I finally fell into my own hands

Hei Hei and Qi Ye looked at each other with helplessness in their eyes.

"Can I charge three yuan at a time for the electricity bill?" After Heihei finished buying the medicine, Qi Ye's balance was only three yuan.

"It seems... not possible."

Hei Hei nodded bitterly: "The heating in the room is probably going to last for a while, so get into the bed quickly."

Qi Ye was reluctantly shoved into the quilt by Hei Hei, who sat cross-legged next to him scratching his head, distressed and satisfied: "I haven't experienced poverty for a long time."

Qi Ye didn't want to talk: "..."

He glanced lightly at Hei Hei, who was standing and talking without back pain, and cursed, anyway, it's not you who are poor, hungry, or cold.

Qi Ye thought, it's good to be a ghost, you don't need to worry about firewood, rice, oil and salt, and you don't have to fear life, old age, sickness and death.

Hei Hei thought, it's a good person to be a human being, with all the five flavors of ups and downs, joy, anger, sorrow, and joy.

One person and one ghost sighed, Qi Ye thought that he should take a part-time job with a daily salary tomorrow morning, otherwise it would be difficult to move an inch with only three yuan left.

"Qi Ye, what do you plan to spend after getting 20?" Hei Hei also lay down by himself, and shared a pillow with Qi Ye.

Qi Ye blurted out: "Pay the electricity bill."

Hei Hei: "..."

Qi Ye thought about it again: "Have a meal of barbecue and a meal of hot pot."

Hei Hei raised his eyebrows: "...Aren't you allergic to chili?"

Qi Ye frowned: "...you know all about this?"

Hei Hei smiled without answering, Qi Ye continued: "Give some to Uncle Ning, some to Ah Xiao, and then..."

"Ok?"

"Choose a nice mask for you."

Hei Hei was startled: "Huh?"

"You can choose by yourself," Qi Ye looked at the clown face beside him, and yawned: "I'm sleepy, I'm asleep."

Hei Hei laughed, without refuting: "Okay, I'll wait for you."

For some reason, it is easy to get sleepy when lying on his own bed, Hei Hei and Qi Ye fell asleep facing each other, and when Hei Hei woke up again, it was dusk and Qi Ye was not there.

This guy probably went to work again.

Hei Hei floated around the room, heated up the porridge in the pot, pressed the light in the living room, and it suddenly turned on a few times, and the electricity bill was paid.

Just after seven o'clock, Qi Ye opened the door and entered the house, packed some meals, and held a bunch of candied haws in his hand: "Give it back to you."

Hei Hei took it and licked it. As a ghost, he couldn't taste anything, Qi Ye smiled: "I'll eat it for you."

After the night passed, Qi Ye finally let go of his guard and smiled at Hei Hei.

"Is Uncle Zhang okay?"

"Very good, today I will also pay back the candied haws you Shun last night."

"...how did you tell the uncle?"

"A little cousin came to the house, and his hands and feet were not clean. Last night, it went smoothly."

Hei Hei: "..."

While eating at Qi Ye, Hei Hei explained clearly the information he asked from the little ghost. The villa at No. 83 Liu'an Road was sold out shortly after the dismemberment case. It was [-]% off the market price. A jeweler.

There is a folk saying that living in a murderous house can prosper business, and the more fierce it is, the more money it will make. Among them, the most expensive ones are those that have had fires, followed by homicides, and suicides, and accidents.

After the jeweler bought the haunted house, he asked the master to do the magic trick, but not only did the business not flourish, but it caused chaos and nearly ruined the family, and the whole family almost collapsed due to frequent incidents... During the night, I heard intermittent noises. Crying, the water in the faucet turned red, inexplicably rotten pieces of meat appeared in the refrigerator, girls’ dolls always had their fingers cut off…

The jeweler moved out on the advice of the master, and then sold the house to a doctor at a discount of [-]% of the market price. His finger was cut off, causing him to tremble inexplicably every time he took the scalpel, and he couldn't continue, and finally lost his job.

The villa has been idle for a few years, and now the rich businessman surnamed Li who is asking adventurers to live in it bought it from a doctor at a discount of 400% off the market price. The location of a large villa is excellent, and the price is only [-] Wan, although it is a bit fierce, but wealth and wealth are in danger.

"This villa No. 83, what kind of murder happened back then?" Qi Ye was still young at that time, so he couldn't remember it at all.

"The couple in the villa are cheating marriages by profession. At that time, the wife cheated a boy. It seemed that the boy couldn't even go to college, and he severed ties with his family. The boy who was originally a good student couldn't get over this hurdle in his heart. He came to the door. Revenge and murder, the attack was very terrific, the bodies of the two were cut into thousands of pieces, and it was impossible to distinguish between you and me. The boy finally hanged himself in the house. It is said that he died next to a piano, because he and the female liar were married. Learned the piano."

Qi Ye chewed and finished the meal slowly, without making any comments on his face: "The death is not wronged."

Hei Hei nodded: "Both the deceased and the murderer have a lot of resentment, which is good for me." The fiercer the ghost, the better it is.

"What if you can't play with these ghosts?"

Hei Hei smiled: "Then I will sacrifice you."

"..."

There is no computer at home, and after Qiye had a good meal and washed the dishes, Hei Hei urged him to go to the Internet cafe to change his birth date to make his resume. That boss Li didn't accept all the applicants, he wanted to select the person with the most serious birth date to go to the town house.

Qi Ye is reluctant to go to Internet cafes, because Internet cafes seem to be crowded with people, but only Qi Ye knows that there are as many ghosts in Internet cafes as there are people, lonely ghosts are idle, and they like to stay in Internet cafes and watch people play games □□, similar to this there are movie theaters.

