Raising Dragons in Hollywood

Sammy got his wish to direct "The Exorcist".

But his challenge has only just begun.

However, before that, there is one more important thing that must be clarified.

That is - what the hell happened to my dragon! ?

For this reason, he left Disney in a hurry and drove to the studio of his friend prop master who helped make the black dragon model.

As a result, after he finally arrived at the place, he was very surprised to find a police car parked outside the studio, and a young guy in police uniform was taking notes for the prop master

"Damn it, I've been robbed!" The prop master was screaming in dismay: "Someone dares to come to my studio to steal things!"

The policeman tried his best to reassure him: "Don't worry, you should first recall carefully and see what is missing."

"A dragon, I lost a dragon..."

The desperate voice of the prop master came out: "A black dragon that I have made for a friend for a long, long time, you don't know how bad it is! My stupid friend is so damn picky, what diameter must the eyes be, and the eyelashes must be distinct. Even the scales of the black dragon are required to be fucking colorful black. I have paid too much for this dragon! Do you know? How many times! I pushed my head into the toilet, and now, I have to do it all over again!"

Uh……

Forget it, don't go in and ask.

For the meager friendship between the two, Sami stopped in time and did not intend to go any further.

He really didn't want to run over to the police and introduce himself like this: "Brother, hello, I'm the picky idiot he said." '

But this fact is too strange!

Sammy was at home, and played the sample more than ten times. The ten-minute clip shot before was supposed to end after the black dragon appeared and enveloped the entire city, but the sample in his hand now is completely blank. Half a minute later, a green dragon appeared, uh, everyone said it was a red dragon...

Thinking of this, Sami rummaged through the boxes and chests to find the color blindness correction glasses that he hadn't used for a long time. After putting them on, he looked at the screen again. Through the lenses, he finally saw the majestic red dragon. Live, vivid and real, the Black Dragon is like a toy compared to it.What's more, it also spews flames domineeringly, burns the black dragon, steps on the head of the black dragon...

"Is this really made by humans?"

Sami couldn't help raising his fingers, carefully touching its body through the computer screen, and muttered to himself: "The red one is so beautiful."

But no matter how beautiful it is.

The question is... what the hell is going on here?

Where did the dragon come from?

Also a model?

Michelon is certainly not a model.

It's just that he can't answer Sammy now.

because……

He is currently being criticized and re-educated at a place called the 'Embassy of the Claw Root Country in the Human Country'.

That day, he went to the studio quietly in the dark, stole that annoying black dragon model, flew far away overnight, found a wild, uninhabited place, and threw it down.

Then, he showed his dragon form, and in front of Sammy's camera, he ostentatiously performed a trick of "killing the black dragon". At the end of the sample, although the technology is not good enough, the work is a bit rough, and there is a half-minute blank in the middle, but in general, it is still very successful in creating a mighty and majestic image of itself.

Michelon was full of mischief, secretly guarding not far from the entrance of the Disney company, excitedly waiting to see how Sami was taken aback by his handsome appearance in the demo.

He was still tangled and sweetly thinking: "If he asks me, should I tell him that I am that shiny and beautiful red dragon?"

But he had no chance.

An adult black dragon named De En appeared in front of him, showing his handcuffs: "Boy, you committed a crime."

Michelon was then arrested in a daze.

The human form of the Deen Black Dragon is not very handsome, but it is a strong man with a wide chin and a high forehead.

His attitude towards minors of the same race was not very good from the beginning to the end.

Maybe it's because the other party took up your sleep or meal time.

In short, in the so-called Claw Root embassy in the human country, Deenlong was biting a piece of a sixteen-inch double-layered cake, while muttering in a particularly bad manner: "You say you! You Such an underage dragon cub is quite capable of causing trouble! What’s the matter with you? Before you came to the human country, didn’t your parents teach you? Unless you take the transformation certificate and prove that you have self-control and will not lose control, Only then can humans be prevented from transforming into dragons, otherwise, they are not allowed to transform!"

Mai Qilong was at a loss: "My mother passed away, and my father doesn't care about me, I just don't know."

Deen stopped eating the cake, and looked at him with a little surprise: "What? Then how did you come to the human kingdom?"

Mikey had nothing to hide, and told the whole story honestly.

After hearing a few words, Deen understood that 'this is an underage dragon cub who took advantage of loopholes'.

Normally, dragons from the Claw Root Kingdom would not come to the human kingdom.

Kelong can't shut himself off all day and stay in one place forever.In rare cases, there will be some special circumstances that require external communication.But modern society can no longer be like the past. The sky can fly freely, and dragons can fly wherever they want. Nowadays, human beings have begun to pay attention to, and no airspace can be violated. Therefore, even if it is a dragon, it can fly to other people's airspace at will. If you go up, you will also be hit by shells.

