Raising Dragons in Hollywood

When the big stainless steel sword poked on the paw, although he was not injured, Mai Qilong's heart was half cold.

Still a baby dragon, he was heartbroken, silently pulled his paw back, and began to cry through the iron railing. Big drops of tears fell on the table... After all, he is a strong man who is almost two meters tall, even if he is tall No matter how handsome he is, sitting there and crying so bitterly, the scene seems a bit indescribable.

Such an exaggerated scene immediately awakened Sami, who was obsessed with "slaying the dragon".

Moreover, a little bit of guilt rarely surfaced in his heart.

Although everything is a foregone conclusion.

But this series of unimaginable things happened in just a few days, which actually made his mind a little dizzy.

——I really found the dragon!

——Dragon is no longer a dream!There really are dragons in the world!

The strong (fanatic) dragon slayer is far from being as calm and calm as he currently appears, and has always been in a sleepwalking state.

Until now... Buddy Mikey started crying.

Sami, who has always been loyal, finally came back to his senses.

He hurriedly threw the sword aside, rubbed his hands together in embarrassment, and hurriedly tried to persuade him with an excuse: "Uh, don't cry. I don't mean anything else, I just want to see if this is true?"

"Of course it's true! Besides, it still hurts." Mikey complained aggrievedly.

"But you're a dragon." Sami was still a little entangled, thinking that a dragon should be thick-skinned and thick-skinned.

"What's wrong with the dragon? Can't the dragon hurt?"

Mikey, who had long been very dissatisfied with Sami, a racist, immediately protested angrily: "Dragon is no different from you humans, our defense is a little higher, our strength is a little stronger, and our appearance is a little different." (Sami: Sorry, that’s not a little bit) But it still hurts when it’s supposed to. And, even if I don’t feel pain, you shouldn’t cut me with a sword, right? That’s rude! Besides, I will stretch out my claws to you... In this case, shouldn't you kiss first?"

"What?" Sammy was puzzled.

Why do you want to kiss when you stretch out your claws?Could it be some kind of hand kiss from the Dragon Clan? !

Mai Qi bit his lower lip, crossed his hands around his chest, and put on an unhappy expression of 'you are a fake human': "Mr. White Cat said that as long as you stretch out your claws, you will be kissed by humans."

"Teacher White Cat? A white cat can also be a teacher."

"Don't try to change the subject. In short, it's all your fault! You are the worst and most rude human being in the world. You have prejudice, hostility and discrimination against dragons, and you are not friendly at all..."

"But, but you are a dragon, all dragons are evil."

Sammy was still confused and tangled: "That's what it says in the book."

"The book must be right? What happened to the dragon? Did the dragon provoke you?" Mai Qilong has long been fed up with the stubbornness of the little round-faced human beings.

He took the opportunity to complain and yell: "I'm not the same as the dragon you want to kill, or the dragons written in the book? I didn't kill people, I didn't set fire (accidental ones don't count), I didn't rob gold and silver Jewelry, no one gave me a virgin, or a princess, I am very law-abiding and stay at home honestly every day! I, I even heated spaghetti in the microwave for you..."

Microwave pasta?

That sounds like a nice dragon indeed.

"But you stole my black dragon." Sami remembered a wrong thing in time, and it was also the fuse that caused all these things.

"Uh..." Michelon, who was filled with righteous indignation and plausible words, shrank back guiltily: "I'm just, just... a little jealous."

"Jealous? Jealous of what?" Sammy couldn't help asking.

Mikey said more and more quietly: "You have a beautiful dragon like mine by your side, but you prefer a plastic, fake, soulless model dragon. You take pictures with it, you ride on it, and you still don't like it." Kiss it..."

Sammy's eyes grew softer.

Then, he said softly, "Silly Mikey, how can you compare with the model?"

--Yes Yes!

——I am better looking, beautiful and useful than the model!

Mikey's eyes brightened instantly.

He looked hopefully at his fellow humans.

"The black dragon model is important, and so is my dailies, they help me get a job, and you, you almost cost me the precious opportunity to slay a dragon on the big screen."

"..."

Go fuck your big screen and slay dragons!

Michelon wanted to cry again.

Don't want to continue talking with humans anymore!

He stood up angrily, and changed all his dragon claws back to human appearance.

In fact, apart from the 'stretch the claws' taught by the white cat teacher...

He also quietly prepared a surprise for Sami, wanting to show off the special skills of the fire dragon clan, spraying small flames with his nose or something.

But now, he thought, Sammy didn't deserve to see his wonderful performance.

