The day before the release, Lao Gong lost his memory

When the attention of many netizens was attracted by Director Li's divorce, a group of people appeared on a pink and tender forum. They were not interested in the divorce of middle-aged couples, and they preferred to share their digging details and Sugar cut out on the show.

A vest called "You will die if you are not anonymous" made such a post.

【Ah ah ah ah ah!I just finished watching the second issue of "Youjian Inn", and I always feel that I have discovered something extraordinary! 】

Not anonymous will die:

Originally, slow variety shows weren’t my thing, but there haven’t been any good-looking variety shows recently. I slept all day on weekends and ate late, so I clicked on “Youjian Inn” today out of boredom.The first episode felt okay, several guests worked hard to maintain their personalities, and the highlight was Mr. Jiang, who was very handsome and was a benefit to the fans.But since the second issue, I always feel that something is wrong everywhere!Obviously it is an inn management program, and there are obviously five guests, but my focus is on these two people.

That's right, they are Jiang Heng and Li Jun, I think they are very wrong!

The first thing that is wrong: the two recite poems together when they are picking lychees, and you say one sentence to me, which sounds very smooth, as if they often play like this. I can take the next sentence.

The second thing that was wrong: Jiang Heng was worried that Li Jun would be hit by a car and threw him into his arms! (Super idol drama) If you slow down the video, you will find that Jiang Heng is not calling "Xiao Xiao", but "Xiao Jun", Li Jun's Jun! ——What the host wants to ask is, don’t they know each other?Why so close all of a sudden?Also called a nickname?

The third thing that is wrong: Li Jun can cook. In the first issue, Li Jun said that he can cook some home-cooked food, but this is not the point.The point is that I remember that Liang Zhiyuan and Huang Xinrui both cooked, but Jiang Heng's was "salty", and when Li Jun cooked in the second issue, Jiang Heng didn't!He didn't at all!He even ate it!For the same dish of bacon, he only ate what Li Jun cooked! [Screenshot of Liang Zhiyuan's part][Screenshot of Huang Xinrui's part][Screenshot of Li Jun's part]

The fourth thing that was wrong: when they went to the supermarket, I found that when the two of them were about to leave, Li Jun was going to drive, but when they came back from the bathroom, it was Jiang Heng who drove, and, here comes the point, Jiang Heng The corner of his mouth is broken!The corner of the mouth is broken! — Just a few minutes, what did they do? [Screenshot before boarding] [Screenshot after boarding]

The above is what I found to be wrong, and now I am looking forward to the third issue...

№1: There is an inn, isn’t it about inn management?

№2: Landlord, aren’t you watching a love show?Although I haven't watched this show yet, I feel that the two of you are tricky.

№3: Tonight’s Weibo hot search was swiped by this program again. Sure enough, I don’t like to watch the news released by the media, but I love my sister’s microscope. To be honest, I also feel a little bit when I watch it, but I always feel that I Thinking too much, didn't expect to have a sister like me, my instinct was right!

№4: Fuck, host, you and I are watching the same reality show?No, I have to revisit what you said!

№5: Can I say that Li Jun is so gentle when he smiles at Jiang Heng?I was struck by his sentence "Mr. Jiang, you stole it again." I felt that the two of them matched each other, giving me the illusion of an old married couple.

№6: Although I have only watched two episodes, Jiang Heng really only talks a little more when he is with Li Jun.

№7: As a voice control and manual control, I unilaterally declare that I am in love with Li Jun!

№8: I'm curious how Teacher Jiang will answer the question "Have you ever broken up before?" in the next issue!

№9: I knew there would be sisters who would come out to post, and I was very curious about why Jiang Heng's lips were broken...

№10: Have you watched the preview of the next episode? ? ?

……

Since the first episode of "Youjian Inn" has been aired, it has attracted much attention because it is very magical.

The first guest was removed from the ad after the show, and the second guest blew up on the show that this was their breakup trip. Netizens don’t quite understand the definition of this inn’s operation. It seems that the next episode will be previewed. Even more explosive, even though he knew it was on the show, he still wondered why Jiang Heng said the phrase "No distinction, okay?"

