Raising Dragons in Hollywood

Mikey looked forward to coming home with Sammy.

For this reason, the extremely stingy underage Charmander, who has always been lazy and reluctant to give anyone a piece of scales except for the highlights, went to the mall, bought dozens of sets of clothes with money, and prepared to dress up his own figure Be pretty.

However, considering his shiny dragon aesthetic concept!

Among the dozens of sets of clothes, it is understandable that a few dresses inlaid with large sequins and completely nightclub style suddenly appeared.

Fortunately, he knows that human beings wear clothes for men and women.

Although in Long's view, those big sequined skirts are undoubtedly better than the dull men's clothes, but this time, after all, he is meeting the elders of human beings, and we will discuss the issue of 'inequality between men and women' later.

However, even the gloomy men's clothing did not dampen Long's self-confidence.

Standing in front of the big full-length mirror, Mai Qilong was completely overwhelmed by his own beauty, and said to himself: "I am also super handsome in human form."

After speaking, he was a little distracted and recalled the scene when he was still in his hometown.

At that time, every time I had the brightest and most beautiful scales appeared in the group, the surrounding dragons could not help but stop and stare at me (the scales) intently and fascinated.That scene satisfies vanity very much, although he will not give the slightest response at all.

Thinking of this, he couldn't help but picked up his phone, found a photo of Sami secretly taken from the photo album, poked Sami's small round face on the screen with his fingertips and muttered: "I like you, you earn a lot of money!" Do you know? I am the most beautiful dragon of the fire dragon family."

Sami in the photo, because it was taken secretly, is slumped on the sofa with his eyes rolled, like a salted fish, not good-looking at all.

Kemai Qilong is a love dragon with diamonds in his eyes, and he thinks it is very cute.

Then, he worried sentimentally: "I'm so good-looking, Sammy's parents should like me, right? But what if human beings are so stupid that they can't tell the difference between beauty and ugliness? What if they don't like me, what if they only like round faces?" What if they think I have less property? What if they are as racist as Sammy and don’t like dragons? What if they also want to slay dragons? What if... the ritual that Sammy said is true?"

The underage Charmander was trembling with fear from the horrible thoughts in his head.

But anyway, he didn't want to give up the idea of ​​going home with Sammy.

Thinking about it, thinking about it.

Little Charmander decided to leave a suicide note as if he was dead.

[I will eventually die at the hands of the person I love, but no one needs to avenge me. ]

[Because, I will still be with my beloved forever, forever.On that day, my teeth will be strung together into a string of dragon tooth necklaces symbolizing bravery, hanging on my lover's white neck; my bones will be made into an extremely sharp bone sword, firmly held by my lover Hold it in your hand, never leave; my skin will be sewn into a flexible dragon skin armor, tightly wrapped around his soft body; my shiny scales will be hung on the wall, glowing every night Yingying light, quietly accompanied him, every moment. ]

When Sammy came over to ask the dragon if he wanted something to drink, he was surprised to find the dragon choked up and crying.

When he frowned and took a closer look, he naturally saw this weird suicide note, and couldn't help but blurt out: "Good idea!"

The crying stopped suddenly!

Mikey looked up sharply: "What did you say?"

Sammy coughed twice.

"Well, I mean, of course that's not going to happen," he said.

Mikey looked at him dubiously.

Sami continued to cough twice: "Although I am a dragon slayer, I am a good dragon slayer, do you understand?"

Mikey shook his head.

Sami said righteously: "A good dragon slaying warrior must distinguish between good and evil. I kill evil dragons, not good dragons. Micky, you are a good dragon. I like you very much, and so do my parents. I will like you, so you don't have to worry at all, we won't kill you."

...It's really hard to hear the little round-faced humans frankly say that they like it.

Mikey was so moved, he rushed over enthusiastically and gave the human a big bear hug, and said loudly: "I like you too, Sammy! I like you the most."

wait, this is...

Do you mean thank you for not killing me?

At such a touching moment, Sammy still couldn't help turning a bunch of messy things in his mind.

However, Long's straightforward and hot emotions are still very contagious and flattering. He blushed a little before whispering, "Thank you."

After communicating with each other (?), one person and one dragon set foot on the way home.

Sammy didn't intend to make any surprise attack, and before going home, he hung up the phone at home.

After answering the call, Mrs. Griffin was very stunned: "Sammy said he was going home for Christmas."

Mr. Griffin was also very surprised, and couldn't help asking: "Strange! How did he think of coming back for the holidays this year? Let me do the math, he hasn't been home for several years?"

"Three years and four months and eleven days," answered Mrs. Griffin.