In this way, if dragons want to travel far, or want to go abroad, they have to negotiate with human countries in advance.

In the end, the Claw Root Country also imitated the human country and set up a crude entry-exit administration to deal with this kind of going abroad.

However, over the years, due to the large racial differences, there has been no frequent communication.

Although the Claw Root Country sends dragons to serve as diplomatic ambassadors every year, it is generally difficult to find dragons who are willing to come. After all, it is impossible to use the dragon form in a human country, and for dragons, the human form is very restrictive.

In the end, it can only be decided by drawing lots, and whoever gets it will be considered unlucky.

Only then did the foreign embassy barely have Long go to station regularly.

But for a year and a half, no dragon went abroad.

There is nothing to do at the embassy, ​​Zhalong eats, drinks and sleeps all year round.

As for the entry-exit administration bureau within the Dragon Clan...

It is basically useless already.

Otherwise, according to normal regulations, minor dragons are not allowed to go abroad.

But the entry-exit agency has not done things all the year round, and the dragon that Mikey found was able to do things very reliably after taking the benefits. He helped him change his age to an adult, and he would be able to go abroad naturally.

Therefore, from a procedural point of view, Mai Qi's procedures for going abroad are very legal and complete.

But according to the standards of the dragon clan, the sudden appearance of a guy who looks like a juvenile dragon cub in the human kingdom is obviously an opportunistic smuggling!

In exchange for a responsible staff member, he should be caught and sent back to his country.

But the dragon clan is a group of lazy and arrogant guys, and it has always been better to do less than to do more.

Therefore, the current Jagen country ambassador to Mi Deen doesn't want to meddle in his own business at all.

He directly ignores the "smuggling" issue that is "out of his control", and only focuses on the immediate issue of "responsibility for himself": "Burglary, illegal transformation, and burning of other people's property...you have done everything you say, don't you?" Do you know how to make things clean? You are still being photographed by human satellites, are you stupid! Really, I hate dragon cubs like you who don't understand anything. Forget it, stop talking nonsense! It hinders the diplomacy of the two countries and affects The social order of the human country is stable, for your sake, you should be detained for [-] days and see how you behave!"

Mai Qilong was stunned all night, and then he ushered in the fate of "being imprisoned in the juvenile detention center" with a dazed face.

Moreover, what is even more painful is...

Since there have been no criminals for so many years, there is no detention center here.

Deen, the current ambassador of Claw Root to Mimi, searched for a long time but couldn't find a suitable place to accommodate him.Considering that the dragon cannot be thrown into a human prison, he had to go to the largest non-human "Magic Cat Rehabilitation Center" to complete the [-]-day detention.

Magic cats are also a relatively rare race.

However, compared with the bad reputation that dragons have been discredited all year round, they seem to be quite famous in the human world.

For example, the cats in the story of "Puss in Boots" are their kin.

Therefore, their good relationship with humans has a long history, and they can still live in human society all year round and be treated friendly...

Only in this way, the 'magic cat detoxification center' is essential.

because……

On the first day when Mai Qilong entered the drug rehabilitation center, he saw a group of fluffy magic cats lying on the ground rolling, turning their bellies, foaming, their bodies shaking like epilepsy, without the elegant image of the past, meowing and crying, Crying for catnip, cat sausage.

"What, what's going on here?" He asked the prison guard in a panic.

"Eating indiscriminately with a greedy mouth, I ate a lot of cat food and canned cat food containing catnip and attractants, and now I am addicted." The prison guard replied kindly.

Contains catnip and food attractants?

For the magic cats, this is poisoning, right?

Miqilong was shocked immediately: "Humans actually poisoned your food."

"You can put it this way." The prison guard said helplessly: "But you can't think it's targeting us, because human beings like this, and they even put all kinds of additives in their own food."

……what!

Are you so ruthless that you poison yourself!

Michelon was even more shocked.

He tried hard to recall the daily diet of his little round-faced humans, but he couldn't think of any problems after thinking about it for a long time.

But in any case, it doesn't matter what life status the magic cat is in.

Maiqi must be locked up here for [-] days and receive re-education.

It's just that the food for cats in the drug rehabilitation center is specially made, healthy, nutritious, and tasteless.

That is the legendary - boil everything.

at the same time……

The adult dragon, Deen, the ambassador of Claw Root to Mi, knocked on the door of Sammy's house.

Although he doesn't want to be nosy, but in order to avoid being caught by Bielong and the hard things like 'you don't work seriously in the human country, I will punish you for another term', he still feels that he must give up Only by handling the internal affairs well can we escape from this sea of ​​suffering.

