Raising Dragons in Hollywood

Mikey is red!

When a teddy bear knows he was never abandoned.

When a teddy bear ascends to heaven with the ghostly owner he's been waiting for...

When the teddy bear finally reveals the true soul hidden in the teddy bear's body.

It was a dazzling soul that was almost indistinguishable from human beings, even more beautiful and brilliant than human beings.

So, the audience:! ! !

When Sammy and the screenwriter were discussing the script, there was an argument about whether this scene was necessary.

Sammy thinks this scene is superfluous, a teddy bear is a teddy bear, nothing changes anyone!

But Yan Kong's screenwriter meant 'don't waste such a good-looking person'.

No!

He definitely couldn't say it so directly, but used a very high-sounding excuse:

[Before God, all things in the world are equal, so when they ascend to heaven, both Teddy Bear and Mr. Ghost will reveal the essence of their souls.This will let the audience know that under the seemingly non-human appearance of the teddy bear, in fact, there has always been a soul that is more beautiful than human beings, which is very conducive to the shaping of the character and reverses the bad image of the teddy bear before. . ]

[And, to go a little deeper (shamelessly), when selling peripherals, you can sell two types-bear and human figures! ]

[Double the money, double the happiness! ]

Director Sammy was convinced by the former reason.

Mainly in terms of character creation, although the teddy bear exists as the final boss of this show, it is indeed a beautiful existence in the setting.

Before being blackened, he always maintained loyalty, kindness, bravery, enthusiasm, frankness, and a clear distinction between love and hate, etc., which may not be possessed by some human beings, otherwise he would not be very popular in the first few episodes.

Even the final blackening, apart from being a little scary, he didn't really do anything to harm human beings, but just helplessly wanted to keep Aaron, let him stay and stay.All kinds of behavior can be said to be both hateful and pitiful.

That's why.

As soon as he untied the knot in his heart, he was immediately redeemed and ascended to heaven.

So, Sammy reluctantly reached an agreement with the screenwriter, and decided to let the teddy bear finally show the charm of the character when he exited the scene at the end.

After making this decision, when it comes to the scene of ascension to heaven, it is natural to take a good shot and try to make the best picture possible.

There is a saying that goes like this: Good editing starts with shooting.

In the eyes of many people, editing is a post-production work, something that needs to be considered after shooting, but in fact, if you want to make a good-looking movie, from the first second of shooting, the director has to think about it. How to cut the problem.

Therefore, when Sammy was filming this scene, he took the trouble to direct the photographer to take detailed and detailed shots of all available angles, and prepare as much material as possible for the later work.

When the final edit was made, they carefully selected the best shot from countless shots.

However, it took so much effort.

In fact, this shot only appeared on the screen for three or four seconds...

After all, teddy bears have souls that are more beautiful than humans, and it makes sense to appear for a few seconds.

But if you keep taking pictures of the human appearance of teddy bears, from the perspective of the overall plot, it will be a bit upside down.

But Mai Qilong's appearance is too testable.

Although he is not the most common handsome type in Hollywood with neatly combed hair, well-dressed and polite...

But in the camera, the flamboyant red hair, the extraordinarily tall and intimidating figure set off by the short Mr. Ghost, and the tense muscles under the clothes are full of a kind of wild animal. Some dangerous auras even looked like a raging flame, burning all the time and radiating heat.

But what's even more amazing is that his eyes are so bright and innocent, like a child who has not been polluted by the world, especially when he looks down at Mr. Ghost, his expression is so innocent.

The shock that this contrast brings to the audience is unparalleled.

People may even be exposed to this type of beauty for the first time. Obviously, the appearance is as sexy as a beast, but the expression is as pure as a child.

So, when this scene is short-lived...

Countless viewers were stunned for a moment, and then began to cry out in front of the TV, "Wait a minute, I haven't seen it clearly".

For this reason, they were particularly difficult to understand, and they were particularly unwilling to go to the Internet to ask questions: [Such a good-looking man, why don't you give him a character that can show his face, and release it earlier?Maybe just relying on his face can boost your ratings, but you actually let him play a teddy bear who doesn't show his face in the whole show?Isn't this a waste of resources? ]

Of course, some people disagree.

They resolutely refuted it for the crew, thinking that the character and the actor's temperament are really a perfect match.

Other than that.