Hei Hei proposed to go to the Internet cafe, in addition to changing his date of birth to submit his resume, the other purpose was that he was hungry to watch Qi Ye eat, and needed some little ghosts to fill his stomach.

Under Hei Hei's urging, Qi Ye wrapped himself up tightly, one person and one ghost went out and locked the door, the snow was still falling, and the sky was covered with white, reflecting the sky and the earth brightly.

"Hey, Xueguang, are you not afraid?"

Qi Ye originally wanted to say, if you are afraid, you can hide in my windbreaker, but the other party did not give him this chance at all.

"I'm not afraid. If I used to be, I wouldn't even be afraid of the sun."

Hei Hei didn't lie, he can be regarded as a god if he can be a ghost to his level, but Qi Ye only thought he was bragging, and didn't respond to him with a suppressed smile.

Turn around two alleys and you will arrive at the internet cafe. Heihei follows Qi Ye upstairs, and the ghosts in the internet cafe are frightened when he shows up. Looking at Hei Hei, his body trembled.

One of the obese ghosts quietly turned himself into a noodle shape, and was about to avoid Hei Hei's sight and float out of the Internet cafe, but he only moved a little, and Hei Hei stretched out his hand and grabbed his neck, quickly pulling out his soul. The thread is stuffed in the stomach.

The whole process took only ten seconds, and the ghosts present were silent. Although Qi Ye had seen Hei Hei eating ghosts from the surveillance of the haunted house in the mental hospital before, the impact of the scene was too great for him to digest.

This ghost who ate and slept with me for two days is a real evil ghost.

Seeing Qi Ye's appearance, Hei Hei was rarely willing to explain: "It's okay, if you draw the soul line, these desperate lonely ghosts can also go to reincarnation."

Qi Ye is speechless, so, these ghosts eaten by you have to thank you?

Before he could finish his slander, he saw the crowd of ghosts who were tense like terracotta warriors suddenly start whispering, and soon they all surrounded Hei Hei, one bite at a time: "Eat me, eat me."

Hei Hei smiled easily: "Don't worry, come one by one."

These ghosts are pitiful. They are all wild ghosts who have nowhere to reincarnate due to various reasons. They have lost their souls and six souls and wandered in the world. They have no taste. I heard that this old murderer can help them escape.

Qi Ye glanced at Hei Hei, his eyes met, Hei Hei smiled at him angrily: "Don't worry, I won't eat you."

"..." At this moment, he finally believed that the ghosts in the haunted house might really be nothing to Hei Hei.

The two sat down in front of the computer, and Qi Ye edited the date of birth on his resume according to Hei Hei's instructions, fabricated a series of experience of subjugating demons and eliminating demons, and posted pictures of people talking about him, leaving After downloading the contact information, it will be sent to Boss Li's recruitment mailbox with one click.

During the period, the ghosts in the Internet cafe lined up in a long line, one by one delivered to the door quietly and obediently waiting for Hei Hei to eat.

"nailed it."

"You play for a while, I'll finish eating them and leave."

"……Row."

Less than 10 minutes later, Qi Ye's cell phone rang, it was Boss Li's assistant.

"Hello, is this Mr. Qi?"

"Yes."

"Nice to meet you. We read your resume and are very interested in your birth date, character and rich experience. Could you please meet with Mr. Li next Tuesday? Talk about this project."

Qi Ye and Heihei met each other's eyes, Heihei understood what he meant, and made an OK gesture.

"No need to talk about it in detail, I know this project well, and I can take it."

There was a moment of silence on the other end of the phone, as if discussing and considering.

"I can live in as low-key as possible. If something happens, I will bear it myself and keep it secret from the outside world."

"Mr. Qi, wait a moment, I will convey your thoughts to Mr. Li."

"Hard."

After hanging up the phone, Qi Ye asked casually: "Tell me, can it be done?"

"100%, success."

In less than 10 minutes, the phone rang again, Qi Ye answered, and the sweet voice of the assistant was still on the other end of the phone: "Mr. Seven insurances and one housing fund will be provided to you, and you can also enjoy various employee benefits of our Hongfeng Group..."

The assistant babbled a lot, Qi Ye said calmly: "Seven insurances and one gold, can you discount it?"

"...Yes." This is the first time that this kind of demand was mentioned, the assistant was a little confused: "May I ask what else you need here? We will try our best to meet it."

Now that he said so, Qi Ye is not polite.

"The heating in the villa must be sufficient, the refrigerator must be filled and replenished regularly, and the electricity bill must be adequate."

"……no problem."

What are these needs?Is this man really on vacation?

"What else do you want?"

"Gone."

"...Then I will finish the process later and send the offer to your email."

"Okay, hard work."

After hanging up the phone, Hei Hei had just stuffed the last ghost into his stomach, and the Internet cafe suddenly seemed empty.

Qi Ye suddenly laughed: "It's done."

Hei Hei also smiled: "Happy holiday."

In less than 5 minutes, Qi Ye's mailbox dinged, and the assistant sent an offer. In addition, there was a questionnaire with all the questions on it——

"Mr. Qi, what kind of cuisine do you like?"

"Mr. Qi, what snacks and fruits do you eat most often?"

"What food is Mr. Qi allergic to?"

"What games does Mr. Qi like to play?"

"What brand of clothing does Mr. Qi like? What are the requirements for the fabric?"

"What type of girl does Mr. Qi like?"

……

What the hell is this last question? ? ?

Qi Ye glanced at the questionnaire, and filled in the dozens of questions one by one under the dark scrutiny. He suddenly felt... the illusion of being taken care of.

At the end of the questionnaire, there is a list of necessary items to purchase, and Qi Ye only wrote one line——

360 five good-looking masks.