I finally fell into my own hands

Three people and one ghost cooking hot pot around the table is a rare lively scene in a haunted house.

Ning Xiao sat next to Qi Ye, while Xu Mian and Qi Ye were far apart because there was a black person between them.

The black bowls and chopsticks were blessed with spells, and Ning Xiao couldn't see it. In addition to the corpses of pigs, beef, sheep, fish and shrimps, there were slices of ghosts and ghosts in this pot of tomato soup.

Ning Xiao: "Brother, you sit over a little bit, otherwise it's not easy to pick up food."

Qi Ye: "It's okay, I have long hands."

Xu Mian was afraid that the world would not be chaotic: "Brother Qi, sit down and order, I won't eat you again."

Qi Ye: "..."

With a cold face, Hei Hei picked up a hot shrimp in the pot and threw it into Xu Mian's mouth. Xu Mian was naturally not a vegetarian, so he raised his hand to grab the cooked shrimp with his chopsticks.

Can't stop your mouth from eating? ——

Hei Hei warned in secret words, but Xu Mian dipped the shrimp meat in sweet soy sauce and put it in his mouth happily.

Ning Xiao rubbed his eyes, just now... he seemed to see cooked shrimps flying out of the pot...

Just when Hei Hei was about to throw another chicken paw, Qi Ye moved to his side, moved again, moved again...

Hei Hei glanced at him, and he kept his original posture, concentrating on picking up the just-cooked beef with a strainer: "Eat it quickly, if you cook it any longer, it will get old."

After saying this, he himself felt a little familiar. Thinking about it carefully, Hei Hei said the same thing.

……

Ning Xiao came to live here every now and then, Xu Mian took him to and from school every day as promised, so everyone in the school knew that there was a beautiful young lady in Ning Xiao's family. At the door, there was a cold attitude of keeping strangers away, and when he saw Ning Xiao coming out, he immediately changed his face, waved to him with a pleasant face, and even extinguished the cigarette in his mouth.

This day Xu Mian came to school to pick Ning Xiao up from school as usual, only this time he didn't drive, but came here on a shared bicycle.

The parents waiting at the school gate left one after another. Xu Mian lit the third cigarette, puffed out the clouds and mists for a while, and looked up, seeing the red clouds that had burned half the sky gradually receding. As night fell, the street lamps came on one after another.

Ning Xiao seldom made him wait so long. Just as he was stubbing out the cigarette in his hand and thinking nonsense, Ning Xiao ran out of the school gate with his schoolbag on his back. When he saw Xu Mian from afar, he waved his hand— —

"Sorry, I was delayed by some things after school today."

Xu Mian looked indifferent: "It's just a matter of smoking two more cigarettes."

Ning Xiao smelled the faint smell of tobacco on Xu Mian's body, smiled bitterly, and wanted to persuade him to smoke less in the future, as it would be bad for his health, but he knew that he had no position to care about Xu Mian.

After all, in Xu Mian's eyes, he is just a kid from a friend's house...

Seeing his hesitation to speak, Xu Mian teased with a smile, "What's the matter? I got stalked by a girl on duty after school?"

Ning Xiao was startled: "How do you know...?!"

Xu Mian clicked his tongue, and I knew it was so clear, and then muttered that girls are really scary. Ning Xiao vaguely heard it, and imitated his brother's way of half-joking and half-serious complaints: "Aren't you the same? Girls..."

"not necessarily."

When Xu Mian said this, the ending turned up, which seemed a bit coquettish. Ning Xiao froze, not because of the message in the words, but because sister Xu was raising her hand to rub his head.

Because of his unique physique that is allergic to girls, Ning Xiao vaguely remembered that the last time he had such close contact with a girl was in kindergarten, and because of this, he had wind bumps on his body for two days before they stopped.

"So, are you itchy?"

Ning Xiao shook his head blankly.

"Does that feel strange?"

Ning Xiao nodded first, Xu Mian raised his eyebrows curiously, Ning Xiao then shook his head frantically.

Of course it feels different!The whole body is numb like an electric shock!

Xu Mian emphasized again: "Is there really no?"

"No!" Ning Xiao gritted his teeth and forced himself to be sure.

Xu Mian pulled her hand away and let Ning Xiao sit on the back seat of the bicycle with a smile: "The weather is fine tonight, I'm too lazy to drive, I'll take you by bicycle."

"Sister, let me come."

"what?"

"You sit in the back, I'll take you."

Xu Mian bent her eyes, her long eyelashes shook off the light, and her dark brown eyes clearly wrote joy: "Okay."

Saying so, Xu Mian sat sideways on the back seat of the bicycle. He had long legs and had to bend hard. In order to maintain his balance, he hugged Ning Xiao's waist, and he naturally leaned forward.