After analyzing the plot, some viewers said: [After watching this drama, I suddenly understand how Mr. Ghost has to go back to find Xiong after he dies. ]

This audience expressed a very sincere opinion: [If I have such a handsome teddy bear, don’t say I moved or died... Even if my leg is broken, I will crawl back to find it He!Because this bear is really unreliable, its heart is too fragile to live without people, and it even likes to compare with other bears, such as angora wool, South American alpaca, pearl and gemstone eyes, this is so amazing Can you figure it out? ! !I'm convinced, you are a bear, you are more careful than a woman's mind.By the way, this bear's character is a bit casual!Mr. Ghost is still floating in front of him, he has already fallen in love with other humans, and he even chased Aaron before.What kind of broken bear is this? Even if Mr. Phantom is alive, he is about to die of anger, right? ]

Finally, it seems to be a bit heartbreaking!

But this viewing angle is really strange.

The replies below are all 'hahahaha'.

Someone else made a complaint from this angle: [So, the fourth season of "The Adventures of Aaron" is ultimately a "Bear and Bear"? ]

What a god, what a bear!

Countless people burst out laughing, but they still did not forget to reply one after another: [Yes, this is the truth! ]

For a moment, the entire film review area was filled with joy.

Later, someone left an exaggerated message on the Internet: [The ascension of the teddy bear is a classic of the whole show. ]

However, when Sammy saw this message, he turned angry.

Obviously it was something I took, and it was praised as a classic...

Sammy is just super angry.

With a puffed up face, he tapped hard on the keyboard very dissatisfied, and went to Twitter to speak, tweeting in a tone as if he was educating some ignorant children: [Don't talk nonsense, you can tell the difference What is a classic?You really don't understand anything! ! ! ]

Because the nominal director of "The Adventures of Aaron" is still Director Jones.

And his twitter was not authenticated at the beginning, so he was immediately ridiculed by the crowd as a black fan of the TV series.

——Come, come, let me give you the microphone, you can speak!

——Some people really know how to pretend to be B!If others don't understand, do it, you know you, you know you, you know everything, let's do it!I really thought I was a director!

Sammy, who is really the director, was so angry that he immediately went up to reason with the fans (tear).

He sent out the big close-up picture of the 'Eyeball Prison', with the word 'classic' enlarged and bolded on it, and then he began to quote classics, write a long speech, and give these uninformed people a hundred and one hundred from various professional perspectives. Fans of the show analyzed why this shot should be called a classic.

...Isn't this too serious?

The audience who ridiculed him didn't expect such a reaction, and they were a little speechless, but they could tell from the lines that this was not a black fan, and they had no interest in quarreling: [Forget it, we don't agree with aesthetics. Extraordinary people care about. ]

It's just a 'classic' casually, they really don't want to argue about such a baffling issue.

So, everyone quickly formatted and deleted the "eyeball prison lens" from their minds, and then went to look for clues about the former life of a prosperous beauty teddy bear.Compared to quarreling with strangers, of course a handsome man is more popular.

When they thought about it, such a handsome actor couldn't have jumped out of a crack in the rock all of a sudden, there must be some traces of his previous life, maybe he also participated in some other activities?

Then, as long as he can find the activities he participated in in the past, he will naturally have Meitu.

But what I never expected is...

Although a certain dragon didn't jump out of the cracks in the rocks, but as an international friend, it was still a mysterious kingdom, and there was indeed no trace to be found, and it seemed extremely mysterious for a while.

As for Sammy!

He was about to be pissed off by the group of fans who didn't live up to expectations.

What is aesthetic abnormality?

What does it mean not to care about you!

What do a group of people who only know how to look at their faces know!know what!

In order to defend the true 'classic' in my heart.

He magically called Director Jones, asked the official to stand for him, and asked the crew to forward his tweet to prove that he was right.

Director Jones didn't surf the Internet very much, so he didn't take it seriously at all, and agreed casually.

And since "The Adventures of Aaron" is not a big production, the staff responsible for managing Twitter is naturally not a professional, and they usually post whatever they are asked to post, so they have no idea what this is doing. Hearing that Director Jones had already agreed, and it was Director Sammy's order, he immediately turned around obediently, and even boasted [it was indeed a good shot].

The audience was stunned for a moment: ...Wait, what is this person's background?Can the production crew come to help support it?

Out of doubts, they couldn't help but ran to check Sami.

And Sami's identity was not checked at all.

He was just aboveboard, and ran to quarrel with people without any disguise.

Except for a temporary emergency, Mr. Ghost, who just went to play a cameo and didn't show his face, has no record. He was the first to be discovered by fans of the drama as the hidden identity of the "assistant director".

But after finding out this identity, the audience continued to be confused: ... So, what's going on with this assistant director?

Sammy was at peace now.

Satisfied, he retweeted his own tweet just retweeted by the crew, and said calmly: [Facts speak louder than words. ]

The audience was completely stunned this time.

They were a little dumbfounded.

I have never seen such an operation!

The assistant director of the crew came off the stage in person, and confronted the fans head-on, just because the classic scene recognized by the fans was not the one he recognized?