But just when he turned around sadly and ignored Sami, wanting to be alone and return to the Magic Cat Detention Center alone, there was a burst of laughter behind him.

"How dare you laugh!"

Mai Qilong was so angry that his nose was crooked, and he wanted to bite people.

But at this time, Sammy also stood up.

He stretched his arm into the iron railing, and tightly held the hem of Mikey's clothes, looking up at the cute bun face, smiling seriously: "Don't do this, Mikey. It's just a joke. , you won't just break up with me, will you?"

Break up?

Never!

The captured Michelon stopped immediately.

He turned his head and stared at the human's eyes full of smiles, his heart softened, and he forgave the other party again without hesitation.Then, he couldn't bear to leave just like that, so he quietly followed the human force and sat back down again, just with a straight face, pretending to be very angry, pouted, and didn't speak.

Sammy stopped grabbing clothes.

He continued to stretch his arms hard, passed through the iron railings, grabbed Michelon's now human-shaped hand, and slowly pulled it to his face, or to his own lips, bowing his head slightly...

At this moment, Mai Qilong could clearly feel the warm breath of human beings, like a feather gently scratching his heart.

"Claw...uh, claw...White Cat, Mr. White Cat is telling the truth..." His hands trembled slightly uncontrollably, his body tensed up, and he was very excited inside. There is also a hidden and unspeakable expectation.

But Sammy's nose moved suddenly.

He raised his head and said in surprise, "Huh? Have you ever eaten fried chicken? Why does your hand smell like fried chicken?"

"Ah, you bastard human being!" Mai Qilong's girl's heart shattered with a bang, feeling ashamed and embarrassed.

He was so angry that he exploded, why is this bastard with a round face so bad.

Humans burst into a burst of hahaha laughter.

When this underage Charmander was so angry that he wanted to tear down the iron railings and rushed over to settle accounts with humans face to face...

Sammy finally stopped playing.

He lowered his head again, kissed Charmander's fingers very formally, and solemnly announced like a knight: "I swear in the name of Sammy Griffin, the dragon slayer, Micky, as long as you don't do bad things , not to harm mankind, then, whether it is a dragon or a human, you are my good friend, and I will protect you as before."

'Sammy is so handsome!Although the face is round and serious, looking at it makes the dragon want to laugh, but it is cute. '

Michelon blushed and thought.

"Of course I won't do bad things. There is no animal in the world who knows how to do bad things better than humans."

He moved his body shyly, and said in a low voice: "You are also my good friend, and I will protect you. Uh...do you want to see me perform fire breathing with my nose? Although it is not a particularly powerful skill, but It’s also a characteristic of the fire dragon family. By the way, you know I’m a fire dragon, right? A beautiful red dragon with gleaming scales.”

"Is it red?" Sammy, who was colorblind, murmured regretfully.

But he didn't want to spoil Mikey, and said cheerfully, "Sounds great."

However, then, he still refused first: "Next time, let's look at this next time and talk about it after you come out of this detention center. Now, there is one more important thing that we must talk about in advance."

Hearing the seriousness in the other party's words, Michelon couldn't help but look at him suspiciously: "What's the matter?"

Sami looked around subconsciously, but was surprised to find that they were not the only ones involved in this prison visit.

A big ginger cat lay lazily on a table not far away.

After noticing the human gaze, it immediately opened its eyes vigilantly and looked at each other seriously.

Then quickly think of the name of this detention center, the Magic Cat Drug Rehabilitation Center...

Sami suddenly asked one more question vigilantly: "Is that also a magic cat?"

Mikey nodded as expected: "Yes, that's the prison guard."

At this answer, Sammy became a little stiff.

Moreover, even though he knew that animals have a strong sense of hearing, he still mumbled as much as possible: "It's that thing... Mikey, do you remember? Not long ago, you proposed to me?"

Mikey was even more embarrassed.

Covering his face, he replied in a lower voice than Sammy: "Yes, yes, of course I remember, but you are not...

Sammy hastily interrupted him to say the fact of 'not agreeing': "Mr. Black Dragon Dern said that you have a "Secrecy Act."

Recently, Mai Qilong, who has been learning common sense from the magic cat, really followed the human way of thinking, and nodded again and again: "Yes, yes, there is this method."

"Mr. Dern told me that according to this law, people who have nothing to do with the dragon will have their memory erased after they know the secret of the dragon."

Sammy said with a serious face.

"Huh?" Mikey was confused.