Therefore, he specially came to the door, trying to wipe the ass of a certain underage dragon cub who "stolen and burned other people's property" in addition to "illegal transformation", no, it was to compensate for the loss.

Because the relationship between Mai Qilong and Sami's crooked netizens and friends was not investigated in advance.

The adult Long Deen unilaterally thinks that Sami is just a lost owner, and he just wants to lose some money.

If it is not for the lost money, it is still within the scope of public expenses that can be reimbursed!

Dern really didn't want to come this way.

After all, the most painful thing for Long is probably spending money outside.

And after Sami experienced the wonderful event of "the black dragon disappeared and was burned by the red dragon", he ushered in a strange person who claimed to compensate his own property loss for the children in the family.

Something is not right.

Sami looked at the strong man with wide jaw and high forehead with sharp round eyes, and repeated word by word: "You said, it was your child who stole my black dragon model and burned it, so , are you going to pay me?"

"Probably that's it, but I don't really want to hear the word 'steal'. The kid is just curious. In short, you can make a price. As long as it is not too expensive, I will pay you. Of course, afterward, you Don't pursue it either."

Deenlong's tone is very in line with the judgment of human beings on some 'bear parents'. They are insincere and careless. They only know how to pay, pay, pay, and use money to solve everything!

Of course, his essence may still be different from that of human bear parents.

Because the purpose of the bear parents is to protect their children unconditionally, and Deen really didn't take this matter seriously. For the dragon baby, 360 five days a year, if something doesn't burn out, then Also called fire dragon?

But Sammy was annoyed to hear that.

He was not short of money, and upon hearing such insincere statements, he didn't want to talk to the other party at all, so he picked up his cell phone and started calling the police.

Dernron looked at him inexplicably.

I don't understand why this human being started talking on the phone rudely in the middle of speaking.

At this time, Sami called the police station: "Hey, I want to call the police!"

The little round face stared fiercely at the strong man in front of him, and said bravely without fear: "The parents of the thief who stole the XX black dragon model yesterday came to my door to compensate me, but I don't want any compensation. I demand that everything be done in accordance with the law." to deal with..."

"Sorry, please wait a moment!" The customer service staff at the police station interrupted him hastily.

Then, after a sound of flipping papers came, she added again: "The case you mentioned has been submitted to the embassy of the other country because the perpetrators involved foreign friends. In specific circumstances, you may You need to call this number and ask."

what?

foreign friends?

Foreign friends came to steal a black dragon model?

Is he out of his mind?

And, what happened to the foreign friends?

Foreign friends, do the police in our own country ignore it?

Do you want to be so xenophobia!

Is taxpayer money wasted?

Sammy was furious.

The black dragon that disappeared inexplicably, the green dragon that appeared miraculously, no, the red dragon, and the foreign friends who suddenly appeared, the whole thing seemed to have become confusing and incomprehensible.

But sometimes, the more complicated the situation is, the easier it is to arouse people's truer psychology.

Sami, who is stubborn by nature, wants to find out the cause, effect and truth of the matter even more.

He ignored De En, who came to lose money, and silently wrote down the phone number read out by the customer service.

He dialed again without hesitation for a second: "Hello?"

At this time, the crisp mobile phone rang.

Deenlong, who was confused by the human operation, took out his mobile phone clumsily and said, "Hello?"

A clear duet rang through the room.

One person and one dragon, with four eyes facing each other.

The scene was once extremely embarrassing.

Sammy was dumbfounded.

Words such as 'collusion between officials and gangsters, a nest of snakes and rats, collusion, collusion' and other words flashed through his mind.

However, out of the idea of ​​taking care of the 'fragile and petite' human beings, Deenlong still held the phone with a good temper.

He asked patiently: "Do you have to talk through this thing? Although it feels a bit weird, I don't mind."

Sammy hung up the phone.

He sat back on the sofa with a small round face full of anger: "I don't want money."

"That's great, the matter is settled, and I can go back to sleep again!" De Enlong wanted to leave happily.

"...But I want my black dragon and green, no, red dragon." Sami played a trick here and deliberately added the red dragon, because he still guesses that the red dragon is also a large model, in the video The performance is also a computer-made special effect, so it would be best if the other party can pay for the original black dragon model, but if they pay for an extra red dragon model and help make the special effect by the way, wouldn't it be profitable? !

But this requirement...

Deenlong is a bit square.

Because his understanding was that in addition to the black dragon model, the other party also wanted the troublesome fire dragon.

I didn't know that Mai Qilong showed his own dragon shape in the video, but after hearing the 'red dragon', he thought angrily: "What does the secrecy law say? I should No leaks, right? But red dragons? How did he know there were red dragons? Are the dragons exposed? God... oh god, it must be that damned underage fire dragon pup! Heck, he offends How many laws have been passed, I am tolerant and only plan to lock him up for fifteen days!"