But the question is, will anyone really appreciate the crap that 'makes kids cry' that you approve of?

Oh, right.

The crew's official Twitter really retweeted and recognized you.

All fans of the show are in a bit of a trance.

They finally knew why the crew let such a handsome man play a faceless teddy bear.

Because——you are all aesthetic abnormalities at all!

(The rest of the crew feel wronged: No, we are not, we are wronged without us.)

Sammy was very proud of it at this time.

He specially posted a complete video of a short section of "Eye Prison" in his hard drive, treasured, and filmed but was too scary to be used in the TV series. He also wrote on Twitter: [The uncensored complete segment, Y'all come and take a good look at a real classic. ]

It's so annoying!

How can there be such a person?

Other crews played the complete, unabridged episodes.

The audience rejoiced: Great, thanks to the crew!

This crew plays the complete, unabridged segment.

The audience looked indifferent: "Farewell, I don't want to watch it!"

But Sami couldn't feel everyone's resistance at all.

He also took a few close-up screenshots of the 'Eye Prison' with great interest, carefully assembled the nine squares, and sent them out again.

then……

Countless followers!

The new director's account, who was originally a little transparent, is even more bleak this time.

In the end, the number of people who followed him was only about 200-[-] people left, excluding relatives and friends, some single-digit true fans with eccentric hobbies, and a hundred or so zombie fans who do not know whether they exist or not, there is basically nothing up.

But losing fans is losing fans, and fans of the show have nothing to do against him.

After all, how can such a person with official support be torn apart?

Forget it, forget it, ignore him!

Everyone stopped discussing the classic shots and studied the handsome man with the teddy bear on their own.

They started going over and over on the Internet about how good-looking and sexy the actor who played the teddy bear was, and how memorable that scene was.

At the same time, Mai Qi, who was also reading the comments with Sammy, happened to see the praise from the fans of the show and was very happy.

He ran to look in the mirror and thought complacently: "Human beings are so coaxing. I haven't seen my beautiful and gorgeous scales yet. I'm so excited just seeing such an ugly human form."

In order to win more praise.

The vanity Charmander, who used to show off his beautiful scales in different ways in the Dragon Clan, has learned to register on Twitter and post beautiful selfies without a teacher.

only……

Enthusiastic fans of the show finally found his new Twitter, but fell silent again.

— Fuuuuuuuuck! ! ! ! ! !My eyes, my eyes!My eyes are almost fucking blind!

——Who, who can tell me how this photo was taken?

——Wipe a face highlighter?

—Crazy!Can I still watch it?

——Whoever puts on a face with makeup, is crazy!

——This crew is poisonous!

——It really makes sense that like attracts like.

(The rest of the crew are wronged: No, we are not, we are wronged without us.)

At this time, Charmander, who loves glitter by nature, picked up the highlight again, and happily patted it on his body like using a big box of talcum powder!shoot!shoot!

He imagined the future with great anticipation in his heart: "When I return to the Claw Root Country, I must buy a box of this highlighter. Humans are too smart to invent such a good thing! Put a little It can be bright all day, the dragon really likes it, and the dragon will put it on every scale in the future."

[[-]] Do you want to go home and sell grapes?

Thanks to the amazing operations of assistant director Sammy and teddy bear actor Mikey.

The crew of "Aaron's Adventures" has been blamed for "the most wonderful crew ever" so inexplicably.

Director Jones, who led the crew to run the publicity, really wanted to argue.

But as a behind-the-scenes person, he obviously has no fighting power when it comes to external public relations.

Reporter: "What do you think of the quarrel between assistant director Sami and netizens?"

Director Jones (trying hard to put a good word for Sammy): "Sammy is a good kid, Sammy wouldn't do this, and if Sammy did, there must be a reason."

Reporter: "What do you think of the teddy bear actor Mikey posting strange makeup on the Internet?"

Director Jones (defensively trying to protect the actors): "Mike may just like to have fun. Mikey is a good actor. If he does something inappropriate, there must be a reason."

Reporter: "Do you have any comments on Assistant Director Sammy and Teddy Bear actor Mikey?"

Director Jones (trying to put it bluntly): "Both of them are very good, there is nothing wrong with them, they are the most dedicated in the whole crew, even more dedicated than me, if they give people any bad impression, please everyone Don’t jump to conclusions, there must be a reason.”

After a few seconds of silence, the reporter went back and wrote such a headline:

[They do everything for a reason. By Jones Director]

After watching this interview, all the fans of the show were almost crying with laughter: "What kind of treasure crew are you guys? It's getting darker and darker, look at your bottomless speech, isn't it weird enough?"