But he didn't know that those words were just used by the black dragon to scare people, so he tried his best to think back to the time in class, but after thinking about it for a long time, he couldn't think of when the teacher mentioned the rule of erasing memory.

"Did I miss it?" Mikey couldn't help thinking to himself.

But he didn't want his human beings to discover his scumbag and law-blind side, so he nodded again pretending to understand: "There should be such a thing."

"So, I told Mr. Dern that I have a relationship with you."

Sammy winked at his Charmander and began to hint wildly: "You proposed to me, we are related, right? Right? Right?"

Mikey's eyes widened, looking at his own little round-faced human in disbelief.

Then, imitating the appearance of human beings excitedly, he also winked and replied loudly: "Yes, we are related, I proposed to you!"

"That's great."

Sami breathed a sigh of relief: "I don't need to be erased."

Michelon was so excited that he was about to wag his tail.

He repeated with certainty and tenderness: "Of course, you don't have to, we have a relationship."

but in fact……

Sammy's wink means: [Dude, in order to prevent me from being given some forgetting potion, let's pretend to have a fiancé. ]

And Mai Qi's wink means: [Dragon God, have you finally agreed to my marriage proposal?I am so happy! ]

However, no matter how you talk about it, there will be differences in understanding.

Fortunately, at this moment, both parties have indeed reached an agreement, and they are also very satisfied with each other.

Mai Qi believes that 'honesty is the secret of the dragon, the marriage proposal is successful', and the dragon is born in Dzogchen.

Sammy thinks that "with a real dragon friend, you can still slay dragons on the big screen" and life is perfect.

Happy day!

Next, it was almost time for Sammy's prison visit to end.

Considering that this baby dragon still has more than ten days of pitiful prison life (in fact, it is not pitiful at all, and he can still eat fried chicken).

The careful human beings babbled again, saying something like 're-educate well, earnestly re-educate through labor', and 'I will come to see you often when I have free time' before leaving step by step.

It's just that he is reluctant to part with a good friend or a dragon?

I do not know.

Mai Qilong is also very reluctant to part with humans.

He even wanted to escape from prison for a moment, and followed him.

Fortunately, the ginger cat prison guard reminded me in time: "Your sentence is not long, reform well, and we will see each other soon. Don't do anything wrong, or your sentence will get longer. And they will be deported back to their country.”

What?Repatriation?

Doesn't that mean I can't see my human being?

Mai Qilong immediately gave up the idea of ​​escaping from prison, and stayed in the detention center obediently.

But he wasn't interested in labor reform, so he turned around and enrolled in a series of courses taught by Mr. White Cat on "Getting Intimately with Humans", intending to use this time to learn how to establish a more intimate relationship with humans.

On the other hand, Sammy, who had seen Mikey and was relieved of him for the time being, had to deal with other things.

According to the introduction of Heilong Deen, according to the unique tradition of the Dragon Clan, or the customary law, because Mai Qilong is still a baby of two hundred years old, Sami, his future partner, has now been automatically upgraded to the temporary guardian of the baby dragon .

Therefore, Sammy must make some formal changes in the next time.

Among them, it naturally involves changing household registration, nationality, and handling a bunch of documents.

And these questions...

It is inevitable to deal with the government departments of the United States that manage household registration.

Because the embassy of the claw root country is a black dragon Deen.

The lazy black dragon uncle had no choice but to accompany Sami to run the formalities with a face full of reluctance.

Fortunately, he was with me...

That day, when Sami just stepped into the house, a group of police officers rushed out with guns raised: "Hands up, don't move."

Because he is a well-known newcomer director in Hollywood.

At this moment, several paparazzi reporters appeared out of nowhere, holding their cameras and shooting wildly.

The flash made Sammy involuntarily raise his hand to cover his eyes, and was yelled at by the police again.

Even the black dragon De'en was completely confused by this big scene.

At this time, the second brother Dunbar stood up.

The brother, full of heartache and grief, started a call called 'Save Brother': "Turn back, Sammy! You can't just sink in the dark like this. Surrender, no matter how long you need to stay in the mental hospital in the future , my brother takes care of you."

You just live in a mental hospital!

Is this what people say?

Sammy was furious.

What a bastard brother!

what happened?what happened?

Murder, arson, drug use?

The paparazzi reporters listened with excitement.

They all had excited expressions of 'finally caught a big news', watching this scene intently, as excited as if they had been injected with chicken blood.

Sami looked at his second brother angrily: "Brother, what the hell are you talking about?"

Dunbar was heartbroken: "Brother, I called the police, I can't watch you make mistakes."

