Raising Dragons in Hollywood

Some well-known film critics may like to seriously analyze the director's shooting skills, where the plot is ingenious and exciting, what progress or change the actors' acting skills have, and what is the inner meaning of the film...

But in fact, many netizens don't have too many complicated ideas about this movie.

Do you need any particular reason to like a movie?

The story is good, the music is good, and the actors are good-looking (although they act ugly at the beginning, but the reversal in the end is even more shocking).

These simple factors are enough for everyone to give the film a high score.

Not to mention there are star cameos.

The appearance of Jimmy, the lead singer of the planetary band, in the film is definitely a huge surprise for many rock fans.

This singer who has been famous for many years and has a willful personality has long been disinterested in fame. He has not appeared in front of people for several years. Occasionally he wants to hold a live live on a whim, and he will limit the number of people. There are hundreds of tickets, so many diehard fans can't get a ticket in a miserable way.

It's rare to show up now, and it instantly attracts a lot of attention.

Moreover, because he has never been on airs...

After the film ended, fans asked on Twitter: [Jimmy, Jimmy, are you not singing anymore?Do you want to switch careers in Hollywood, and stop relying on singing and make a living by selling your face?Does Lance know about this? ]

[piss off!I'm not going to mess around with nonsense. ]

Someone who has no image awareness did not change his bad attitude on Twitter, and directly exposed the truth of the matter: [I went to make a cameo, just because the director gave me two bottles of delicious wine, yes, his family sells wine.Now...proud.JPG, I am already a diamond VIP in his house. ]

The audience laughed loudly: [Who is it?Who told you to quit drinking? ]

As a result, the family background of the director with a small round face was submerged in hahaha.

On the other hand, when the Kerry brothers saw this tweet, their cheeks hurt a little again.

This movie really slapped the two of them in the face. In addition to the insinuations in the plot of the movie, even the guest stars invited are so embarrassing.

Prior to this, when they asked Jimmy to invite them to sing, they offered a six-figure reward, but they were rejected with a bad attitude.

But now... Sami invited people with two bottles of wine? !

Fortunately, the two brothers have thick skins and high psychological endurance. Thinking about the rising box office of the movie, they calm down again.

In addition to these, some people have noticed some relatively realistic problems in the plot of "Say Hello to the World",

For example, those that reflect the unspoken rules of the music industry, the various control, use and deception by record companies over their stars.

This sparked a new wave.

Fan groups who love to brainstorm and worry about nothing all over the world suddenly care about their favorite musicians.

For example, fans of the Planet band all flooded into Jimmy's Twitter, asking anxiously and sadly:

[Jimmy, are record companies really that bad? ]

[Jimmy, have they ever owed you money before? ]

[I'm so worried, I heard that some record companies squeeze their singers, Jimmy, are you okay? ]

Interestingly, however...

The British singer has lived up to the past 'acclaim' from the media.

His reply on Twitter: [Squeeze?Who dares?I beat his dog's head off! ]

Just now I was still imagining the misery of the other party being oppressed and endured, full of distress and sadness, and the next moment I was forced to face the painful reality.

The fans were indifferent: [Let's break up, everyone!When did this bastard suffer? ]

Think of the downtrodden look on the Hello band's face when they played shameless tricks at the record company;

Netizens suddenly burst into laughter.

Fans of the planet said on the Internet: [This f*ck is replaced by our Jimmy, the brains are blown out. ]

For a while, netizens played lively.

Fans of the You Xing band... They also have nothing to do. Because the natal band has been sick for many years, it has been disbanded, reorganized, reorganized, and disbanded for several years, making everyone physically and mentally exhausted and neurasthenic. Just ignore the band and have fun.

So, they were idle and bored to make some comparison charts.

List all the deceptions and betrayals that the Hello band encountered, and then try to guess how the planets would deal with these incidents.

Such a summary and analysis.

They found that the development of bands in similar ages is generally similar.

What bar performances, what tours, what records, all bands have such a routine.

After the comparison, everyone was surprised to find that some of the things that happened to the Hello band, the Planetary Band really did.

It's just speechless...

A lot of things that are big problems for Hello Band are not big problems for Planet Band.

For example, the record company cheated money, and the Hello band honestly couldn’t figure out the situation. They really thought that they had spent so much money that they didn’t even have the courage to file a lawsuit, so they accepted their fate and were cheated;

But those bastards in the Planetary Band would definitely fight to the death.Maybe there will be a group fight on the spot first, and then, in private, what kind of sacks, glass smashing, and XX will be done in private, so I won’t say much.As for the bright side, there will definitely be endless lawsuits and lawsuits. In short, if the company is not allowed to spit out the money, they will never let it go.