Ning Xiao is usually busy with reading and neglects to exercise, but he still has the strength to carry people, although he is a bit weak when going uphill...

"Ah Xiao, am I heavy?"

"No, it's time for me to exercise."

"Well, you really should practice and eat more, you are too thin, and your waist is too thin for a boy."

With Yingying's grip, Xu Mian is really addicted to gripping, not counting gripping, pinching and kneading, Ning Xiao was so excited that he almost fell over without even driving the car.

"Is that female classmate who pesters you pretty?"

"Okay……"

In the past, when the sea was difficult, this poem inexplicably popped up in Ning Xiao's mind when he answered Xu Mian's question. He thought, since he has seen such a beautiful girl as Sister Xu, the female classmates around him will naturally be overshadowed, so why would he care about it? Is it good or not.

Sister Xu was clearly bullying him by asking him that.

Xu Mian teased him persistently: "It's not bad, so why not?"

Ning Xiao was speechless, and smiled wryly for a moment: "Sister Xu, don't embarrass me."

"Okay, okay, I won't bully you anymore." Xu Mian moved closer to him, the corners of his mouth raised uncontrollably, the boy's honesty and simplicity are really hard to put down.

The evening breeze in early summer was cool, and the lights falling from the shadows of the trees elongated the figures of the two of them. Ning Xiao, who had calmed down, was a little absent-minded on a beautiful day. He hesitated for a long time until the bicycle passed a street. He said, "Sister Xu, do you and your brother both study metaphysics?"

Xu Mian frowned: "Metaphysics? What do you mean?"

Ning Xiao: "Hmm... Urban ghost talk, gods, gods, ghosts, etc., I can't explain clearly."

Seeing that Xu Mian was silent behind him, Ning Xiao continued: "Brother, he never told me these things on weekdays, I just guessed randomly."

Xu Mian narrowed her eyes slightly, guessing that something happened to this child: "Not only do I study, but I have also studied it superbly. If you have any questions or troubles, you can call me."

This answer was actually in Ning Xiao's expectations, he didn't ask any more questions, and got to the point: "Sister Xu, tell me, can humans and ghosts form a contract in this world?"

"Of course, and it's not uncommon. It's as small as making a wish with a mountain god, or as big as asking an amulet to raise a Gumantong. It's a contract between a human and a ghost."

Xu Mian still thought in his heart, your elder brother and your black brother form a ghost bond, that is the highest level of bond formation, but it is a pity that he cannot give such vivid examples.

Ning Xiao digested it by himself for a few seconds, and continued: "Then have you heard of the contract of "on-hook agency"? "

Xu Mian: "Hang up? What the hell?"

Ning Xiao was seriously thinking about how to explain it better: "It's probably similar to game leveling? The female classmate who stayed with me today is named Tong Wan. She was under a lot of pressure due to midterm exams and interpersonal relationships. The natural force alleviated it. After being introduced by a friend, she found a metaphysics shop on the Internet. At the beginning, she bought some amulets and other gadgets. Later, after getting acquainted with the shop owner, she spent enough money to become a black card member. , the owner told her that a more advanced service could be provided."

"A more advanced service...is the "on-hook agent" you just mentioned? "

"Yes, the shop owner told her that if this period of time is difficult, you don't need to hold on by yourself. You can choose the "on-hook agent" service. You only need to sign the disclaimer and agency agreement, customize the service package and pay the payment. You can go to sleep, and when you wake up again, it will be the agreed time. The agreement guarantees that the customer can carry out their daily life normally during the sleepy time, and can even achieve related wishes according to the package selection. "

Xu Mian: "For example?"

Ning Xiao: "For example, to get into the top ten of the class in the mid-term exam, to make the female classmates who have been bullying her suffer, these are relatively small wishes."

Xu Mian was silent for a few seconds after listening, and suddenly sighed: "This is a bit powerful!"

Ning Xiao: "..."

I feel that sister Xu's next sentence is, please give me the link, I also need an agent...

The two chatted for a few words and forgot the time, and they had already returned to the haunted house before they knew it. At this time, Qi Ye was going downstairs to get the takeaway he ordered. Deed?"

Hei Hei followed Qi Ye like a shadow, and naturally heard it, Qi Ye frowned deeply: "What did you say?"

Xu Mian pretended to be serious: "I told the truth about you and Brother Hei."

Hei Hei: "Don't fart, why did Ah Xiao suddenly ask you this?"

Seeing that Hei Hei Qi Ye didn't have half the intention to believe him, Xu Mian didn't go around in circles anymore, and explained everything that the female classmate named Tong Wan said clearly, after Hei Hei heard it, he simply said-

"What's an agent, what's an on-hook power leveling, the name sounds good, isn't it just possession?"

He said these words lightly, but Xu Mian Qiye was enlightened: "Damn, yes, this packaging and marketing method is really a business genius."