——Wait, human beings are cunning, maybe he's just tricking me.

—Hold on, Dern, hold on!

——As the ambassador of the Claw Root Country to a human country, you must be calm.

——I'll try again.

After such a series of thoughts, Deenlong pretended to be friendly and said: "You know, uh, there are no dragons in the world, right?"

For normal people, there is nothing wrong with this statement.

but……

For abnormal people.

Well, what a very good test!

This question successfully stepped on Sammy's sensitive little tail!

The gentle-looking human with a small round face burst into raging anger in an instant.

He retorted loudly: "Yes! There are dragons! You can't just deny their existence just because you haven't seen them, it's too narrow! You're too paranoid, don't talk nonsense! There are dragons in the world! Dragons are just hiding."

This decisive tone.

De Enlong was dumbfounded.

Done!

secrecy law...

The fire dragon cub who should have been imprisoned in the detention center for 1 years must have said everything.

Deenlong sighed in despair.

Hell, you shouldn't let underage dragons go abroad!

Because these little bastards don't understand anything!Dare to say anything!

Can be annoyed to be annoyed.

Things are still to be resolved.

"You won." The adult Long Deen exhaled a plume of black smoke from his nose violently.

Then, he asked the other party again what he wanted to do: "The fake black dragon has already been burned, so it must not be compensated to you. The red dragon will be locked up for many days if it makes a mistake, and he is not yours. So, I can only compensate you money."

How many days will the red dragon be locked up for making a mistake?

What do you mean?

Sami pondered: "Could it be that the red dragon is the code name of that thief?" '

Then he pondered: 'No way!This matter can't be left alone, Ms. Selena and Disney are looking at the special effect of the red dragon, so what if it is locked up? '

Therefore, the cunning human beings played tricks and resolutely disagreed with the solution of losing money.

He puffed his round face, patted the table, and insisted over and over again: "No matter, no matter, I want the black dragon and the red dragon!"

In order to illustrate the importance of the dragon to himself.

He also talked about filming, and lied to Long, saying: "My movie will start shooting soon. Black Dragon and Red Dragon are important actors. How can we do without them? There must be! What happened to foreign friends? You can steal things and destroy them! If you don’t give me an explanation, this matter will never end!”

Deenlong was annoyed to death.

He wished he could swallow this difficult little round face in one gulp, but humans and dragons have established diplomatic relations for many years, and concluded a friendly contract for hundreds of years, if he swallowed him, he would have to go to court later...

"Making a movie, right?"

De Enlong swallowed his anger and said: "Okay, tell me in advance the day you shoot Red Dragon, I'll bring him here..."

Chickens and ducks talk so much...

Sami had already fainted himself, but he admitted his death and was still stubborn. He subconsciously continued to ask: "What about my black dragon?"

"I'll do it!" Dern couldn't stand his endless chatter.

Annoyed on the spot, he turned his head back into a black dragon head, stared, grinned, bared his teeth, and roared angrily: "I'll come, I'll come, that's fine!"

30 seconds passed.

Sammy didn't move.

"If you think I'm ugly, I'll bite you to death!"

Uncle De En, who was discriminated against in the dragon clan, misunderstood the stiffness of human beings at this moment because of his black body, and gave a serious warning.

Sammy finally moved.

He jumped up suddenly, leaped out like a rabbit, bent down and grabbed the big stainless steel dragon-slaying sword on the ground, turned around, and slashed hard!

"Fuck!"

Deenlong yelled in horror, scrambling and dodging: "Kill the dragon!"

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That night, Dunbar suddenly received a phone call.

The youngest brother in his family has always been out of his mind, but he is very cute, kind, and simple. He considers himself a descendant of dragon slaying warriors, so he always tries to show his brave and strong side. On the phone, the voice trembled and shouted: "Brother!"

Dunbar's heart was almost broken by this cry.

He asked quickly, "What's the matter, Sammy? What's the matter? Why doesn't your voice sound right?"

Sammy said in a sleepwalking tone: "Brother, do you remember the netizen Mikey we picked up together? It's the one who proposed to me last time, do you remember?"

"Remember, remember!"

Dunbar quickly replied, very nervous: "What's the matter, what happened to him? Don't worry, speak slowly."

"He's fine."

Sammy continued sleepwalking: "But he's a dragon, you know? He's a red dragon!"

Dunbar was stunned for a moment, but he didn't react a bit.

Then, when he realized something, his face turned pale with fright.

Sammy was still muttering to himself: "He's a dragon, a dragon..."

On this end, Dunbar had already asked in fear, cautiously, and tremblingly: "Sami, you, did you kill him?"