Also, the Hello band late show event.Once, the assistant booked the wrong ticket, and the assistant girl who did the wrong thing was scared and sad, and cried to death. In the end, the four members of the band surrounded her to comfort her, saying that it was all right;

However, if this matter falls to the Planetary Band... I still remember that many years ago, someone broke the news on the Internet that Jimmy had a terrible temper. Lost the suitcase and almost got my head broken.

A little longer, the bar did not pay for the performance, the Hello band first argued, and after the argument was invalid, they left helplessly;

But for the fans of the Planetary Band, everyone still talks about how a certain lead singer was imprisoned for theft N years ago.

okay!

The truth is revealed!

——I finally know why the Hello band is not popular anymore.

——The four of them are simply too honest, too honest to look like rock stars.

For a while, netizens couldn't laugh or cry, and they were in complicated moods.

Although it is said that wicked people have their own grind, but is it true that only bastards can get along like ducks in water?

This has entertained many people.

It also indirectly helped Sami avoid some troubles.

After all, exposing the unspoken rules of an industry, even if it is unconscious and small-scale disclosure, is enough to cause dissatisfaction among some people.

At the very beginning, didn't Kerry clamor for deletion and modification because of the part of the reality alluded to in the film?

Fortunately, Jimmy, the lead singer of the Planetary Band, stepped in, and the focus of the matter was completely deviated.

Many bigwigs in the music industry have used this as a fig leaf to whitewash and make some nonsense remarks that sound true but are actually nonsense: [Every industry in society will have a dark side, not just the music industry.No matter what the environment is, the real strong can face the difficulties and forge their own brilliance, such as the planetary band, such as the Hello band, sooner or later. ]

Netizens are not fools, so they can naturally understand those whitewashing routines.

But some things are like this. When the water is clear, there are no fish. Real life is always the biggest quagmire, and those who can swim like a fish in water and climb to the top of the food chain are often ferocious, ferocious, crocodile-like beasts.

Fortunately, no matter what, the Hello band finally took this opportunity to make a comeback.

They had already made a new album with the money that Sammy had given before, and the only thing that was missing was the distribution channel. Now, they can use the advertising effect of the film to discuss specific matters with some companies.

After the Kerry brothers realized the addition of this record, they regretted it.

Previously, the Hello band sent the audition audio to them, but they didn't listen to it, so they threw it in the trash can, and their attitude towards the band was not very good.Now, it is basically impossible to get the distribution rights of this record. Watching a large sum of money fly away, this is another blow to the two of them.

Think about it, if the band's new album could be released at the same time as the movie harvest...

It must be a bumper harvest for audio and video!

just now.

There is no hope.

Brother Kerry's mood during this period is really indescribable, the two heavens are ice and fire!

The box office is good, I’m happy—the plot beats the face, embarrassing—the box office is even better, happy—it’s discovered that the guest stars are also hitting the face, the embarrassment intensifies—the box office is getting better and better, happy—the record copyright didn’t get it, and I could have earned it I didn't earn the money I got, and I feel distressed!

"Did that little guy fuck us on purpose?" Little Kerry asked frantically.

Big Kerry frowned: "No way, he can't predict the future?"

In any case, it was a foregone conclusion.

The Hello band finally chose a relatively sincere and established music company.

This time, they have professional lawyers and the help of outside public opinion, so they don't have to worry about being cheated anymore.

Even the unreasonable record contract in the past, some lawyers offered to offer help in the lawsuit to get it back, it just depends on their wishes...

Everything is going in a good direction.

After the box office statistics of the movie "Say Hello to the World" came out, the newcomer director Sami, who was famous for his niche horror films at the beginning, finally became the hottest young director in Hollywood.

It's obviously just a mediocre band inspirational film; it's obviously a clichéd dream-chasing story that is said to be bad.

But it happened to be filmed by him with laughter and tears, which made people feel a lot of emotion. It can be said that, relying on their own strength and boldness to shoot the movie as an advertisement, it is an ordinary rock band that will not be popular for more than ten years. In one fell swoop, push to the god position!

Turn stone into gold!

These are enough to prove that the director's talent is not a flash in the pan, on the contrary, it has full potential and is worth investing in.

Critic Bobby Hans always thought Sammy's work was too frivolous and contrived.

But even he is saying: [After this movie, Sammy Griffin wears a halo of success made of money and fame, officially mixed into the ranks of outstanding Hollywood directors...]

Although it is 'mixed'.

But there is no denying the excellent director.

Countless movie fans also enthusiastically asked on Twitter: "Director Sammy, what do you plan to do next?" '

Even black fans would come up with a sentence: "After the horror filming, commercials, commercials, what else do you want to harm?" '

However, what they don't know is...

Sammy lost momentum again.

In addition to the eternal theme of dragon slaying, he is passionate about many things for 3 minutes. He was excited about the experience of the Hello band at the beginning, but after the official filming is over, it is like "The Adventures of Aaron" and "Snake". Disaster", like the new and dislike the old, it was thrown aside again.