It is obviously a business variety show, but it always encounters many things in the end, and I have never seen such a restless inn. What about experiencing the rural life of the slow show together?

At the same time, fans are gradually discovering that Teacher Jiang in their mouths is becoming less and less cold, especially when stealing food, completely disregarding his former image of a cold male god. You are so down-to-earth, what will we do in the future? See a movie?

No matter what the Internet is doing now, it will not affect the sleep quality of Li Jun and Jiang Heng.

After all, a program is a program, and they clearly distinguish it. It is a very necessary cognition to separate work and private life.

The next day, Li Jun contacted the lawyer team, and Jiang Heng's assassination will also usher in the result they want to achieve.

At this time, Jiang Heng also invited his parents to have lunch on this day. Both of them are intellectuals, and the time is easy to arrange.

Jiang Heng took Xiao Qi to go out, Li Jun didn't allow him to drive by himself, so he could only ask Xiao Qi to drive him there.

Masks and fisherman hats are necessary for Jiang Heng to go out, and they are taken off after entering the private room.

As soon as he sat down, his parents arrived.

When he broke his head, his mother wiped her tears secretly in front of the bed, and his father was also very worried, and quietly asked him if he could take less dangerous work in the future.

Jiang Heng had long dismissed the matter of his parents' divorce, and now he is about to form his own small family with Li Jun, and he hopes to get the support of his parents.

Mother Jiang wore a pair of rimless glasses, tall and tall, with exquisite makeup, while Father Jiang wore a white T-shirt and suit pants. The two looked completely different in style, and they were both very satisfied with their current lives.

As soon as Jiang Ma saw Jiang Heng, she hugged him: "Oh, I haven't seen you for more than a month, have you gained weight?"

Dear mother, stab a knife as soon as you meet.

Jiang Heng also generously admitted: "I'm fat, but not very fat." Xiaojun would tell him to eat more every day.

Father Jiang: "I think it's okay, it's better to be fatter, every time I eat boiled broccoli for work, it looks like I don't have an appetite."

Jiang Heng said: "I don't eat it often, it was all a few years ago, and I haven't eaten boiled broccoli in these years."

Mother Jiang still knew her son better: "Why did you suddenly ask us out for dinner?"

This is not like Jiang Heng's style, as usual, they are all appointments alone, either to eat at her house, or to eat at his father's house.

Father Jiang also found out: "Yes."

Jiang Heng had asked Xiao Qi to place an order in advance, and as soon as Jiang's father and mother arrived, the waiter would serve all the dishes.

Looking at this posture, they knew that their son was acting weird today, and he didn't like to smile usually, and he couldn't hide the smile at the corner of his mouth.

Jiang Heng couldn't hold back, and said, "I was going to tell you about this before I entered the hospital last time, but I bumped my head and forgot about this important matter." He didn't mention it. I also avoided worrying about my memory loss. I just hugged her, and this beautiful woman has white hair. Even if she is dyed, she can still see it.

Jiang Ma smiled softly: "What is the important thing?"

Father Jiang didn't speak, waiting for Jiang Heng to continue.

Jiang Heng didn't live up to their expectations: "Marriage is a big deal. I have decided on the person to marry me. We have been dating quietly for two years. Now I want to get married, and I have met his family. Everyone is very happy. Well, maybe the family is rather special."

Mother Jiang: "What kind of special law?"

Father Jiang: "Don't tell me there are more brothers and sisters in the family?"

Jiang Heng: "There are quite a few, so I feel a little stressed."

Mother Jiang: "Do you still want to support them to go to school?"

Jiang Heng shook his head, took a breath, and proudly said: "No, it's because his family is very powerful... Your son is the son of the richest man I have a boyfriend with!"

Mother Jiang and Father Jiang paused for a moment, and burst into laughter: "Hahahahaha!" They didn't believe it!

Jiang Heng also knew that they didn't believe it, so he decisively took out the photo of Li Jin's family with him: "Don't you believe it, this is the truth."