Hei Hei didn't take it seriously: "How do I remember that it's against the rules to use ghost possession for commercial use?"

Xu Mian: "That is, but there is money to be made, and it is impossible to guard against."

During dinner, Qi Ye asked the matter further: "Ah Xiao, why did Tong Wan suddenly tell you this?"

Ning Xiao was a little embarrassed: "Because I told my classmates that you understand these things..."

Qi Ye didn't care, he just said that your elder sister Xu knows better than me.

Xu Mian accepted it readily, and continued to ask: "That student Tong Wan, is there any trouble now?"

Ning Xiao nodded: "She wants to recall the memory of the time when she was an "on-hook agent". "

As soon as the words came out, Heihei Qiye glanced at each other, Xu Mian watched them look at each other, and finally couldn't help but said: "You want to come back? Why? Didn't you want to go through it yourself to act as an agent?"

Ning Xiao sighed very slightly: "That's true, but during the period of acting as an agent, some things happened that she didn't expect..."

Speaking of this, Ning Xiao's voice gradually lowered: "Tong Wan's grandma passed away during this period, because it was the "hanging up" stage, she didn't see grandma for the last time. "

Everyone was silent, and for a moment, Qi Ye broke the somewhat depressing atmosphere: "Didn't she ask the owner? Is there any after-sales service?"

Ning Xiao shook his head: "I asked, and Tong Wan said that this request has violated the agreement, and the customer service will not accept it."

Indeed, those who are looking for an "on-hook agent" in life must be right. They are unwilling to bear this period of time, let alone remember and reminisce. Naturally, they will not have any worries when they see the terms of the agreement.

Same as the previous Wuyuan, it is a choice to escape from reality, but the "on-hook agent" is more gentle and will not cause trouble or harm to people around.

Hei Hei sent a voice transmission to Qi Ye and Xu Mian in secret language: "Why don't we meet this girl?"

Xu Mian: "Let the girl come over."

……

That night, Qi Ye suffered from insomnia, he was full of food and drink, and the room was full of chaos, and finally he floated and landed beside Qi Ye: "Why, you were thinking about the "on-hook agent" thing? "

Qi Ye nodded frankly: "If the on-hook agents are all lonely souls and wild ghosts, what are they trying to do?"

Hei Hei felt uncomfortable lying flat, turned around and rested on Qi Ye's arm, which was as convenient as using his own: "What are you trying to do? Of course, you want to have a chance to live again."

"But they're living for someone else, and it's a bad day that the other person wants to avoid."

Heihei smiled: "No matter how bad it is, I can breathe and have a heartbeat, and if I have the money to act as an agent, my life will definitely be the same. I don't have to worry about daily necessities, and I can eat hot meals every day, with all kinds of flavors, sour, sweet, bitter, spicy. Said he earned it."

After a moment of silence, Qi Ye also laughed: "But I also think it's good to be a ghost. I don't have to worry about three meals a day and monthly rent. How chic and comfortable I am."

"It makes sense for you to say that." Hei Hei turned his head to the side, and the two eyes met: "Each sees their own good, and people and ghosts are also besieged."

Qi Ye thought about it carefully, what they discussed was absurd and funny.

Hei Hei continued to explain: "Many people turn into souls after death and cannot be reincarnated. After wandering for a long time, they become lonely ghosts. The longer the time, the less hope of reincarnation. At this time, they have almost lost the consciousness of being human, or To become evil spirits, or to become earth-bound spirits, they need spirit exorcists to forcibly reincarnate them, or higher-level ghosts to clear them...Of course, everything is not absolute."

"If you encounter evil spirit eliminators, they will be turned into ghost slaves, and they will be wiped out after being used; and in the biological chain of ghosts, big ghosts have always eaten little ghosts. If you eat low-level ghosts, then the low-level ghosts can't escape the fate of being wiped out, and there are very few ghosts as fastidious as me."

"So as a ghost, I envy the living people very much. In order to relive the feeling of being a human being, those who are capable choose such extreme methods as possession and finding a substitute. If a low-level ghost wants to do this, it needs external force. Where there is demand, there is a market. There have been a lot of this kind of communication between ghosts and people since ancient times. "Communication people" benefit from it. It is against the rules to destroy the balance of yin and yang, so they are all sneaky and changing tricks. For example, this time Just put on the skin of "on-hook agent", let the possessed ghost be bound by the spell, and strictly interpret the life of the person concerned. . "

After Hei Hei finished speaking, Qi Ye didn't reply immediately, but asked very cautiously: "What should a high-level ghost like you do if he wants to be reincarnated?"

"No way, let fate," Hei Hei replied lightly, as if he was talking about something that had nothing to do with him: "Besides, are you willing to go to reincarnation?"