Raising Dragons in Hollywood

([-]) Worried family members

Mikey doesn't think there's anything wrong with him getting along with Sammy.

But in fact, Sammy's parents and brothers are very worried about him.

Sammy's mother: "When Sammy was 11 years old, he ran away from home with a bag on his back to slay a dragon."

Sami's father: "Sami insists that he is a dragon slaying warrior for more than 20 years."

Big Brother Duke: "Not long ago, Sammy asked me to help someone buy ten times the concentrated anesthetic."

The second brother Dunbar: "Sammy asked me a few days ago if there is a place to make iron chains. He wants to tie up the dragon."

All the family members were worried: "My God! Will Sammy pretend to be in love with a dragon, but the real purpose is to slay the dragon?"

Michelon: "Please let me explain."

Sami raised the dragon-slaying sword.

Mai Qilong: "Although I don't want to show off, the Sami people are super nice, I like Sami very much! Long Insomnia buys sleeping pills for Long, and there are too many gems saved by Long, so he wears them with iron chains A necklace for a dragon, Sammy is the best human being in the whole world."

Sami raised the dragon-slaying sword.

Sammy peeled an apple for Michelon with his big sword.

([-]) Bad Dragon Father

Dragon daddy Harris.

A selfish dragon who only wants to live with gold, silver and jewels for a lifetime.

When Mai Qi lost his mother when he was young, he drove Mai Qi out of the house regardless of the relationship between father and son, and at the same time occupied all of Mai Qi's mother's inheritance.

Later, Mai Qi got a human lover, he reappeared, and once again took advantage of the fire to completely control Mai Qi's mother's inheritance, thus becoming the richest man in the Dragon Clan and the winner of Long Sheng.

But you always have to pay it back when you come out.

In a certain year, Mai Qilong brought his lover Sami back to the Claw Root Country to settle down. With the thought that "it is better to be acquainted", he chose to live next door to Father Long, and the peaceful life of Father Long was completely broken.

The two males kiss me and me and make love together every day.

What are you my little biscuit, I am your little dessert... Shout out loud!

Are you dating?

Or do you want to sing duets of folk songs?

Father Long has good ears and eyesight, so he really can't stand this disgusting feeling.

He rushed out to beat mandarin ducks, was shot by a sinister round-faced dwarf with a high-pressure water gun for half an hour, and was scolded by an unfilial son for three hours holding up a bluetooth speaker and a microphone, saying that he, as a dragon of the new era, did not agree with him. Keeping pace with the times, but homophobia!

Excuse me!

As a dragon, Father Long doesn't know what Tong is at all.

([-]) Unpredictable human beings

In the TV, Mai Qilong pounced on a black-faced lamb, and the lamb was bitten to death with one bite.

He grinned, his fangs gleaming in the light.

The human screamed: "Oh my God, the dragon is real! I saw the dragon! It's so scary! Like the monster Godzilla, it's so big, so scary, so scary, I'm going to pass out."

Michilong expertly transforms back into his perfect human form.

He picked up a toothpaste, gestured handsomely in front of him twice, and showed the trademark in front of the camera professionally: "Yong XX has good teeth, clean, fresh and strong, and it's easy to bite off the sheep's head. highly recommended!"

The human screamed: "Oh my god, the dragon is so handsome, so handsome, so handsome! Such a beauty is not what humans should have! I love dragons so much, I want to give birth to dragons, no, I'm going to pass out. "

Michelon: "I will never understand whether human beings love me or are afraid of me."

Sammy: "Don't doubt it, I love you."

([-]) Alternative legends

Decades later!

Crazy Amway fans: "Do you know director Sammy? He's amazing, he directed BlaBlaBlaBla..."

Passers-by who don't know Sami: "Is it fake? Is there such a powerful person? Why haven't I seen any works in the past few years?"

The brainless fans hurriedly defended: "Sammy is just too busy. He and Mikey went to Claw Root Country a few years ago..."

The passers-by suddenly realized, stood in awe, and burst into tears: "Ah! I know who you are talking about! In order to maintain the peace between humans and dragons, the gentleman who came to the Claw Root Country on behalf of humans and kissed to marry the evil dragon! It is said that the peace between humans and dragons is due to his contribution and sacrifice (Sami: Peace has nothing to do with us?) Has he ever made a movie?"

The idiot fans were confused: "...you know what we want to discuss is director Sammy, not kissing Sammy?"

The passers-by were excited: "But kissing Sami is more legendary, let's discuss Mr. Sami who has made peace with the dragon! Tell me, when will a warrior rescue Mr. Sami from the dragon?"

Sammy: "I finally know how the story of the warrior slaying the dragon and saving the princess came about."

Mikey smiled: "Hello, princess!"

Sammy also smiled: "You are good too, evil dragon."

The dragon slayer finally becomes a princess.

He lived happily with the dragon.

It's finally over.

I can go out and surf in peace!