At this time, because the box office of "Say Hello to the World" has been rising all the way, the Kerry brothers have strong confidence in Sammy again.

They ran over cheekily and tried to persuade Sammy to sign a long-term cooperation contract with them.

But it is also at this time...

The "Snake Town" they created has begun to be released.

Many movie fans who didn't know the truth thought it was Sammy's sequel to "Snake Trouble", and rushed to the theater one after another.

When he came back, he scolded the movie badly on the Internet, and blamed Sammy by the way, thinking that he made such an extremely rubbish sequel just to make money.

It's none of my business!

Sammy's face got rounder with anger.

Although someone soon found out that he was not a director, they refuted the rumors in time and helped him clear his grievances.

But he still swung the dragon-slaying sword angrily, and drove the Kerry brothers out.

Also sign a contract, sign P and go!

No, P will not even sign for you!

Michelon watched the scene calmly.

Facing the so-called 'big sword with mysterious dragon-slaying power', he didn't even move his eyebrows.

In recent times, the success of "Say Hello to the World" has not only brought fame to Sami.

For Mai Qilong, it is also a glorious period of career.

For a while, wherever he went, the flashlights were on.Every day as soon as he went out, the camera lens turned to him. He was obviously an actor, but someone came to him and asked him if he wanted to release a record.

Mikey was initially intrigued by the flash.

But I got tired of it very quickly, because that kind of sparkling thing is fleeting, and there is no way to save it.Treasures that cannot be preserved are not their own treasures, so this does not meet the collection requirements of the Dragon Clan.

So, when some paparazzi chased him again...

He grabbed the camera casually and smashed it.

Must declare!

Even if Mikey smashed the camera, he is still an innocent underage Charmander.

Because he made this move, he did not have the idea of ​​destroying other people's property and materials.

He just 'took' the camera 'lightly' (due to too much strength, the paparazzi failed to grab it and was 'robbed' away), and then, when the paparazzi shouted 'give it back', he I threw it back casually (because of my strength, I accidentally threw it over the head), fell to the ground, and broke.

This incident is well known.

The rookie actor who has just become famous appears in front of people with a very rebellious image.

A lot of media took the opportunity to make waves in order to make news, such as youthful and frivolous, such as youthful success...

But for the underage Charmander, the verbal slander and attacks of humans can't hurt him at all.

He didn't particularly care either.

However, one of the more serious problems brought about by becoming famous is that...

"Should you move out of my place?"

One day, Sami suddenly said such a sentence.

"You want to drive me away?"

Mai Qilong, who treated other people's homes as his own and lived comfortably, was stunned: "Why?"

However, a certain round-faced dwarf was surprisingly ruthless.

He (thought he was considerate) replied as a matter of course: "Before you ran away from home, you had no money and no place to live, so I took you in temporarily. But now, you are rich and famous, and you can find a place to live by yourself. Live here? Everyone wants to have a private space.

"But I want to be with you." Michelon said aggrievedly.

Sami glanced at him in surprise: "Stop making trouble, even if you move out, you can come back to play with me often. Together? Except for marriage, there is no one who is always together in the world. In fact, even marriage is not... "

But don't wait for Sammy to finish saying 'even marriage is not safe'.

Mai Qilong said casually: "Marriage? A human partner contract? It's nothing, then let's get married."

"What?!!" The shocked duet sounded.

Sammy turned around subconsciously, and found that his two older brothers, Duke and Dunbar, were standing at the door at some point, their jaws almost dropped in surprise.

"Little Sammy has never been interested in girls, so is he interested in boys?" the second brother Dunbar murmured.

"You moved out in a hurry to live by yourself as soon as you became an adult, because you were afraid that your family would not accept it?" Big brother Duke couldn't help thinking about it.

Sammy looked at Mikey in bewilderment, and then at his two brothers.

He was a little confused: "I'm not, I don't, don't think about it."

But Michelon blushed.

Although I just said it casually, but when I said it, I suddenly felt that 'this idea seems to be not bad'.

First, he liked this little round-faced human being very much, and wanted to stay with human beings;

Secondly, human beings don't seem to be like some female dragons, who think about "gold, silver and jewelry dead husband" all day long, although the male dragon is also shameless. Wife', but no matter how shameless a dragon is, he would not wish to find a more shameless dragon to live together (compete for treasure)!

Third, if you get married...is there some agreement (Sami: There is no such thing) that can be brought to the public?

Thinking of the last time in the movie theater, when Sami had a good conversation with another actor he didn’t know, Michelon still holds a grudge: “If you get married, can you just say you like me, a dragon? "

If you think so.

It seems to be a wonderful thing to find a human being you like to live with.

Especially considering that...

Sammy doesn't love money yet, and is willing to support him.

