Raising Dragons in Hollywood

"It's not right to do it, it's not right to do it."

After the opening title of "The Exorcist" ended, the plot did not continue with the part where the cat kills people, but a strange old man appeared in a very jumpy way, and he said in a rambling manner: "No one can fool the god of death." , nobody! Please, Al, don't do this..."

The audience in the theater looked at this scene in puzzlement, and their doubts deepened.

The camera moved along the eyes of the old man, and a well-dressed man turned his head. The lights in the room were not turned on, but there were a few candles lit on the table next to him, which just illuminated his face.

Audiences immediately recognize this as the man with the cat at the beginning of the film, also Albioni, played by Bellman.

Now he is completely different from the slovenly and homely harmless tenant image in the beginning of the film. On the contrary, he looks arrogant and conceited between his brows, and he opens his mouth to say: "Enough, no need to make a fuss, it's just a small thing. "

"It's never a small thing to deceive the gods!"

The old man yelled in fear: "You are asking for your own death in this way."

Albioni whistled indifferently.

The old man was so angry that he grabbed his sleeve and shouted: "Listen to me! You are asking for death, Al!"

"Then what should I do? Just watch Katie die like this?"

Albioni waved away the old man's hand angrily, appearing to be sarcasm, but actually said comfortingly: "Come on, don't talk about your clichés all day long. You are timid and timid all day long. Still no progress. Listen, I'm different from all of you, I'm the most powerful genius magician ever! So, an ordinary spell, I will definitely succeed."

"What if you fail? If you fail, do you know what you will face? It's death..." the old man couldn't help shouting.

"I will not fail," said Albioni coldly.

"Al, Dad, stop arguing." A female voice sounded.

On a single bed not far away, she reluctantly propped herself up. The light in the room was very dark, and she couldn't see her appearance clearly. She could only hear her somewhat weak and sad voice: "Al, this shouldn't happen." Do it, but I, I know I can't persuade you. It's just... If, if you fail... Promise me, give up immediately, keep yourself, don't force yourself... I, I should die, this is fate .”

"Katie, my daughter."

The old man murmured sadly.

The man named Albioni had a stubborn look on his face.

He tapped his fingers on the table rapidly, showing that his heart was not calm without fluctuations, but his mouth was still firm, and he promised firmly: "Don't worry, Katie. I have already made all preparations, Death can't take you away from me."

"Damn it! This guy actually wants to take someone away from the God of Death!" Some audience members in the theater couldn't help but exclaimed.

They watched this episode intently, even though they had vaguely guessed in their hearts that the hero might have failed, otherwise they wouldn't have become the downcast look at the very beginning of the film.But before the official dust settles, it is still a very exciting thing for everyone to challenge the gods.

Albioni really failed.

During this process, he used complex magic circles, precious potions, and some nearly lost taboo spells and other nagging things to compare the soul of a white cat with the soul of the seriously ill woman. In exchange, he tried to trick Death into taking the soul of the white cat, so as to spare the seriously ill woman, his lover Katie.

His ego and arrogance are not without reason.

The genius magician is by no means a temporary fame.

Under his various settings, the god of death was actually deceived and took away the soul of the white cat.

But unfortunately, the gods can only be deceived for a while, but they cannot be deceived for a lifetime.

Less than 5 minute!

The Grim Reaper found out the truth and was furious.

It was clearly not raining, but thunder roared in the air.

All the candles were extinguished, all the windows in the room rattled, and everything, such as tables, chairs, and beds, floated in midair inexplicably, the air was tense, and murderous intent was overflowing.

no doubt.

The god wanted to kill Albioni who had offended him.

The situation was very serious for a while.

Even though the audience knew that the male lead would not die, they couldn't help watching this scene nervously.

Next, Katie's father, the old man who was ridiculed by Albioni for being cowardly but also a magician, stepped forward in time and sacrificed his own soul to win a chance for the hero.

However, even though the god of death who was tricked received this sacrifice, he was still not satisfied with the result.

In order to retaliate against Albioni, he completely imprisoned Kitty's soul in the cat's body on the grounds of "since you exchanged the souls of humans and cats, then from today onwards, she will continue to be a white cat." body.

There was no sound in the theater.

On the big screen, the self-defeating hero knelt on the ground in pain, all the confidence on his face disappeared, and he was almost about to collapse.

Overnight, he lost almost everything.

Fortunately, the body of the already dead white cat woke up little by little because Katie's human soul was injected into its body.

At this moment, the great white cat teacher showed his acting skills at the level of an Oscar winner (actress).