Mother Jiang laughed until her stomach ached: "No, it's really hard to believe, my silly son, how could you marry the son of the richest man, who doesn't marry a famous lady, but marry you instead? Have you not played yet? I remember you don’t act in idol dramas either.”

Father Jiang: "That's right, I disagreed with your mother before, but now we agree on this point."

Jiang Heng: "..." What kind of impression did I leave on my parents? They don't believe me at all!

Jiang Heng was also helpless, and said: "If it's not like this, I'll call my boyfriend, and you can check with him."

Jiang Ma raised her eyebrows: "Take a look." She doubted whether the fact that her son had a boyfriend was true or not.

Father Jiang is also looking forward to it.

The call was made, and Li Jun answered it, but there was noise over there.

Jiang Heng turned on the speakerphone: "Xiao Jun? Is it convenient for you to answer the phone?"

Li Jun: "Wait a minute."

After a while, the noise disappeared, and Li Jun responded: "Okay, I brought the sand out for vaccination, what's the matter?" He remembered that Jiang Heng should have lunch with his parents.

Jiang Heng said directly: "I just told my parents about your family's situation, and they didn't believe me. Didn't I ask you for proof? Also, my phone is on speakerphone."

Li Jun was taken aback, then smiled lightly: "Uncle, Auntie, hello."

Jiang's father and Jiang's mother replied in unison: "Hello." The voice sounded very gentle.

Jiang Heng: "Xiaojun, tell them about your family, and they will laugh at me as soon as I tell them."

Hearing that Jiang Heng could still talk like this in front of his parents, Li Jun felt that his parents should be really nice to him. Only parents with good personalities raised Jiang Heng's cute temperament.

Li Jun said: "Okay, uncle and aunt, let me introduce myself first, my name is Li Jun, my father is Li Jin, Jiang Heng met my father and brothers on the show before, and I want to invite uncle Auntie visiting our house? Dad also told me last time that he wanted to talk to you about my marriage with Jiang Heng."

Jiang Dad & Jiang Mom: "..." Is it so fast?

Father Jiang reacted quickly: "Wait, your father is really Li Jin? Is it the Li Jin I thought?"

Li Jun smiled and said, "Uncle, don't worry about this. My father is actually an ordinary person. He likes drinking tea just like you."

Hearing this, Father Jiang felt comfortable.

Mother Jiang: "What about your mother?" She was more concerned that her son would not be liked by her mother-in-law when he was with others.

Li Jun: "My own mother passed away, and now she is a stepmother, but she is very nice, her name is Jiang Yao, she has filmed quite a few TV dramas before, I don't know if you have watched them."

Father Jiang: "I know, she plays Chang'e very beautifully!"

Jiang Ma: "I know her too, and I bought the clothes she endorsed before."

Jiang's father and Jiang's mother immediately talked a little more about Jiang Yao, full of expectations for the Li family and his party, and forgot to laugh at how their son could find the richest man's son as a boyfriend at the beginning.

We can't talk on the phone for too long. Li Jun still has something to do here, so the conversation will end soon.

Li Jun: "Uncle and aunt, I'll treat you to dinner later. Sorry, I didn't go with Jiang Heng today."

Jiang Ma and Jiang Pa became very easy to talk to.

Jiang Ma: "It's okay, we bothered you."

Li Jun: "Then uncle and aunt, you continue to eat, then I will hang up first."

Mother Jiang and Father Jiang waved to the phone: "Goodbye."

Li Jun: "Goodbye."

Jiang Heng: "..." Parents, you are too formal.

However, Jiang Heng could only envy his boyfriend, and marveled in his heart: My boyfriend is so amazing, he can get his future parents-in-law settled with just one phone call!

The author has something to say:

Jiang Heng: Xiaojun, I want revenge!

Xiaojun: Good.

Jiang Heng: Xiaojun, I want to take revenge myself.

Xiaojun: If you didn’t tell me earlier, I’ll finish the report for you.

Jiang Heng: ... [Moved to wipe away tears, boyfriend is too amazing. ]