The more Michelon thought about it, the happier he was, and he looked at Duke and Dunbar with gentle eyes: "From now on, you are also my brothers."Next time you send a red envelope to Sammy, can you also send me a copy? '

It's more fun to make up for it this way.

So, coyly, like a little daughter-in-law seeing her uncle, he secretly poked Sammy's arm with his index finger.

However, as a juvenile dragon, he couldn't control his strength very well. He almost stumbled Sami, and said in a low voice (actually, everyone could hear): "Sami , With our current relationship, I call them Mr. Griffin again, isn’t it a bit too alien? Then how should I call them? Duke, Dunbar? Or just call them brother. Or... call them brother Bar."

"Hey!" Sami was in a mess in the real wind this time.

He thought a little frantically: "I haven't promised any marriage yet, why are you in a hurry to change the name? No, what's the matter with marriage? We are all men! What is your expression? Shy? What the hell are you doing?" Shame, don't act like we really have an affair!"

But don't wait for him to organize his language to refute.

The two elder brothers were already half-dead from anger.

Dunbar came up with one sentence: "Who is your brother, we don't recognize it!"

After thinking for a few seconds, Duke said in as gentle a tone as possible: "Sami, do you want to think about it again? Actually, I know a lot of beautiful girls that I can introduce to you. If you are not born, uh, I It's not discrimination, but I really suggest you to consider girls, girls are much better than boys, they are soft and fragrant..."

"Brother!" Even though the brain circuit is different from normal people, Sami is still shy because of this topic.

He shouted angrily: "I told you, I don't need you to deal with my personal affairs!"

"Huh? Soft and fragrant? It sounds like some kind of food." Michelon couldn't hold back his curiosity and interjected.

"Shut up, I didn't talk to you." Dunbar shouted angrily. For the [-]th time, he regretted agreeing with Sammy to pick up netizens.

"It's okay, I can talk to you." Michelon said magnanimously.

Dunbar rolled up his sleeves angrily: "Boy, don't think that I dare not beat you because you are tall..."

Sami told the truth from the side: "Second brother, it's better to say goodbye, you may really not be able to beat him."

"Little Sammy, you are actually facing him." Dunbar yelled out in disbelief.

"Sammy was afraid I'd hurt you, brother."

Mai Qilong kindly explained from the side.

"That's not your brother."

"I'm not your brother."

Sammy and Dunbar countered at the same time.

As the eldest son of the Griffin family, Duke couldn't stand such a chaotic scene: "Shut up!"

He straightened his face again, trying to understand the real progress of the matter, and said in an interrogative tone, "Sami, Mikey, where are you two?"

"Which step?" Sami and Mikey stood alone, their faces confused.

"Hold hands, hug, kiss..." Duke gritted his teeth in embarrassment.

Everyone's face turned red.

It's just that the reactions vary.

The dragon slaying warrior, who was devoted to slaying dragons and had no intention of family business, was angry on the spot: "Brother! What are you pretending to be in your head, there is no such thing at all!"

The young Chulong, who was still a minor, suddenly realized: "That's right, I still have so many things to do."

Sammy: ...? ? !

"What else do you want to do!"

Duke and Dunbar shouted angrily in unison.

Eventually, Michelon had to move out of Sammy's house.

Not just Sammy thinking he 'should have his own private environment', but Duke and Dunbar's double threat 'if you don't get out, we'll take Sammy back home so you never see him'.

Although the latter actually scares the majority.

Micky didn't think there was anywhere the dragon couldn't find it.

Sammy also believes that 'no one can push themselves'.

But what about Mai Qilong's sudden and unexpected 'marriage proposal'?His brain was still a little confused, and because he was extremely slow in responding to this kind of thing, he couldn't give a timely response for a while.

In desperation, Mai Qilong had no choice but to leave step by step.

He was living on the street again, homeless, even though he was a little familiar with human society, the little Charmander who was still not used to living alone still stood on the street blankly, looking around blankly...

During this time, Sammy didn't completely ignore it.

He thoughtfully called Micky's agent, Miss Brenda, for help.

Brenda is a very admirable career woman.

She is very concerned about the artists she signs, and even maintains a 7x24-hour standby state.

So, when she received a call from Sami asking her to 'go look for Mikey on the side of the road', she immediately appeared in front of Mikey, the little charmander, at the fastest speed, and, after the paparazzi reporters found out, gradually chased him Before, he pulled the dragon into the car, stepped on the accelerator handsomely, and drove out of the encirclement in time: "I heard from Director Sami that you have left his house? Why? Did you two quarrel?"

At this moment, Miss Brenda thought it was a friend quarrel, a little problem between boys.

However, Michelon told her honestly: "I discussed marriage with Sami (Sami??), his two elder brothers didn't seem to agree very much, so they kicked me out after talking! It's too much !"

An emergency stop!

The poor agent was almost stimulated and died of myocardial infarction on the spot.