She (he) slowly opened her eyes, and she didn't show any expression of reluctance or resentment because she became a cat, but she (he) was not used to using this cat's body, so her movements seemed stiff.

So, on the screen, she (acting for herself) performed a movement of trying to move the cat's claws, as if a strong girl's soul really said silently: one, two, three, move!One, two, three, move!Come on, move!You can do it, you can do it.

In the end, it took her a long time to control her body, and then, with her legs open, she stumbled and scrambled towards her boyfriend, her fluffy body hit Albioni's body heavily, her round pair of There is a touch of human concern and sadness in the cat's eyes.

Albioni turned his head subconsciously, as if he had lost his soul, and looked at the white cat with a blank expression.

The white cat struggled to raise its paw, and patted the soft pad on the human's mouth with a 'snap' sound. Then, it opened its mouth and let out a soft cry: 'Meow——! '

"This cat, this cat, has it become a spirit? Oh my god, the acting skills are amazing! God cat!"

"Don't mention acting skills, it's dry! Some actors look glamorous on the surface, but in fact, their acting skills may not be as good as a cat."

"Uh...so, the cat at the beginning of the film was transformed from his lover!"

"Wait, let me sort out this relationship. Albioni is the hero, and his lover should be regarded as the heroine. But now, his lover has become a cat, so the heroine is actually a cat." Cat? Uh...do any of you still remember Jennifer saying that the casting of the female lead involves unspoken rules behind the scenes, and the photo that director Sammy posted on Twitter later?"

"Hahaha, I'm sorry, I laughed, the heroine in the hidden rules? It turns out to be a cat."

"Fuck! In the photo of 'me and the heroine and heroine', I even guessed that the director was dressed in women's clothing, but I didn't expect it to be the white cat."

For a while, many fans in the theater wanted to turn on their mobile phones and scroll through Twitter.

There are also some who want to grab the heat, don't care that they are still in the movie theater, directly take out their mobile phones, open the screen, open Twitter, and quickly post a message first: [I believe that when the crew chose the heroine this time, they did have unspoken rules.I suspect that everyone in the crew has touched, hugged, kissed, and even slept with the heroine.By the way, the heroine has a very, very high appearance and is unparalleled in the world.Well, I went on to watch the movie. ]

Fuck!What's the situation?

Can the unspoken rules be said openly?

Fans who have not yet seen the movie were all shocked.

At the same time, there are fans in the theater who have considered other issues.

For example, a young couple sitting not far behind Sammy and Mikey, among them, the girl's consideration is very realistic: "How can a person and a cat fall in love together? The species are different, I don't know Can I change back later?"

Species are different!

and many more!

Sami subconsciously glanced sideways at Mai Qilong beside him, and fell into deep thought: "This...people and dragons are together..."

Mai Qilong noticed the sight of human beings, and turned his head involuntarily. While being crazily proud in his heart, "human beings love me so much that they want to look at me from time to time", he showed his trademark innocent smile and asked shyly: "Why? gone?"

"It's nothing."

Sami suddenly thought of a question, and whispered in a casual chatting tone: "I forgot to ask, when will you become an adult?"

adult?

Mai Qilong's heart moved slightly, and he took advantage of the dim environment of the theater to secretly look at Sami. After finding that the expression on the human Xiaoyuan's face was very serious, he also referred to some things that dragons must do when they grow up. Things, I immediately understood (Sami: I am not me without you, don't make up your mind).

He bit his lower lip, trying to put on a seasoned appearance, put it on the human shoulder like a boneless one, and whispered softly and vaguely in a voice that hadn't changed his voice in the ear of the human: "You Don’t worry, I will be an adult in 100 years, it’s very short, I’ll pass after I sleep. When I become an adult, you can do whatever you want, we can do it... that... if not, it doesn’t matter, I have inheritance Whether it's in human form or dragon form, I'm sure I'll be good at memorizing it."

Oh!

Coming of age in 100 years?

Sammy was a little taken aback.

Sammy didn't want to give up.

Sammy decided to ask a more practical and urgent question: "How good is the super meeting?"

He asked earnestly: "Do you think, in the inheritance memory, will teach you how to do it with the skeleton?"

Mikey is confused: ...? ?

Sammy pondered the scene silently.

His eyes suddenly lit up with excitement: "Under the moonlight, in the valley, a dragon and a skeleton! I like it!! How poignant, how gothic! Super cool! I just want to..."

Mai Qi, who can never figure out where Sammy's excitement is, is at a loss: No, wait!What's the matter with you? !