"It's been so long?" Mr. Griffin was taken aback, with mixed feelings for a while.

You know, raising a kid like Sammy.

The necessary skills for parents are probably-thinking hard!

Maybe it was because he heard too many fairy tales when he was a child, maybe he was born with a severe paranoia patient, Sami's growth process was full of all kinds of twists and turns.When he was about four years old, he secretly raised a litter of mice at home and miraculously remained undiscovered.It wasn't until one day that he went out to play for too long and forgot to feed them, which caused the group of mice to run to the kitchen because of hunger, and swaggered through the kitchen, scaring Mrs. Griffin and screaming for the police. Such great achievements; when he was 11 years old, he wanted to run away from home, claiming that he was going to slay the dragon, but was stopped; when he was 13 years old, he began to suspect that he was not the real son of the Griffin couple, but picked it up. A full year of unannounced investigations...

Later, he wanted to learn to paint again.

Mrs. Griffin scolded him angrily: "Do you think you are the protagonist of a Hollywood inspirational movie? Colorblindness and learning to draw?"

Mr. Griffin whispered to the side: "Dreams are still necessary. If you don't do it, how do you know you can't do it?"

Later, he ran away from home and did not return home for several years.

Every time the Griffins want to know how their youngest son is doing, they have to rely on his older brothers to tip them off.

Until the past few years, Sami became well-known and made his own career, so the situation finally got better.

Finally, the Griffins don't have to rely on his brothers for tips, just read the entertainment newspapers.

Year after year...

It is conceivable that the two couples have long been honed to be extremely calm, and it is right to raise a traveling frog.

Now, hearing that frogs...

No, it's because the child is going home, but he is very uncomfortable.

Especially Mrs. Griffin racked her brains thinking: "What happened recently? Why are you going home suddenly?"

Then, she suddenly remembered something, and asked in a low voice very uneasy: "You said, will it be because of his brother... er, Duke and Dunbar's matter? Are they... er, are they planning to celebrate Christmas?" Confess with us?"

"No way? Duke and Dunbar..." Mr. Griffin immediately clutched his heart, showing an expression of about to have a heart attack.

"But apart from this, nothing else has happened in our family recently." Mrs. Griffin said worriedly.

The two couples looked at each other in blank dismay, invariably recalling those tentative words of Duke and Dunbar a while ago.

From a certain point of view, although Sammy's older brothers like to bully this little brother, in fact, they have always been quite reliable in being older brothers.

Sammy and Mikey had an affair before. Apart from arguing in the internal chat group, whether they agreed or opposed, they all agreed to help the younger brother hide it from the elders, and did not leak a little information to the outside world.

Afterwards, the relationship between Sammy and Mikey was gradually established. The brothers who were the first to know the specific situation——Duke and Dunbar found that there was no way to stop the matter, and then began to worry about helping the younger brother to come out in the early stage. preparations.

They collected a lot of information and real-life cases, and influenced their parents subtly. Today, we will talk about a poor boy in a certain continent who committed suicide because of his sexual orientation; tomorrow, we will talk about a colleague in the company who jumped off a building because of his sexual orientation; the next day Let's talk again, the waiter at the restaurant next door is lying on the rails because of sexual orientation...

The Griffins were really confused.

Let’s not talk about how they met so many suicides in the world, just say that the two brothers took turns telling stories all day long, which made them really flustered.

"What do the brothers Duke and Dunbar mean these days? Why do they keep telling us this? Could it be that they are trying to hint at their... er, sexuality issues?" Mrs. Griffin was thinking about this matter very anxiously.

Mr. Griffin put forward a terrible possibility with a serious face: "I'm not afraid that the two of them have sexual problems, I'm afraid that the two of them will have each other..."

"My God!" exclaimed Mrs. Griffin.

"I will never agree to such a thing." Mr. Griffin showed a painful expression.

On the other side, Duke and Dunbar are still celebrating their victory.

Big brother Duke: "I recently raised the issue of sexuality with my mother, and she has no objection (silence)."

The second elder brother Dunbar is also complacent: "Dad is too. Every time I say it, he looks at me very sadly, probably because he has been moved by the (suicide) protagonists in those stories."

"I heard Sammy brought that nasty Mikey home for Christmas," said Big Brother Duke again.

The second elder brother Dunbar snorted twice: "He will thank us later, if we hadn't helped him do work for his parents in advance, they would have been beaten to death by their parents."

But in reality, the Griffins just wanted to beat them to death.

The two people who were obviously very reliable in the past, a hundred times more reliable than the youngest son Sami, why are they suddenly so broken now? ! !