……

It can only be said that the second brother Dunbar is really alive and cheating.

Absolute role model!

The scene was chaotic to a certain extent.

Sami, who finally figured out all the causes and consequences, just wanted to curse.

For the most crisp and quick proof that 'Sammy is not some psychotic serial killer'.

The black dragon Deen thought it was troublesome, so he urgently dispatched Mikey from the "Magic Cat Drug Rehabilitation Center", brought the dragon over, and showed it to everyone—it wasn't dead, it didn't lose a single scale, and it was still alive and kicking!

A farce!

But the entertainment media probably love this farce.

When everyone didn't react...

They concocted overnight: [Hollywood newcomer director you don’t know—Midnight Butcher Sammy Griffin], [The newcomer actor is suspected to have died tragically, but the murderer turned out to be him...], [The police were dispatched overnight, and the newcomer director Sammy may have died. Arrested and imprisoned], [It was a murder of love, it was a murder of vendetta, the new actor Mai Qi disappeared for several days, and may have been killed]

A series of news that was later rated as "the most sand sculpture of the year" was hyped up.

Hollywood especially appreciates such horrific and bizarre rumors. For a while, everyone seemed to have been shocked by an electric shock, and their spirits rose.

Most importantly, this incident also indirectly proves that there are indeed such a group of people with low IQs in Hollywood.

The actor Behrman who was once admired by Sammy wrote in his diary: [When I learned the news, I was at a party at a friend's house in Beverly Hills.It's unbelievable, how could this happen?They all said that director Sammy killed Mikey, but this is so absurd, it's a lie, I don't believe it at all. ]

[But quite a few people at the Party are convinced. ]

[They said swearingly that they had already seen some bad signs between them. ]

[Because Mikey loves to pester Director Sammy too much, he is loyal and dedicated to Director Sammy.So, except for the film invitation directed by Sammy, he will not participate in anyone's film. ]

[This kind of single-mindedness is a burden for a long time.And Director Sami must have been terribly annoyed by him, and he couldn't get rid of it...the two of them may have some improper transactions in private...so, this time it broke out. ]

If you ignore reason.

This set of inferences seems quite reasonable.

After all, after becoming an actor like Mikey, he has never made a movie seriously. Faced with a bright future, he has repeatedly rejected invitations from famous directors and only focused on Sammy's movies. It is really weird.

(Mike: I became an actor just because of the little round face, of course I only want to act in his movies.)

Despite the ambiguous terms used in the news reports, the words 'likely, possibly, perhaps' make the whole thing suspicious.

But under the circumstances of everyone's misrepresentation, Mikey has already been "dead" once, and Sammy has also been "killed" once unfortunately.

Even more interesting...

During this time, Sammy also received calls from biographers.

These people are too good at seizing the opportunity, and they enthusiastically sell themselves as soon as they come up, expressing their willingness to help Sami write a biography for free.

Certainly a fantastic biography about [Hollywood director turned serial killer].

Sounds pretty cool.

It is indeed a good subject!

Sammy was as thoughtful as ever.

He even analyzed it from the director's point of view. If he really created a movie of "a Hollywood director turned into a serial killer", how would he do it?Can it sell well?

Still, fake news is fake news.

Soon, even the police station took the initiative to stand up and help dispel the rumors.

Mai Qilong also took the opportunity to appear in front of the public, proving the fact that he is 'not dead'.

In the process of being interviewed, Sami talked a lot about the upcoming new movie "The Exorcist", taking the opportunity to gain popularity and advertise.

When many reporters curiously tried to turn the topic back to the issue of 'the internet misunderstood him as a serial killer'...

A certain round face will always give a sharp, vicious, fatal, and powerful blow: "Do I need to explain to everyone? Isn't it the best explanation for me to stand here and not be imprisoned?"

"Everyone on the Internet is an idiot. Cool people like me usually do things for fun and then get discussed."

"Only idiots, who have nothing to do all day long, always stare at cool people. Once they find out that cool people have something interesting, they rush to discuss it, but they have low IQs and can't tell the truth from the fake. He has repeatedly exposed his stupid side to the public. But even if this happens, the idiots still can’t control their stupidity, and they will continue to come and ask even more stupid questions.”

The reporters who 'came to ask even more stupid questions' wanted to kill him on the spot.

But Sammy, with his small round face, was expressionless and didn't care.

After beating the troublesome second brother Dunbar...

He looked at the resurgent black fans on Twitter, watching all kinds of activities, watching quietly, enjoying the curses of these angry people.