However, the strange thing is that the more "weird" the crew behaves, the more enthusiastic the fans seem to be.

When Director Jones led the team to a fan meeting, many fans screamed hysterically, as if they were watching a superstar, and some young girls actually fought for Mikey's signature.

Come on, that guy has only one scene in the whole show!

Moreover, not long ago, he did some ridiculous makeup with highlights on his face on the Internet, it was really scary!What kind of flour are you guys?Strong fan?Under such ravages, still refuse to take off fans?

But anyway, Mikey is red.

With the help of Director Jones and the others, he first went to the Screen Actors Union to register as an official actor, and then signed a financial contract with a female agent named Brenda.

The female agent Brenda is shrewd and capable, unsmiling, efficient and practical in her work, and sometimes seems a little unreasonable

But after she signed someone this time, the first thing she did was really pleasing to the heart——to prevent Mai Qi from using highlights indiscriminately.

Michelon was not very satisfied.

But the stingy and stingy underage fire dragon considers that the highlight is really not banned (whoever uses that thing to wipe the whole body should come to the conclusion that it is not banned), so he still needs to save, so he followed this suggestion.

Brenda breathed a sigh of relief.

Then, while the fans of the show were still paying attention to teddy bears, she immediately contacted several magazines and helped Mikey get on the cover of the magazines in time, so that the fans who had long clamored for "beautiful pictures" could understand their lovesickness suffering.

For a while, Mai Qi transformed from a teddy bear with a handsome face, and became the man on the cover of countless magazines.

Moreover, gradually, some people tried to pass scripts to him and ask him to act in movies and TV series.Although most of these scripts were not well-known, he was hired as a vase in the past, but from a certain point of view, he has indeed completely left the ranks of amateur part-time actors and officially mixed into the ranks of professional actors.

However, Sammy, who was in the comparison group with him, was still unlucky in his career development.

The new script he submitted, that is, the new work of the warrior slaying the dragon that he worked on a while ago, was rejected again.

"Sammy." Mr. Norris from the Film and Television Entertainment Department has always admired him very much and is willing to support him in some unique creations.

But this time even he couldn't help criticizing: "Why can't you come up with some practical solutions? Let's not talk about whether your plot is attractive or not, the key is... do you know how to come up with a good looking How much does a little dragon cost?"

Sammy is not happy.

Sammy didn't want to hear it either.

Sammy is all about slaying dragons.

Norris sighed helplessly: "You go back and think about it for yourself. Continue to film the fifth season of "The Adventures of Aaron". As for the others, there will be opportunities in the future."

Sammy left sullenly.

It was cruel to say so, but he had lost interest in "The Adventures of Aaron."

"I don't like being chained to a fixed place like a dog doing the same thing every day..."

He called his second brother Dunbar, who was close to him, and complained: "In the future, when people see me, they will ask 'Sammy, what are you up to lately', and I will say 'I am busy filming Adventures'; , people met me and asked 'Sammy, what have you been up to lately', I can only continue to say 'I'm busy shooting adventures'; two years later, people met me again and asked 'Sammy, what have you been up to lately' What's up', I said 'I'm busy with adventures'; three years later, people see me and say 'what have you been up to, Sammy' what can I say? I'm fucking still shooting What about the adventures of shit! Dude, I'm going to be totally stupid, the kind of stupid you have to send me to the hospital."

Dunbar thought about it for a long time on the phone, but he couldn't think of his brother being more stupid than he is now.

So, he cautiously suggested: "How about... why don't you just go back to your hometown and inherit our vineyard? Parents must be very happy."

"Go away, why don't you and Duke go back!" Sammy hung up the phone angrily.

Calling the jerk brother is really a wrong strategy. The problem cannot be solved, and you will be angry. It is a waste of time.

But this matter did remind him...

If he still fails to achieve anything, he may really have to go back to his hometown to sell grapes in despair in the future.

For this alone, I have to find a way to make some results as soon as possible!

At this time, Rossi, the most reliable and enterprising of all his friends, dialed his phone: "Sami, I heard that your dragon slaying script was shot down again?"

"Are you here to laugh at me?" Sammy was upset.

"Of course not, I just want to say, buddy, let's make a book by ourselves." Rossi suggested at the other end: "I will be the producer, you will be the director, and we will make one by ourselves."

"You mean, let's shoot dragons together!!!"

Sammy's eyes lit up instantly: "Can you get the investment?"

"Cough cough cough..." Rossi almost choked on the other end of the phone and coughed.

Then, he said again: "Don't dream, I mean create a new book, a new book that has nothing to do with dragon slaying."

Sammy has no feelings.

Sammy just wants to slay dragons.

So, Sammy: "Oh, not interested."