat the illness?"

Doctor Shuilong said: "I can't cure it, you..."

Before he finished speaking...

Mikey was terrified.

It's over, it's over, it's over!

He felt that something was wrong and panicked. He didn't dare to look at Sami. He raised his two big paws to cover his head, and screamed, "What the hell do you mean you can't be cured? Am I terminally ill?"

Doctor Water Dragon: "..."

What kind of showman is this dragon!

Also terminally ill!

Why do you add drama to yourself like this?

Dr. Shuilong was almost annoyed.

This incident later became a classic case that the dragon clan must cite every time it promotes physiology education courses: "Once upon a time there was a fire dragon, whose parents didn't educate it well. It was only [-] years old and wanted to have sex with its lover. If it couldn't, it went to see a doctor. Say you can't..."

Since then, the name of Maiqilong has been immortalized forever.

Not to mention for now.

At that time, Dr. Shuilong really thought they were here to make trouble.

As a result, one person and one dragon were driven out of the hospital.

Later, when the two of them were unwilling to give up, they foolishly wandered around the hospital...

A ground dragon doctor took care of Sami as a human being, and kindly explained to him: "You humans are almost adults, right? But you are not full, and you are capable at the age of sixteen or seventeen, right? But, have you ever thought about it? , when you were eight or nine years old?"

The good-hearted dragon also explained in detail the age conversion between humans and dragons.

That is to say, the dragons reach adulthood at about four hundred years old (two or three years earlier, or two or three years later, depending on physical development and inheritance time).And the 360-year-old friend that Mikey said is equivalent to 16 years old when human beings are capable, and Mikey, who is only about [-] years old... well, it is equivalent to eight or nine years old of human beings.

Sammy: "..."

Mikey: "..."

Then, the underage fire dragon tried to play tricks: "Uh, two hundred years old is two hundred years old. What does it have to do with humans? Why do you need to convert it? Eight or nine years old, dragons don't recognize it."

But Sami will never be able to forget the feeling of being 'shocked' at this moment.

In the past, I only knew that Mai Qilong was not yet an adult, and his age was not considered old in Longli.

But he never expected that he was really a baby!

This, this is too desperate for human beings!

A nine-year-old boyfriend? !

Sammy really knelt down.

Even if he has a super strong mentality and super receptivity, he was also hit by such a wonderful fact.

On the way back from the hospital...

It was surprisingly quiet between one person and one dragon.

Michelon didn't know what to say.

In fact, in his opinion, the matter has been resolved.It's not terminally ill, and it's not impossible, it's just that the development time hasn't come yet, so just wait slowly, don't worry at all, everything is perfect.

Perfect?

If Sami knew that Mikey thought so, he would definitely draw out the dragon-slaying sword and slash the dragon seventeen or eight times: a perfect P!You stupid dragon is only fucking nine years old, what kind of love are you talking about!Ask that door to marry?This is simply a fraudulent marriage!Fraudulent marriage!Do you know cheating marriages and killing people?

Go back to Daddy Dragon's volcano.

Sammy was sullen and completely dismissed the dragon.

Mikey was terrified of losing his humanity.

But seeing humans so angry, he didn't dare to go up.

Sammy said, "Leave me alone."

Mai Qilong had no choice but to fly out depressed, and flew to the crater in a bored manner. First, he found a place to pee, then rolled in the magma, and took out the rabbit he had just caught to eat.

But just after taking two bites, there was a loud roar from behind: "Mike, you idiot!"

Dragon father Harris flew over aggressively, furious: "You fucking pissed in my house, used my bath water, and dared to eat hairy rabbits in my bathroom!"

He is really a dear father!

Such a small matter, you have to worry about it!

Return home!

It's just finding fault!

A whole volcano is his.

So no matter where he urinates in the mountains, it can be counted as his home, right?

Besides, what happened to the shedding rabbit?

If it falls into the magma, won't it all melt?

But Father Long is unreasonable, and Mai Qi still can't beat him.

The underage Charmander had to fly up and escape in a hurry.

Harris chased for a while, but failed to catch up.

But he was so cunning and cunning that he turned around and ran to Sami, yelling and cursing at the cave entrance: "Human, get out! You are in love with that idiot Mikey, you are not a fucking good thing!"

Mikey was in a hurry.

He waved his wings and flew back immediately: "Don't hurt Sami, come at me if you have the ability!"

At this time, Sami also rushed out from the cave with the big dragon-slaying sword.

Angrily, he poked the toe of the old fire dragon with his sword: "Don't say that about Mikey! Mikey is still a baby, he has the ability to attack me!"

Harris satisfied them both.

Impartially and very justly, one person and one dragon were all driven out!